bellsaj wrote: Just checking in to see what you're up to.
We have 100 miles to go. I have been driving for 10 hours. Stopped to fill up the car.
Nursing and diaper change is done so now it's back on the road again.


Edit: pew it took 12 hours 15 minutes and the car is still running.

Be safe my friend!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!

Hey guys.

Just thought I'd stop in and say hello. Happy Christmas!

Cricket wrote:

HELLO MOMS, OLD ST. CRICK COMES BEARING GIFTS.

DAVY THEODORE CROCKETT, YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR, AND FOR THAT I GIVE TO YOU A USED COPY OF THE MIGHTY DUCKS ON VHS.

PARROTHEAD, HERE IS ONE OF BEACH BOYS MIKE LOVE'S OLD, DIRTY, AND CRUSTY HATS.

THANK YOU CRICKET, I'm crying now im so happy, I love my mighty ducks, sniffle.

MY MIGHTY DUCKS HAVE WON THE LAST 8 GAMES AND IN FIRST PLACE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOMS, from sunny calif. In Pasadena right now headed for central CALIF on the 27th.

I have to report myself for doing a spawnkilling from a tank no less. I feel so ashamed. PLURIBUS was a red and was just sitting on the runway while I was approaching in a tank. I kept yelling at my ipad PLURIBUS GET UP AND HELP YOUR TEAM, GET UP AND SHOOT ME, GET UPPPPPPP. Well he never got up and after everyone came into the living room to see what I was yelling at i made it to the red base and shot all the hangers. Well PLURIBUS was sitting there big and pretty in my sights. I had just played a game where he was blue and while I needed the help he did nothing so I was kinda frustrated. Imagine my delight when I took aim and fired, the plane rose about 10 feet into the air, flipped and came crashing back down. He then said " nice sk Crockett " . While smiling i then shot the last hanger and left. I am sorry MOMS.

Mavrk12 wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Just checking in to see what you're up to.
We have 100 miles to go. I have been driving for 10 hours. Stopped to fill up the car.
Nursing and diaper change is done so now it's back on the road again.


Edit: pew it took 12 hours 15 minutes and the car is still running.

Be safe my friend!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!

Hope your travels are done safe and all is well!

Edit: Back when I was on the road for work. I used to use the big mouthed Gatorade bottles for number one (wasnt trying to imply anything by say "big" just logistically speaking the processes goes smoother). Now your idea with just using the diaper method really got me thinking, "how to keep inertia constant while utilizing some advanced form of, FLIP, STRIP, SWIPE, WIPE, and RE-LOAD." all with out so much of the loss, of .0000000001th of a second?

And then? It hit me!!!!

Bro!!!! You are on to some serious stuff here! Could you imagine how this would change every equation that we all have racked our brains over in school?

Teacher: Ok class, we have a car traveling from point (A) at rate of speed set at................ect.

Several raised hands go up.

Student: Now, will we be assuming that the driver, of course will be utilizing the "TinkerBell F.S.S.W.R-L Method"? Or do we have to try and figure out how they did it way back in the olden days by like stopping and stuff? Cause I can not find any help from my data scan?


Dang Tink they might even write movie's like "Goodwill Hunting" about you! We need to get with Doc and BlüE MäX to see if their are any other methods that they might use. Keep it to your self but, maybe even cut them in on it if they bring some good ideas to the table........ Your mind is worth millions muhh trillions muhhhaahhh killzillionz muhhhaahhh-ahhhahhh (coughing choking gasping for air) lol

Just messin have a Very Merry Christmas!

Goodwill Hunting one of my all time favorite movies! Might just go watch it again for about the 100th time!

Davy,

Stay safe and smooch the mrs for me.

By the way... Spawnkilling happens at the moment of spawn or maybe even a few seconds after. NOT after the plane has spawned and sat idle with a whining bitch in it for 10 minutes. No guilt should be experienced on your part. I would have spared the last hangar and blasted the burning plane until a functioning red took me out.

