guys im sorry for the other day i think my conection was bad n i coundt play as i wantted

Buckgeo wrote: GI MAC, PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO COMMENT ON THE AFFAIRS OF M.O.M.

IF YOU STILL FEEL THE NEED , POST ON YOUR OWN SQN THREAD, START A NEW THREAD OR USE WORLD CHAT.
JUST NOT HERE

THANKS

PLEASE CLOSE THE GATE ON YOUR WAY OUT!

-AND TAKE THAT STANK WITH YOU!...

G.I. Mac wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: FYI: MEAN whatever is no longer a M.O.M member. I wish my actual house would clean itself as effectively as this squad does! We just sit still and the undesirables show themselves the door. At this rate every petulant emotional tot will end up a member of the Dev... Wait... they all already are. I love seeing them blowing each other on World Chat when they were mortal enemies just months/weeks/days ago!

These couple recent welcome departures not only don't leave a scratch on our paint, they serve a valuable purpose. There is no light without darkness. You wouldn't recognize the good ones if you didn't have to endure the occasional jerk. Or his wife.

In fewer words; M.O.Ms, I love yas. Thanks for allowing us the odd recruitment blunder, I wish I could say I never saw these particular loose cannons coming but we try always to give the benefit of the doubt. A slew of promising new squadmates all queued up and ready for their tags on Tuesday should make it a good month for M.O.M. The joint already feels a few hundred pounds of jackass lighter and a couple dozen IQ points higher.

--w--

Well, good-bye (and good riddance) to Mean, as far as M.O.M goes... Maybe he'll put those squares back in his name.
All recruiters recruit the occasional bad apple, because anyone can seen nice when they really feel like it behind a keyboard. Just give em time, and their true colors will show...
Luckily, Mean and Defiance weren't particularly skilled pilots to lose.
I look forward to flying with an improved M.O.M group of pilots.


Mac

"...yay it will come to pass that in the latter days,an interloper will enter a Mothers house with lackless and moronic words,carrying much stank and not knowing how to close gates,except in his mind.." Nostradamus 1551

Jimboslice27 wrote:

Buckgeo wrote: GI MAC, PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO COMMENT ON THE AFFAIRS OF M.O.M.

IF YOU STILL FEEL THE NEED , POST ON YOUR OWN SQN THREAD, START A NEW THREAD OR USE WORLD CHAT.
JUST NOT HERE

THANKS

PLEASE CLOSE THE GATE ON YOUR WAY OUT!

-AND TAKE THAT STANK WITH YOU!...

Guys, I'm quite sure Mac didn't mean (MEAN?) his comments to be interpreted as any kind of affront to M.O.M. He and I have had a productive PM exchange regarding a couple now ex-M.O.Ms who were poor representatives of our group. I don't speak for Mac but I believe his intention was to congratulate us on weeding out the bad apples, not to in any way offend us.

Still, stank you very much for rising to your M.O.M's defense!

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Wigbomb wrote:

Jimboslice27 wrote:

Buckgeo wrote: GI MAC, PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO COMMENT ON THE AFFAIRS OF M.O.M.

IF YOU STILL FEEL THE NEED , POST ON YOUR OWN SQN THREAD, START A NEW THREAD OR USE WORLD CHAT.
JUST NOT HERE

THANKS

PLEASE CLOSE THE GATE ON YOUR WAY OUT!

-AND TAKE THAT STANK WITH YOU!...

Guys, I'm quite sure Mac didn't mean (MEAN?) his comments to be interpreted as any kind of affront to M.O.M. He and I have had a productive PM exchange regarding a couple now ex-M.O.Ms who were poor representatives of our group. I don't speak for Mac but I believe his intention was to congratulate us on weeding out the bad apples, not to in any way offend us.

Still, stank you very much for rising to your M.O.M's defense!

Indubitably. I was meaning to send Mac a PM yesterday about all of this but I had to split. Now, Mac's a little squirt, and we all know how MOMs feel about little squirts, but he seems like a nice kid from what I've seen from my limited contact with him. He types and thinks like a big boy, and that is always refreshing. As far as I'm concerned he is welcome to make relevant posts on the MOM thread anytime. This is a public forum after all, right? Just my two cents, fellas. Take it or leave it. Miss you all, hope to see some MOMs the next time I hop on DF.

