Blue Max Young wrote: Ok here is what I figured out. If you are playing on an apple device you are screwed. Every one else has the latest and greatest update. That means you are out classed. Your plane flies like a large stone while every one else's flies like a jet. Just droped out of a DF. The first one ever. Chasing noobs around for 10 minutes is no fun at all. PH and I played with a guy in a spad earlier. We both chased him forever. We didnt kill him either. He flew into the ground. May take a break till the updates are equal.

I knew it! I was beginning to think I was losing my mind. I haven't sucked this bad since my first day of playing DF. Time for a break til Apple sends out the update. Let the withdrawal symptoms begin!

KA5EY wrote: Yall please forgive me. Its quarter after 1 here and I'm TRASHED.
Someone called me a alchaholic (alchaholic) earlier in this thread;). Just want to clarify a bit. I'm a fully functioning alcy. Had the same job for 13 years now.

I was looking more for advice on the divorce part. Thanks to mrs roo because she's mrs roo.

I think I may change my name to otis ( karma to the first person to figure why).

Happy here.

And, does anyone know what Franklin county is famous for? Its right next door;)

I mentioned Alcoholic.... Didn't call you one....I Said "I was raised by one"... I can't call someone an alcoholic I can't see.... I surely can't take issue with one's way of life..... I drink my share also.... A 6 to 12 pack last's me a year..... Sambuca, about a bottle a year.... I cut way back since I got older....

My post was about Mrs Dent and I...How the alcholic called her a F>>>> Bi>>> and told me to get rid of her...... sorry for the confusion..Ka5ey

Man, Now I'm feeling guilty... In my own way I was trying to say work it out if you can...I've seen some marriage's better off with a divorce too. Man I wasn't calling you an alcoholic...

Think I'll go stick my head in a toilet and look for a turd to munch on....

KA5EY wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: I want to be little Opey Cunningham. or Ernest T Bass.

WAIT... Cunningham was a different show.

But its the thought that counts.

Old Eddie Murphy joke.

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

A secret place with a garden outside. A garden of misery and pain. Led by a madman who thinks learning and speaking ancient Aramaic is the only way to truly understand the INS and outs of arts and crafts.

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

The STAR CHAMBER is the group that attempts to maintain some semblance of organization. We vote on new members and make the decisions concerning M.O.M. and the house rules. Where the other squads use a military chain of command, M.O.M uses M.O.M's House Rule: What M.O.M says---goes.
M.O.M's are the heart, lungs, and brains of M.O.M.
The CHAMBER is the voice of M.O.M.

Ok tried one. BTC got blasted 4 times in a row by a bomb dropin camper. I had no hope what so ever. The bomb dropers are my favorite to. Calle just made my list. When I'm all good and updated someone will regret that. Usually leaves the game when I show up.




Sorry I'm just easy meat for stats right now. I will play on the forum but wont play this game till apple catches up.

I was doin some thinkin. If and when DF Elite is released none of us will be able to play it on our phones or tablets. I say this because of the recent addition of the smoke and explosions to this game. When these were added they lag the game. My lag isn't to bad when only one player in my screen is smoking but two or three really makes things jump around. This pad I play on is supposed to be the best one out. So I would say even attempting to add that many graphics on any of these devices is a no go. DF Elite will only be playable on PC. The only thing that will support that many nice graphics will be a computer. One thing I like about this game is the mobility. I will still be in on a donation and want to see the game up and running but I don't think you will be pulling your phone out of your pocket and playing it. Just my thoughts.

Max,

One of the recent posts on the kick starter site from Z showed a screenshot of what the mobile game will look like. It wasn't really much different than DF Original. I think the graphic processing capability of mobile devices is being taken into consideration.

Yeah I noticed that on the kick starter it looked exactly like this game. Why not just add to this game then I wonder. The videos that were put up look nothing like the test runs they showed.

