MaDtotheMoM wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: Your attention for a moment, please, M.O.Ms:

It's now been months since Joaquin deactivated the moderators. I've been playing regularly ever since and I have been team-killed. Once. I've been spawn-raped. Once. I team-killed the team-killer and destroyed the tank rapist then went about my business. Maybe I'm forgetting another instance of being abused. Maybe I'm forgetting three instances. The point? It's forgettable. I couldn't remember the names of those few jagweasels now if my life depended on it. It simply isn't important. They aren't important. Unless someone makes them important.

It's just been brought to my attention that there's an effort to resuscitate the old T.A.S.K. project. If you'll recall, it was this that led our dear, departed squadmate, Michael, to quit Dogfight permanently. He realized that the line between the desire to enjoy some insignificant video game entertainment and the misguided need to mete out vigilante justice.had blurred for him and for some of the other people involved. He saw that it was unhealthy and not fun.

There is no necessity for "guardian angels" here, it's a little bitty video game. Self-appointed rogue cops not required. When I killed that team-killer? I did not need a cape and cowl or a batcave thread or a pack of watchdogs or a "list". I killed him, killed him again, killed him in the following mission, and eventually he suck-quit. I treated it like it's a game because it's a game.

The Misfits have implemented a squad policy of disassociating from TASK type fervor; I completely concur with their reasoning and fully support them, it's my personal slant as well. That's me speaking for myself, I've never told M.O.Ms what they can or cannot do, the choice, as always, is yours. I'd prefer that M.O.M have nothing to do with such stuff, but ultimately it's for you to decide.

I thought it just barely important enough to let you know where I line up.

--w--

Indeed you are correct Rick, what sometimes appears as a good idea (killing spawners etc ) can sometimes come back to bite you in the proverbial. If you engage in a vigilante rampage it can (sometimes) leave your team unguarded while you are off getting payback. This obviously has an upside to you feeling good for taking revenge but a downside in that your team may view you as a deserter and may look at you in a bad light. All I can say, having done as Rick has done and killed the @$$ hat, iF you do it then announce it so that everyone knows of your intent, im sure if anyone in your team needs help or tactically dissagrees then they will voice it as such. Its certainly food for thought.

Don't need T.A.S.K. When I got M.O.M. Watching my back. P.S. M.O.M. Takes care of their own business ,don't need help from task.

Ive stolen a saying and am going to use it prolifically!

"Let those who do not understand me - fear me, let those who do understand me - fear themselves"

I love that phrase.

M.O.Ms, somehow my original post on the following appears to have slipped through a crack. Probably one of the cracks in my head.

Leave us greet us a new M.O.M!

DEECEE

You know him, you love him, you hate him when he shoots you which means you faux hate him a lot. It's been a long time too long comin' but Dee is finally taking up residence in the MOModrome and M.O.M couldn't be happier about it.

Welcome MOMrade Mr. CEE!

--w--

(Dee, please re-submit your in-game Join request to get your tag.)

Welcome Deecee!

Bill Maher wrote:

Buckgeo wrote: I have had quite a few good missions with Bill Maher lately. Good wingman to have on your side and solid flyer who sticks with it.
Threw out an invite and asked him to checkout out first page.

Thanks for the kind words...you have inspired me to make my first forum post. I read the first page. Actually, I made it all the way to page 3 before coming here. I vote for the name M.O.M. (you may have settled that in the subsequent 780 pages...not sure).

At any rate, I sent the email request. You seem like a fun group of guys who don't take yourselves (or this game) too seriously. I like that.

I'll see you in the skies...

Bill

Did you see the part I'm page-one about your essay? I'm sure you did. Just make sure to include the part about your interpretation of rule six, and it's impact on 19th century Elizabethan politics, the colonization of the Dutch indies, and the ultra rapid spike in population of the Texas feral hog in the late 20th and early 21st century....... Also, you never told us what your favorite kind of cake is. Do you like cake?

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

Bill Maher wrote:

Buckgeo wrote: I have had quite a few good missions with Bill Maher lately. Good wingman to have on your side and solid flyer who sticks with it.
Threw out an invite and asked him to checkout out first page.

Thanks for the kind words...you have inspired me to make my first forum post. I read the first page. Actually, I made it all the way to page 3 before coming here. I vote for the name M.O.M. (you may have settled that in the subsequent 780 pages...not sure).

At any rate, I sent the email request. You seem like a fun group of guys who don't take yourselves (or this game) too seriously. I like that.

I'll see you in the skies...

Bill

Did you see the part I'm page-one about your essay? I'm sure you did. Just make sure to include the part about your interpretation of rule six, and it's impact on 19th century Elizabethan politics, the colonization of the Dutch indies, and the ultra rapid spike in population of the Texas feral hog in the late 20th and early 21st century....... Also, you never told us what your favorite kind of cake is. Do you like cake?