Post of the day Gary!!!!

ParrotHead wrote: Davy,

Stay safe and smooch the mrs for me.

By the way... Spawnkilling happens at the moment of spawn or maybe even a few seconds after. NOT after the plane has spawned and sat idle with a whining bitch in it for 10 minutes. No guilt should be experienced on your part. I would have spared the last hangar and blasted the burning plane until a functioning red took me out.

Lol, I told the wife, her comment was "ohhhhh where is he" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I can assure you my guilt lasted for seconds only.

I must confess DC, now that you did.
I had pluri in blue sitting on the runway while I fought the reds off. Got shot down, respwaned, toom off, did a u turn, dropped my bomb, typed ooops and kaboom I blew up Pluri. The ooops hit the screen before the bomb hit Pluri

I asked the missus what she was doing.

-I'm watching a movie.

What movie I asked.

-it's about a mans wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track and chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Oh, that sounds like a good movie.

-it's Finding Nemo

Martin it works your the man. It looks great thank you to you and to wig for the banner your both great guys

Update: on day five

First things first! I truly can not express how much gratitude that I have for everyone of you that said something, dropped a thank you, sent a PM, took the time to share your story, bowed out of a game because maybe the thought of my sanity suddenly struck you as being more important then a easy high KDR from me. Or for any thoughts or just thinking good vibes! Really I can not say Thank you enough!

Ok so now here I am on day five. The words of encouragement have ran thru my mind none stop! I am hoping this all sounds right, because I am just writing and trying to get it all out, so not stopping the flow.

In the past, all smokers hear crap about it all-day every day. Dirty looks, smug remarks and on an on. It truly never ends, and be mindful when approaching a smoker that has gone with out one for awhile.
Like after a long flight. It is hard to understand for some I am sure. It is like, putting your own life in their hands when they are after that fix. Seriously! Walking to your car in a parking garage filled with car exhaust however you decide to take the time to wave your hands around in a manner that you are acting out some nightmare of drowning to the hearing impaired. Walk thru the cloud of billowing from the guy that just got done running that last quarter mile thru that smoke free airport you sweet little ass was just in blocking him from making it to the exit (twice) so now your doing that arm waving crap until he wipes the stinging sweet from his eyes. As he is using two hands to try and steady that one little "slice" of heaven to his lifeless lips!! Yah that frickin bad! Not saying anyone should have to sit and have smoke blown in their face, just saying be carful when it looks dangerous, it might be a 100 times more dangerous then you realize. It is a drug.......

Ok sorry but that just took me back a bit. Lol

Back to day five......focus.....
The Chanix is defiantly starting to take effect, and the descriptions that I read here of some thing's to watch for have been dead on and priceless!!

As I was thinking about all the cool words of encouragement, it dawned on me that I really am starting to feel a sense that this is going to work this time. It occurred to me that this process of putting myself out there or here on forum has allowed me to really take in what was being said to me and given me that time to chew on it mentally so I can process it better, and also to go back and read things over to help it set in.

The things that I am noticing are, as they were stated with your bodies reaction to the fix. I think it is shutting down the receptors that send out the craving signals. Then the process of having a smoke calms my brain because that is what it is used to.
However the signals for needing a smoke are more frequent right now, not so much of a craving, more like my body is not knowing what to do, so better grab a smoke and take five to think about it.... Hard to explain.

The after taste in my mouth has become horrible, but then again brain sends off a signal saying "huh what's up....? Maybe just go grab a smoke and think about it? Whatever it is you were thinking about!!" Lol really I have started to catch myself with that thought running exactly like that thru my head several times.

My body is also physically putting off some kind of a oil. Again kind of hard to put into words, but the water bill is going to be thru the roof because I constantly feel oily or sweaty or that funky feeling you get after swimming in salt water and throwing your "work" cloths back on. Well some of that might of been a little bit a guilt.......pshhhh lol So jumping in the shower a few extra times a day to get rid of that feeling. I don't know if it really there or just like the eeebie-jeeeahbees?

