Mr. Muck...

Nice to get a game in with you.
Not nice your team won..
Nice to see you not lose connection...
Not nice to see you not lose connection....

Thanks
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You know what this forum needs? .... some drama.
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hansone wrote: You know what this forum needs? .... some drama.
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DAVY says, good morning HANDSOME, you are right, there just isn't enough drama. We need to make something up

GOOD MORNING MOMs

Hi MOMS,your right davy,hansone,it is lacking some drama,
Who can we talk about lol.btw anybody seen parrothead not seen him for ages.

Just made it into top 40,not sure why I'm posting this lol.

Wigbomb wrote: Time to drop a giant ball of 2014 style fun on some brand spankin' new M.O.Ms!

M. Penalba

Rudolf Rednose

Buckgeo

Jet12345

Legless_Killer

Welcome to the show!

M is Mauricio, Rudolf is Ed, Buck is Jeff...Jet is Halle and Legless is Ganady, both offspring of the family LAWMAN and both much needed M.O.M Prodigies.

We couldn't kick off the new year with a more promising bunch...congratulations M.O.Ms!

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Drama!?! You guys want drama? There is drama all around us. I was going to write a long post on Blue Max getting board not playing so he started messing with the Misfits by creating a pseudo account and telling them he was going to Exterminate them. Sorry, "EXTERMINATE". But, who would have believed something like that?

But I think the drama we should focus on hits closer to home like why our newest batch of recruits don't appear on the page 1 roster? They don't even appear on Rico's map! We all know Wig is perfect in every way so this obviously isn't an oversight. There must be a reason!

I think it has something to do with the constant power struggle that lives within the Star Chamber. We can't forget that Wig has exiled Dogss, Noush and most recently Parrot Head! It's now clear that Kopf has met with some unfortunate "accident". But what does the Star Chamber do, they bring in an entire flock of TX Lawman into the fold. Why did this group get rubber stamped and get to avoid the year-long probationary period? Because they want a core base made up of family that will not split up when Wig ratchets up the pressure! Not to mention the ever growing Texas connection that is going on inside the MOM squad formally led by Kopf. You see awhile back, Big Tex stepped up and took over our bi-hourly Texas MOM meetings. What happens next!?! Big Tex drops out of sight! Look, you may be thinking that this all seems a little far-fetched but I have to remind you that nothing I've ever written in this forum has ever been disproved in a court of law (this year)!

Bottom line, there was a movement discussed and led by Big Tex that was given placid support by the Star Chamber that involves the Texas squad members. With the addition of the Lawman clan we had the numbers to bring down Wig and reinstate Kopf, who is actually in hiding at the Astrodome in Houston. Time is of the essence as the dome will be coming down soon and we simply are just too lazy to move him. Wig is delaying the official roster additions of the January recruits until the dome is destroyed! With the dome goes all hope of restoring the MOM squad back to its original glory. I mean just look at the number of views and pages this thread has received and then look at the Misfits! It's happening boys and girls (girl?) and you all are too apathetic to do anything about it!

Now that's real drama wow.

Hey ka5ey, dentin, great games last night. Dentin, I wish I could have finished the game....so much drama.

Wig is so damn good, the Lawman clan didn't even realize how we were just pawns in this scheme. Leave it to the Hawke to see things how they really are!!! It would be a lot funnier if Max did go Dalek on the Misfits! In the end, the Lawman clan landed on the winning team, we don't care how or why we are here!!!

Roll call!
Parrothead! Big Tex! Answer up!!

It's the Alamo all over again

Ya blue max were are u? Not one game in iron force

Ok, Just enough Gesh! Now I just found out about some of the.... Adjustments that are in the works..... And I only have couple of things to say about that!

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BrianC219 wrote: Ok, Just enough Gesh! Now I just found out about some of the.... Adjustments that are in the works..... And I only have couple of things to say about that!

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You almost got it. But you forgot about 1 thing. I'll pm you the finer points. I got inside information. And I mean straight from the horses mouth. But it will take a while to type it. So give me a few days. I need to make sure that the I is dotted the t is crossed and the zipper is zipped..

Sorry. I just had to do it.

TheGodOfGods wrote: Our heads are safely protected in our outer shell.

OK. So what does that mean? Does your shell not cover your tail? Cause I think your tail is safely tucked between your legs...

KA5EY wrote:

TheGodOfGods wrote: Our heads are safely protected in our outer shell.

OK. So what does that mean? Does your shell not cover your tail? Cause I think your tail is safely tucked between your legs...

