I have no clue what he's talking about.

That's why my PMs are secure. You want to talk...let me know and I'll pm YOU.
I haven't got time for constant HEAD/ANAL removable surgery.
If you are an ass...I'll get back to you....someday..in 2017 and give your head back.

Thanks guys !

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I have no clue what he's talking about.

That's why my PMs are secure. You want to talk...let me know and I'll pm YOU.
If you are an ass...I'll get back to you.

Thanks guys !

He's not lying about the ass part. He has got back to me before.

Good games today. I'm out for a bit. May get one or two in later.

Oh yea! Welcome new farts!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I have no clue what he's talking about.

That's why my PMs are secure. You want to talk...let me know and I'll pm YOU.
I haven't got time for constant HEAD/ANAL removable surgery.
If you are an ass...I'll get back to you....someday..in 2017 and give your head back.

Thanks guys !

Sorry for intruding but Paul i gotta pm you something.

Dixieconfederate wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I have no clue what he's talking about.

That's why my PMs are secure. You want to talk...let me know and I'll pm YOU.
I haven't got time for constant HEAD/ANAL removable surgery.
If you are an ass...I'll get back to you....someday..in 2017 and give your head back.

Thanks guys !

Sorry for intruding but Paul i gotta pm you something.

I hope your holding your breath! When you hear a loud "POP" sound, that means its out so you can continue breathing!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I have no clue what he's talking about.

That's why my PMs are secure. You want to talk...let me know and I'll pm YOU.
I haven't got time for constant HEAD/ANAL removable surgery.
If you are an ass...I'll get back to you....someday..in 2017 and give your head back.

Thanks guys !

Paul is like The Phantom.
You don't find him, HE finds you

Pkg. should be in Sweden.

Giggles to my girl.

TX LAWMAN wrote: Glad to be officially aboard! I always knew I'd be a M.O.M. someday. I really hope I'm a good M.O.M.! I figured this was coming because my lead dispatcher baked me a cake out of the blue. Wig, I amazed at your ability to influence people...

Welcome to the house of disturbing ole farts Lawman! All the cake and sheep you can eat. Errr, don't eat the sheep. You can pet them but don't eat them unless muck says its ok. Btw Lawman, I'll be in your area on the 22nd of this month. So I'll need an escort, no not that kind of escort. I can't afford them. Haha. Anyways, congrats to you, poc, slevin, von len and joe. Welcome to M.O.M!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I have no clue what he's talking about.

That's why my PMs are secure. You want to talk...let me know and I'll pm YOU.
I haven't got time for constant HEAD/ANAL removable surgery.
If you are an ass...I'll get back to you....someday..in 2017 and give your head back.

Thanks guys !

Hey Paul, I think HD aka Hyperdrive is just butt hurt about something. He says he doesn't know or remember his pw so he can't pm you, which is a load of poopoo. Take it with a grain of salt, or beer, which ever you prefer. I had asked him to come to you about it and not thru anyone else if he has the cojones.

Welcome new MOMs. Joe you sure had a long wait, in fact I think you now hold the waiting record, enjoy.
As for the sheeps, I'm in charge of the sheeps, you have a problem with the sheeps.......well, that's your problem.
Mind you, that Pixie....well....she's outa my control, ask parrot, or max.

HD aka Hyperdrive, if you all recall, he's the one who started all this MOM killing stuff a short while back and I think he gees other wraiths along the same path, so I guess it's still kill on sight for him.

And Dent, will you stop walking on the runway in those heels, you're leaving potholes, my plane tripped up in one of them

Oh by the way, just so everyone knows we in the SC don't spen the rest of the month after voting drinking beer and watching tv, we've been conducting some genetic improvements.

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Hi, all! Been awhile for me on the forum. Just had a long battle delaying the inevitable with Lou Sassol, Zandor Hawke, then just Hawke for about another 30 minutes against 6. We had 2 hangars left, but held strong. Now I don't know that either z or myself made it far past the first ridge during that last run, but we bloodied the hell out of their noses as they kept rolling in.... Like a bunch of secret service agents at half price night at the strip club.

Oh man!!! Would you get a load of those handles... Ummm I mean horns. Nice stuff Muckers.

Pixie? Would you like to hear my Schultz impression?


HD... M.O.M.S.O.S... Got it.

And I thought Joe was already in?

Pixie likes your Schultz impression, she also likes the horns, says they'd look cool on a parrot.....I don't know where she gets these ideas from.

Far as I know Joe wasn't in but was waiting to come in and now he is in so he's not waiting anymore because he's.....in....so far as I know.

Can I shoot the sheep? I won't if they are the cool screaming sheep. Get some fainting goats too.

Thank you so much guys, I've really been waiting for this. So cool to finally be a MOM! Now I can fly with the sacred MOM tag. See you guys in the skies. Go MOM. Congrats to the other new MOMs as well.

