. Wigbomb wrote: That's a M.O.M for ya; always ready to help a little old mean old man across the street...

I can't wait to be a GRANDMARSHALADMIRALGENERALGURU. I want to make the big bucks. Like the top 100.

As the other squads are building an H.Q. building, I have been reinvesting the negative sums of our party fund. We now have a ZOO, STABLES, WATERPARK, BBQ PITS, RIDES AND NOW!

(sorry about the black)

Seattle is very nearly first gen M.O.M. True, he doesn't play a lot though I've seen him a couple times in the past few weeks.

Fark blinked into a mission today just as I was blinking out.

Killahboy, no clue. Striker and Sput (and occasionally Bama) are the only Prodigy M.O.Ms I ever see. Speaking of (p)M.O.Ms:
Reports of misconduct by LosDiablo are stacking up. I invited him to plead his case but we've heard nothing from him. What do you think, Sput? Do we cut him loose? I'd like to see a revamping of the Prodigy squad; better, more consistent players, drop those who no longer play...PM me, Sputs, we'll brainstorm on it.

ParrotHead wrote: What in the great world of MOM is going on? Only 15 or so posts on the MOM thread since I went to bed last night!?!?

Did the rapture come and I miss it?

Or are guys trying to compensate for Strikers spamfest?(spamfest...that sounds like a pic Paul)

Parrot didnt you get the memo it was bingo night at the home was wondering where you were

Not normally a braggard but finally made it to the #150 ranking. Long long long long long ways to go if even possible.

Is anyone else playing on an iPhone 4s? If so please PM me. Thanks

Hope everyone is doing well tonight.

coop wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: What in the great world of MOM is going on? Only 15 or so posts on the MOM thread since I went to bed last night!?!?

Did the rapture come and I miss it?

Or are guys trying to compensate for Strikers spamfest?(spamfest...that sounds like a pic Paul)

Parrot didnt you get the memo it was bingo night at the home was wondering where you were

Daggummit! Nobody tells me nuthin... Probably had cake too, huh? Did the SOGs show? Was Dent dancing on the tables again, yelling "I got your BINGO right here!" Red or purple? I mean his dress, not his...um....er... Bingo. Don't wanna know that Y'all didn't let Paul call the numbers again? You know he can't spell B-1 !

my milkshake brings all the boys.........No!

Dents red dress brings all boys to the yard - he could teach you but he'd have to CHARGE!!!!!!!!! (HEAD ON!!!!!)

ParrotHead wrote: What in the great world of MOM is going on? Only 15 or so posts on the MOM thread since I went to bed last night!?!?

Did the rapture come and I miss it?

Or are guys trying to compensate for Strikers spamfest?(spamfest...that sounds like a pic Paul)

Wig...I haven't seen my invite ..I sent you a pm check it out

coop wrote: Wig...I haven't seen my invite ..I sent you a pm check it out

Coopster, I've re-sent the group invitation twice...and there's no sign of a PM from you here. Double you tea eff?

I just looked and it says it was sent ...wtf

I resent the pm brother.Also here is my email again This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and or dcooper5912@gmail .com

I don't know about Los. Every game I'm in with him he's nice and polite. It's weir what u guys say. He could have something going on in his life I'm not sure. But I think we should wait till someone sees him to make a decision.


About revamping the prodiges. I'm all in. Do they have to be a certain rank cause i have some guys iv flown with that are rank 5,6,7. But let me know what were gona do so i can do something.


Paul. Ill post a pic but in a couple hours. I'm about to go to school. Then ill tell you what my interests are.

So my name still is not on page 1 as a member and was just in a game with . Wig. I asked him y it was not there , he replied ,,,, u have to apply. So does this mean i am not a MOM, should i take take the MOM tag down?

Ithink you've been caught in the bureaucratic trap that I was caught in, they have been trying to work out a way of administrating new members and I had to formally apply, if the WigMan has said the same to you then pop to page 1 and follow the instructions......

Do not fear, Richyroo is here (with you on this boat)

crazynut wrote: So my name still is not on page 1 as a member and was just in a game with . Wig. I asked him y it was not there , he replied ,,,, u have to apply. So does this mean i am not a MOM, should i take take the MOM tag down?

Last I thought we voted on you all that voted said in let me ask wig I know you put all your info on the thread when you introduced your self so I say keep the tag bro

Right you MOMs,

Please allow me a quick rant about you all.
I feel it is very unfair that half of you are the otherside of the pond or have lives, I spend all day refreshing the forum waiting for the next funny/not funny post to find that there hasn't been one, I stay up late still refreshing awaiting my next mom fix and still nothing or very little, then I wake up to find lots of chat has happened I have missed it.

So I have decided, you should all stop work and/or move to theUK just so I can be happy.

Thanks for your time.....

Your very low maintenance yet to be confirmed bum of a mom

RichyRoo

Richyroo wrote: Right you MOMs,

Please allow me a quick rant about you all.
I feel it is very unfair that half of you are the otherside of the pond or have lives, I spend all day refreshing the forum waiting for the next funny/not funny post to find that there hasn't been one, I stay up late still refreshing awaiting my next mom fix and still nothing or very little, then I wake up to find lots of chat has happened I have missed it.

So I have decided, you should all stop work and/or move to theUK just so I can be happy.

Thanks for your time.....

Your very low maintenance yet to be confirmed bum of a mom

RichyRoo

I'am in can I move in just I need all black pudding , bacon . Rolls , and all the IRON BRU Ican drink

Claygod wrote: Not normally a braggard but finally made it to the #150 ranking. Long long long long long ways to go if even possible.

