Jetboy wrote: Hello guys
Im just stopping by because id like to make an apology to traces of yak.
I was comming in to bomb the last hanger and I was about 1km from his base. Without thinking I shot him off the run way or sqawn killed him. Cricket was somewhere high in the sky about to take our last ywo hangers and I think I was already smoking so the pressure was on. My game name is [R]Spitfire. I dont know if he will see this or not so if one of yall can pass this to him, id much apretieacte that, thank yall. Once again sorry yak. Please forgive me. See yall in the sky!!!!

Hi jet,if you were coming in with a bomb that's not spawnkilling everybody does that,so don't worry about it.

SHAME ON YOU JETBOY, PLEASE BAN YOURSELF FOR 5 FULL MINUTES

Jet boy you did nothing wrong, when you are on a bombing run you shoot anything that moves and i do mean anything, mechanics, cooks, office workers, IF THEY ARE NEAR THE RUNWAY I SHOOT EM

I really like the fact that you were worried about it, you did good. The only thing I can add is that after bombing you simply turn around and head home.

Take care JETBOY

Well I was just worried, cause he shot me down and I said "so close" and then he was like "so you think spawn killings ok?" So I dont know if he was gonna report me or not.....

I HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE TOP 100!

Howdy guys
let me talk about the weather for a minute, its been so cold for so long around here that the other day I was out on a lake ice fishing " a sport I usually don't partake in because you have to poop in your paints just to have a warm place to sit" so anyway the ice thickness was about 27 inches, and the next 10 days are going 2 have sub zero temperatures
they say you could drive a tank across a lake with that thickness of ice but I left my diesel on the shoreline.
Dent time to bring one of those HOT RED DRESS to Wisconsin and heat things up a bit, all put a garter belt on my best looking sheep and if things don't get HOT then, we are all in trouble hee hee

You asked for drama, you got it! I'm old and forgot who asked , but someone did. Thetrolloftrolls declared war on M.O.M.! He yelled EXTERMINATE, and I pooped my pants. I wasn't scared, I'm just old. Never trust a fart after 40! So we are at war. He's a good pilot and superb shit talker. No mercy, no quarter! Unless it is nap time...

TXLAWMAN wrote: You asked for drama, you got it! I'm old and forgot who asked , but someone did. Thetrolloftrolls declared war on M.O.M.! He yelled EXTERMINATE, and I pooped my pants. I wasn't scared, I'm just old. Never trust a fart after 40! So we are at war. He's a good pilot and superb shit talker. No mercy, no quarter! Unless it is nap time...

They can talk all they want, I only understand a few words of English ...
But I speak the language of the lead very well ....
There will be fun ....
It was time for something to happen!
LET'S ATTACK!!!!!

LOL
LOL
LOL

PS. Do not wake the sleeping giant ...

kman wrote: Howdy guys
let me talk about the weather for a minute, its been so cold for so long around here that the other day I was out on a lake ice fishing " a sport I usually don't partake in because you have to poop in your paints just to have a warm place to sit" so anyway the ice thickness was about 27 inches, and the next 10 days are going 2 have sub zero temperatures
they say you could drive a tank across a lake with that thickness of ice but I left my diesel on the shoreline.
Dent time to bring one of those HOT RED DRESS to Wisconsin and heat things up a bit, all put a garter belt on my best looking sheep and if things don't get HOT then, we are all in trouble hee hee

5" of solid ice should be enough to drive a truck on. So if I hade 27" of solid ice I wouldn't be ice fishing, I would take the truck on the ice and drift all day long.(if you don't have a snow depth that wont let you) They can freeze their asses if they like I would be skidding in the warm truck with a smile from ear to ear.

Belated congratulations to Lou Sassol and Frank Baracca, the newest M.O.M MORAFs! (newest I'm aware of, anyway!)

Well done, guys! If you missed the post a couple pages back, Paolo has also cracked into the Top Hunnert, bringing the M.O.M count to 35 of 100! That's well over triple the next nearest squad. Woo + hoo =...uh...I suck at math.

Custom M.O.M MORAF banners for Jazhonky, Lou and Frank (and banners for our current batch of new M.O.Ms) will be forthcoming soon.

kman wrote: Howdy guys
let me talk about the weather for a minute, its been so cold for so long around here that the other day I was out on a lake ice fishing " a sport I usually don't partake in because you have to poop in your paints just to have a warm place to sit" so anyway the ice thickness was about 27 inches, and the next 10 days are going 2 have sub zero temperatures
they say you could drive a tank across a lake with that thickness of ice but I left my diesel on the shoreline.
Dent time to bring one of those HOT RED DRESS to Wisconsin and heat things up a bit, all put a garter belt on my best looking sheep and if things don't get HOT then, we are all in trouble hee hee

There's enough room in this Dress for 2, That'll melt 30 inches of ice.....

