Flying muck wrote: Met a lovely chap in two ffa missions name of jamiedrummer, if you see him ... Give the little shit some loving from me. He can't fly so you'll find him hiding around the bases in his tank. I don't dislike that many people, but this piece of crap I totally fcukin hate with a vengeance, I've had words with him before. So please give him some special love. Then rip his effing head off and bring it to me on a plate.

Muck me ol mate, ive given this young tosspot some mom-lovin' on more than one occasion.........methinks maybe irs time to go steady and give him "hugs" - dunno if you ever saw me hug in the past but a few remember it.......awwww bless

Words hurt......

The last guy named Jessie, found out the hard way when he tried to quit DogFight

HOLY CRAP ZUP! I don't need towns. I don't need fancy paint jobs for my plane. I don't need two bombs or shimmering water or extra trees or a choo choo or clouds or more of anything. What I do need is a game that actually plays when I choose to invest what little "free time" I'm able to wrestle away from 10hr days at work, four kids with endless wants and needs, a wife that doesn't seem to understand that repeating herself like a broken record won't get that (insert honeydo list here) fixed or built or cleaned right this second or anything else that seems to get piled on top of my shoulders. I only have a few things that I choose to do when the choice is actually mine to make and this stupid game is one of them. Please, I'm begging you, don't make me regret my choices, my fragile ego cant take the blow. Give me my game back! I don't care if the plane looks like the little ship from asteroids or if the playing field looks as flat as a typical middle aged white girls arse...just make it work! Roll it back to the good ol days when flying was fun and games were 4v4 and all was right within the world of DF. This has been a monthly test of the emergency broadcast system...........

And now for something completely different........

Hey guys, I stopped by to wish Clay God Happy Birth day. Just seen him in game, and he was ripping it up. Lol Great to see you again Clay, always a pleasure red or blue.

YEMX wrote: Words hurt......

The last guy named Jessie, found out the hard way when he tried to quit DogFight

And the Jesse before that one...



"I swear to God I didn't"

Death, who do you think we are, a bunch of mortgage brokers? There is no "pre approval" process. You either apply or you don't. If you do apply, what happens next has been the subject of intense speculation and old wives' tales since time immemorial... But it basically boils down to your application being completely ignored for weeks, then at the last second one of us says, what about this guy? Then someone else says, whatev ... Then you're in! Then we have our way with your womenfolk and/or significant others, as per custom.
Do you have the cajones to put yourself through this grueling process? Well do ya?

Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

Auld wrote: Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

Congrats!!!!!!!

Auld wrote: Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

Congratulations Auld!!

Congrats Auld,wish I could have been there buddy.

Auld wrote: Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

Congratulations bud. Does it feel like a load off now? Ha ha

Congrats Auld!

Congrats Auld

Congratulations on MOrphRAFing, Alex Auld! Like several other MOMrades I tried to dog you down, knowing you were close, but no luck.

Here's a little trifle to commemorate your newly attained elitist status in the Dogfight caste system...

Bom trabalho, meu irmão!

--w--

Had some great games with:
DIESEL
SEATTLE
WIG
B. 52
Blob
Hanson
Martin
GAW
AND DAG-GONE-IT I forget the rest but it was a great night full of MOM's

Great job Auld!!!!!

Congratulations Auld! ...and there is an unwritten rule (..or we could write it ... Rule 12?..) that you must post to the forum often to display your MORAFed banner.

I had nothing but the utmost respect for all M.O.Ms until tonight, ((Edit: Now I have the utmost respect for ALL M.O.M's minus ONE)) Sorry Rick, but one of your members decided to call me a sneak and a noob, when all i did was fly (low as not to avoid radar) around to the back of the base (even number on each side not a lopsided game at all) and as soon as i bombed the hanger he calls me a sneak and a newb! (please see "Whats the BIG Problem" thread I posted earlier today. Just because i choose to not play follow the leader and fly in a straight line from a to b up the middle like he wanted, and for this I am called names?? I would hope to not have to be called names by a squad i have much respect for because i am flying where i want to in an even game in the future and i hope to continue to have outstanding battles against and by all of your sides....Rick, please check your email as i will not continue this on open forum. Thanks bud!