Well, I did mention in my application email that I am a few months away (I hope) from finishing a Master's Degree. So, as soon as I get that pesky thesis thing knocked out, I'd be happy to produce a beautiful essay on that topic, complete with proper APA 6th Edition formatting.

As far as cake goes...who doesn't like cake? Actually, I personally know two people who do not like cake. They are weird in other ways too. My taste for cake tends to vary, but right now I'm into tres leches cake. The best part is that the rest of my family hates tres leches, so I don't even have to share.

Man, these questions are tough.

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: Whats up M. O. M, hey wig some pilot posted a topic named Potential on the thread, his name is Matthew and hes talking about you. Go check it out its hilarious. Hes saying how he shot you down multiple times and that you got desperate and started dropping lol.

Thanks Rat, that's the best laugh I've had all day! And I learned something; apparently I bought my way to where I am, because I have "deep pockets". Who knew?

Wigbomb wrote:

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: Whats up M. O. M, hey wig some pilot posted a topic named Potential on the thread, his name is Matthew and hes talking about you. Go check it out its hilarious. Hes saying how he shot you down multiple times and that you got desperate and started dropping lol.

Thanks Rat, that's the best laugh I've had all day! And I learned something; apparently I bought my way to where I am, because I have "deep pockets". Who knew?

I once worked for a guy with deep pockets, too bad he had short arms...

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: Whats up M. O. M, hey wig some pilot posted a topic named Potential on the thread, his name is Matthew and hes talking about you. Go check it out its hilarious. Hes saying how he shot you down multiple times and that you got desperate and started dropping lol.

OMG!!! That Mathew is a real piece of work. His nonsensical ramblings are the stuff of legends! I don't know if I should laugh, be sad at the demise of our youth or just take him out back and put him out of his misery. Hey mister deep pockets, how bout lending me a hamburger today for which I will gladly pay you on Tuesday....

Wigbomb wrote: Jimbo, per your request, a

SuperMOMdel recap!

I may have left one or two out, but you get the idea. We all get the idea, it's the oldest idea in the world.

Bumpity bump bump

Jimboslice27 wrote:

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: Whats up M. O. M, hey wig some pilot posted a topic named Potential on the thread, his name is Matthew and hes talking about you. Go check it out its hilarious. Hes saying how he shot you down multiple times and that you got desperate and started dropping lol.

OMG!!! That Mathew is a real piece of work. His nonsensical ramblings are the stuff of legends! I don't know if I should laugh, be sad at the demise of our youth or just take him out back and put him out of his misery. Hey mister deep pockets, how bout lending me a hamburger today for which I will gladly pay you on Tuesday....

It's like rubbernecking a red blanket car wreck, isn't it Jimbo? You know you shouldn't, but it's fascinating in a grisly not-right-on-so-many-levels sorta way. Straightjacket Matt may be the screwiest doofus I've ever seen in the Dogfight Zone, and that's saying a lot.

Oh by the way, got to play some games with Mr. Maher recently and I must say he is an outstanding pilot and teammate. Also glad to see we got deecee locked up. I recently played a couple of games with him and boy can that guy fly. And you, Mr. Lee are a laugh riot. I've seen you a few times in the last week on both sides of the fence. You might remember me as the one and only..........................Grape Ape, Grape Ape

Jimboslice27 wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: Jimbo, per your request, a

SuperMOMdel recap!

I may have left one or two out, but you get the idea. We all get the idea, it's the oldest idea in the world.

Bumpity bump bump

My Wife just don't understand why it takes me so long to read these posts

Sup, M.O.M I hope I would be joining you guys soon Lol.... See almost all of you everyday lol well almost, but for those I've played with good game and good fight, wish had better planes maybe I'd be a match to most of you lol sucking bully's, but yup keep the peace and crazywolf I like the models btw if you know a few send some my way hehe but keep the sexual transact out lol -xRude..!..Boyx

Matthewstuart1 wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

Jimboslice27 wrote:

Rat Tat Tat! wrote: Whats up M. O. M, hey wig some pilot posted a topic named Potential on the thread, his name is Matthew and hes talking about you. Go check it out its hilarious. Hes saying how he shot you down multiple times and that you got desperate and started dropping lol.

OMG!!! That Mathew is a real piece of work. His nonsensical ramblings are the stuff of legends! I don't know if I should laugh, be sad at the demise of our youth or just take him out back and put him out of his misery. Hey mister deep pockets, how bout lending me a hamburger today for which I will gladly pay you on Tuesday....

