dentinhead wrote:

k man wrote:

dentinhead wrote:

k man wrote: HOWDY GUYS country boy here is leaving the his 200 mile safety zone " 1st time in 15 years" and flying to Spokane , then making my way to northern Idaho .... WTH would make a home boy do that ? ... HELL NO NOT A WOMAN !!! a NEW Dodge Ram 3500 Dually u might ask " is it a D I E S E L? " ... but plz don't or you'll get the DIPPER AWARD .
HOPE you guys are able to enjoy the sumer , the days it hasn't rained that is...
like PH I've not been playin much, my game has been terrible anyway , well , I did just win a DF game, totally lucky I guess, by the way CHOCKS AWAY good game buddy take care guys . DIESEL

Just flew into spokane Friday. Now I'm in northern Idaho. Inlaws are on southern end of lake coeurdalene closer to Harrison Idaho
. We're heading back east Saturday. I don't want to go back Diesel. I love it out here. I'M moving back here sometime. House is for sale now. Where you picking that truck up? Sounds like we're going to be pretty close.....

Kellogg Idaho about 70 miles east of Spokane , I catch a plane out of MSP tomorrow morning, when I got out of the service I took my motorcycle through that part of the country till I hit the cost then headed down , I was going to do the outskirts of the US but changed my mind when I got close to the east cost.... wow yea that was 30 some years ago...

You flying Horizon Air? I miss working they're Dash 8's. Kellogg's is about 40 minutes away. Let me guess. Dave Smiths......

yup Dave Smith, they move a lot of Dodge Ram's, dang pretty country ! most of the residence look dirty poor that don't have a house or a mansion on a lake that is. I'm in the middle of North Dakota heading east it is flat flat flat oh yeah its boring too boring flat boring HEE HEE

Skunkoil wrote: Hey Davy,

I'm not overly offended since I'm not from Texas, (did go to college there) but did you realize your flag is upside down?
Are you in (more than your normal) distress?

For gosh sakes don't cry! Just remove the thumbtacks, (careful not to stab yourself during this part) and flip it so the red stripe is at the bottom and the white one on top. Don't change it left to right, just bottom to top. Now reinsert the thumbtacks -- careful to move your thumb first. Is this too confusing? I REALLY don't want to add anymore undue stress to your life, but feel it's imperative you do this quickly before Big Tex sees it.

See ya up there, Bud

You beat me to it Skunk! It's amazing how many people fly the flag upside down here in Texas. Red side down...or blood (red) always flows down.

On another topic...why isn't Skunk in MOM? Not really up on the past drama...maybe he was and left...maybe he's in another squad? I'm just thinking for the banner alone he should join.

Yeah I gave an invite to skunk a while back. The offer still stands skunk if your interested. Love to have you fly with MOM. Always good playing with you.

YES SKUNK NEEDS TO BE MOM, HES A KEEPER

PARROT-HEAD I LOVE PLAYING ON YOUR SIDE, HATE PLAYING AGAINST YOU, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE PAIRED UP WITH A COUPLE OF OTHER MOMS. YOU ARE TO GOOD.

SORRY ABOUT THE FLAG, IT JUST NEVER OCCURRED TO ME WHEN I HUNG IT IN MY OFFICE, LOL LOL. I GOT SKUNKED.

just stay down wind

Blue Max Young wrote: Yeah I gave an invite to skunk a while back. The offer still stands skunk if your interested. Love to have you fly with MOM. Always good playing with you.

I did the same... He's ignoring me.

Home early today. I'm headed in for a game or 2 before the wife gets home if any one wants to join me.

Good games Max. Sniper. The first time I wanted a rule 11 in a btb fine work, I didn't sit down once

Yeah, I learned not to take max head on long time ago...but then you can't get him in a chase either...its a loose loose so I try to distract him with text but that hardly works too...so I do like Davy and cry for a little bit

Bit out out of touch with the thread and way too many pages to go through, think my brain might melt if I tried.
But I have gleaned we have 2 more morafs. So congratulations to Legend and McCudden well done those chaps!

Captain Noushbag wrote: Yeah, I learned not to take max head on long time ago...but then you can't get him in a chase either...its a loose loose so I try to distract him with text but that hardly works too...so I do like Davy and cry for a little bit

I thought maybe chatting about beautiful Boxer dogs and Great Danes but it seemed too much multi tasking at the time. I thought Max pulled those head on, then spirally wiggly turns approach a few times. Maybe not? God I kept falling like flakes of failure. I nearly gave up to dig out my crayons.

Dang it Mäx I wont be able to sit for a week aftet the whopping you gave me.
I'll just do like DC and cry for a bit.
Maybe when I sober up I may learn something frm tonight, but so far I just feel the pain in my a**

Well if its any consolation i had my ass handed to me a couple of times today. Bricksalvage and I took a good whooping in one. Just the 2 Vs 6. We gave one out in another though. We held off for a while but took a good pounding in the end.

Noticing a lot of guys baling out. When they start losing they leave. The game starts even then they wuss out when it turns south and its one sided again. Lame, lame, lame. You can't win them all fellas. Hang out and take the good with the bad.

Who the hell is this faux beanboy?



Sorry PH and bean I lost conn in that last one we were in together and couldn't make it back in.

Flyingmuck wrote: Bit out out of touch with the thread and way too many pages to go through, think my brain might melt if I tried.
But I have gleaned we have 2 more morafs. So congratulations to Legend and McCudden well done those chaps!

