Richyroo wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Hey Richy Poo, I see you snuck past me in the rankings. Good job!

Looks like I'll have to start working less

got there, level 20

Don't think I'll race to 21 though as this game is taking over my life.

(dont tell 'the' wife I admitted that)

My wife just rolls her eyes when I'm playing now.

I'm going to make my wife hold my iPad in her mouth so she can't say any thing about me playing. DF addicttion. Yes sir good luck may be we can start a thread for neglected wife's of dogfight to moan together on.

Rule 11... Dogfight/FFA only is my understanding. Personally, in any other type of game, I'm blasting reds whether they're MOMs or not.

Congrats Roo. I'll join ya in a day or 2. Work and family are keeping me from the game, rightly so. I noticed Max is creeping up too. Good to have brothers to go through the ranks with.

Noush, glad you stopped by! Definitely like a frat here, but the sorority girls are A LOT DIFFERENT. But at least there's cake.

I dig the starting a "wife's vent together" thread idea..but it will probably get us in more trouble..

Girls + cake = Girl popping out of cake? That, I'd like to see (and another reason why wife's should not be allowed here)

I think I am the slowest level uper ever! Iv been at rank for month! I only have to go to 27540! I knly at like 13000

Hey baggy , to got my vote. Maybe you'll take it easy on ne then lol. I've been playing very poorly. I can't hit crap. well I might have my computer fixed by Friday. Then I can add that way cool banner Mr Wig made for me a while ago. Well going back up to assist other pilots level up. Public Enemy #1. Icarus.

Chuck Norris wrote: What's the current stance on rule 11? I don't want to anger any fellow m.o.m.s by shooting at them, but I feel like most games that I am in with moms on the opposing team shoot at me. What I have been trying to do is wait and see if they shoot at me then I will proceed to return fire. Is this the correct way of buisness in this motley crew or am I in wrong here?

People actually shoot at you?? I heard that there is a Grizzly bear rug in Chuck Norris' room, but that the bear isn't dead, he's just afraid to move...

I'll always honor Rule 11.

Hawks Win!! Hawks Win!!

Three in a row to start the season. First time since '72!

Thats Zup working on connection lost again

AAAUUUUGGGHH!!!!!!

Muck, soooo sorry that I bailed on you and Soos, but my battery died, even with the recharger plugged in. So very, very frustrating.

When I have less than 5 minutes left, the screen goes all dark, which is why I could hit that annoying S.A.G.E. red dude - I couldn't see him.

Esox Magus.... Where on this planet to you reside? If you want a Christmas Card from the Star Chamber ( look it up).. You have to let us know..

Also Jan79... Where in Slovenia do you live? Keine Weihnachtskarte fur sie von der Star Chamber (schauen sie)..

Hey all you mean old mothers, I'm takin it easy down in South Carolina...being a bum...my phone sucks having been playing too Mich I have spots on my screen. Well let me get back to doing what I do best drinking...lol.. mod.

Oh I forgot welcome new moms...

To mark the auspicious occasion that is today we made a cake.........



Happy Birthday Dent, I left the candles off as I couldnt afford that many, Have a great birthday from us all at M.O.M

(Please thankyou to sign this e-card)

Inverted with MOM, having great fun!

Hey did someone say cake?

Happy birthday young man ......great work Mad!!!!!

ParrotHead wrote: Rule 11... Dogfight/FFA only is my understanding. Personally, in any other type of game, I'm blasting reds whether they're MOMs or not.

That is correct my fine featherd friend the only reason we invoke rule 11 in FFA is its the closest thing we have to squad wars.Any other game Marshall Law

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DENT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....AND MANY MORRRRRRRRRE.Someone had to sing

Big Tex wrote: AAAUUUUGGGHH!!!!!!

Muck, soooo sorry that I bailed on you and Soos, but my battery died, even with the recharger plugged in. So very, very frustrating.

When I have less than 5 minutes left, the screen goes all dark, which is why I could hit that annoying S.A.G.E. red dude - I couldn't see him.

That S.A.G.E red dude (theredmist) went on to 70 kills and the game wasn't finished when I left, Kopf informs me he used to be called king of hearts, lost count of how many times he shot Soos and me down, think the holes in my plane have got holes in them. Geezus he could fly and shoot! I think I winged him a couple of times, that felt like a result even if he didnt go down. Oh and I owe him an apology, he was carrying a bomb!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENT!
In celebration of this auspicious day we should all fly in a red dress, just be sure it aint as pretty as dent's, or you don't look as pretty in it as dent

Ok, I give up, Mad Old Monkeys...
After three posts asking the same question and not receiving a single answer, this humble fat ape quit asking where is VortexIII, and why he became banned from this forum for unknown (and now clearly secret) reasons. I won't bother you with this matter anymore...

Edit: Happy birthday, Dent!!!! I don't have a red dress, and my wife's dresses doesn't fit. I'll fly today using red underwear, instead...

I think Luna realy went off on him. Then slendy got involved and well there goes the neighborhood.


Dent here is the B-Day song they sing at my dads work.
This is your birthday song. it doesn't last to long. Hay!

Happy birthday dent!

Ok guys h need to here what I did in game. It's a good strategies. I was in a BTH game and I just got in. Well a red is coming at me and shoots me 1 sec after I lift off. I see he is going in to bomb so at the last second i release my parachute. Since he is flying so low he can't avoid it and hits it. And when u hit a parachute u crash. So I prevented a win by releasing my parachute.

Try this at home on your game.

Pedrinho wrote: Ok, I give up, Mad Old Monkeys...
After three posts asking the same question and not receiving a single answer, this humble fat ape quit asking where is VortexIII, and why he became banned from this forum for unknown (and now clearly secret) reasons. I won't bother you with this matter anymore...

Edit: Happy birthday, Dent!!!! I don't have a red dress, and my wife's dresses doesn't fit. I'll fly today using red underwear, instead...

Ped, I don't think anyone knows or even noticed vortex was banned, I certainly didnt!

Happy B Day my fellow old guy... Congratulations on another trip around the sun! Here is my present to you: Jimmy Buffett, bi-planes and cake

Check out this video on YouTube:

Pedrinho wrote: Ok, I give up, Mad Old Monkeys...
After three posts asking the same question and not receiving a single answer, this humble fat ape quit asking where is VortexIII, and why he became banned from this forum for unknown (and now clearly secret) reasons. I won't bother you with this matter anymore...

Edit: Happy birthday, Dent!!!! I don't have a red dress, and my wife's dresses doesn't fit. I'll fly today using red underwear, instead...

Hey ped, I know more recent matters on him than most but you would have to pm me as its not really forum material.

Mad Thx for the cake, Parrot Thx for the video....I'm a little embarassed....I still don't know how to handle birthday's.....My wife and daughter, First my wife taught me how special some of these time's can really be.....Without getting into my background, I really never knew how special some thing's are.... I also never knew how powerful the word LOVE really can be until I met Mrs Dent, Then Little Dent came along......Hey thanks for the Cake, Video and Thank you's.....Much appreciated...
I really don't like any attention....

Wishy Washy?---- Tuff S*** I meant it...

Dent = 46