If y'all want to rack up some easy kills, please feel free to Spawnkill 'Mo' of NLR. I was alone in a BTC and he Sk'd me 3 times. This after I lit him up yesterday 10:2 after he was talking smack. He is now on my permanent SK at will list. Some MOM love towards this jacktard would be appreciated.

suxxor wrote: If y'all want to rack up some easy kills, please feel free to Spawnkill 'Mo' of NLR. I was alone in a BTC and he Sk'd me 3 times. This after I lit him up yesterday 10:2 after he was talking smack. He is now on my permanent SK at will list. Some MOM love towards this jacktard would be appreciated.

Such a shame. The NLR is one of our two sister squads, Luna and Reid are among my very favorite people in DF...and Mo is an entire toolbox. He is so far from being representative of our New Lunar friends, I often wonder how he sneaked in. We've shed a couple similar loseroos just lately, it happens to the best of clubs.

He gets a bucket fulla M.O.M in the face every time I play him, Greg.

suxxor wrote: If y'all want to rack up some easy kills, please feel free to Spawnkill 'Mo' of NLR. I was alone in a BTC and he Sk'd me 3 times. This after I lit him up yesterday 10:2 after he was talking smack. He is now on my permanent SK at will list. Some MOM love towards this jacktard would be appreciated.

"...and it shall come to pass that a man angel shall arise from the land of the new moon. He will show no mercy on his enemies,let none be shown to him..." Nostradamus 1552

Honour to these two red guys that for almost an hour have withstood the attacks of three MOMs!
Good game B 52 and Hornswoggler! Thank you guys! (To the other blues too).

Cricket wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

Jimboslice27 wrote:

Buckgeo wrote: GI MAC, PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO COMMENT ON THE AFFAIRS OF M.O.M.

IF YOU STILL FEEL THE NEED , POST ON YOUR OWN SQN THREAD, START A NEW THREAD OR USE WORLD CHAT.
JUST NOT HERE

THANKS

PLEASE CLOSE THE GATE ON YOUR WAY OUT!

-AND TAKE THAT STANK WITH YOU!...

Guys, I'm quite sure Mac didn't mean (MEAN?) his comments to be interpreted as any kind of affront to M.O.M. He and I have had a productive PM exchange regarding a couple now ex-M.O.Ms who were poor representatives of our group. I don't speak for Mac but I believe his intention was to congratulate us on weeding out the bad apples, not to in any way offend us.

Still, stank you very much for rising to your M.O.M's defense!

Indubitably. I was meaning to send Mac a PM yesterday about all of this but I had to split. Now, Mac's a little squirt, and we all know how MOMs feel about little squirts, but he seems like a nice kid from what I've seen from my limited contact with him. He types and thinks like a big boy, and that is always refreshing. As far as I'm concerned he is welcome to make relevant posts on the MOM thread anytime. This is a public forum after all, right? Just my two cents, fellas. Take it or leave it. Miss you all, hope to see some MOMs the next time I hop on DF.

Agreed, it wasn't so much an angry thing but more of a "you just sit there and finish your peas young man"/get off my lawn thing. Although I don't get to play much anymore I do try to get a lookie look at the forum on occasion and have noticed that he does carry himself well considering he seems to be on every thread and involved in every topic. One could even say that his level of exposure is a testament to the fact that the lump located three feet above his arse is in fact installed correctly. (Gawd I love that movie) So my comment should not be taken for more than an attempt to keep an arthritic grasp of my AARP/ concealed carry/ he-man woman haters club/ M.O.M's thrift store discount card.

On a completely unrelated topic. I haven't gotten to fly with many of you for so very long and you probably wouldn't know it was me even if we have. Ever since we did the tribute to legend I have been flying under different handles. It's funny cause most of the time when I run into M.O.Ms they don't even ask who I am. I will list the three that I have used for the longer stretches. I started off with TrashCanLunch, followed up by Olgie Olgothorpe, and right now I'm going with Dumpsterfire. That last one is a term that has many uses and meanings but we mostly use it to describe a member of the opposite sex who is, let's just say, not quite up to snuff. Come on ladies, you know who you are. Just because a fabric says it will stretch, it doesn't mean it should be. Please back away from the yoga pants. This is by no means an admission of unattractive ness....besides my mommy says I'm the best....but just a name that makes me laugh. I am now 300k from making moraf at which time I will be able to remove the needle from my arm. Still having a blast in this silly little world and hope to see many of you in my last push to the finish line.

