Hey fellow M.O.Ms and congrats again to the new guys. its a lot of new pilots ive seen recently and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that chances are im the worst flyer here.

I have a question for anyone that wants to help. I have noticed recently that I cant keep my plane as stable as I used to. I use a galaxy tab 2 7.0 and a mini razr and notice the problem on both. I have tried all of the stuff, including cracking the throttle, that I know used to work but it still seems like Im trying to ballance my plane on a greased beach ball. Any ideas?

May M.O.M continue to rule.

PS. NONMOM.s beware...

The best part about having "A Very Nosey Neighbor" is?





When you squat down to pick up something very heavy (in my case it was the end of a large wood piling 300 lbs or so?) and right at that very moment the backside of your shorts blow out!!!!

Even better is hearing him and his wife threw there cheap windows mumbling,so you know they got a "GREAT SHOW"!!!!!!

Thanks WIG and all those casting votes in the affirmative. And I was all prepared to wait until May. Happy Happy.
Looking forward to being a MOM and hope to learn some of those deep dark secrets so I can sharpen my skills.
Does this mean I have to quit shooting at Flybot? For some reason I can hit him from across town. But only him, can't explain it.
Somebody tell me how to get the tag on my screen name. Don't tell me its already there and just can't see it.

Had a good game with a few M.O.M pilots just a moment ago. You guys know who you are. Was one of the bet games I have had recently. You guys made me have to use a little of my old special sauce.

GAW wrote: Thanks WIG and all those casting votes in the affirmative. And I was all prepared to wait until May. Happy Happy.
Looking forward to being a MOM and hope to learn some of those deep dark secrets so I can sharpen my skills.
Does this mean I have to quit shooting at Flybot? For some reason I can hit him from across town. But only him, can't explain it.
Somebody tell me how to get the tag on my screen name. Don't tell me its already there and just can't see it.

Welcome to M.O.M Gaw.
Just file an ingame request to join M.O.M, and Wig the greate will grant your wishes to uphold the great standards within M.O.M.

For those who like a good book this is the best i ever read

Helllo MOMs

Skydavis1 wrote: Had a good game with a few M.O.M pilots just a moment ago. You guys know who you are. Was one of the bet games I have had recently. You guys made me have to use a little of my old special sauce.

Well it's good to hear that you enjoyed yourself in the end. I had my doubts at a point. Lol.

But be forewarned...I have a list... (Because my memory is so horrible)

You put up a good fight, for sure. Hope to see you in the sky soon.

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Crazy good numbers, Buck!! Not bad for the son of a professional wrestler, I'd say! . Lots of great players in that game as you mentioned - the two foul mouths have been duly reported, but I was kinda sad the game ended when it did because I was about to offer a full pardon to those two kids if they would apologize and promise to be good. Apart from their language they were quite entertaining... Kids these days *sigh*

Buckgeo wrote: Good long game with Mmiller. Lots of good flyers, Gunnerzz, Couchy, and Von Von, to name a few.
Couple of others dropped in for some lead poisoning.

Just want to say thanks for a good time you two.
Miller had me in stitches messing with those idiots. Good times all around.

Great game, Couchy - that was a lot of fun!

I invite you all to take a huge bite out of the arse of a troll that goes by the name of Skywolf. After insulting my beloved M.O.M in public, on the world chat no less, he proceeded to call me out to a mono a mono battle royal. The list of ways he was going to emasculate me in the throws of battle was, well, it was actually quite impressive. I just had to see for myself the overwhelming skills and technical prowess of this "elite" (as he puts it) specimen. I informed him that because this was a formal challenge we would adhere to the guidelines laid out in DF Code of Conduct, chapter 27, paragraph 630. Since the rules clearly state " Ladies Choice" I suggested he pick the server. The DF gods must have been in the mood for some entertainment because I entered the btb game alone, quickly followed by the miscreant. Of course he informed me of my pending demise followed up by a symphony of "your dead" and "it's on". As I threw myself forward into the unknown vastness of the DF valley of death, I wondered how I could possibly survive the carnage that was to be my reality. Well, I think we all know how this story ends:

Torch him over mid field
Torch him at his base
Bomb base
Torch him on the way out
Rinse
Repeat

Lou Sassol joined the fun and it wasn't long before the inevitable happened:

Skywolf: "I just can't do this"..........

Skywolf has left the game........

Please help me in extending our "warmest regards" and give this troll a " hug" from M.O.M.

Knock.. Knock
Yesterday I crossed the threshold of the top 50 .... Finally ...

YEM, you may need professional help.

Oh my... time does fly. I'm glade time doesn't play DF. It would be so fast that no one would be able to kill it.