It means...(tHe rivEr rUns Thu the waLl) and the grass is only green...

Second game Sunday. start fourth Q. high point team....... Decides (R) yes (B ) no

MOM is the word

BrianC219 wrote:

KA5EY wrote:

TheGodOfGods wrote: Our heads are safely protected in our outer shell.

OK. So what does that mean? Does your shell not cover your tail? Cause I think your tail is safely tucked between your legs...

It means...(tHe rivEr rUns Thu the waLl) and the grass is only green...

Second game Sunday. start fourth Q. high point team....... Decides (R) yes (B ) no

MOM is the word

That looks pretty good. I can see where you took your points of direction from. I see now how the river (head)/is safely covered by the shell (gas station) and the outer? Well I'll take it as you know what your talking about.

The football stuff you may have to explain.

May you never barph up your gumbo...

Gooooooddd Mornniinggggggg MOMMerrrssss! Aye ya ya ya ya! What happened?

OPkay the only thing I can follow without scrolling back is I see there is a new troll around, I guess if you feed it will grow, I am thinkinggg, uhhh, well at this rate "Jabba the Hut"! You know how long those guys usually last around here. Not sure who pulled a MäX connection to that, but I talk with MäX everyday and I can tell you it is not him. He has not even played DF since the latest update installed the LaBrea Tar pit and the banners were increased to the size of Duckwing Mountain!

K5, very nice to see you back here again Brother! Noush, Noush, nouussssshhhhhhh, oohhh, well as short lived as that was I am glad you popped in, come back ya ding dong!

Ohhh Yem, no worries, brain leaks, brain farts, brain seepage, all good my Brother! I completely understand! In fact the evening before that game I was in a BTC game with some Air Marshall nicumpoop from one of these made up squads we are victory or something like that. He starts accusing me of spawnkilling, camping and dropping all because I said "no bomb, Okay". He says it's 5 vs 3, I am thinking to myself that is fine as long as I know he is not carrying(you know trying to determine his style of play, never played against this guy). So anyway, he lashes out and continues his rants, blaahh blaaahhh, you know the usual. Then one of his blue cronies starts to chime in with him. I am like wow , get a clue!

Now this is where it gets classic, the very next game in a BTB, this same dumb knuckle who chimed in the last game, blows himself up in a tank several times and then proceeds to bomb his teams' last hangar and exclaims a huge "Yaaaaay I win!" I swear, I can't make this up.

Not sure what kind of players this game is brewing or where they get their information from, but WOW they seem to be misinformed, quick to accuse and rant on like there is no tomorrow. I know I can count on increased lag, pixelated karfunkels and more teamkiilers! Woohoooo! But this all new to me, where did all these new players come from, I hardly see anyone I recognize anymore.

I will try and post more regularly, maybe I shouldn't, I know you guys can only handle so much of my diatribe before your eyes and heads explode! Stay Well My Brothers! Remember if you see me, red or blue I am always Blue

GOOD MORNING MOMs

Lol MARTIN, I know what u mean about weird players. When I pop into a game most of them leave, these noobs just dont have much of a stomach for battle, then when you hit them they cry and blame lag or say your cheating.

What's all this about DENTIN AND GENERAL wearing dresses. Don't believe me than look on the blacklist thread.

Davy Crockett wrote: GOOD MORNING MOMs

Lol MARTIN, I know what u mean about weird players. When I pop into a game most of them leave, these noobs just dont have much of a stomach for battle, then when you hit them they cry and blame lag or say your cheating.

What's all this about DENTIN AND GENERAL wearing dresses. Don't believe me than look on the blacklist thread.

Not just noobs! I just had a top 10 player ask me to play fair because i was dropping and defending outnumbered 6 to 2. They had sneakers and droppers, I had one hangar remaining and a wing commander who liked to drive the tank. All went according to plan, after 20 minutes most of the reds bailed, some blues showed up, and we got the victory.

Cricket wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: GOOD MORNING MOMs

Lol MARTIN, I know what u mean about weird players. When I pop into a game most of them leave, these noobs just dont have much of a stomach for battle, then when you hit them they cry and blame lag or say your cheating.

What's all this about DENTIN AND GENERAL wearing dresses. Don't believe me than look on the blacklist thread.

Not just noobs! I just had a top 10 player ask me to play fair because i was dropping and defending outnumbered 6 to 2. They had sneakers and droppers, I had one hangar remaining and a wing commander who liked to drive the tank. All went according to plan, after 20 minutes most of the reds bailed, some blues showed up, and we got the victory.