Jimbo, you Slicemeister, you Postmaster, you thread-headed poster child of M.O.M, how much am I looking forward to cobbling together your MORAF banner? I'm already practicing with my X-acto knife for two hours a day. By the time you rank up the Ebay value on this monitor is gonna be nil.

I have seen you as TrashCanLunch and instantly got the munchies without having had to inhale. I have seen you as Olgie and was reminded of a character in a favorite WC Fields film, Og Ogilbie. Anything that reminds of Fields is comedic solid gold. I have seen you as Dumpsterfire and laughed in spite of not having the price of a clue. It's a stitch of a name independent of the superficial sexism therein. Who don't love some good, old fashioned, Amurikan sexism, izitnotso?

What I have not seen is nearly enough of you here in the crucible of stupid. Post more. This is not to suggest that by not gratifying us with your presence you'll be ensuring an extra 100 pixels of width to accommodate the yoga pants on the superMOMdel bedecking your banner. Nopers, nunh unh, never crossed my mind. But, seriously Jim...I think you want to post more.

Ha ha!! Funny stuff as usual exhaulted one! Not sure if I've seen that film but he is a stich! Olgie Olgothorpe is the worst goon from the movie Slap Shot....well as long as you don't count the Hansen brothers. Hope it doesn't ruin it for you..lol Now for the more important topic; the selection of the lovely that is to grace my banner. I have had the greatest of pleasure getting to know some truly caring, intelligent, energetic, hysterically funny women that span many ethnic, religious and socioeconomic backgrounds. Some might even be considered the cats meow, but I have found one common trait: me likes em brunette and leggy So I impart this knowledge upon you, not that you need any help from me based on your track record (I think in the bigs they call that battin a thousand). So go forth and prepare, for the day will come soon when I too will be the proud owner of a copy written image, carefully selected and inserted into my banner for all to enjoy!

And since my fingers seem to be enjoying the walking I have another thought. Can we please get a mass posting in succession from all you lucky bastards who's banners are graced by some of the tastiest tarts this side of the turn of the century? I for one would be in your debt.

As not every M.O.M with a SuperMOMdel banner sees every post every day, I can satisfy your yen for fine art in one big leggy blast, Jim. Stand by, a banner retrospective's coming right up.

But first...

In the patriotic spirit of the coming weekend celebration, M.O.M continues its tradition of holding itself up to our nation as a mirror; welcome another batch of unsuspecting "laborers" who’ll be helping us empire-build on a foundation composed of their flayed and broken backs. Everything and everyone we do is in service to Uncle Freedomforall except all who aren't us. YAY M.O.M! YAY Amerika! YAY!!!

(Too much? Trust me, you’d’a thought it was flat out hilarious if you could’a seen the dancing poodles dressed as Jefferson and Sally Hemings.)

Auroris

Bud1

smittystyle

Dadzie

Good girl

Welcome new MOMrades!

Auroris is a plain pain in a red plane and as nice a metal-head as you’ll ever meet. Guards of BritMOMham Palace, doff yer bear fur caps, here comes another limey queuing up for the loo.

Smittystyle says, “I like long flights by the beach, spending quality time in tanks, and lobbing ordnance at carriers.” He’s red hot and blue, in that M.O.M next door sorta way.

Bud was a long time member of our sister squad, The Black Eagles, and has been flying solo for a while. He just rocked his 8th grade prom and the Borough of Queens is still tallying the damage.

Dadzie is a very responsible, mature young man. He plans to represent M.O.M with skill, teamwork and respect for leadership. We’ll beat all that out of him in no time.

Good girl is almost certainly one of only two M.O.Ms who can feature the unironic word “good” in her/his player name without getting the horse laugh. She’s the sister of PREDATOR LEGACY and we needed somebody to keep him in line. (“You’ve inadvertently stepped on my Barbie, dear brother. Now EAT LEAD Y’RAT!!!!” (PREDATOR LEGACY brought down by Good girl)

Did we say Mean “Old”? Dadzie is 15, Bud is 13, Good girl is 9. And they all report to 5 year old Hornswoggler, Jr.,as does the entire squad.

Now then, newly minted M.O.Msters, let the pre-fireworks fireworks commence!

--w--

p.to the.s.
Auroris, Bud1, Smittystyle, be sure to submit a Join request under Squadron in the in-game menu screen. (Bud, I had yours but it's timed out.)

p.to the.p.to the.s.
A qualified congrats to on-deck circlers Sir Thomas Black and bennybenni hi, both of whom have requested to join and have been rubber stamped by several M.O.M sponsors. Guys, get us those email applications fercryinoutloud! We have your Join requests but we can’t let you IN if we don’t have your INfo!