My temper? Bahhahhahha!!!!!
WELL HELLO PSYCHOPATH!

And I am not even kidding! Had to take a few deep breaths just thinking about it, really!
This is the toughest so far, and no one around me other than right here right now knows anything about what I am trying to do. I really am at that point of trying what ever it takes. I have tried before so many times, but my gut or GOD is telling me to do it this way! Even just right now the feeling of "BAM YOUR ON THE RIGHT TRACK" hit me square in the chest. But then again if I read the pamphlet it may say something about staying off web forums due to uncontrollable "bam in the chest feeling's"..... Lol

Well I really have been wanting to get something put down as a show of how I am doing, but really to show the level of appreciation I have for the kind word's and any little things that have helped whether I have known about them or not, they are helping.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

I have been thinking about doing a Do's and Don'ts while trying to quit smoking! Because I really have had some strange and funny situation pop up in the last few days.

If I remember right your body shouldn't be feeling any abstinence from the nicotine any more. After day 3 it should "ONLY" be the bad habit to fight.
But fighting the mind isn't an easy task. Hang in there.
Proud of you my friend.

Brian,

Sorry I dropped out of that ffa game - got a call. Man I hate that! I don't smoke, at least not cigarettes. Briskets, ribs, chicken, something else altogether! I admire your courage to post your thoughts and feelings as you go through with quitting, in fact I think it's pretty frickin awesome!

Hey MORAF, I'm coming!
Today I've got level 30, and now, the task for the holidays ...:
- Rico, prepare my black flag to put on Italy in the MOM's map.
- Rick, prepare my shiny new superMOMbanner!
- All others, to make cakes for the party!

LOL LOL LOL LOL


PS. ADORE ALL YOU DOGFIGHT PLAYERS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!

I have a complaint about 2 people blue max and davy they r killing me WAY too much please talk to them about animal abuse thank u
lol

Here Kitty, kitty!

Frank_Baracca wrote:

Hey MORAF, I'm coming!
Today I've got level 30, and now, the task for the holidays ...:
- Rico, prepare my black flag to put on Italy in the MOM's map.
- Rick, prepare my shiny new superMOMbanner!
- All others, to make cakes for the party!

LOL LOL LOL LOL


PS. ADORE ALL YOU DOGFIGHT PLAYERS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!

Mr. B, I hope it comes quick, and I hope I'm there to see it happen. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Well deserved.

BlueMaxYoung wrote: Here Kitty, kitty!

DITTO, DITTO, DITTO

A MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY MOMRADES. AND TOO ALL FRIENDS AND VISITORS FROM OTHER SQUADS





THE SMALL PRINT DISCLAIMER
the spirit of Christmas will not be recognised in the sky when I am behind you shredding your Yuletide ass

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR M.O.M's AND HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY'S

[M]Snake Plissken

Another M.O.M MORAF and another Top 100 M.O.M: Congratulations Jazhonky! That 35th splash of Xmas red on the roster looks mighty festive alongside your name, Michael...well done!

Awesome!!!! Congratulations Jaz!

Now do us a solid and explain that name of yours. Gotta be a story there.

Welcome to the herd!

Bopes I love your beard, it has the perfect touch for the holidays.

Merry Christmas to all my fellow MOM' s
Won't be playing tomorrow, can't be 'mean' on Christmas Day

As I put my first-ever-homemade-from-scratch-sweet-potato-pies, just like Mama makes, in the oven, I realize I am the reason the gods invented aprons. There's friggin sweet potato EVERYWHERE!

And before any of you give me sh!t about baking, a kitchenaide mixer classifies as a power tool, so bugger off!

Merry Christmas M.O.Ms!

Hello Friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL in Dogfight. As the song goes: "..Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, un prospero an~o y felicidad... I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart..."

Felipe.

Not sure if this'll work or not, but here's a video of my youngest from several years ago.

www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=46281579775