Rick, Now that is some funny Scheit there! I would pay to see that on the server log in!

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Hi all M.O.Mers, Private Joker reporting to duty. In the race to morafness, we have:

#3 Dragon 800
#5 DEECEE
#7 Dannydrooler
#9 Zecke M.O.M.er
#11 Shatners Bassoon
#13 Kpt.Bomba
#14 MICHAEL KANE (Squad)
#16 Private Joker (Me)
#18 PabloHarlem
#23 ed latts
#25 Donkey Chortle (Jimbo[?])

Prepare The Champagne and The M.O.Moraf banner factory, here we come!

P.s.: There are more guys, like KA5EY, Ghostrider in this list too, but I took it from The top 25 list.

This game used to b great wtf happened ? Can we fix this or should we cancel or .99 a month for this play other on line games that I don't pay for and have no trouble

M.O.M did not have a corporate jet in the budget. So we had to settle with this.........

Lo Yemx I think I'll go to bed on this on

Auld wrote: Hi all M.O.Mers, Private Joker reporting to duty. In the race to morafness, we have:

#3 Dragon 800
#5 DEECEE
#7 Dannydrooler
#9 Zecke M.O.M.er
#11 Shatners Bassoon
#13 Kpt.Bomba
#14 MICHAEL KANE (Squad)
#16 Private Joker (Me)
#18 PabloHarlem
#23 ed latts
#25 Donkey Chortle (Jimbo[?])

Prepare The Champagne and The M.O.Moraf banner factory, here we come!

P.s.: There are more guys, like KA5EY, Ghostrider in this list too, but I took it from The top 25 list.

Holy firk. Thassalotta banners. O.O

BStrachan wrote: This game used to b great wtf happened ? Can we fix this or should we cancel or .99 a month for this play other on line games that I don't pay for and have no trouble

Hang in, B. It was infuriating for several days but tonight I detected some improvement, very few lagged out missions for a change. That most recent update was a stone cold mess. Gargantuan butlloads of lag, lost connections, server errors, meanwhile I didn't see a single thing fixed or improved...maybe it updated the secret tunnels. Try now and let us know how it goes. And check in with your M.O.M, you're missed.

[*M]yNuts wrote: MEN OF MOM...FIRE UP THOSE DUTCH OVENS!!! ROTFLMNO...IF YOU DONT LAUGH AT THIS..SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!! LATEST MEDICAL NEWS!!!!

be careful : Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"


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YEMX wrote: M.O.M did not have a corporate jet in the budget. So we had to settle with this.........

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Frian, I wish you would stop FotoShopping My Butt all over the Forum
It kind of turns me on

Best way to start off the day, a good soapy shower!!!!!

He M.O.Ms!!!!!!

xRudexBoyx wrote: Dude, you guys should help me get to moraf lol, but y'all know what's up with the servers, laggy as hell and boots me everytime I see a bunch of red necks in front of me.... Clowning laggy saggy servers... Anyways hows everyone doing ? Good !! I hope, M.O.M on
my shoulder for life lol... -UnkoRude

THANX!! RuDeY In our last few games, we kicked some fools outta the field, and gave lots of sacrifice for getting reds. Big shakkas!

Props to Bill Maher and Boudicca for a verrry long, hard-fought win late last night against a revolving cast of opposition that outnumbered us most of the game. Nice work y'all!

Good try, Trot, John II and Basher. Sorry the rest of your early crew, like Whiplash & company, bailed on you so early. It would've been funner if they coulda stuck it out ...

Wigbomb wrote:

Bump

Hey guys, just stopped by to say thank you to Chalks and Diesel for the help. They came in and evened out the game. Thanks Guys. Booooorah

Been there many times....

Thanks for helping me out earlier by switching. Nice to catch up

Whiplash wrote:

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Funny how he deletes the ones that he don't like.

Because you all won't read

Second post...

"If you discuss anything other than players who should be on the TASK list or if you want to join or resign it will be deleted since I don't have enough time to move them all..."

There is a discussion thread where I am happy to discuss anything that has to do with the current T.A.S.K. Force. If T.A.S.K. was simply a team of players joining up to make people play the way they want I would be upset also and not be part.

The blacklist is not the force it once was and you and the Misfits and other large squads can handle these issues, we are here to help the rest of the players deal with horrible pilots who do blacklist-able or very close to it actions or style of play. Drop, camp, sk a bit if you aren't known as a game ruining player you will not be on our list. We also are generally only going after pilots that are told to us by multiple players.

If you want to pass judgement you are free to do so but maybe wait until we do something wrong first ok?

Look Wig I used punctuation and everything. I might have even spelled everything right

This one nearly got by me, like a cockroach skittering across the kitchen while your back is turned.

Well, imaginary god forbid I should be among those who "won't read"...so here are a couple things I've just read:
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Who are T.A.S.K.E.R.S. (Now named T.A.S.K. Force)? They are TEAM AND SPAWNKILLER EMPOWERED REVENGE SOCIETIERS, not vigilante, but harsh payback teachers. This is not for the feint of heart kids, here you will shed your decency briefly to make this game playable for decent members. YOUR mission if you decide to choose it..is KILL. Then post here for all of us, pics of your schooling is welcome and encouraged. FREEDOM IS A ROAD SELDOM TRAVELLED BY THE MULTITUDES.
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vig·i·lan·te [vij-uh-lan-tee]
noun
1. a member of a vigilance committee.
2. any person who takes the law into his or her own hands, as by avenging a crime.
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Possibly learning the word is a lower priority than indignantly declaring oneself to be not the unfamiliar word.

