. Wigbomb wrote: Your attention, please, kids:
A former MOMrade has expressed the desire that we blow the dust off his old locker and free up some hangar space. Rob, aka snobumm, aka Black_star*, has decided he'd like to come home to M.O.M. I happen to know from our months of PM correspondence that he made that decision about 15-seconds after he left. He's taste tested several other squads, and good ones, I might add, but hasn't found anything that comes close to the perfect fit of this Band of BroMoFos. Rob is a social animal and M.O.M is the mean old ice cream social of Dogfight. I don't need to bother telling you about his skills or his affability in-game. (or his temper when he gets steamed! Gee...now who does that remind me of? Hmm.)
I told Rob I'd submit his request to both the Star Chamber and the squad at large. I don't recall the circumstances under which he left, I want everyone to have a chance to voice an opinion. When we induct a new M.O.M it's usually with near certainty that the entire squad will be pleased. Since there are some slightly extraordinary aspects to someone re-joining, I'm throwing Rob's request out to us all. Respond on the thread or via PM. If it's thumbs up he's that "mystery M.O.M" I mentioned on Sept 1st. I'll give it a few days, if there are no downward facing thumbs, we'll bake him a welcome home cake. Don't be surprised if he tries snowmobiling on it. Anything frosty makes his eyes roll back in his head.
(as a side-bar: I highly recommend you visit and contribute to Rob's honorary historical "squad", the 94th Fighter Squadron, a tribute to the famous WWI squad The 94th Aero Squadron that included Eddie Rickenbacker, Douglas Campbell and legendary Lafayette Escadrille member Raoul Lufbery, America's first real superstar Ace, albeit fighting for the French before US entry into the war. The thread is worth a look and your input/content is encouraged. More attention to WWI history is something I've always felt would benefit the DF forum.)
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As the MOM Official Historian I think I’m needed here to offer the correct light on the “re-application” of Snobumm1 aka Rob aka Black Star aka ????. There you see I almost gave away the juicy ending to the sensational succulent sordid story of Snobumm1. It all started way back in the 400 series of the MOM posts. MOM was transitioning from a happy go lucky don’t care about anyone else type of squad to a touchy feely squad that went out of our way not to offend anyone. I don’t know if this was more like the free love period of the 60s or more like the dark ages. I recall it more like the dark ages because although I was too young to participate in the 60s period of love I would like to think I would have enjoyed it. As opposed to this new-MOM attitude that quite frankly made me long for some 111th structure (well, not really, but I hope you get my point). Anyway, out of the haze emerged Snobumm1 asking what was the problem with some of the MOM pilots. Seems he got chat-sideways with some MOM pilots. I really saw it as kind of Snobumm1 displaying an old school MOM attitude butting heads with this new school MOM way of life. Well, of course, with the new touchy feely way the squad was acting no one got too upset and all was right with the world (if not the squad). But this really isn’t the point of the story because quite frankly this has all been very boring up to this point.
The real story here is that during this period of MOM there was one pilot noticeable missing from the MOM squad. One very vocal pilot and one that would not back down from a scrap. Also during this period of time there was a lot of discussion about alias accounts and flying under multiple accounts. Some were fine with it and some were against it. But I always thought it strange that Snobumm1 appears during this time and gravitated to the MOM thread. Well, anyway this aforementioned pilot returned to the threads around the time Snobumm1 dropped out and immediately ran into the new attitude of MOM. Ultimately he departed for another squad where he lives happily to this day. So how does this all fit you ask? Well, I don’t remember an application for Snobumm1 let alone a membership as Wig claims. Now I’m old and it’s quite possible that I’ve just forgotten but I prefer to believe that Snobumm1 was once a member of the squad under another name (it also moves this story forward)!
So, what name you ask? Simple…just take “Snobumm1” and take the ‘b’ and turn it around. Take the ‘o’ and leave it alone. Take the double ‘m’ and turn them sideways and squint a little until they turn into one letter. Then take the one ‘s’ and put it next to the ‘n’ and ‘u’ on top of each other. Then throw away the ‘1’ like that should never have been there. What’s that leave you – DOGSS! Yes, I believe Snobumm1 is really Dogss coming home under an alias name. Make sure you consider this when voting!
Oh, and of course, I’m fine with him.