Clay.. I hear you! I have struggled to #103. I have been playing so much the last 10 days, because I am on a mission to reach the coveted Top 100 also... BUT...

I have now injured myself (wrist) in this quest. It's known as Dog Fight Tendinopathy (DFT) Look it up....Many of you may be suffering from this but are too OLD or DUMB to realize it.. This may be the new MOM related injury that Medical Facilities will be treating for years to come.. I am only hoping that Medicare will cover any treatments I may have to endure...

I am looking for any DFT Creams, lotions, powders, DFT elastic wraps... Maybe there are DFT Medications (hopefully containing enough Codine to make it worth while)

So fellow MOMigenarians be careful out there... You may be the next to suffer from this dreaded New Disease of Dog Fight..

We better start looking for a Doctor to join this Squadron.

I know of a doctor but he's in another squad.

. Wigbomb wrote: Richy, i was too busy picking your lead outta my teeth to get this fully said; I'd like you to hang around, apply for membership, be the first to do so using our new non-system system, and a couple days from now install the personal banner I will have made. The time spent posting thisa and thata has been along the lines of what I feel we need; a "get to know me" period. I've gotten to know you so much better through the last few days and I am solidly in the Richy camp. You play like a beast, you post like a charm, you're M.O.M in my book. But that banner of yours> eeeewww.

Richyroooooooo....Thank you for posting the first ever MOM submission of an application via our new field telephone. It arrived and looks mavulous. As you can see our HQ building is still being constructed, see Paul's pic....Hence sorryyy for the delay and your ever wailling patience...

Our dances in the sky have been Shots O Fun

We have been using our new field telephone and trying to get all our of call signs in order....

B Strachan wrote:

Richyroo wrote: Right you MOMs,

Please allow me a quick rant about you all.
I feel it is very unfair that half of you are the otherside of the pond or have lives, I spend all day refreshing the forum waiting for the next funny/not funny post to find that there hasn't been one, I stay up late still refreshing awaiting my next mom fix and still nothing or very little, then I wake up to find lots of chat has happened I have missed it.

So I have decided, you should all stop work and/or move to theUK just so I can be happy.

Thanks for your time.....

Your very low maintenance yet to be confirmed bum of a mom

RichyRoo

I'am in can I move in just I need all black pudding , bacon . Rolls , and all the IRON BRU Ican drink

Right your on, but only if you can go without the black pudding? I'll forward my address another time

No need to thank me m4rtin, as you might have noticed in my previous post, I've nothing better to do than wait to be finally excepted in this life and as for the dancing, it was most certainly my pleasure, the only problem is you always demolish my rear end

Look forward to our next meet and the initiation knees up

I don't know iam Scotish I do love my black pudding we can come to some sort of agreement

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Claygod wrote: Not normally a braggard but finally made it to the #150 ranking. Long long long long long ways to go if even possible.

Clay.. I hear you! I have struggled to #103. I have been playing so much the last 10 days, because I am on a mission to reach the coveted Top 100 also... BUT...

I have now injured myself (wrist) in this quest. It's known as Dog Fight Tendinopathy (DFT) Look it up....Many of you may be suffering from this but are too OLD or DUMB to realize it.. This may be the new MOM related injury that Medical Facilities will be treating for years to come.. I am only hoping that Medicare will cover any treatments I may have to endure...

I am looking for any DFT Creams, lotions, powders, DFT elastic wraps... Maybe there are DFT Medications (hopefully containing enough Codine to make it worth while)

So fellow MOMigenarians be careful out there... You may be the next to suffer from this dreaded New Disease of Dog Fight..

We better start looking for a Doctor to join this Squadron.

Four out of five doctors recommend Dogfight for those patients who require beating themselves directly in the eye with a handheld electronic communication device. Ask your doctor if Dogfight is right for you. (May cause sexual side effects including painful carrier capture, loss of connection, premature crash on takeoff, chronic dry lake, blackening of the zeppelin, or inability to maintain tracer function due to lag. If any of these symptoms persist for more than two missions induce vomiting and go immediately to the nearest app emergency care facility. If vomiting is already occurring attempt to replace icky vomity device before mission end. As with all prescription apps Dogfight should not be played without the supervision of a software professional.)

M4rtin wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote: Richy, i was too busy picking your lead outta my teeth to get this fully said; I'd like you to hang around, apply for membership, be the first to do so using our new non-system system, and a couple days from now install the personal banner I will have made. The time spent posting thisa and thata has been along the lines of what I feel we need; a "get to know me" period. I've gotten to know you so much better through the last few days and I am solidly in the Richy camp. You play like a beast, you post like a charm, you're M.O.M in my book. But that banner of yours> eeeewww.

Richyroooooooo....Thank you for posting the first ever MOM submission of an application via our new field telephone. It arrived and looks mavulous. As you can see our HQ building is still being constructed, see Paul's pic....Hence sorryyy for the delay and your ever wailling patience...

Our dances in the sky have been Shots O Fun

We have been using our new field telephone and trying to get all our of call signs in order....

Field Phone?? I have not received any application info...

B Strachan wrote: I don't know iam Scotish I do love my black pudding we can come to some sort of agreement

Brian il swap you my black pudding for some stovies - mmmmmm thats like eating perfection.

Who let this Richypoo guy in the squad? He just blasted me several times, all the while darting about the skies, referring to Rules 6 and 11, whatever those are.

I must get to the UK. Lotsa characters there.

Tallyho, wot?



Someone feed ParrotHead a cracker! He entered the same CTC game and was met by a spawnkilling tanker named Redex. That didn't sit well with PH. From then on he channeled Dirty Harry, saying "Punk!" each time he flamed señor Redex.

Good times!