It feels like yesterday, but the 20th of this month it has been one year.
One year since Stinkerbell entered into this world.

jimboslice27 wrote: I invite you all to take a huge bite out of the arse of a troll that goes by the name of Skywolf. After insulting my beloved M.O.M in public, on the world chat no less, he proceeded to call me out to a mono a mono battle royal. The list of ways he was going to emasculate me in the throws of battle was, well, it was actually quite impressive. I just had to see for myself the overwhelming skills and technical prowess of this "elite" (as he puts it) specimen. I informed him that because this was a formal challenge we would adhere to the guidelines laid out in DF Code of Conduct, chapter 27, paragraph 630. Since the rules clearly state " Ladies Choice" I suggested he pick the server. The DF gods must have been in the mood for some entertainment because I entered the btb game alone, quickly followed by the miscreant. Of course he informed me of my pending demise followed up by a symphony of "your dead" and "it's on". As I threw myself forward into the unknown vastness of the DF valley of death, I wondered how I could possibly survive the carnage that was to be my reality. Well, I think we all know how this story ends:

Torch him over mid field
Torch him at his base
Bomb base
Torch him on the way out
Rinse
Repeat

Lou Sassol joined the fun and it wasn't long before the inevitable happened:

Skywolf: "I just can't do this"..........

Skywolf has left the game........

Please help me in extending our "warmest regards" and give this troll a " hug" from M.O.M.

Jimbo, Excellent My brother, this unbalanced sandwich short of a picnic has been going on like this for as long as I can remember, at first I was offended, then I realized what was happening, and now I just laugh at it, He is most likely DogFight Bi polar, as one minute He's praising M.O.M, the next, His med's wear off, and He grows an artificial pair, only to stir up another taste of M.O.M DF reality, then the cycle start's all over again.
Happened to Me today actually, Big talk, Followed by one Von Len edition flame session, He leaves.
If nothing else, It does keep Me entertained

Nice flying with you Tink.. you were awesome!

Another one to the list...I need a bigger piece of paper...

Really though, I am proud to be a MOM and see how we can/do stick up for each other. Seeing how we all fly knowing that the first thing people see is those letters, then our name, me thinks it conditions the way I fly and act toward others. Not just me in the sky...

A shout out to a brother btw, sorry if I was a bully today hospitaller. Wished you hadn't come in as red.

{£}ZebraUp wrote: Nice flying with you Tink.. you were awesome!

It didn't work out the way we hoped for
More red spwaned in instead of blue, but it was fun even if we lost that game to a sneaker.
Your flying wasn't bad either.

Forever alone lol

Von leper wrote: Forever alone lol

Clearly "Morreu" means "Way morreu freakin' deads than I'd have preferred."

Not a single positive KDR on the winning team, but we won! Great Job FOKKER's.

That was one tough long round!

I was in a good long tough game earlier with royalkiller. I told him to swing on by and say hi to everyone when he got a chance. Great, dedicated pilot.

royalkiller, if you read this check out page 1 and see what you think.

In case anyone spotted PistolPete's post about...er...well, let's call it his "Posterior Post"...I've decided to remove it. Certainly nothing there that your garden variety Mean Old Man wouldn't meet with at least a mild chuckle. But with our underage M.O.Ms and tons of visitors of all ages dropping by here I thought we'd do well to err on the side of caution. Merely lookin' out for the interested parents who look to us to look out for the interests of...their...uh...sorry, what was the question?

If you missed the post perhaps Pete will be good enough to pass it along via Private Message. Pete, I hope you don't think me too much of a jack - (_!_) for moderating all over your fun.

--w--

Frank Baracca wrote: Knock.. Knock
Yesterday I crossed the threshold of the top 50 .... Finally ...

Thank you guys for the support.
It's nice to see all these MOMs who care about me ...
And that is why I am a MOM me too!

It won't be long until you are breathing down my neck in the rankings Frank.

Hey,

I want to tank Tinkerhell for covering me during a hangar mission in Borimov. I was in my spad (only 375 bullets) and ran out of ammo just when I had enemy base in sight (enemy base was the German base in the non snow map of Borimov). Tinkerhell covered me the entire way and I was still able to get a pair and Tinkerhell still was able to get a hangar after he covered me.

You got one amazing player in your squadron there!!

Thanks, I belive that's what being a M.O.M is all about.

And here all this time I thought being a M.O.M was all about travel junkets to exotic locales on the squad's dime, extravagant penthouse pool parties populated with primo pulchritude, skimming the profits to pad my offshore accounts...who knew you'd think it had something to do with being...what? Nice? Man, did I ever not convey this concept sufficiently clearly!