Can't bomb
Suspended
Under interrogationinvestigation for something I didn't do, well ok I did do, but I didnt want to, they made me, they shut the door and blew out all the candles, I say all, but they left one alight, can't say where they left it alight, but I have to stand for awhile. And all I did was load his guns with blanks

Oh and welcome, whiskey, T man and chocks, he put real bullets in again so you best do it to him before he does it to you!

Welcome new MOMs. T man, Chocks, Whiskey.

May change my name to toolbox in honor of you Whiskey. Sorry for the 2 spawns i gave you in that BTB. To many reds after i droped my bomb. It was more of a compliment to your rank than anything. The toolbox thing was funny. No hard feelings?

I ment to post the other day and got side tracked. Dogss and I ended our fight with one another. I think we both found out we are more alike than we care to admit. So the loud mouthed Yankee and the inbred redneck are no longer at war. The Civil War is over.

Dogss if my PMs ever work again I will hit you up.

Ka5ey hang in there bro. Bad things come and go. Always have and always will. I've been through 2 of them divorces.

Off to find the song of the weekend. Back in a bit.

Ka5ey hang in there, been through it myself not much fun... anyway this might help, if you are caught speeding , take a few extra seconds before you pull over, and when he asks why, just say that your wife just ran off with a state trooper and you were afraid that he was trying to give her BACK.... it might help, maybe.

Song pic for the weekend. Pantera baddest of the bad in there day. Cowboys From Hell.

Depressing? Ya'll don't know the meaning of depressing! Wig just fired me from the only legitimate job I have. That puts in question my title as Chief Justice and bottlewasher, all of which contributes to my identity crisis. Worse, I can no longer hit anything when I try to fly. I can't land, I can't taxi, and if I even look at my tablet my bomb drops and I get a flashing marquee message that I need to go back to my base. I'd jump off my roof, but its only a one story house.

So, welcome and congrats to Whiskey, T-man, and Chocks. Now, get over yourselves and go shoot something for MOM. Pantry is getting dusty....

k man wrote: Ka5ey hang in there, been through it myself not much fun... anyway this might help, if you are caught speeding , take a few extra seconds before you pull over, and when he asks why, just say that your wife just ran off with a state trooper and you were afraid that he was trying to give her BACK.... it might help, maybe.

HaHaHaHa
That is some funny stuff there. Karma up for that one.

Blue Max Young wrote: Song pic for the weekend. Pantera baddest of the bad in there day. Cowboys From Hell.

DimeBag would of been a MOM! R.I.P.

Congratulations

Whisky, T-man and chocksaway, welcome to M.O.M

Welcom to M.O.M. U guys

Ok so YEMX just gave me an idea...

Since we're wrought with bad news and depression, have a disbanded star chamber, got banners are falling off like old bandaids and false accusations flying about, lets have a little MOMtest to lighten the mood.

The following is a completely officially unapproved, unsanctioned, unofficial MOM Contest. Winner(s) and prizes to be announced prior to the wigpocalypse.

Your mission should you choose to accept it is to name a celebrity or historical figure that would without any doubt be a MOM. WAIT there's more! You must also cite a quote, well known act or a completely anal extraction that is directly tied to a MOM Rule or Principle.

Here is a weak unentertaining example...

George Washington is credited with the quote:





Which of course is completely fabricated. Hence it supports both rules 1& 2...

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

He's a MOM!

Got it? Good! Go for it!

If the DosEquis man played Dogfight he would be a MOM. He is the most interesting man in the world.



Stolen form Yems avatar.

@ Ped
Did you click the spoiler in the end of my resigning post?

Another former president, Bill Clinton

"I didn't inhale"

Same rules as Washington,add rule 7

Blue Max Young wrote: Welcome new MOMs. T man, Chocks, Whiskey.

May change my name to toolbox in honor of you Whiskey. Sorry for the 2 spawns i gave you in that BTB. To many reds after i droped my bomb. It was more of a compliment to your rank than anything. The toolbox thing was funny. No hard feelings?

I ment to post the other day and got side tracked. Dogss and I ended our fight with one another. I think we both found out we are more alike than we care to admit. So the loud mouthed Yankee and the inbred redneck are no longer at war. The Civil War is over.

Dogss if my PMs ever work again I will hit you up.

Ka5ey hang in there bro. Bad things come and go. Always have and always will. I've been through 2 of them divorces.

Off to find the song of the weekend. Back in a bit.

Yeah mine dont work as well. I figured after our 4 or 5th pm we you were my brother or some friend i knew or some guy i had a good brawl with lol. I was like dammit i want to kill this guy but i kinda like him. anyhow i put my picture in my avatar because some falcon who was doir is doing background checks off my name in the pledge kickstarted drive and seems to like pictures of me. So heres an everyday walking around one..in the avatar I told him walking the dog shots and dinner with the gf would cost extra. Internet your not alone anymore lol wacko.