What the all caps Frederick Douglass quote about freedom from slavery has to do with anything I have no idea, (Is Dogfight a slave state? Will TASK free us all from the tyranny of spawnkilling?) but it does reinforce the clear overarching impression that TASK thinks there are players in Dogfight who actually need TASK. No one, not M.O.M nor the Misfits nor the poor, hapless "...rest of the players" needs a band of "harsh payback teachers", indecent champions of decency, or "societiers" to unshackle them. It's just a game. It is all for the faint (not feint) of heart.

IF THERE IS NO STRUGGLE, THERE IS NO PROGRESS. ~ Frederick Douglass

Well sorry to say Boss..... I read that last part a bit to fast, so had to go look it up..... I typed in "faint farted" to try and understand what you were meaning....





I think I get what your talking about.....

Anytime our "Special NOT SO Friendly" speaks up. It starts to smell real foul and people pass-out!!!

YEMX wrote:

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I was thinking possibly just a little bit deeper. You can't quite pee easily at that depth without someone noticing.

That depends on your length...

Message to new RUDE M.O.M

If that was you that called me GARBAGE let me explain something to you....young fart.

"Sneaking" as you call it is an art. Timing is difficult. It's called Strategic Bombing.
I'm not here to be your target.
When I entered the numbers were reversed. I use ALL of the airspace we are given.
As mission progressed numbers changed. I could have waited until you had no aircover at your base.
Or dropped from 2,000 where you would NEVER had seen me.

I then attempted to rejoin game on your side, but couldn't rejoin with you.

Someday, I hope you can change your name to RESPECTFUL MAN.

Respectively yours,

GARBAGEMAN

TINKLE! TINKLE! With a TWINKLE!

I finally reached the TOP 30!

Wow, holy crap! Pulled an all nighter trying to make MORAF. No luck yet.
Had a lot of great games with a lot of MOMs. The last one was a long one with Auld! Great game! Wish I knew how to post pics.
Anyway, maybe tonight before the little lady gets home.
Have a great day MOMs!

Dragon 800
Scott

Well my baby girl Haven has a week old brother now.
We are thinking his name will be Bane or maybe Kaizer.

Hi M.O.Ms,

Hope you all are off to a great Monday. I must again come before you with a confession and seek guidance and direction.

I have tried to ignore this issue for too long. It now affects not only myself but also my family. It has gotten so bad no matter which server I go to I am still being called out and publicly shamed.

I am a lagger.

At first I thought it was cool and I could control myself but now Ill be flying around and someone will yell out "Lagg" or "Lagger" or what hurts the most "laaaagggg" I have never meant for it to get to the point where it is and I am sorry.

Today I was just flying by a guy and he said "you have lag." Foolishly I thought maybe he was looking for some and I said no I don't but asked if he had any. He replied, "what are you talking about?" I told him I do not have any and thought maybe he did or knew of someone that did. He told me I was "weird" and I must be "high" (whatever that means). And he stopped talking to me.

So I figured I would come to the only place where I thought I might be understood and seek help.

Im not a lagger by choice, it just happens. Hope youll understand.

0311USMC8152 wrote: Hi M.O.Ms,

Hope you all are off to a great Monday. I must again come before you with a confession and seek guidance and direction.

I have tried to ignore this issue for too long. It now affects not only myself but also my family. It has gotten so bad no matter which server I go to I am still being called out and publicly shamed.

I am a lagger.

At first I thought it was cool and I could control myself but now Ill be flying around and someone will yell out "Lagg" or "Lagger" or what hurts the most "laaaagggg" I have never meant for it to get to the point where it is and I am sorry.

Today I was just flying by a guy and he said "you have lag." Foolishly I thought maybe he was looking for some and I said no I don't but asked if he had any. He replied, "what are you talking about?" I told him I do not have any and thought maybe he did or knew of someone that did. He told me I was "weird" and I must be "high" (whatever that means). And he stopped talking to me.

So I figured I would come to the only place where I thought I might be understood and seek help.

Im not a lagger by choice, it just happens. Hope youll understand.

Yes it is very good to be cautions at all times!!!! Sound as if he was an undercover super agent, attempting to lure you into some high profile sting operation.....

Wasn't it Nancy Regan that told us to "SAY NO TO DRUGS"



I did find a good photo to pass along if you need to.....




Have a great day, and we all know "sticks and stones may break some bones, but names will never hurt me"
(But damn ain't it fun jabbing back, as their panties get all winched down on their goods!!!!!!)

Hey 0311USMC8152: I've seen you in games. I don't recall you lagging any more or less than anyone else. To the subject; I found the game nearly unplayable last night. I saw a number of other MOM's out there. Did anyone else have problems? In one zep game the chat said so-in-so red spawned in. I never saw him. Then I get shot down. Many seconds later the chat says you were downed by so-in-so. (not actual name of course). Finally I saw reds when I flew back across the field. Even the chat was lagging bad. In an earlier btb game, I jumped into a tank and after a few seconds of driving everyone disappeared the bases on the small map went faded and soon it said "lost connection". Okay. I worked my way back into the same game, once again jumped into a tank......... Same thing! In the past most of these problems have been happening to me on the tablet. The Iphone usually works without many hitches, but does have lag. But last night even the iphone had issues. It seems to me that when you get a lot of players in a game and they are somewhat evenly sided (Blues vs. Reds),that's when the lag, slow connection, lost connection, freezing, etc problems start......Ever notice how little problems there are when players all spawn in on the same side? Or when its 7v1! I suspect Zuperman is always tinkering around with the servers to find a permanent best solution to the lag problem. If he was last night, it wasn't working for me.1