Ok moms I have two things to say here 1 grats dadzie this is a great squad you will do good here 2 there are some players giving upland.bird a hard time. One is rtt. She s loved all.around by both sqauds so I humbly ask to spread some love. She wont ask for the help so I'm asking. She can hold her own God knows she's good at that. But we need some.df justice here. Thank you my others brothers. The rabbit
Just to male this clear it is not rt it is rtt

TY

I Believe That We Will Win!

Lmao

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Hi guys,

Been trying to get my wife to watch stand up comedy shows........wouldnt work, untill yesterday.
What she finds funny scares the .....out of me!

Makes you wonder why we still look for alien life forms.

Congratulations to new MOMorafs, I assume there are some, if not congratulations anyway...just for being a MOM!

Welcome to our new MOMs young and old and inbetweens. In MOM the young ones age mature quickly and the old ones degenerate regress even more quickly. When the young ones get mature enough they quickly regress and when the old ones regress enough they quickly mature. You will notice there is no mention of inbetweens. The inbetween state is not an ideal state, therefore it is not an ideal state to be in. The best advice I can offer on this is, mature quickly, then regress quickly, rinse and repeat often, do not spend time dilly dallying inbetween, it is vastly overrated. Meanwhile back at the ranch.....

Rudolf Rednose wrote: Hi guys,

Been trying to get my wife to watch stand up comedy shows........wouldnt work, untill yesterday.
What she finds funny scares the .....out of me!

Makes you wonder why we still look for alien life forms.

My thoughts and prayers are with you Rudolph

Wigbomb wrote: In the patriotic spirit of the coming weekend celebration, M.O.M continues its tradition of holding itself up to our nation as a mirror; welcome another batch of unsuspecting "laborers" who’ll be helping us empire-build on a foundation composed of their flayed and broken backs. Everything and everyone we do is in service to Uncle Freedomforall except all who aren't us. YAY M.O.M! YAY Amerika! YAY!!!

(Too much? Trust me, you’d’a thought it was flat out hilarious if you could’a seen the dancing poodles dressed as Jefferson and Sally Hemings.)

Auroris

Bud1

smittystyle

Dadzie

Good girl

Welcome new MOMrades!

...

Welcome, newest MOMs, (including 3011USMC8152, who, if he thought that by sneaking in mid -month he could escape this obligatory announcement, was wrong!)

Please report to Room 6 at 0600 hours for the obligatory two hours of an age-appropriate corporate trust-building exercise that involves being tossed in the air by a fellow recruit, flaming shots of sambuca, and/or a Teletubbies marathon orientation class.

Thank you!

Now Fly, BITCHES!!

Welcome new MOMs!



Watch and learn, kids. This is your first lesson on the road to becoming a successful MOM.

Very glad to have you aboard, hopefully to see you in Blue!

Cricket wrote: Welcome new MOMs!

Watch and learn, kids. This is your first lesson on the road to becoming a successful MOM.

Wow!! How can he count all them numbers without using all his fingers and toes! It's amazing, I gotta learn how to do that..

Dear MOM's: Sgt York has been grounded by his ISP. C ya when they fix it. Been three days now.

Sgt.York wrote: Dear MOM's: Sgt York has been grounded by his ISP. C ya when they fix it. Been three days now.

Ted! Let's get a game of Euchre goin' in the meantime, eh? I know Rick will be game. Just need to find a fourth.

I just seen GHOSTRIDER1 ingame. Welcome back bud.

First like to say.....Congratulations and Welcome aboard to all the new M.O.M.s

Second....Bell Thanks for sharing those pics, must have been an awesome day...just makes me wish i could've been there to.
ps.. If u really want those cars.... send ur wife away maybe on a trip... u go buy them and then let her know...
I've tried the sweet way....DOESN'T WORK!!
(Bought her $5 Thousand dollars Pearl Necklace+ A home in Hong Kong becouse she always wanted one there....
All I asked for was a $3 thousand dollar IronMan Costume.... STILL WAITING

Third....Lil Wabbit...np happy to look after Uplandbird for ya..
U can trust me I'm married....but just to let u know my nicknames Tiger Woods...but she can call me Tiger

KA5EY wrote: I just seen GHOSTRIDER1 ingame. Welcome back bud.