Blue Max Young wrote: I was doin some thinkin. If and when DF Elite is released none of us will be able to play it on our phones or tablets. I say this because of the recent addition of the smoke and explosions to this game. When these were added they lag the game. My lag isn't to bad when only one player in my screen is smoking but two or three really makes things jump around. This pad I play on is supposed to be the best one out. So I would say even attempting to add that many graphics on any of these devices is a no go. DF Elite will only be playable on PC. The only thing that will support that many nice graphics will be a computer. One thing I like about this game is the mobility. I will still be in on a donation and want to see the game up and running but I don't think you will be pulling your phone out of your pocket and playing it. Just my thoughts.

I play on a newer Ipad I have no trouble with lagg. But she turns like a truck with flat tires

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

It's nicely furnished too, well it was at first, but someone borrowed the 80 inch flat screen amd wig gets upset at dirty coffee cups being left on his books and the shagpile carpet is a little messy now, wigs favourite arm chair was left out in the rain and the sofa has had so much beer spilt on it it smells like a brewery, found one of coops half smoked cigars down the back of it last week, mmm, that certainly matured it coop, hope you weren't saving it.

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

A room with a great big sand box, where all the stray cat's come to play.....

dentinhead wrote:

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

A room with a great big sand box, where all the stray cat's come to play.....

Hey look!!! Little sugar covered chocolates!!! Yum! 

dentinhead wrote:

KA5EY wrote: Yall please forgive me. Its quarter after 1 here and I'm TRASHED.
Someone called me a alchaholic (alchaholic) earlier in this thread;). Just want to clarify a bit. I'm a fully functioning alcy. Had the same job for 13 years now.

I was looking more for advice on the divorce part. Thanks to mrs roo because she's mrs roo.

I think I may change my name to otis ( karma to the first person to figure why).

Happy here.

And, does anyone know what Franklin county is famous for? Its right next door;)

I mentioned Alcoholic.... Didn't call you one....I Said "I was raised by one"... I can't call someone an alcoholic I can't see.... I surely can't take issue with one's way of life..... I drink my share also.... A 6 to 12 pack last's me a year..... Sambuca, about a bottle a year.... I cut way back since I got older....

My post was about Mrs Dent and I...How the alcholic called her a F>>>> Bi>>> and told me to get rid of her...... sorry for the confusion..Ka5ey

Man, Now I'm feeling guilty... In my own way I was trying to say work it out if you can...I've seen some marriage's better off with a divorce too. Man I wasn't calling you an alcoholic...

Think I'll go stick my head in a toilet and look for a turd to munch on....

8

Ha Ha Ha. No confusion. Dent I called myself long b4 your post. You gave examples. All is well my friend. I just played with your spell Check of the word. Get your head out of the toilet. I may need it soon.

KA5EY wrote:

dentinhead wrote:

KA5EY wrote: Yall please forgive me. Its quarter after 1 here and I'm TRASHED.
Someone called me a alchaholic (alchaholic) earlier in this thread;). Just want to clarify a bit. I'm a fully functioning alcy. Had the same job for 13 years now.

I was looking more for advice on the divorce part. Thanks to mrs roo because she's mrs roo.

I think I may change my name to otis ( karma to the first person to figure why).

Happy here.

And, does anyone know what Franklin county is famous for? Its right next door;)

I mentioned Alcoholic.... Didn't call you one....I Said "I was raised by one"... I can't call someone an alcoholic I can't see.... I surely can't take issue with one's way of life..... I drink my share also.... A 6 to 12 pack last's me a year..... Sambuca, about a bottle a year.... I cut way back since I got older....

My post was about Mrs Dent and I...How the alcholic called her a F>>>> Bi>>> and told me to get rid of her...... sorry for the confusion..Ka5ey

Man, Now I'm feeling guilty... In my own way I was trying to say work it out if you can...I've seen some marriage's better off with a divorce too. Man I wasn't calling you an alcoholic...

Think I'll go stick my head in a toilet and look for a turd to munch on....

8

Ha Ha Ha. No confusion. Dent I called myself long b4 your post. You gave examples. All is well my friend. I just played with your spell Check of the word. Get your head out of the toilet. I may need it soon.

Sorry Pal,
You took so long, I just finished the last turd.....

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

I think your guess is just as good as anyone else's around here.

Just imagine a nice place and then throw a tornado in it.