Lol i had a phone call:)

Cricket wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: GOOD MORNING MOMs

Lol MARTIN, I know what u mean about weird players. When I pop into a game most of them leave, these noobs just dont have much of a stomach for battle, then when you hit them they cry and blame lag or say your cheating.

What's all this about DENTIN AND GENERAL wearing dresses. Don't believe me than look on the blacklist thread.

Not just noobs! I just had a top 10 player ask me to play fair because i was dropping and defending outnumbered 6 to 2. They had sneakers and droppers, I had one hangar remaining and a wing commander who liked to drive the tank. All went according to plan, after 20 minutes most of the reds bailed, some blues showed up, and we got the victory.

See Cricket your so edge and forward thinking!!! I mean really drop and staying back to defend lol. Dude you may want to go blacklist yourself again!

If it helps you any.... Last night some player I have never seen before (a cute young man I am sure) named Ace_Amarican44 was trying to get everyone in game fired up over this or that... It got heated up a few times. Next thing you know he says my name is gay (we can still use that word right?) so I got really upset with him and said!!! I know thx..... Hummmm you cruzin?
Well I guess that was what he was after because before I could ask for his number he got off, or got himself off or whatever, but poor lil feller.....

Oh and by the way... Great Job at winning the game!!

Cricket wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: GOOD MORNING MOMs

Lol MARTIN, I know what u mean about weird players. When I pop into a game most of them leave, these noobs just dont have much of a stomach for battle, then when you hit them they cry and blame lag or say your cheating.

What's all this about DENTIN AND GENERAL wearing dresses. Don't believe me than look on the blacklist thread.

Not just noobs! I just had a top 10 player ask me to play fair because i was dropping and defending outnumbered 6 to 2. They had sneakers and droppers, I had one hangar remaining and a wing commander who liked to drive the tank. All went according to plan, after 20 minutes most of the reds bailed, some blues showed up, and we got the victory.

Nice! Did you ask him if you should stop shooting too?

KA5EY wrote: Mr. Muck...

Nice to get a game in with you.
Not nice your team won..
Nice to see you not lose connection...
Not nice to see you not lose connection....

Thanks
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Thanks Ka5EY was nice to get a game with you too, even nicer to not lose connection (for me) really enjoyed the few times I shot you down, did not enjoy you shooting me down, you do realise that in any games I am in, that is forbidden, it is only permitted in games I am not in, when I am not in them my head hurts now I must go and.....do something....what was it......

BrianC219 wrote:

Cricket wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: GOOD MORNING MOMs

Lol MARTIN, I know what u mean about weird players. When I pop into a game most of them leave, these noobs just dont have much of a stomach for battle, then when you hit them they cry and blame lag or say your cheating.

What's all this about DENTIN AND GENERAL wearing dresses. Don't believe me than look on the blacklist thread.

Not just noobs! I just had a top 10 player ask me to play fair because i was dropping and defending outnumbered 6 to 2. They had sneakers and droppers, I had one hangar remaining and a wing commander who liked to drive the tank. All went according to plan, after 20 minutes most of the reds bailed, some blues showed up, and we got the victory.

See Cricket your so edge and forward thinking!!! I mean really drop and staying back to defend lol. Dude you may want to go blacklist yourself again!

If it helps you any.... Last night some player I have never seen before (a cute young man I am sure) named Ace_Amarican44 was trying to get everyone in game fired up over this or that... It got heated up a few times. Next thing you know he says my name is gay (we can still use that word right?) so I got really upset with him and said!!! I know thx..... Hummmm you cruzin?
Well I guess that was what he was after because before I could ask for his number he got off, or got himself off or whatever, but poor lil feller.....

Oh and by the way... Great Job at winning the game!!

Brian are you still leading em astray on world chat, bad boy! Love it when i find you there!

Dent is gonna be pissed!

¥M4rtin¥ wrote: Dent is gonna be pissed!

Nah, he loves his fan club "The Dent Appreciation Society" I beieve this was their monthly outing.

Don't you just love the off the shoulder look...its so Mmmmm

Awww, I who put on my best looking red dress, and they missed to take me in the photo.


Wait a minute now...

if I'm not in the photo...

what was it I had to pay for?

They said they had taken a photo of me and that if I didn't pay they would call the cops

Edit: I now have the photo they were talking about.

There's something about a man in a red dress trying to show cleavage. Booyah. Heh heh