Thanks KA5Ey, i haven't been on since November, lots of big changes for mr and mrs ghost we decided to move back to north texas and in the process expanded our janitorial service in El Paso. Add to that house hunting a second venture, moving, and now the purchase of the family restaurant, ( ghostrider will now be the third generation ) it's been busy busy busy, i see i only missed about 2k posts and i barely recognize the game and have all but forgotten how to play..,.. What else have i missed?


EDIT: oh no! I see i made it to the MIA list, Please please please mr wig put me back on active duty, re-enstate my pass key to the cake room, and notify bopes I'm ready for "re-education"....(maybe if u have a chance you could change El Paso to Olney......

I also want to congratulate all the new MOMs that have come in my absence, especially joe chisten, I'm glad u made it.... I also want to congratulate the new SC Members.....

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

KA5EY wrote: I just seen GHOSTRIDER1 ingame. Welcome back bud.

Thanks KA5Ey, i haven't been on since November, lots of big changes for mr and mrs ghost we decided to move back to north texas and in the process expanded our janitorial service in El Paso. Add to that house hunting a second venture, moving, and now the purchase of the family restaurant, ( ghostrider will now be the third generation ) it's been busy busy busy, i see i only missed about 2k posts and i barely recognize the game and have all but forgotten how to play..,.. What else have i missed?


EDIT: oh no! I see i made it to the MIA list, Please please please mr wig put me back on active duty, re-enstate my pass key to the cake room, and notify bopes I'm ready for "re-education"....(maybe if u have a chance you could change El Paso to Olney......

I also want to congratulate all the new MOMs that have come in my absence, especially joe chisten, I'm glad u made it.... I also want to congratulate the new SC Members.....

YES!!
I'm glad to see u again, mate!!

yakuza wrote: First like to say.....Congratulations and Welcome aboard to all the new M.O.M.s

Second....Bell Thanks for sharing those pics, must have been an awesome day...just makes me wish i could've been there to.
ps.. If u really want those cars.... send ur wife away maybe on a trip... u go buy them and then let her know...
I've tried the sweet way....DOESN'T WORK!!
(Bought her $5 Thousand dollars Pearl Necklace+ A home in Hong Kong becouse she always wanted one there....
All I asked for was a $3 thousand dollar IronMan Costume.... STILL WAITING

Third....Lil Wabbit...np happy to look after Uplandbird for ya..
U can trust me I'm married....but just to let u know my nicknames Tiger Woods...but she can call me Tiger

It has never before been so many cars on the car show like this year.
1700 cars



This is for you Ghostrider

This is for you Ghostrider

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Lol, thanks bell, but I guess untill i grow long blonde hair and launch my singing carreer , I'll be stuck with the LNG hours a little while

hi I want to join wig

yoto wrote: hi I want to join wig

Hmm, where were you thinking of joining wig, I might of course be wrong, but I think he prefers to shower alone, so that's out!.....

Flying muck wrote:

yoto wrote: hi I want to join wig

Hmm, where were you thinking of joining wig, I might of course be wrong, but I think he prefers to shower alone, so that's out!.....

I think he means he wants to join me because I'm falling apart. Y'know, join like as in with glue. He isn't wrong.

Hi all!!Been a busy week and I never seem to remember to get on here enough!!
4 days off so hopefully will see plenty of airtime with you all.

Wigbomb wrote:

Flying muck wrote:

yoto wrote: hi I want to join wig

Hmm, where were you thinking of joining wig, I might of course be wrong, but I think he prefers to shower alone, so that's out!.....

I think he means he wants to join me because I'm falling apart. Y'know, join like as in with glue. He isn't wrong.

You are right......this will only work for so long.

I don't normally go in for these "great game" posts, but a virtual high five down low to Uncle Buckgeo, Frank Baracca and Hydrofire for some slam bang fun yesterday and today. Jeff, Paolo, Steffan, mare see bow coo to you from mwah. (Translation: thanks M.O.Ms!)

You guys ever have selective disconnection? All our android gear is hooked up but my ipad and the misses iPhone wouldn't even recognize the wifi router, or anything else. Just came back on an hour ago. I have no idea what that was. You guys ever see that?

Jimbo, per your request, a

I may have left one or two out, but you get the idea. We all get the idea, it's the oldest idea in the world.

Okay M.O.Ms, project time: Major General Gonner. Spawn tanking in a FFA. Crush him.

Ummm...
Sry, I didn't get it.....
Rick... Could u please Repost.....
U kinda lost me Amongst all that Blurrr.....
If u may also kindly have all the pics... would help me more understand What u're trying to get at