Gizmo541 wrote:

Jetboy wrote: Hello guys
Im just stopping by because id like to make an apology to traces of yak.
I was comming in to bomb the last hanger and I was about 1km from his base. Without thinking I shot him off the run way or sqawn killed him. Cricket was somewhere high in the sky about to take our last ywo hangers and I think I was already smoking so the pressure was on. My game name is [R]Spitfire. I dont know if he will see this or not so if one of yall can pass this to him, id much apretieacte that, thank yall. Once again sorry yak. Please forgive me. See yall in the sky!!!!

Hi jet,if you were coming in with a bomb that's not spawnkilling everybody does that,so don't worry about it.

Hey......
Yes i was lil bit peeved....ok....lil tad peeved....since i just got repawned and not moved...
Yeah it was in the heat of the moment...being already outnumbered and all and getting shot down on the runway on the spot..
NO...Not everyone does it..
I don't spawnkill even with a Bomb on a bombing run....unless they encourage it from me....dido..
Nah!..Im over it....theres nothing to forgive but hey Thanks [R]Spitfire for the post.
No grudge held from me spit if u read this post.

LOL DENT I'm in
If u feel something long and firm its my side arm...
REALLY REALLY

THAT PLACE LOOKS AWSOME TXLAWMAN!!!!!

HEY ALL JUST POPPING IN TO WARN ABOUT A GUY BY THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS, DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW HIM, BUT IT MADE ME LEAVE A GAME DUE TO HIS ARROGANCE!!!!! SO THIS GUYS REPEATED SPAWN KILLED ME ABOUT 6 TIMES JUST IN ONE GAME. SO. WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT THAT HE SAID MOMS AND MISFITS WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF COMPLAINING BITCHES, AMONG THE OTHER THINGS HE WAS SAYING ABOUT MOMS AND MISFITS THIS GUY WAS NASTY!!!!!!! { sorry about. Using the B word! no disrespect to the ladies of the squad}, NOW MIND YOU THAT THERE WERE NO MOMS IN GAME, I WAS ONLY MISFIT, SO I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GENTS, OR LADIES HAD AN ISSUE WITH THIS DOOSH PREVIOUSLY??!! I AM RESPECTFULLY REQUESTING A HIT ON THIS GUY JUST FOR HIS DISRESPECT TO GOOD PEOPLE HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW, IN MY OPINION THIS GUY NEEDS A LEAD BEATING, HE WAS TALKING BAD BAD BAD!!! I WOULDN'T COME INTO YOUR THREAD AND POST LIKE THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, NORMALLY I WOULD JUST LEAVE THE GAME FIGURING THIS PERSON WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED, OK WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO BAD DAYS, BUT REALLY!!!! MOMS I WOULDN'T WASTE MY TIME POSTING THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH, I HOPE YOU CAN ASSIST!!!

RESPECTFULLY,
PISTOLPETE59 aka [M]yNuts
HAVE A BANDIT DAY!!!

kman wrote: LOL DENT I'm in
If u feel something long and firm its my side arm...
REALLY REALLY

Likewise, I just fired my .380, it'll be warm too.....

Good morning MOMs.

Thank you PISTOL for the heads up on this guy. We will looking for him.

Hi DENT how are you. Any pretty dresses today or is it to cold. Lol lol

A friend of mine asked me when I started wearing a BRA, I told him since my wife found it in the glove compartment of the car lol lol

