Hav had this Norries in red a couple of times last few days. He have left every one of them after just a few minutes.
I have no idea why...





I would like to challenge you guys. A while ago we had quote of the day (or something like that)
I was too slow to get a screen shot but..
"I hate playing against mom, I'm out of here"

So lets hear your quotes. You can take them from ingame, world chat, or the forum.

CTC game...

When there is someone that has landed on the boat it doesn't show them there. It show them at leas a boat length away in a twilight zone shaking like the plane is having a ciezure. Has anyone else experienced this or is it me that's in the twilight zone? It makes it impossible to shoot them. Well shoot them down anyway, you can shoot them all you want.

Thanks and just wondering.

I see it a lot kasey,I just ignore them,needs fixing though.

KA5EY wrote: CTC game...

When there is someone that has landed on the boat it doesn't show them there. It show them at leas a boat length away in a twilight zone shaking like the plane is having a ciezure. Has anyone else experienced this or is it me that's in the twilight zone? It makes it impossible to shoot them. Well shoot them down anyway, you can shoot them all you want.

Thanks and just wondering.

Oh is that what they were doing back there?

See my brain works differently ( goes dirty ) I just thought they found a better hiding spot then MOM could find them at!

It is ok to laugh if any of you get it, because it was funny

Hey guys! Been busy with studying. I have played only one game on last three weeks. But do not think me as MIA. I'll try to get some air time this weekend.

GJ Lou and Frank!

Gizmo541 wrote: I see it a lot kasey,I just ignore them,needs fixing though.

They are kind of hard to ignore, the whole time they are flopping around in mid air Its registering on the boat...

bellsaj wrote: Hav had this Norries in red a couple of times last few days. He have left every one of them after just a few minutes.
I have no idea why...





I would like to challenge you guys. A while ago we had quote of the day (or something like that)
I was too slow to get a screen shot but..
"I hate playing against mom, I'm out of here"

So lets hear your quotes. You can take them from ingame, world chat, or the forum.

The war is over. I surrender.

I have been EXTERMINATED

I just played a couple of looooong games with [TLF] Exia. First one I switched sides to theirs only to find out there was 1 hangar left amd we, with off and on help held the red team off for a long time(nearly an hour). Second game was a btc and he/she was red. Awesome fight that I lose after the red team was overloaded. Still lasted an hour. Exelent person and if you see this person play them fair. As of cource we would most.

Thanks for your help in the later game Net...

Hi MOMs,
I wanted to tell you that I invited Bulleit to join us MOMs.
He said he will do it!!
He is a great and loyal heck of pilot.
I hope in the approval Star Chamber.
Bye all !

Hiya fellas! Been boycotting DF lately, due to crap updates. I don't need the extra frustration. Anyway, missed y'all and figured I'd drop a quick line to let ya know im still kicking.

Giz, thanks for the pics. ADORABLE!!!

bware wrote: Pardon my intrusion but I would just like to report on your fellow pilot, or I should say tank driver Jazhonkey. Last night I find myself in a BTC game with ReidxXxxXx and TheOnlySoos as reds, getting my tail handed to me needless to say. Out of the umpteen times I was shot down I think I got Reid once. One time I was downed I climbed into my tank and lobbed a dart in Reid's general direction and boom! That's right! I shot down his plane with my tank! Oh yeah I was feeling pretty proud. Well my spanking continued as before and I was getting pretty sore when Reid mentioned he had to go. I was sad to see him go but welcomed the needed break I so desperately needed. To my shegrin all that did was open the door for another MoRAF.
enter: Jazhonkey dressed in red
The next few minutes Sgt. York, scoutll, I, and others trade fire with the reds. Jazhonkey gets shot down, tanks, and fires in my direction. Bang! He knocks me out of the sky. As I am typing in "ns jaz" I also see the text "scoutll has been brought down by jazhonkey". I am impressed. So I say "is that 2?". Jaz responds "3", "lol". Wow, 3 planes by tank! Crazy! The game continues and next time I see Jaz in a tank I think "I'm gonna fly real low to the ground and put the odds in my favor". Wrong! "you have been brought down by jazhonkey". Sheesh! 4 tank kills! Nice work Jaz! This is getting sickening, but pretty good game none the less. So good I lost track of the low fuel warnings I had been getting. I get on a good roll and take out a few reds, Jaz and Soos among them. As I continue toward their carrier I see on radar that one of them is tanking pretty close to our carrier but quite a distance behind me. So I sweep my finger across the screen to glance back and can barely see a muzzle flash from Jaz's tank. I think "oh no you don't, not my boat", and as I just tilt my tab to engage KABLOOEY! "you have been brought down by jazhonkey". OMG.
Sorry, I don't know how the game ended. But the last thing I saw before my battery died was Jazhonkey tank duelling with York or scoutll. I tried to engage but as I fired off a few rounds my plane goes Braaaap Braap Brap Brap cough cough (decending whistle)

