Yay a new friend! Wow is it just me or did i just sound like a girl? But still yay! I know, where is sput haven't seen him post in days?

Grats on joining the nut house of MOM!

I just noticed something. When u cross out a word like that it is called striking. I am now putting a tax on it. One karma per use. OBEY OR DIE!

Hey, guys,

It looks like while I was out on vacations, some nasty things happened here on forum!!!
Some posts ago I asked about where is Vortex... And only now I saw that he was banned!!!!?!?!?!?!
Is this true??? (I can read the "banned" flag on this post , but I refuse to believe it is true). He looked like a good kid... What happened????

Congratulatories to the Newest Members in the House of MOM!!!!

Jans79 AKA(Former Prime Minister of Slovenia and current goalkeeper for Rio Ave F.C.)

EsoxMagus AKA(esok- (a salmon) [Latin esox, Early Irish co', Welsh, Breton eog, Welsh ehawc, Cornish ehog] ... magus (young, a servant, a boy) [IE *maghu- 'a young person']

Cubanoloco91 AKA(Crazy Cuban times 91 and Former Street Fighter, see youtube)

Congratulations guys!!!

A sight that would strike fear into the bravest man......

Ok well that didn't work, that there was 3 reds coming towards me.....each one was a M.O.M!!

Dent, ktheo and susi-harikiri!! <PROPER MEAN OLD MEN!


Surprisingly enough, I didn't survive

Hey Richy Poo, I see you snuck past me in the rankings. Good job!

Looks like I'll have to start working less

I have a question that have trubled my mind and who better to ask than mom.
Is my phone trying to tell me that i dont play DF enughf?
When there is a light collor on the screen I can see the hight and speedometer from the cockpit on the screen.

ParrotHead wrote: Hey Richy Poo, I see you snuck past me in the rankings. Good job!

Looks like I'll have to start working less

I'm was trying my hardest to catch up and then when I did, I then decided to try and stay as close to you as possible, which is proving a little tricky with a ill ( ) wife and eldest whilst I try and keep my3 year old busy?!?

bellsaj wrote: I have a question that have trubled my mind and who better to ask than mom.
Is my phone trying to tell me that i dont play DF enughf?
When there is a light collor on the screen I can see the hight and speedometer from the cockpit on the screen.

I don't know if I know what you mean but if I do try pressing the camera icon o. Top right of screen whilst in game.... I can't see that being your problem because if your kicking my ass and playing on outside view you must be fantastic in cockpit mode

Hey M.O.M.s

First of all, thank you all for acceped me in squad and all congratulations.
Especially i would like to thank Yakuza for all support and help he gaved me.

See you ingame.

Good game.

bellsaj wrote: I have a question that have trubled my mind and who better to ask than mom.
Is my phone trying to tell me that i dont play DF enughf?
When there is a light collor on the screen I can see the hight and speedometer from the cockpit on the screen.

When i switch mine off it says
"connection lost"in the middle

Thanks guys happy to be here

Welcome aboard Esox, Cubanoloco and Jans79! You guys will be a great addition to the difunctional family of MOM. Congratulations!!

Has anyone seen Goose in-game?

Welcome to our new members. Hope you brought your sense of humor.

Damn, that's what I forgot!!!!!

Welcome

Welcome to all the new MOMs...have played DF with most of you...now go pick on someone else!

ParrotHead wrote: Hey Richy Poo, I see you snuck past me in the rankings. Good job!

Looks like I'll have to start working less

Who needs rankings when we both destroyed a player by the name of "best of the best" earlier today. It doesn't get much better than that!

Richyroo wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Hey Richy Poo, I see you snuck past me in the rankings. Good job!

Looks like I'll have to start working less

I'm was trying my hardest to catch up and then when I did, I then decided to try and stay as close to you as possible, which is proving a little tricky with a ill ( ) wife and eldest whilst I try and keep my3 year old busy?!?

Who needs rankings when we both destroyed a player by the name of "best of the best" earlier today. It doesn't get much better than that!

Sorry for the double post. Didn't show up the first time.

Looks like this asylum is turning on a "welcome this, welcome that" thread...
But I'll try once more (for the third time): what happened to VortexIII?
(For those who doesnt know who Vortex is: dont lose your time asking it back to me, please).
And for Dent, Lapa, and everybody that played with or against me in the last two days: sorry for all that lag - I am spending a lot of time away from wifi, with bad 3g signal. Tip: if you hit me twice, go for the next target; my plane certainly WILL get down after some time...

GMoney wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Hey Richy Poo, I see you snuck past me in the rankings. Good job!

Looks like I'll have to start working less

Who needs rankings when we both destroyed a player by the name of "best of the best" earlier today. It doesn't get much better than that!

Well don't forget, your new name. You're 'the best of the best killer' and I'm 'the killer of the best of the best killer'!
Know your place Pmoney great game though......points points POINTS

ParrotHead wrote: Hey Richy Poo, I see you snuck past me in the rankings. Good job!

Looks like I'll have to start working less

got there, level 20

Don't think I'll race to 21 though as this game is taking over my life.

(dont tell 'the' wife I admitted that)

Parrot & Blue Max, Thank you both for the kind words and invite. It's always fun playing with you guys and getting chewed up by MOM's repeatedly has thought me two things: 1st how to cry like a little school girl and 2nd how to shoot like a champ. I guess the old cliche "if you can't beat'em then join'em" is the best approach and I'd be happy to join your squad...I just hope all this new found game addiction does not cost me another day in the doghouse (all suggestions to counter a frowny wife welcomed)

Captain Noushbag wrote: Parrot & Blue Max, Thank you both for the kind words and invite. It's always fun playing with you guys and getting chewed up by MOM's repeatedly has thought me two things: 1st how to cry like a little school girl and 2nd how to shoot like a champ. I guess the old cliche "if you can't beat'em then join'em" is the best approach and I'd be happy to join your squad...I just hope all this new found game addiction does not cost me another day in the doghouse (all suggestions to counter a frowny wife welcomed)

Sorry Noush Noush but when it does to 'her' and this beautiful game, you've had it!!

THERE IS NO HOPE

Richyroo wrote:

Captain Noushbag wrote: Parrot & Blue Max, Thank you both for the kind words and invite. It's always fun playing with you guys and getting chewed up by MOM's repeatedly has thought me two things: 1st how to cry like a little school girl and 2nd how to shoot like a champ. I guess the old cliche "if you can't beat'em then join'em" is the best approach and I'd be happy to join your squad...I just hope all this new found game addiction does not cost me another day in the doghouse (all suggestions to counter a frowny wife welcomed)

Sorry Noush Noush but when it comes to 'her' and this beautiful game, you've had it!!

THERE IS NO HOPE

Captain Noush thanks for your post. Whatchyagotta do now is look at page one of this thread and follow the instructions thereupon, application-wise. Kapeesh?

What's the current stance on rule 11? I don't want to anger any fellow m.o.m.s by shooting at them, but I feel like most games that I am in with moms on the opposing team shoot at me. What I have been trying to do is wait and see if they shoot at me then I will proceed to return fire. Is this the correct way of buisness in this motley crew or am I in wrong here?

I learnt from the wig himself that rule 11 applys ONLY to dogfight and not other games, the only exception is if on a DF a fellow great one requests otherwise....

Hope this helps