Alright. I've tried to change my name a few times now and it still gives me a page that says fatal error.

I'm not feeling that page, or the wording, any help?

KA5EY wrote: Alright. I've tried to change my name a few times now and it still gives me a page that says fatal error.

I'm not feeling that page, or the wording, any help?

I think everyone is getting that, just have to wait it out.

You have to click your heels three times and yell there's no place like home three times

dentinhead wrote:

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

A room with a great big sand box, where all the stray cat's come to play.....

That ain't a sand box...and them ain't cats! It's Jimmy the Lip's litter box and, doggone it, Sput hasn't cleaned that thing in months...no wonder Wig was so irritable! Not to mention, Jimmy ain't a happy camper either...gas masks anyone?

...and next thing you know they'll be letting Muck's sheep in here... Can't anyone keep the doors shut?

B Strachan wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: I was doin some thinkin. If and when DF Elite is released none of us will be able to play it on our phones or tablets. I say this because of the recent addition of the smoke and explosions to this game. When these were added they lag the game. My lag isn't to bad when only one player in my screen is smoking but two or three really makes things jump around. This pad I play on is supposed to be the best one out. So I would say even attempting to add that many graphics on any of these devices is a no go. DF Elite will only be playable on PC. The only thing that will support that many nice graphics will be a computer. One thing I like about this game is the mobility. I will still be in on a donation and want to see the game up and running but I don't think you will be pulling your phone out of your pocket and playing it. Just my thoughts.

I play on a newer Ipad I have no trouble with lagg. But she turns like a truck with flat tires

Aye brrriun ken what you're sayin my turning is lacking the old sparkle shootin nice and straight tho playing an iPad aswell.

The sand, It feels so good on my toeses..... Let's eat a crunch cone...

Farcanal, as always it was good to see ya in game again. Dogss, one day we'll be on the same team I hope, but as long as you're red, keep using the iPhone! Zander and Gary the Prompter glad to see y'all too. Seems like there was one more in that game, but I do well to remember my own name.

Love flying with MOMs! It was even nice flying with Jeramy from that other squad.

Even saw Bayou Dog in the next one. I wasnt sure he was still around.

Anyway, back to work tomorrow and I'm off to bed.

ParrotHead wrote: Farcanal, as always it was good to see ya in game again. Dogss, one day we'll be on the same team I hope, but as long as you're red, keep using the iPhone! Zander and Gary the Prompter glad to see y'all too. Seems like there was one more in that game, but I do well to remember my own name.

Love flying with MOMs! It was even nice flying with Jeramy from that other squad.

Even saw Bayou Dog in the next one. I wasnt sure he was still around.

Anyway, back to work tomorrow and I'm off to bed.

No way Android. Lol I'm going to wind up with four different phones here in a bit jyst to avoid bad updates. The Android phone one is spectacular. And its the old Pantech breakout phone. I will never update on that one again. Gg

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

zuperman wrote: what's this chamber everyone talks about?

The STAR CHAMBER is the group that attempts to maintain some semblance of organization. We vote on new members and make the decisions concerning M.O.M. and the house rules. Where the other squads use a military chain of command, M.O.M uses M.O.M's House Rule: What M.O.M says---goes.
M.O.M's are the heart, lungs, and brains of M.O.M.
The CHAMBER is the voice of M.O.M.

Now, that everyone's had a chance to hear from CHAMBER members, here's an opportunity to see us getting ready for a meeting....

Well there ya have it! That was wig in his bigwig. And it was Tex's idea to leave the doors open to let the smoke from the BBQ out and the sheep in, says he gets fed up chasing after em.

I knew it! Do they keelhaul people in Texas??? Fitting punishment....

I've noticed for quite sometime now I was showing OFFLINE when I was logged in....(I mean for many month's). I just figured out, There's a setting under your Profile edit for this....... I now show online..... I thought Paul played a dirty invisible trick on me all these month's.....

I guess I should have asked for help.....


I have no clue as to how it changed....

Good afternoon all
Did I hear someone say sugar..... And CHOCOLATE lol

And sir Paul love the video.....

Hope you are all having a good day... We have sun sun and more sun today.