Pistolpete59 wrote: HEY ALL JUST POPPING IN TO WARN ABOUT A GUY BY THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS, DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW HIM, BUT IT MADE ME LEAVE A GAME DUE TO HIS ARROGANCE!!!!! SO THIS GUYS REPEATED SPAWN KILLED ME ABOUT 6 TIMES JUST IN ONE GAME. SO. WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT THAT HE SAID MOMS AND MISFITS WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF COMPLAINING BITCHES, AMONG THE OTHER THINGS HE WAS SAYING ABOUT MOMS AND MISFITS THIS GUY WAS NASTY!!!!!!! { sorry about. Using the B word! no disrespect to the ladies of the squad}, NOW MIND YOU THAT THERE WERE NO MOMS IN GAME, I WAS ONLY MISFIT, SO I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GENTS, OR LADIES HAD AN ISSUE WITH THIS DOOSH PREVIOUSLY??!! I AM RESPECTFULLY REQUESTING A HIT ON THIS GUY JUST FOR HIS DISRESPECT TO GOOD PEOPLE HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW, IN MY OPINION THIS GUY NEEDS A LEAD BEATING, HE WAS TALKING BAD BAD BAD!!! I WOULDN'T COME INTO YOUR THREAD AND POST LIKE THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, NORMALLY I WOULD JUST LEAVE THE GAME FIGURING THIS PERSON WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED, OK WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO BAD DAYS, BUT REALLY!!!! MOMS I WOULDN'T WASTE MY TIME POSTING THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH, I HOPE YOU CAN ASSIST!!!

RESPECTFULLY,
PISTOLPETE59 aka [M]yNuts
HAVE A BANDIT DAY!!!

Thanks for the post MyNuts,
but maybe you were talking to a child, an ill-mannered child.
Now, thinks the MOM to spank him!

PS.I do not know why, but the translator of google, does not work well with YOU, MyNuts! LOL

Wigbomb wrote: Belated congratulations to Lou Sassol and Frank Baracca, the newest M.O.M MORAFs! (newest I'm aware of, anyway!)

Well done, guys! If you missed the post a couple pages back, Paolo has also cracked into the Top Hunnert, bringing the M.O.M count to 35 of 100! That's well over triple the next nearest squad. Woo + hoo =...uh...I suck at math.

Custom M.O.M MORAF banners for Jazhonky, Lou and Frank (and banners for our current batch of new M.O.Ms) will be forthcoming soon.

Thanks Boss!
I can not wait to have my new SUPERBANNER! lol

P.S. Otherwise, what would have become moraf to do???


Ciao Rick!

Pardon my intrusion but I would just like to report on your fellow pilot, or I should say tank driver Jazhonkey. Last night I find myself in a BTC game with ReidxXxxXx and TheOnlySoos as reds, getting my tail handed to me needless to say. Out of the umpteen times I was shot down I think I got Reid once. One time I was downed I climbed into my tank and lobbed a dart in Reid's general direction and boom! That's right! I shot down his plane with my tank! Oh yeah I was feeling pretty proud. Well my spanking continued as before and I was getting pretty sore when Reid mentioned he had to go. I was sad to see him go but welcomed the needed break I so desperately needed. To my shegrin all that did was open the door for another MoRAF.
enter: Jazhonkey dressed in red
The next few minutes Sgt. York, scoutll, I, and others trade fire with the reds. Jazhonkey gets shot down, tanks, and fires in my direction. Bang! He knocks me out of the sky. As I am typing in "ns jaz" I also see the text "scoutll has been brought down by jazhonkey". I am impressed. So I say "is that 2?". Jaz responds "3", "lol". Wow, 3 planes by tank! Crazy! The game continues and next time I see Jaz in a tank I think "I'm gonna fly real low to the ground and put the odds in my favor". Wrong! "you have been brought down by jazhonkey". Sheesh! 4 tank kills! Nice work Jaz! This is getting sickening, but pretty good game none the less. So good I lost track of the low fuel warnings I had been getting. I get on a good roll and take out a few reds, Jaz and Soos among them. As I continue toward their carrier I see on radar that one of them is tanking pretty close to our carrier but quite a distance behind me. So I sweep my finger across the screen to glance back and can barely see a muzzle flash from Jaz's tank. I think "oh no you don't, not my boat", and as I just tilt my tab to engage KABLOOEY! "you have been brought down by jazhonkey". OMG.
Sorry, I don't know how the game ended. But the last thing I saw before my battery died was Jazhonkey tank duelling with York or scoutll. I tried to engage but as I fired off a few rounds my plane goes Braaaap Braap Brap Brap cough cough (decending whistle)
bware out

Howdy all, been awhile...I think since not before Christmas. This thing called Real Life keeps happening...

Congratulations to all the new MORAFs - well deserved.

Mods - was just in a game with a player named "Heil Hitlerr" (2 r's), so y'all might want to have a word with the kid.

Gizmo541 wrote:

Gizmo541 wrote:

Gizmo541 wrote: Hi guys,you really are the best,me my wife and daughter cant thank you enough it's been an amazing experience,
So here are the photos I promised,thanks to all of you.

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My, my my, what a cutie pie!