Actually 3 Muck. McCudden, Legend, & Fire Fox 1.

Captain Noushbag wrote: Just letting y'all know, I've adapted the once fussed about DIESELs policy and will Noush you without warning in all FFAs. Rule 11 is a joke, as clearly stated under rule 6. Too many MOMs in FFAs to just sit there and fiddle fart, waiting for someone else to show up and actually makes it more work to avoid shooting a MOM down whilst chasing some poor bogey. Bonus: take me down for a game of get the Noush...still hasn't happened yet

now NAUSH , this is what DIESEL JR would say to me if I had just made that statement " and a dim bulb brightens" now you can tilt your head down slightly and raze one eyebrow,that's what I do and he makes a v line for his bedroom
yes that rule 11 thing still has me spooked ...

I never mind ditching Rule 11. I just like to know when it has been done, before I get shot by a MOM. I will fly away then bam I'm dead with no warning. That's when I figure out we aren't using Rule 11. like you say to many MOMs in some DFs.

PH sorted this one. Rule 11 in a FFA is automatically active. You have to announce PHECKIT! to start feeding the rat.

Here's a poem/rhyme is wrote a while ago.....

The flowing waters of all the streams,
From the highest points just a steady flow,
Till, one by one thy form our seas,
A tranquil journey indeed it seems.

Watching stars, watching us,
they show no hate, anger or greed,
You see, we are part of a complex map
And like the stars, we were once a seed.

You watch your friends and lovers grow,
Painting their picture on a chosen road,
On, and on, and on they go,
Around the corner, they do not know.

For you and I it's plain to see,
That finally, at journeys end,
Like the streams, a steady,
I think the rest, you will know.

Blue Max Young wrote: Who the hell is this faux beanboy?

Sorry PH and bean I lost conn in that last one we were in together and couldn't make it back in.

Bean's here tonight. He says its a tranny...

We ended up winning it, btw

Blue Max Young wrote: Well if its any consolation i had my ass handed to me a couple of times today. Bricksalvage and I took a good whooping in one. Just the 2 Vs 6. We gave one out in another though. We held off for a while but took a good pounding in the end.

Noticing a lot of guys baling out. When they start losing they leave. The game starts even then they wuss out when it turns south and its one sided again. Lame, lame, lame. You can't win them all fellas. Hang out and take the good with the bad.

I did a job for a retired gal recently widowed. When I fiinished the work she offered me the contents of her late husbands shed. Tools galore, then bits, then a bag full of his Y fronts! We looked at each other and she said.. Well Simon, you have to take the rough with the smooth. Lmao.

question is....did you risk hurting her feelings, or did you take them with a smile and a gracious thank you.


And if you did take them......well I'm sure we would love to know!!!!

Thank you Max, I stand corrected. Congratulations also then to Firefox1.

So one day all MOMs shall be as MORAF's and all MORAF's shall be as MOMs. So it is writ in the sagas of Dogfight, so it shall be.
And every bard of every squadland shall sing of the heroic MORAF's of MOM.

Wazzup y'all? Sorry I haven't posted (or played) much. Had a nice little duel with Uncle Ruckus last night though. it was ffa and one of the rare instances where the whacked out new server thingy worked to our advantage. We had the whole game to ourselves for quite awhile. That's fun when you have a worthy opponent like the uncle.

Congrats to Firefox!

Chocks Away wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Well if its any consolation i....

I did a job for a retired gal recently widowed. When I fiinished the work she offered me the contents of her late husbands shed. Tools galore, then bits, then a bag full of his Y fronts.......

And what did Mr.Chocks do with those Y fronts? Warning, open at your own risk. The following image maybe permanently burned into your memory

Glad to hear my ole buddy fox made MORAF, fox, along w wig invited me to mom, so im happy for the ole chap.


Noush, is that Sean Connery in the v fronts? Looks like him, only he could make that look bada$$.

Had great games with Davy and Allen, seems the only time i have more than 2 or 3 kills in a game is on weekend mornings w mr. Crokett. Got a phone call in Allen's game, what a nailbiter, Kevy from the 111th and i (mostly Kevy w his 60 kills to my 30) fended off zag, Allen, team killing kuy kuy, and 4 others for quite some time untill i was booted. Davy was in that game too until his wife called him to breakfast, I think they were having mutton( Davy's missing sheep?)

Won't be on much today. Daughters coming in from the AFB. I'm cooking steaks and sipping cold beers. tomorrow I will be up and around. Didn't the Red Baron get shot down after a rough night in the wine bottle?

Check this out if you get a chance. I have noticed most games it gives me the allied side of things. Rarely German. Seems to me that the German side of things is always the outnumbered side. It has been really hard to get in the albatross. See what you all think about it.

I've noticed the same thing Max. That's why I've been trying to stick with the German planes. Plus you get the added benefit of kill the Zep games. I've been posting in squad chat which server and which side I'm playing. Been sticking with Germans lately.

Give the girly a big hug and thanks from the Parrot.

On another note, I had an hour to play this morning and my fun was cut short by a teamkilling piece of crap. Played one game and them joined in where I found him. Spent the the next 45 minutes looking for him. Goes by Taddfist. I reported him in game, but I'm not posting on the BL. If y'all see him show him some M.O.M love from me. Found out he's been pulling the crap a lot from other players. When I called him on it, the idiot replied, "I'm on the other team!" IDIOT!!!

The Noush Is Loose

I noticed the same with games, whacky, whacky, whacky and more wackiness! It feels completely different!