Hey guys!

Cricket wrote: Quite a bit of talk about "honor", lately. Here is my gift to those "honorable" players:

.. Oh, and welcome to the new MOMs!

Funny you should mention it, Chuck. Just last night I was in one of the most hilarious missions I've played in months. I and a very game low ranked blue (sorry now that I can't recall his name) were pitted against my Dogfight BFF, TheonlySoos and a full crew of reds. Soos was busting a blood vessel trying to taunt me and had me L-ing O L so hard it was all I could do to separate the little darling from its/his/her face about 60 times, fully half my kills in the mission, before he suck-quit. Eventually it was just the two of us left. Soos fell back on his/her/its favorite screed, about how "jealous" I am. "Jealous of what?" says I..."Of you dying?" This entire exchange, which lasted easily fifteen, maybe 30 minutes, took place with me describing lazy circles overhead while Soos fumbled and failed to find a way to get my goat, from the safety of his/its/her carrier deck! The kicker? According to the poor jilted cheerleader "u r humilating yourself by shoting me in the back". And I'm "too stupid to relaize it lol". You can't buy that kind of comedy!

Shortly thereafter I got ranted at by a noobish mid-ranker called BlueStreak something-or-other because I was committing the unforgivable transgression of killing him - after giving him every courtesy in terms of time to take off, drop, circle, circle again and get around to making the conscious decision to engage - and he couldn't kill me back. Same mission, different clown, similar outrage. "YOU ARE A HORIBLE PERSON WIG". "U R PROBLY A WIMP WITHOUT A REAL LIFE". Ouch. They really know how to hit you where you live, don't they?

This sort of protestation happens more and more lately. It's as if they think the game is called "Fly-straight-and-hold-still-so-I-can-shoot-you-in-the-face-fight". I have to wonder what Charles Nungesser, George Guynemer, Ernst Udet, Raymond Collishaw or Albert Ball would think if an opponent said, "Hey, stop moving around so much, cheater!" How crushingly dull to have nothing in your skill arsenal except a head-on attack. I wonder further how Joaquin Grech feels about his game being treated like an arcade toy versus a flight combat simulation featuring, y'know...flight combat. I think I'll ask him.

I think, too, I'll suggest that he change the game's name to "One-Trick Ponies Over Jonestown", in (dis)honor of my wingmate, Cricket. You "horible" so and so.

On a much pleasanter note, April Fool's Recruitapalooza ain't ovah as yet!

More new M.O.Msters who were still tidying up details at press time:

bts

Von Leper

Von Skullz

Two Vons for the price of none! Von Len, Von Leper, Von Ripper, Von Skullz, hut hut hut! When I finally get around to finishing up and launching the M.O.M Flights indivisible subdivision project I guess I'll need to create a "Von Flight". Sorry Ripper Leper Skullz, I've got dibs on Len for whichever flight I occupy. The perks of being the custodian up in here.

So...

bts has been a stalwart presence for some time, always a powerful teammate, a solid addition to the mob, as nice a Welshman as he can be. And no, that was not a backhanded compliment.

Von Leper is a newer Dogfight convert, one of those racing-up-the-ranks types, indefatigable both in the game and in his single-minded dedication to becoming a M.O.M. Obrigado por sua paciência, meu amigo!

Von Skullz you might know by his pre-M.O.M name, *Predator*. I love that we're adding some promising talent to the Prodigy squad-within-a-squad. Very glad indeed to have this rising star on board.

Simon, Gustavo, Mason, welcome to the madhouse! Anthony, show 'em to their padded rooms...

--w--

Just brilliant wig love it..thanks for the laughs.......

Woohoooooo as they say!I look forwards to flying with you all!No sheep jokes though!!
Simon

bts wrote:
Woohoooooo as they say!I look forwards to flying with you all!No sheep jokes though!!
Simon

No sheep jokes... WHAT!
doesn't " bts" stand for " Been Tending Sheep "
sounds like a conflict of interest to me

kman wrote:

bts wrote:
Woohoooooo as they say!I look forwards to flying with you all!No sheep jokes though!!
Simon

No sheep jokes... WHAT!
doesn't " bts" stand for " Been Tending Sheep "
sounds like a conflict of interest to me

Very good!!lol

I think this proves you're right Wig.