Welcome New M.O.M.er's. I'm sure you will make great Mean Old..hum ..young Men...hum young ladies, Awh crap I mean shoot , you all know what I mean.

Wigbomb wrote: In the patriotic spirit of the coming weekend celebration, M.O.M continues its tradition of holding itself up to our nation as a mirror; welcome another batch of unsuspecting "laborers" who’ll be helping us empire-build on a foundation composed of their flayed and broken backs. Everything and everyone we do is in service to Uncle Freedomforall except all who aren't us. YAY M.O.M! YAY Amerika! YAY!!!

(Too much? Trust me, you’d’a thought it was flat out hilarious if you could’a seen the dancing poodles dressed as Jefferson and Sally Hemings.)

Auroris

Bud1

smittystyle

Dadzie

Good girl

Welcome new MOMrades!

Auroris is a plain pain in a red plane and as nice a metal-head as you’ll ever meet. Guards of BritMOMham Palace, doff yer bear fur caps, here comes another limey queuing up for the loo.

Smittystyle says, “I like long flights by the beach, spending quality time in tanks, and lobbing ordnance at carriers.” He’s red hot and blue, in that M.O.M next door sorta way.

Bud was a long time member of our sister squad, The Black Eagles, and has been flying solo for a while. He just rocked his 8th grade prom and the Borough of Queens is still tallying the damage.

Dadzie is a very responsible, mature young man. He plans to represent M.O.M with skill, teamwork and respect for leadership. We’ll beat all that out of him in no time.

Good girl is almost certainly one of only two M.O.Ms who can feature the unironic word “good” in her/his player name without getting the horse laugh. She’s the sister of PREDATOR LEGACY and we needed somebody to keep him in line. (“You’ve inadvertently stepped on my Barbie, dear brother. Now EAT LEAD Y’RAT!!!!” (PREDATOR LEGACY brought down by Good girl)

Did we say Mean “Old”? Dadzie is 15, Bud is 13, Good girl is 9. And they all report to 5 year old Hornswoggler, Jr.,as does the entire squad.

Now then, newly minted M.O.Msters, let the pre-fireworks fireworks commence!

--w--

p.to the.s.
Auroris, Bud1, Smittystyle, be sure to submit a Join request under Squadron in the in-game menu screen. (Bud, I had yours but it's timed out.)

p.to the.p.to the.s.
A qualified congrats to on-deck circlers Sir Thomas Black and bennybenni hi, both of whom have requested to join and have been rubber stamped by several M.O.M sponsors. Guys, get us those email applications fercryinoutloud! We have your Join requests but we can’t let you IN if we don’t have your INfo!

A sincere welcome to all new MOMers!!!
BUD! Mate! I'm glad to see you in our squadron!
Cya All!!!!

A big welcome to all the new MOMS,had good games with most of them.

[*M]coop wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Need I say more?

WOW BELL!!!! SHE COULD HERD MY SHEEP ANYTIME !!!!!
HOOAH R.L.T.W

Forget herding the sheep, she can make me....umm.... err...a cup of coffee.

Welcome to the new guys. Well umm, Welcome to the new people. Enjoy your stay here at M.O.M HQ. You will find that most things are supplied upon asking unless you ask. If you happen to have free time during or after your free time please read over the very important rules again, found on the first page, then read them once more and pay very special attention to Rule 6. That one may be the most important.

Enjoying my first day as an MOM HI everyone!

My first day as an MOM feels great!

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LOL ty gg

Hi there, great to be a MOM, and thanks for the invite guys, see you in the skies, Rock on! \m/

I would love this matching set in my driveway


For me

and for the missus

Both are for sale...

How to explain that we NEED those cars... in a way that she believes it

bellsaj wrote: I would love this matching set in my driveway

For me

and for the missus

Both are for sale...

How to explain that we NEED those cars... in a way that she believes it

Never pass up a GOLDEN opportunity to invest in your future!!!!!! (Paint the investment picture, plus get her to sit and visualize how sexy she will be in them.....) works like a champ!!!!


"I believe we are seeing a marked shift in attitudes to investment," says Historics' Auction Director, Edward Bridger-Stille. "But for its rising value as a precious commodity, it's perhaps difficult to get passionate about the possession of gold, whereas ownership of a classic motor car is a truly engaging, ‘head and heart' experience, aside from being a fast-appreciating asset."