Welcome Joe,
Look forward to seeing you and the other new MOM's in game

Pixies friend arrived today
Tuva sends her love.




Thank you Paul.
The card brought tears to my eyes.
Love you Mr. Magic

Way to be PAUL
THIER IS HOPE FOR HUMANITY
BELL SHE KEEPS GETTING PRETTYER
GROW YOUR HAIR LONG NOW BUDDY, SHE'LL HAVE YOU PULLING IT OUT LATER... GIVE IT 13 YEARS OR SO

I do so enjoy seeing posts from new M.O.Ms and having the instincts of the squad, the sponsors (great eye for talent MaX, GHOSTRIDER, RIC0, Yak) and the Star Chamber reaffirmed. You rooks are already happy additions to the banter mix here.

We've heard from Hospitaller, he's officially in...welcome, Bill! We love the new blood but it's great to have a veteran Dogfighter joining the fold.

Bill, Gary, (5L3V1N) and Pat (Poc96)...drop me a note or a post and provide your city/state info so I can accurately roosterize the roster. Again, this goes for any M.O.M of any vintage who hasn't fleshed out his roster factoids.

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I know I've said this before, but...what's this "M.O.M hunting" business you're talking about? How can a squad that doesn't exist "hunt" M.O.Ms? Have you guys been into my Mescaline supply again? Dogfight is overflowing with one or two member low ranking non-squad squads that aren't even officially entered into the database. Forget these nonentities, there are serious threats to M.O.M out there, we need to keep our collective eye on the right ball and stop giving free PR to l'il fellers who just discovered that "if you type it in here it comes out there! Wowzers!"

These are the squads that worry me:

The Standard Poodles
122nd PHLEGM
Santa's HELLpers
The Diving Omelettes
The Goat Corp
The Cameron Diazes
Brotherhood of Taxidermy
Flying Tongue Rings
Rogue Frisbees
Match.com Brigade
Screaming Proctologists
Yogurts of Doom
1111th Sleeping Kitten Squad
I.U.D.
Demon Death Angels of My Little Brother

They're frightening enough individually, but imagine what'll happen if they form an "alliance". We'd be completely screwed and no amount of help from our brothers in The Black Eagles could save us.

Once we've dealt with these genuinely menacing threats we can worry about your other, less dangerous faux squads. Until then, focus M.O.Ms, focus. Our survival may well depend upon it. Remember, They are the predators, we are the prey.

--w--

Greetings people of Earth ...take me to your leader ! .... Oops wrong speech, hello pilots of M.O.M. , thanks for the opprotunity to fly with u guys under the MOM banner. I knew u guys were the right squad for me dont stop thinking about tomorrow dont stop thinking about today . Wait dang it fleetwood mac playing in the back round disregard that part. Seiously i am a fireman from chicago area and have been on Df for about a year. And i can see by all the pists you guys are the most serious bunch ive ever known. Now lets go kill somebody. Thanks. Pat

That should have said posts . Dang i phone and their small letters. Its a conspiracy i say ! A conspiracy against those of us afflicted with large fingers. Please donate today to the people with fat fingers diabilities fund. Your contributions are tax deductible . Please check with your accountant on that.

I only quoted a portion of your post..... it was a looooooooooonnnngggggg onnnnnnnnneeeeeee with a nude pic.

Muck say's, "And Dent, will you stop walking on the runway in those heels, you're leaving potholes, my plane tripped up in one of them "



So are are you saying I need 2 mirror's side by side to see my whole self.... Are you saying the runway is soft and I'm heavy? ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT. And all this time I thought the nickname LardAss was sexy...... Love You Muck.......

I wouldn't say fat, but you know those killer heels of yours aint kind to the tarmac.

And for God's sake put the dress back on Dent. Your gonna make the [BB]s crash and burn.

bellsaj wrote: I wouldn't say fat, but you know those killer heels of yours aint kind to the tarmac.

And for God's sake put the dress back on Dent. Your gonna make the [BB]s crash and burn.

LMAO,,,, Ohhhhh Now I owe you big time......LMAO

Gosh DENT, is this really you, my goodness what beautiful legs you have.

OK OK I TAKE IT BACK... THERE'S NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY! !!

bellsaj wrote: I wouldn't say fat, but you know those killer heels of yours aint kind to the tarmac.

And for God's sake put the dress back on Dent. Your gonna make the [BB]s crash and burn.

I gotta be honest, I really don't look quite that good. I fit in somewhere between that and a sumo wrestler... Maybe I need 4 mirror's....

I see I'm in my work shoes....

Welcome to all you new MOMs....please be patient as the overhead departments sort out your paperwork and tax forms...and yes, cake is a deductible expense. Also, hearty welcome back to MBello...glad to see you back in harness!

Did some of you newbies survive Popes welcome party? If so could you please help me to sight in my new machineguns. Theres a basket of fruits. Take one apple over your head and go to stand in front of that wall. This doesn't take long...