Is it just me or is there a resemblance here??

bellsaj wrote:

kman wrote: Howdy guys
let me talk about the weather for a minute, its been so cold for so long around here that the other day I was out on a lake ice fishing " a sport I usually don't partake in because you have to poop in your paints just to have a warm place to sit" so anyway the ice thickness was about 27 inches, and the next 10 days are going 2 have sub zero temperatures
they say you could drive a tank across a lake with that thickness of ice but I left my diesel on the shoreline.
Dent time to bring one of those HOT RED DRESS to Wisconsin and heat things up a bit, all put a garter belt on my best looking sheep and if things don't get HOT then, we are all in trouble hee hee

5" of solid ice should be enough to drive a truck on. So if I hade 27" of solid ice I wouldn't be ice fishing, I would take the truck on the ice and drift all day long.(if you don't have a snow depth that wont let you) They can freeze their asses if they like I would be skidding in the warm truck with a smile from ear to ear.

Their were so many trucks snd ice shacks out there it looked like a small town, just about all of them were boozen :^) some of the " shacks " looked like campers with stoves, refrigerators, flat screen tv's and they fished right from inside!! HA so cool , if I were married thats what I'd have... u know to get away from the miss's :^)

Hey davy!! Well done my friend!!!

You can bet your life that I will perfect my dogfight now that I'm working on it, u had better watch out GEN, I am gunning for you.

I don't let anything defeat me in life, there is still things i need to figure out like how do u know when to fire when everything is going 1000 miles per hour and how do u keep your arms from getting sore. Lol I had u several times flashing by me and if I had known and fired I could have gotten you.

Thanks GEN. For the practice, I really did enjoy it.

Davy Crockett wrote: You can bet your life that I will perfect my dogfight now that I'm working on it, u had better watch out GEN, I am gunning for you.

I don't let anything defeat me in life, there is still things i need to figure out like how do u know when to fire when everything is going 1000 miles per hour and how do u keep your arms from getting sore. Lol I had u several times flashing by me and if I had known and fired I could have gotten you.

Thanks GEN. For the practice, I really did enjoy it.

well, as far as my arms not getting sore? My wife controls the phone during a chase. I just sit there and say "fire!" Or "turn left or right!"

I LOVE YOUR BANNER! MY DAD IS A TRUCKER SO I RELATE

Pistolpete59 wrote: HEY ALL JUST POPPING IN TO WARN ABOUT A GUY BY THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS, DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW HIM, BUT IT MADE ME LEAVE A GAME DUE TO HIS ARROGANCE!!!!! SO THIS GUYS REPEATED SPAWN KILLED ME ABOUT 6 TIMES JUST IN ONE GAME. SO. WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT THAT HE SAID MOMS AND MISFITS WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF COMPLAINING BITCHES, AMONG THE OTHER THINGS HE WAS SAYING ABOUT MOMS AND MISFITS THIS GUY WAS NASTY!!!!!!! { sorry about. Using the B word! no disrespect to the ladies of the squad}, NOW MIND YOU THAT THERE WERE NO MOMS IN GAME, I WAS ONLY MISFIT, SO I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU GENTS, OR LADIES HAD AN ISSUE WITH THIS DOOSH PREVIOUSLY??!! I AM RESPECTFULLY REQUESTING A HIT ON THIS GUY JUST FOR HIS DISRESPECT TO GOOD PEOPLE HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW, IN MY OPINION THIS GUY NEEDS A LEAD BEATING, HE WAS TALKING BAD BAD BAD!!! I WOULDN'T COME INTO YOUR THREAD AND POST LIKE THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH IT, NORMALLY I WOULD JUST LEAVE THE GAME FIGURING THIS PERSON WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED, OK WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO BAD DAYS, BUT REALLY!!!! MOMS I WOULDN'T WASTE MY TIME POSTING THIS IF I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH, I HOPE YOU CAN ASSIST!!!

RESPECTFULLY,
PISTOLPETE59 aka [M]yNuts
HAVE A BANDIT DAY!!!

That would be to do with me, Pete. This cocky little weasel has mouthed off to me every time I've played him. He lacks the skill to back up the smack-talk but that doesn't stop him...a mouthful of bullets, I've found, does. Hand him his face a dozen times and he'll almost always suck-quit.

An important distinction: Chuck Norris is a M.O.M, albeit a M.I.A. M.O.M. He's a great guy I wish we'd see more often. The snotty chimp you're describing is Chuck Norries. Be sure to ridicule him about not being able to spell, he loves that.

Thanks for the heads-up, Pistolero.