I wouldn't fly low to the ground...Davy and a couple other planes made tank fire easy for me by doing that today. Sorry Davy...maybe just a lucky shot.
bware out

Wigbomb wrote:

Pistolpete59 wrote: HEY ALL JUST POPPING IN TO WARN ABOUT A GUY BY THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS, DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW HIM, BUT IT MADE ME LEAVE A GAME DUE TO HIS ARROGANCE!!!!! SO THIS GUYS REPEATED SPAWN KILLED ME ABOUT 6 TIMES JUST IN ONE GAME. SO. WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT THAT HE SAID MOMS AND MISFITS WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF COMPLAINING BITCHES, AMONG THE OTHER THINGS HE WAS SAYING ABOUT MOMS AND MISFITS THIS GUY WAS NASTY!!!!!!! { sorry about. Using the B word! no disrespect to the ladies of the squad}, NOW MIND YOU THAT THERE WERE NO MOMS IN GAME, I WAS ONLY MISFIT, SO I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GENTS, OR LADIES HAD AN ISSUE WITH THIS DOOSH PREVIOUSLY??!! I AM RESPECTFULLY REQUESTING A HIT ON THIS GUY JUST FOR HIS DISRESPECT TO GOOD PEOPLE HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW, IN MY OPINION THIS GUY NEEDS A LEAD BEATING, HE WAS TALKING BAD BAD BAD!!! I WOULDN'T COME INTO YOUR THREAD AND POST LIKE THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, NORMALLY I WOULD JUST LEAVE THE GAME FIGURING THIS PERSON WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED, OK WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO BAD DAYS, BUT REALLY!!!! MOMS I WOULDN'T WASTE MY TIME POSTING THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH, I HOPE YOU CAN ASSIST!!!

RESPECTFULLY,
PISTOLPETE59 aka [M]yNuts
HAVE A BANDIT DAY!!!

That would be to do with me, Pete. This cocky little weasel has mouthed off to me every time I've played him. He lacks the skill to back up the smack-talk but that doesn't stop him...a mouthful of bullets, I've found, does. Hand him his face a dozen times and he'll almost always suck-quit.

An important distinction: Chuck Norris is a M.O.M, albeit a M.I.A. M.O.M. He's a great guy I wish we'd see more often. The snotty chimp you're describing is Chuck Norries. Be sure to ridicule him about not being able to spell, he loves that.

Thanks for the heads-up, Pistolero.

He's a big time dumper who can't shoot well in head on or dogfight...easy take down when not fired upon by other reds.

Watch out, Mike! The mods will censor you for calling someone a big dump...

[M] Mike cann wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

Pistolpete59 wrote: HEY ALL JUST POPPING IN TO WARN ABOUT A GUY BY THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS, DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW HIM, BUT IT MADE ME LEAVE A GAME DUE TO HIS ARROGANCE!!!!! SO THIS GUYS REPEATED SPAWN KILLED ME ABOUT 6 TIMES JUST IN ONE GAME. SO. WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT THAT HE SAID MOMS AND MISFITS WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF COMPLAINING BITCHES, AMONG THE OTHER THINGS HE WAS SAYING ABOUT MOMS AND MISFITS THIS GUY WAS NASTY!!!!!!! { sorry about. Using the B word! no disrespect to the ladies of the squad}, NOW MIND YOU THAT THERE WERE NO MOMS IN GAME, I WAS ONLY MISFIT, SO I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GENTS, OR LADIES HAD AN ISSUE WITH THIS DOOSH PREVIOUSLY??!! I AM RESPECTFULLY REQUESTING A HIT ON THIS GUY JUST FOR HIS DISRESPECT TO GOOD PEOPLE HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW, IN MY OPINION THIS GUY NEEDS A LEAD BEATING, HE WAS TALKING BAD BAD BAD!!! I WOULDN'T COME INTO YOUR THREAD AND POST LIKE THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, NORMALLY I WOULD JUST LEAVE THE GAME FIGURING THIS PERSON WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED, OK WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO BAD DAYS, BUT REALLY!!!! MOMS I WOULDN'T WASTE MY TIME POSTING THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH, I HOPE YOU CAN ASSIST!!!

