Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: DAVYCRICKET,
I just talked with Judy. She said I can have a puppy. I told her...but, I want DAVY!
She said okay...you can name him DAVY.
I tried!
Uncle Paul
I am very unhappy to hear that. I have so many so many talents that the dog does not have.
I can mow your lawn
I am potty trained
I will sit in your lap
Not only will i chase your frisbee but i will throw it back to you
I am good at dishes
I do not whine or bark
I can play dogfight with you
If you have a real plane then i can fly it for you
I am a excellent electrician and plumber for your handy man needs
I will lie for you and offer you alibi s
I will not pee on your beautiful lawn
I give excellent massages (ask my wife)
I don't need shots
I have my medical through the veterans administration so you don't have to take me to the vet
If i do poop on the lawn i can clean it myself
I already have plenty of clothes
I do not slobber much (well sometimes)
You don't have to groom me unless you want to
I will or will not lick you (depending on what you prefer)(ps, face and hands only)
PLEASE ASK WIFE TO RECONSIDER. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.