It's like rubbernecking a red blanket car wreck, isn't it Jimbo? You know you shouldn't, but it's fascinating in a grisly not-right-on-so-many-levels sorta way. Straightjacket Matt may be the screwiest doofus I've ever seen in the Dogfight Zone, and that's saying a lot.

aww this is cute
I find little puns like this funny
eh ive read funnier
and yes
I am a hard nut to crack
and Straightjacket Matt seems like a cool name
ill remember to uh what was it
oh yeah right it down on the toilet paper i use
so I can....what was it
oh yeah
thats a crappy joke mate

I've got an idea, why don't you come back when you can form a reasonable response using proper grammar and punctuation. Go to your little desk and take out a circle of paper (we wouldn't want you to get hurt by the pointy corners, after all they are as tough as a d8). I can mail you a couple of crayons seeing how they are about the right speed for you. And remember, you're special no matter what that evil bad man with the deep pockets says...Oh and don't forget sweetie I pinned your mittens to your jacket so you wouldn't lose them

Could somebody please translate what this turd burger is saying? My google translate doesn't speak f*uckwit

Jimboslice27 wrote: Could somebody please translate what this turd burger is saying? My google translate doesn't speak f*uckwit

I believe he said that he was an A$$ and he had a lot of crap coming out of his mouth. Might not be exactly but close enought.

You mean you didn't understand him, Jim? I thought his meaning was crystal clear... "Delete me."

Bill Maher wrote:

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

Bill Maher wrote:

Buckgeo wrote: I have had quite a few good missions with Bill Maher lately. Good wingman to have on your side and solid flyer who sticks with it.
Threw out an invite and asked him to checkout out first page.

Thanks for the kind words...you have inspired me to make my first forum post. I read the first page. Actually, I made it all the way to page 3 before coming here. I vote for the name M.O.M. (you may have settled that in the subsequent 780 pages...not sure).

At any rate, I sent the email request. You seem like a fun group of guys who don't take yourselves (or this game) too seriously. I like that.

I'll see you in the skies...

Bill

Did you see the part I'm page-one about your essay? I'm sure you did. Just make sure to include the part about your interpretation of rule six, and it's impact on 19th century Elizabethan politics, the colonization of the Dutch indies, and the ultra rapid spike in population of the Texas feral hog in the late 20th and early 21st century....... Also, you never told us what your favorite kind of cake is. Do you like cake?

Well, I did mention in my application email that I am a few months away (I hope) from finishing a Master's Degree. So, as soon as I get that pesky thesis thing knocked out, I'd be happy to produce a beautiful essay on that topic, complete with proper APA 6th Edition formatting.

As far as cake goes...who doesn't like cake? Actually, I personally know two people who do not like cake. They are weird in other ways too. My taste for cake tends to vary, but right now I'm into tres leches cake. The best part is that the rest of my family hates tres leches, so I don't even have to share.



Man, these questions are tough.

Having just spent the last 8 years on the texmex border i am tired of tres leches cake, seeing how it's the only cake you can find in a bakery down there

Well there is no denying it.......





I get beat up allot!!!!!!!

For those who haven't prowled the forum lately, there are two exceptional threads I strongly recommend;

The Dogfight Meta created by Luna

Complaining about droppers? STFU! by McFate

Easily among the most insightful, astute pieces I've seen on the DF forum, from two of the brightest minds in our community.

Are you sure Wig?
I mean he flies around in a skirt and no undies.
Doesn't seem that bright if you have to jump.
I think you know what i mean... flapp, flapp, flapp...

(I do agree with you Wig but I could not resist. Sorry McFate.)

I love when Luna posts, she's wise beyond her years.

Hey buck thank you so much for reposting that target story from weatherman. My wife and I had tears running down our faces first thing in the morning. What a great way to start the day! In honor of that hysterical telling I will now fly under the handle " Donkey Chortle"

One leaves, three arrive:

M.O.Ms, join me in bidding a relieved farewell to PREDATOR LEGACY, the new record holder for most squads bailed from in the shortest time.

Then join me in welcoming three new M.O.Ms!

Bill Maher

xRude..!..Boyx

ean

All excellent players and good folks, bound to be great MOMrades. (Mr. Maher is a meteorologist so there's probably a smokin' joke I'm missing because I haven't seen the post Jimbo referred to above.)

Nice to have you aboard, gentlemens!

--w--

Everymom keep an eye out for ean, his Join request just failed to join him. Let him know to submit it again.

Welcome aboard Bill Ean and Rude,wear your M.O.M tag with pride.

Thanks bro, glad I'm with yall, finally look good with MOM on my shoulder lol joke but glad to be apart

'Tis a pleasure to join you fine M.O.M.s. Today's forecast? 100% chance of weather.

See you up in the skies...

Bill