RESPECTFULLY,
PISTOLPETE59 aka [M]yNuts
HAVE A BANDIT DAY!!!

That would be to do with me, Pete. This cocky little weasel has mouthed off to me every time I've played him. He lacks the skill to back up the smack-talk but that doesn't stop him...a mouthful of bullets, I've found, does. Hand him his face a dozen times and he'll almost always suck-quit.

An important distinction: Chuck Norris is a M.O.M, albeit a M.I.A. M.O.M. He's a great guy I wish we'd see more often. The snotty chimp you're describing is Chuck Norries. Be sure to ridicule him about not being able to spell, he loves that.

Thanks for the heads-up, Pistolero.

He's a big time dumper who can't shoot well in head on or dogfight...easy take down when not fired upon by other reds.

Frank Baracca wrote: Hi MOMs,
I wanted to tell you that I invited Bulleit to join us MOMs.
He said he will do it!!
He is a great and loyal heck of pilot.
I hope in the approval Star Chamber.
Bye all !

Bulleit is a real bully. If I see him/her on red. Really annoying accurate on head ons and almost makes me rage quit. Would be great MoM.

Yup!
Bulleit's another top player and person to play with.....
Had asked many times before we let Frank B joined M.O.M.
sry Frank a
So you've got my VOTE.
Do we get to Vote in this?

ParrotHead wrote: Hiya fellas! Been boycotting DF lately, due to crap updates. I don't need the extra frustration. Anyway, missed y'all and figured I'd drop a quick line to let ya know im still kicking.

Giz, thanks for the pics. ADORABLE!!!

Hiya Parrot!
Really missed ya around here........
But hearing that your still alive is a great sign.......
THAT YOUR NOT SKEWERED ON A SPIT ROAST.
ps. don't c u on Iron Force either?

bware wrote: Pardon my intrusion but I would just like to report on your fellow pilot, or I should say tank driver Jazhonkey. Last night I find myself in a BTC game with ReidxXxxXx and TheOnlySoos as reds, getting my tail handed to me needless to say. Out of the umpteen times I was shot down I think I got Reid once. One time I was downed I climbed into my tank and lobbed a dart in Reid's general direction and boom! That's right! I shot down his plane with my tank! Oh yeah I was feeling pretty proud. Well my spanking continued as before and I was getting pretty sore when Reid mentioned he had to go. I was sad to see him go but welcomed the needed break I so desperately needed. To my shegrin all that did was open the door for another MoRAF.
enter: Jazhonkey dressed in red
The next few minutes Sgt. York, scoutll, I, and others trade fire with the reds. Jazhonkey gets shot down, tanks, and fires in my direction. Bang! He knocks me out of the sky. As I am typing in "ns jaz" I also see the text "scoutll has been brought down by jazhonkey". I am impressed. So I say "is that 2?". Jaz responds "3", "lol". Wow, 3 planes by tank! Crazy! The game continues and next time I see Jaz in a tank I think "I'm gonna fly real low to the ground and put the odds in my favor". Wrong! "you have been brought down by jazhonkey". Sheesh! 4 tank kills! Nice work Jaz! This is getting sickening, but pretty good game none the less. So good I lost track of the low fuel warnings I had been getting. I get on a good roll and take out a few reds, Jaz and Soos among them. As I continue toward their carrier I see on radar that one of them is tanking pretty close to our carrier but quite a distance behind me. So I sweep my finger across the screen to glance back and can barely see a muzzle flash from Jaz's tank. I think "oh no you don't, not my boat", and as I just tilt my tab to engage KABLOOEY! "you have been brought down by jazhonkey". OMG.
Sorry, I don't know how the game ended. But the last thing I saw before my battery died was Jazhonkey tank duelling with York or scoutll. I tried to engage but as I fired off a few rounds my plane goes Braaaap Braap Brap Brap cough cough (decending whistle)
bware out

yup thats our honkey, man you just cant argue with the fact "that cool cats got the jazz hands" and Jazz, next time try to remember...you cant fly a tank hehehe.

Chuck just needs love and attention. He went 9 for 9 in a recent BTC game and was spouting off about how much attention he was getting from the enemy (as he dropped his bomb and attempted to go high). Wait! I dated someone like this once! Could it be?.... No, surely not.... Anyway, Chuck is just a troll (probably a 13 year old) who has not developed adequate social skills. I view him as comic relief because his 'Arsenal of Wit' is limited to Yo Mama quips. Sadly, not a bright bulb....