To all new mommers and momorons welcome to our crib.
Grab your toothbrushes, it's been a month since the bathrooms and toilets was cleaned last time.

bts wrote:
Woohoooooo as they say!I look forwards to flying with you all!No sheep jokes though!!
Simon

Hey! Pixie ain't no joke....she's kept many a lonesome dogfighter company on a cold night here....talking of which, I got some outstanding invoices here....you know who you are!!!!!!

Wigbomb wrote: On a much pleasanter note, April Fool's Recruitapalooza ain't ovah as yet!

More new M.O.Msters who were still tidying up details at press time:

bts

Von Leper

Von Skullz

Two Vons for the price of none! Von Len, Von Leper, Von Ripper, Von Skullz, hut hut hut! When I finally get around to finishing up and launching the M.O.M Flights indivisible subdivision project I guess I'll need to create a "Von Flight". Sorry Ripper Leper Skullz, I've got dibs on Len for whichever flight I occupy. The perks of being the custodian up in here.

So...

bts has been a stalwart presence for some time, always a powerful teammate, a solid addition to the mob, as nice a Welshman as he can be. And no, that was not a backhanded compliment.

Von Leper is a newer Dogfight convert, one of those racing-up-the-ranks types, indefatigable both in the game and in his single-minded dedication to becoming a M.O.M. Obrigado por sua paciência, meu amigo!

Von Skullz you might know by his pre-M.O.M name, *Predator*. I love that we're adding some promising talent to the Prodigy squad-within-a-squad. Very glad indeed to have this rising star on board.

Simon, Gustavo, Mason, welcome to the madhouse! Anthony, show 'em to their padded rooms...

--w--

A warm welcome also to the last three MOMs!
Well done, Guys!

PS. Now, with all these VON, I don't understand anymore .... LOL

Welcome all new moms see u in the sky

Wigbomb wrote:

Cricket wrote: Quite a bit of talk about "honor", lately. Here is my gift to those "honorable" players:

.. Oh, and welcome to the new MOMs!

Funny you should mention it, Chuck. Just last night I was in one of the most hilarious missions I've played in months. I and a very game low ranked blue (sorry now that I can't recall his name) were pitted against my Dogfight BFF, TheonlySoos and a full crew of reds. Soos was busting a blood vessel trying to taunt me and had me L-ing O L so hard it was all I could do to separate the little darling from its/his/her face about 60 times, fully half my kills in the mission, before he suck-quit. Eventually it was just the two of us left. Soos fell back on his/her/its favorite screed, about how "jealous" I am. "Jealous of what?" says I..."Of you dying?" This entire exchange, which lasted easily fifteen, maybe 30 minutes, took place with me describing lazy circles overhead while Soos fumbled and failed to find a way to get my goat, from the safety of his/its/her carrier deck! The kicker? According to the poor jilted cheerleader "u r humilating yourself by shoting me in the back". And I'm "too stupid to relaize it lol". You can't buy that kind of comedy!

Shortly thereafter I got ranted at by a noobish mid-ranker called BlueStreak something-or-other because I was committing the unforgivable transgression of killing him - after giving him every courtesy in terms of time to take off, drop, circle, circle again and get around to making the conscious decision to engage - and he couldn't kill me back. Same mission, different clown, similar outrage. "YOU ARE A HORIBLE PERSON WIG". "U R PROBLY A WIMP WITHOUT A REAL LIFE". Ouch. They really know how to hit you where you live, don't they?

This sort of protestation happens more and more lately. It's as if they think the game is called "Fly-straight-and-hold-still-so-I-can-shoot-you-in-the-face-fight". I have to wonder what Charles Nungesser, George Guynemer, Ernst Udet, Raymond Collishaw or Albert Ball would think if an opponent said, "Hey, stop moving around so much, cheater!" How crushingly dull to have nothing in your skill arsenal except a head-on attack. I wonder further how Joaquin Grech feels about his game being treated like an arcade toy versus a flight combat simulation featuring, y'know...flight combat. I think I'll ask him.

I think, too, I'll suggest that he change the game's name to "One-Trick Ponies Over Jonestown", in (dis)honor of my wingmate, Cricket. You "horible" so and so.

