Hey MoMs. Can yall reel in the BIRDY. Ever sense he leveled up Ive noticed a change in him...





I mean have you seen his quarters?
Then there's his as he calls it, His PIMPED RIDE...





Then there's the new bike...No it's not a Hog....




And the new short shorts... COME ON!!! Nobody wants to see that...



And one more thing... KEEP HIM OFF THE BEACH!!!.





PLEASE.....

Oh c'mon man... Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

(And I won't tell anyone about your tramp stamp)

ParrotHead wrote: Oh c'mon man... Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

(And I won't tell anyone about your tramp stamp)

Mine?
Who told you I have one?
Did they also tell you it's a tattoo of you, too?

Fixed it!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: DENT,

You mentioned the store......went this morning and put this on the register.
The sales staff can't stop laughing!

You can see Judy's note cards near top. It's a hobby/business for her.

Selling the store. Boats are being sold and won't need the wholesale prices anymore....or the headaches.

OMG Paul
I laughed so much I cried.
I'm at work and my colleagues probably think that I had a meltdown.
Love ya my friend.

Paul, this one would work well too-

Since I'm so high on MOMORAFdom, I'll brag a little more! I reached another milestone today. I went over 10k deads!

Oh, wait....

that's my pro rmk 800 summiting lolo pass on the Idaho / Montana border ,dragon 800

Is that u Snow B?
That pic looks kinda COOL!

snobumm1 wrote:

that's my pro rmk 800 summiting lolo pass on the Idaho / Montana border ,dragon 800

Now, If I could just get my house sold and get moved back out there.....

No more Island's thought's.... Need to get my @## back west....

Awesome PARROTMAN! Congratulations!

Dragon 08 wrote: Con Grats ParrotHead, well deserved

Yes yak thats me , and why i chose snow bumm . I semi pro rider and also a back country rider for can-am search and rescue

Bellsaj I feel lame posting this since there wasn't any high ranked players in the match but i remembered you saying you almost did it about a week ago. Just wanted to show you lol

Still isn't an easy task. Good job OhNo!
BJT was the one ruining it for me, shoting me from behind as I whent for a chute. It would have bin my 15-0 kill.

Hey Paul!
A...WOULD LIKE TO KNOW QUESTION?
That Awesome Boat of yours, NOW i know i've seen it before?
Now i remember it's from the movie....... STRIP TEASE. ( Demi Moore )
WOW!
Hummmm...Can someone back me up here?

ParrotHead wrote: Wigums,

Sorry for not warning ya, but that was an intentional bail. Mrs. Parrot stepped into the garage and busted me! I had to close up shop to maintain household equilibrium. I hope you got the last hangar, but at the rate the reds were pouring in, it would've a monumental task.

Well Gary, I was sorry to see you go, and yet...had you stayed I would certainly have had to relinquish half of the 121 kills that were the product of the following hour and change. That's an hour of my life I'll never get back. And yes, Zag (who dropped in to take your place as the only other blue) and I did eventually win. We couldn't have done it without you. And I couldn't have blown the time without the help of your wife. Next time tell her, "Wig will never get out of the house if I abandon him now!" It won't work but at least we'll know you tried.

This just in for M.O.M's Appleheads:

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CNET, Monday 9/9/13

iOS 7 - You can't have a new iPhone without new software, and iOS 7 is just that. The software's been available to developers in beta since June, and Apple is expected to give developers the "golden master" version of it. That's the same one that ships on Apple's new iPhone, and is likely to go out to the rest of the world as a free update a week or so after the event.

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"The event" is today's unveiling of the new iPhone 5C. Expected along with the phone is the new operating system, ios7. In the opinion of a certain Madriddler there will likely be no DF update for Apple until ios7 drops. Therefore, expect a bit more delay but there is some light at the end of the tunnel. Or, you could always seize this moment to jump from Apple to Windows 8. As an operating system it blows but for phantom kills it blows Apple and Android out of the joint.

