So this Religious guy is walking down a market street when a boy yells out " GET YOUR DAM FISH HERE" so the guy says to the boy " you shouldn't swear to sell your fish" the boy said " I didn't that's where I caught them, at the DAM" So the guy bought some fish , put them on kitchen table and said to his wife " please cook up these DAM fish for dinner" Wife said " what's gotten into you, you never swear" so he told her about the boy at the market selling DAM fish and she understood, when the family sat down for dinner the man said " please pass me the DAM FISH"
His son responded with " ARIGHT DAD!!! WAY TO LIGHTEN UP !

! NOW PASS ME THE 4UCKING POTATOES!!"
OH YES OUR BUDDY BELL IS 40 TODAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY ...

again Buddy