What a post! I loved it so much, I'm considering having it chiseled into a ceremonial bar of gold, ya dig? I too, am curious of what Zuperman thinks of all this. I know I prefer a more true simulation experience over "honorable" limitations. You wouldn't jump into the Kobiyashi Maru test and ask the Klingons to "play fair", would ya?

One more thing I want you to check out, MOMs. A friend and I were exploring the basement in his new house. We came across this picture that we estimated to be from around 1960-1979, based on some of our other findings. It's a picture of Jesus and some other dudes, but they all look like contemporary actors.



From left to right: Shia Lebeouf, Nicolas Cage, and Robert Duvall! Fourth guy looks familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. What do you think?

Wigbomb wrote: On a much pleasanter note, April Fool's Recruitapalooza ain't ovah as yet!

More new M.O.Msters who were still tidying up details at press time:

bts

Von Leper

Von Skullz

Two Vons for the price of none! Von Len, Von Leper, Von Ripper, Von Skullz, hut hut hut! When I finally get around to finishing up and launching the M.O.M Flights indivisible subdivision project I guess I'll need to create a "Von Flight". Sorry Ripper Leper Skullz, I've got dibs on Len for whichever flight I occupy. The perks of being the custodian up in here.

So...

bts has been a stalwart presence for some time, always a powerful teammate, a solid addition to the mob, as nice a Welshman as he can be. And no, that was not a backhanded compliment.

Von Leper is a newer Dogfight convert, one of those racing-up-the-ranks types, indefatigable both in the game and in his single-minded dedication to becoming a M.O.M. Obrigado por sua paciência, meu amigo!

Von Skullz you might know by his pre-M.O.M name, *Predator*. I love that we're adding some promising talent to the Prodigy squad-within-a-squad. Very glad indeed to have this rising star on board.

Simon, Gustavo, Mason, welcome to the madhouse! Anthony, show 'em to their padded rooms...

--w--

Wow.. Von leper & Von Skullz (Predator) were both Lafayette pilots that evidently just quit us without even bothering to let us know... & I KNOW M.O.M. wouldn't poach pilots.. Oh well, no hard feelings.. & as we only want pilots in the escadrille that WANT to be there it's all good... I only wish them them well, and they are both really good pilots & definitely joining a Great squadron!

Thanks for all the welcomes fellow MOMers. Great to be a part of the best squadron around!!

[quote="bellsaj"

To all new mommers and momorons welcome to our crib.
Grab your toothbrushes, it's been a month since the bathrooms and toilets was cleaned last time.[/quote]

Tink the toilets are clean . My toothbrush was wore out so I grabbed yours , knowing you wouldn't mind,being the friend you are . Don't worried I think I rinsed it off good before i returned it to your toothbrush holder. Hope you read this before you brush your teeth in case I didn't. Now where did you say they kelp the cake.

Cricket wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

Cricket wrote: Quite a bit of talk about "honor", lately. Here is my gift to those "honorable" players:

.. Oh, and welcome to the new MOMs!

Funny you should mention it, Chuck. Just last night I was in one of the most hilarious missions I've played in months. I and a very game low ranked blue (sorry now that I can't recall his name) were pitted against my Dogfight BFF, TheonlySoos and a full crew of reds. Soos was busting a blood vessel trying to taunt me and had me L-ing O L so hard it was all I could do to separate the little darling from its/his/her face about 60 times, fully half my kills in the mission, before he suck-quit. Eventually it was just the two of us left. Soos fell back on his/her/its favorite screed, about how "jealous" I am. "Jealous of what?" says I..."Of you dying?" This entire exchange, which lasted easily fifteen, maybe 30 minutes, took place with me describing lazy circles overhead while Soos fumbled and failed to find a way to get my goat, from the safety of his/its/her carrier deck! The kicker? According to the poor jilted cheerleader "u r humilating yourself by shoting me in the back". And I'm "too stupid to relaize it lol". You can't buy that kind of comedy!

Shortly thereafter I got ranted at by a noobish mid-ranker called BlueStreak something-or-other because I was committing the unforgivable transgression of killing him - after giving him every courtesy in terms of time to take off, drop, circle, circle again and get around to making the conscious decision to engage - and he couldn't kill me back. Same mission, different clown, similar outrage. "YOU ARE A HORIBLE PERSON WIG". "U R PROBLY A WIMP WITHOUT A REAL LIFE". Ouch. They really know how to hit you where you live, don't they?