--w--

yakuza wrote: Hey Paul!
A...WOULD LIKE TO KNOW QUESTION?
That Awesome Boat of yours, NOW i know i've seen it before?
Now i remember it's from the movie....... STRIP TEASE. ( Demi Moore )
WOW!
Hummmm...Can someone back me up here?

Close but no cigar...Paul's yatch "the big one" just a 152 footer


The boat in strip tease " big eagle" a puny 172 ft

My boat "Amanda Alex" a whopping 28 feet of love

Maybe I ought to change it to "the big Noushbag"

Right NOUSH.

I never charter or rent the boats out, it's too big of a headache.
I like yours. You can gunk-hole in yours. And parking is easier, too.

Hi guys. I'm back from a couple of weeks of... Not playing DF. I have been busy with studying and every now and then I feel like this game is getting too serious. I was playing today maby 10 minutes and met some Moms in game. I didn't remember how much fun it is. Even tough ktheo, zecke and samweb made me feel like yellow duck in circus shooting range.

How 'bout a round of MOMplause for newly minted MORAF EddieRickenbacker! And yes, I know I'm late to the party. Isn't this the club where the parties go on for weeks at a time? And the members suffer short term memory loss? I'm sorry, what was the question? Oh wait, don't tell me... Eddie... um... Albert? Nonono! Eddie Munster! I mean er uh 70's supergroup Eddie, Rick, and Bachman Turner Overdrive!!

Anyway, all kidding aside, we are proud that you're a M.O.M, Marshal of the Royal Air Force EddieVedder. But next time consider using the moniker of a real WW1 Ace. It's hard to hang onto these ridinkulous made up names.

Frank Baracca has submitted a request to join M.O.M... everyone peel an eye for him and steer him to Page 1 to apply.

Wig o matic .....chexk your mail

Hey friends.

Just to keep you updated I have took some time away from the game because worke called(nothing to do with the jimson weed).

We have had an aerial saw in town clearing the local power companies rights of way and had been taking care of a huge ammount of my time.

I appologise for my absence and will guarantee a return soon.

For those that have never seen it the aerial saw is a helocopter that has a hanging motor that powers around 10 circular saw blades that flys down the power lines side trimming trees. Neat sight.

Good games with those I got to play with. I was jonesing for a DF fix. Got to get my tookus to bed. 4 A.M. Comes fast. If I get a chance I will hit the forum tomorrow at work. I've been reading it but haven't had time to do any jibber jabbering. I'm getting in my groove now, so I will probably have some time to yak.

KA5EY wrote: Hey friends.

Just to keep you updated I have took some time away from the game because worke called(nothing to do with the jimson weed).

We have had an aerial saw in town clearing the local power companies rights of way and had been taking care of a huge ammount of my time.

I appologise for my absence and will guarantee a return soon.

For those that have never seen it the aerial saw is a helocopter that has a hanging motor that powers around 10 circular saw blades that flys down the power lines side trimming trees. Neat sight.

I'd like to see a picture of that saw.

I just looked at the #100
Must say I'm really happy to see that the top 4 is all M.O.Ms
Well done you guys.

No 1 the witted Wig
No 2 the big B himself
No 3 Martin the yoda master
No 4 DC now more then one

KA5EY wrote:

HOLY COW!!!

Why don't we fly a few of them around the desert? That would scare the Shiite right out of 'em. That's the stuff of nightmares KA5EY.

Blue Max Young wrote:

KA5EY wrote: Hey friends.

Just to keep you updated I have took some time away from the game because worke called(nothing to do with the jimson weed).

We have had an aerial saw in town clearing the local power companies rights of way and had been taking care of a huge ammount of my time.

I appologise for my absence and will guarantee a return soon.

For those that have never seen it the aerial saw is a helocopter that has a hanging motor that powers around 10 circular saw blades that flys down the power lines side trimming trees. Neat sight.

I'd like to see a picture of that saw.

Ill try to send more tomorrow. We are gonna be near the peaks of otter in VA. Right on the main road rte 43 going up there. It seems I can post pics taken from my blackberry so ill get some out tomorrow.