Blue Max Young wrote: Great game Yem. We almost pulled it out. Glad the one game I get was with you. Great game. Great tankin and bombing. They snuck the last one past me.
Yes that was a great game. I had the final tank shot flying in the air and flying true.......epic hang time........(YOU LOST) bam my round hits is mark two seconds to late.
When I came into this one I was on the otherside and saw Blue Max plus one. So did what any good wholesome MOM would do and made the fight to jump sides and help. When I came in we were down to 30 or 40% they were 100% and fully staffed with some key players like WTG and Panic. We soon dropped back to just Max and I with one hell of an uphill battle (especially because my ground crew was staffed with Evil Red guys loading my gun with cream puff bullets).
After many different stratagies getting put into play, Max and I got them down to 20% however we were at 10%. I end up in a tank (hate being in a tank) unfortunately out of range to land a shot. So now its evasive monuvering to try and stay alive......felt like an hour probably 45 seconds. Carrier fast approaching however coming back on the far side of the lake so I know I have a real small window of opportunity to get any shots in. "click boom" round down range, flying true.... Looks to be short.....but wait whats this? The carrier is at full power! Could it be? Hang time and more hang time (man I should of used this time to do my taxes, tick tock tick tock) KahhhhBooooooom we have a hit!!!
Now it is 10% to 10%! (I have no nails left) One EvilRed fast approaching! I zig I zag I did it with a woofal ball bag. Line back up, quickly make some adjustments form my movement and a guess at if there carrier has stayed straight or if it has made it thru the choke spot by the bridge and already turned to going out of range? "click boom" fire down range oooooohhhhh this is looking good! It is on the perfect path! We are about to win the un-winable game of a life time! (I can see it now there will be a parade for Max and Me. MOM's from all around the world will be carrying us on their shoulders, women..... Every were throwing their under-garments at us) man this is going to be good!! Shell still floating nice and true..........(
YOU LOST!! My round is now dropping in and on target.... With a finale hit......... Sorry but as I started to SEE RED I might have blacked out, because the next thing I know, I woke up this morning with the slow realization that their will be no parade or women's under-garment flying around.....
If you guys need me today I will be in Dentinhead dressing room. I am going to grab his/her under-garment, set them on the ceiling fan and crank it up on high until they fly off and slap me in the face.