Auld wrote: Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

great news my auld mate, well done and may you paint stripes of bullets across the laggy sky with your laggy stripey plane. Congrats man.

Gustavo the Weedman, per your request:

G, let us know if you need any help installing it.

Congrats Auld! Way to go brother. Hope to fly with you soon.

Wow, nice banner. Gives new meaning to perky.

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Auld wrote: Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

Oh no lol! You got ripped off the same way I did - spawn in and "Auld has been promoted to Marshal of the Royal Airforce". I had a full three seconds of glory
At least we made it though eh? It was a long road to get there, it just would have been nice to enjoy a game to cross the line with.

Congrats Auld, you're one of the good guys. Let's rock out in that old striped D.V - it still has lots of pimpin' MORAF style

.

Buckgeo wrote:

[*M]Reckless wrote:

Auld wrote: Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

Oh no lol! You got ripped off the same way I did - spawn in and "Auld has been promoted to Marshal of the Royal Airforce". I had a full three seconds of glory
At least we made it though eh? It was a long road to get there, it just would have been nice to enjoy a game to cross the line with.

Congrats Auld, you're one of the good guys. Let's rock out in that old striped D.V - it still has lots of pimpin' MORAF style

Porkins, here is what I saw when you made MORAF. Grats again to both of you!

Yep...that's pretty much how I remember it, that girl with the ponytail is stronger than she looks man.....

[*M]Reckless wrote:

Buckgeo wrote:

[*M]Reckless wrote:

Auld wrote: Well guys, don't tell anyone, but, i made MORAF. Due to The lag, It was a kinda surprising... I entered in a game and received that message. No chantings or greetings received. I am Ok, jus to let y'all know, and supporting The upcoming MORAFs of M.O.M, Dragon 800 n DC.

Salute, Auld.

P.S.: Idk how to post pics, so... Hehe.

Oh no lol! You got ripped off the same way I did - spawn in and "Auld has been promoted to Marshal of the Royal Airforce". I had a full three seconds of glory
At least we made it though eh? It was a long road to get there, it just would have been nice to enjoy a game to cross the line with.

Congrats Auld, you're one of the good guys. Let's rock out in that old striped D.V - it still has lots of pimpin' MORAF style

Porkins, here is what I saw when you made MORAF. Grats again to both of you!

Yep...that's pretty much how I remember it, that girl with the ponytail is stronger than she looks man.....

Funny

Look at "Porky" squealing as he was getting "JUMPED IN".... Is that Uplandbird giving him the beat down? I bet when the video comes out it will show, this photos was taken right as she was yelling........ MOOOOOOOORAF!!!!!!!

Thank you all guys! After this great achievement, I am slowing down a bit the frequency, and focusing my attention to collage stuff... Hope we fly together.

P.S.: I Love my new banner. Espetacular! Hehe

Auld wrote: Thank you all guys! After this great achievement, I am slowing down a bit the frequency, and focusing my attention to collage stuff... Hope we fly together.

P.S.: I Love my new banner. Espetacular! Hehe

I'm glad you like the new banner, Alex! What's not to like? You can delete the code for the old one, nobody's ever going to see it now.

Auld wrote: Thank you all guys! After this great achievement, I am slowing down a bit the frequency, and focusing my attention to collage stuff... Hope we fly together.

P.S.: I Love my new banner. Espetacular! Hehe

Yah . wig! Sure does have a way with the women

I have a tough time getting a smile out of them, but yet some how he has them parading around near naked....

(However..... I am sure the long days of photo shoots, waiting for the lighting, wind, and "Shirley" a thousand other things we know not of, can take its toll.... Yet Rick, the true professional always, bring's it together, like no other!)

CONGRATZ AULD!! FLOWN AGAINST U MANY TIMES!!! WELL EARNED AND DESERVED !!! LOOKING FORWARD TO SHOOTING U DOWN AS A MORAF TO !! SEE YOU IN THE SKIES!!!