This sort of protestation happens more and more lately. It's as if they think the game is called "Fly-straight-and-hold-still-so-I-can-shoot-you-in-the-face-fight". I have to wonder what Charles Nungesser, George Guynemer, Ernst Udet, Raymond Collishaw or Albert Ball would think if an opponent said, "Hey, stop moving around so much, cheater!" How crushingly dull to have nothing in your skill arsenal except a head-on attack. I wonder further how Joaquin Grech feels about his game being treated like an arcade toy versus a flight combat simulation featuring, y'know...flight combat. I think I'll ask him.

I think, too, I'll suggest that he change the game's name to "One-Trick Ponies Over Jonestown", in (dis)honor of my wingmate, Cricket. You "horible" so and so.

What a post! I loved it so much, I'm considering having it chiseled into a ceremonial bar of gold, ya dig? I too, am curious of what Zuperman thinks of all this. I know I prefer a more true simulation experience over "honorable" limitations. You wouldn't jump into the Kobiyashi Maru test and ask the Klingons to "play fair", would ya?

One more thing I want you to check out, MOMs. A friend and I were exploring the basement in his new house. We came across this picture that we estimated to be from around 1960-1979, based on some of our other findings. It's a picture of Jesus and some other dudes, but they all look like contemporary actors.

From left to right: Shia Lebeouf, Nicolas Cage, and Robert Duvall! Fourth guy looks familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. What do you think?

I picked out the Nicolas Cage and Robert Duvall right of the bat! If that painting is that old you really may be on to something! (I meant it is no "face of Jesus on a piece of bread" or anything) don't know if you ever saw that one?



MOMah said they'd take me anywhere

Has everyone forgoten about rule 6?
The answer is clearly right there....

I have just flown in a mom-heavy mission...and bumped into one of our newest mombers.....Suxxor. a true gent and a privelidge to share the sky with. Oh and as promised, seeing as you cant see your own tag........

If the toilets are as clean as my toothbrush is, I'm a bit worried...

Thanks! First DF win with the new tag to boot. 15-6, with two being respawn crashes, just squeaked by Bomba who had 13 K's

bellsaj wrote: If the toilets are as clean as my toothbrush is, I'm a bit worried...

I'm worried if that's a toilet.

I have a bit of remodeling to do...

suxxor wrote: Thanks! First DF win with the new tag to boot. 15-6, with two being respawn crashes, just squeaked by Bomba who had 13 K's

Suxxor, at the bottom of your post is a message "still not very good".......you can remove the "still not" now bud

KA5EY wrote:

bellsaj wrote: If the toilets are as clean as my toothbrush is, I'm a bit worried...

I'm worried if that's a toilet.

I have a bit of remodeling to do...

Thats the new one. The "no paper needed" kind of toilet. Just press the button and the rotating "sprinkler" will do all the cleaning. But be careful we haven't figured out how to get the water warm yet... (it's close to freezing point) so prepare for a cruel awakening. We need to fix the pressure to... on the other hand... people pay good money to get a water enema.

Yes, it was hard air battle until last bullet and bomb there was no winner.
Thak you M. O. M. s it was honur (like always) to fly together...
Kapitan Bomba

2 DAVY crocketts in this game. Lol still don't know who he was. He wanted me to PM him but I don't know who he is lol.

I had a 3 to 1 kdr than the lag kicked in so bad that I had to quit, I think they all did. My kdr at the end was only 2 to 1. I was getting killed 3 or 4 times on each spawn. THAT AINT GOOD.

I gave GAW an invite awhile back, however he has struggled with getting into form. I just got a PM from him stating that he has made it. I told him to stop by say hi and check out the thread.

By the [K] and little t in the end I'd say that it is/was Dodo you played against.
But I don't know for sertan.

Hey davy how did u enjoy flying with davy today? I heard u and ur voices in ur head had the whole server peeing in there pants with laughter.

tKestrel wrote: Hey davy how did u enjoy flying with davy today? I heard u and ur voices in ur head had the whole server peeing in there pants with laughter.

yeah Davy, don't be so hard on yourself.