Well then there...it's that time o' the month again. No, not that time, wiseass. It's NEW M.O.M ANNOUNCEMENT time! (which does still sound like it contains a sort of gyno reference, I guess)
The past month has been among our busiest ever, recruitment wise. Big in terms of the number of players who've applied to join us, and big in terms of the caliber of the players joining. CAKE up and smell the new M.O.Ms:
Suxxor
CRAZYWOLF
ed latts
.wayne.
B.52
.yelsnit (BoltUpright!)
MEAN FOKKER
^^!Mr.Lee!^^
Mudpuppy
And the new most mature member of the squad, five year old Hornswoggler, Jr.!
We had such a full complement of new M.O.Ms so early on in the month - several well before the month began - that it was necessary to cycle a few candidates into next month's roundup. If you've applied and your name isn't listed here please PM me or email us (via the link on Page 1) to confirm that you're still interested in joining.
Suxx and CRAZY bump the M.O.MORAF count to 46, with 37 of 'em in the Top 100. It's a huge coup to have both of these Super Aces and stellar chaps throwing in with us.
Ed, Eric (yelsnit) and wayne we've been flying with for a year, just the three of them would've made it a brilliant month.
Mr. Lee and Mudpuppy I know less well but they come highly recommended and what in-game time I've had with them has been a blast.
MEAN is not nearly as mean as he'd have you think, but he's exactly mean enough for the Mean Old Men.
B.52 has been a presence here on the thread and a rapidly rising star in the game.
But the grab that'll have the other squads salivating is obviously Hornswoggler, Jr. We love keeping it in the family but had he not been offspring of our own Hornswoggler, he'd still be the new marquee player on our roster. After all, as he said in his application, "I eat eggs and grits every morning. I eat peaches. I'm strong, cause I can pull out a drawer, and I have an apple tree and it's gonna have apples on it...that's all." Bold claims no other M.O.M has ever made. And several notches more articulate.
Anyone who hasn't yet, be sure to submit your in-game request to join so we can get your tag installed. Also, if it wasn't included in your email app I'll need your first name and city/state info for rosterization.
Welcome to the MOModrome, gent'min! You can't swing a dead CAKE in here without knocking down an April Fool M.O.M!
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