Miller!!! My man! Lol

Frank Baracca wrote: Hi MOMs,
I wanted to tell you that I invited Bulleit to join us MOMs.
He said he will do it!!
He is a great and loyal heck of pilot.
I hope in the approval Star Chamber.
Bye all !

Very much approved by the Star Chamber, Paolo, thanks! I've made it clear to Bulleit that I think he's prime M.O.M material and I know others of us have also invited him to apply...not only because he plays well but, more important, because he's a genuinely pleasant person with whom to play.

ParrotHead wrote: Hiya fellas! Been boycotting DF lately, due to crap updates. I don't need the extra frustration. Anyway, missed y'all and figured I'd drop a quick line to let ya know im still kicking.

Giz, thanks for the pics. ADORABLE!!!

this ones for you my friend,

get a DROID that way you can play wich ever one is better at the time. Love ya bro no homo.
Blue this one is for you too...

Just had a great game with Ka5ey,nice to see you back buddy.

Gizmo541 wrote:

Just had a great game with Ka5ey,nice to see you back buddy.

just had another one giz. Hard to beat M.O.M. thanks for the fun...

Some pearls of wisdom to start the day...

TXLAWMAN wrote: Some pearls of wisdom to start the day...

Hey. That will get this thread banned... never mind the naked pictures of beautiful women on most MORAFs banners. Still think wig has the one. She is beautiful.

Hi M.O.M: I got invited to your squad by a bro from the "hood" (Cricket). Motown Rocks!!! As part of the application I was suppose to say why I would like to be a member of the M.O.M. Squadron. I didn't say much about this, but I have had some time to think about it. So I will elaborate. First, I won't have to shoot down either . wig or Davy 3 times! Probably not gonna happen. Of course I could send some Scotch over then try? Second, should I decide I have to take a phone call in the middle of a game, I think I could leave without having my manhood called into question. Third, After spawning back in, I like to think I could just pull off the runway for a quick trip to the refrigerator without fear of violating some rule somewhere. Oh! Tinkerbell! Thanks for switching the other day. We sure showed them! How do you do that so fast. Every time I try it doesn't work very well. Congrats again to Frank on getting MORAF. I spent some time in Italy. What a beautiful country. Here's a pic for you Frank! (Anna Magnani- The Secret of Santa Vittoria). Would love to be a member of M.O.M. Thanks for the Consideration Sgt. York! (Ted)

Sgt.York wrote: Hi M.O.M: I got invited to your squad by a bro from the "hood" (Cricket). Motown Rocks!!! As part of the application I was suppose to say why I would like to be a member of the M.O.M. Squadron. I didn't say much about this, but I have had some time to think about it. So I will elaborate. First, I won't have to shoot down either . wig or Davy 3 times! Probably not gonna happen. Of course I could send some Scotch over then try? Second, should I decide I have to take a phone call in the middle of a game, I think I could leave without having my manhood called into question. Third, After spawning back in, I like to think I could just pull off the runway for a quick trip to the refrigerator without fear of violating some rule somewhere. Oh! Tinkerbell! Thanks for switching the other day. We sure showed them! How do you do that so fast. Every time I try it doesn't work very well. Congrats again to Frank on getting MORAF. I spent some time in Italy. What a beautiful country. Here's a pic for you Frank! (Anna Magnani- The Secret of Santa Vittoria). Would love to be a member of M.O.M. Thanks for the Consideration Sgt. York! (Ted)

Yeah, wig and Davy might be a little difficult.

Clay, Jimbo, and von len..great game!

Just came out of a 6 vs 2 game btb. Noobs everywhere. None flew straight. Soo. If it wins a battle lets do it? I fly straight cause I thought it was thencorrect thing to do. I could be closer to moraf if I didnt hit the retry button so much. Whats right? Whats wrong? Where is the line.....

Hell Parrot .. you had me worried. Now you and Max get your asses back in the air! I'm dealing with this crap update on my iPad, so can you. Generally it's not too bad other than the huge names start to obstruct your view .. and CTC is too glitchy so I tend to avoid it.

Bulleit ... gets my nonexistent vote. Damn good pilot .. deadly shooter.

Oh golly gee whiz ... I've included bad words ... hope I didn't cross the "line".



To make it all better, I will include this cute kitten...