WOW HANDSOME DOGSS .... NO I'm not hitting on u I take photos of myself and put them where I have a mouse problem and BLAM ! no more mice the UP SIDE TO UGLY Hee Hee

k man wrote: WOW HANDSOME DOGSS .... NO I'm not hitting on u I take photos of myself and put them where I have a mouse problem and BLAM ! no more mice the UP SIDE TO UGLY Hee Hee

That turning fight the other night we got into was just sad. The planes are so slow now. me and you used to have twenty minute dogfights zipping past eachother i dnot know wtf is gong on i even bought a galaxy note 2 phone big big screen and no improvement. Ive gone back to just head on head on when i do play now. But the enjoyment of the fast turning fghts is just gone. I used to love seeing you jackson hansone maverk in a fight now im like s###

bellsaj wrote: @ Ped
Did you click the spoiler in the end of my resigning post?

Did it now. Got it.

To all you guys: are you prepared for the end of DF world?

WE WILL NOT! WE WILL NOT BE MOVED............

Really could this happen? No ont has gave me a Difinative answer? Or will they just keep it how it is if they don't make it?

dogss wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Welcome new MOMs. T man, Chocks, Whiskey.

May change my name to toolbox in honor of you Whiskey. Sorry for the 2 spawns i gave you in that BTB. To many reds after i droped my bomb. It was more of a compliment to your rank than anything. The toolbox thing was funny. No hard feelings?

I ment to post the other day and got side tracked. Dogss and I ended our fight with one another. I think we both found out we are more alike than we care to admit. So the loud mouthed Yankee and the inbred redneck are no longer at war. The Civil War is over.

Dogss if my PMs ever work again I will hit you up.

Ka5ey hang in there bro. Bad things come and go. Always have and always will. I've been through 2 of them divorces.

Off to find the song of the weekend. Back in a bit.

Yeah mine dont work as well. I figured after our 4 or 5th pm we you were my brother or some friend i knew or some guy i had a good brawl with lol. I was like dammit i want to kill this guy but i kinda like him. anyhow i put my picture in my avatar because some falcon who was doir is doing background checks off my name in the pledge kickstarted drive and seems to like pictures of me. So heres an everyday walking around one..in the avatar I told him walking the dog shots and dinner with the gf would cost extra. Internet your not alone anymore lol wacko.

This is me after I lost a bet on the OU vs UT game last year. I had to keep this sticker on my bumper until December 25th after the game. had to send the Okies a pic for proof that I kept my end of the bet. I won't even mention the score but it was a spanking of the worst kind. May go with Texas A&M vs OU this year. They all thought it was hilarious. I snuck up on there job a few weeks earlier and stuck Texas Longhorn Mom bumper stickers on there trucks. They are OU fanatics. I got payed back. Had to put the sticker on my own damn truck.



I made it PG 13 for the thread.

If you had just posted the pic, I woulda thought it was DENTinhead! Nice divot bud!

ParrotHead wrote: If you had just posted the pic, I woulda thought it was DENTinhead! Nice divot bud!

Car wreck on that one 12 stitches. The melon is pretty banged up. I used to like to fight a lot. Every time I got in one some body hit me with something hard. Bats, beer bottles, etc......

Blue Max Young wrote:

dogss wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Welcome new MOMs. T man, Chocks, Whiskey.

May change my name to toolbox in honor of you Whiskey. Sorry for the 2 spawns i gave you in that BTB. To many reds after i droped my bomb. It was more of a compliment to your rank than anything. The toolbox thing was funny. No hard feelings?

I ment to post the other day and got side tracked. Dogss and I ended our fight with one another. I think we both found out we are more alike than we care to admit. So the loud mouthed Yankee and the inbred redneck are no longer at war. The Civil War is over.

Dogss if my PMs ever work again I will hit you up.

Ka5ey hang in there bro. Bad things come and go. Always have and always will. I've been through 2 of them divorces.

Off to find the song of the weekend. Back in a bit.

Yeah mine dont work as well. I figured after our 4 or 5th pm we you were my brother or some friend i knew or some guy i had a good brawl with lol. I was like dammit i want to kill this guy but i kinda like him. anyhow i put my picture in my avatar because some falcon who was doir is doing background checks off my name in the pledge kickstarted drive and seems to like pictures of me. So heres an everyday walking around one..in the avatar I told him walking the dog shots and dinner with the gf would cost extra. Internet your not alone anymore lol wacko.

This is me after I lost a bet on the OU vs UT game last year. I had to keep this sticker on my bumper until December 25th after the game. had to send the Okies a pic for proof that I kept my end of the bet. I won't even mention the score but it was a spanking of the worst kind. May go with Texas A&M vs OU this year. They all thought it was hilarious. I snuck up on there job a few weeks earlier and stuck Texas Longhorn Mom bumper stickers on there trucks. They are OU fanatics. I got payed back. Had to put the sticker on my own damn truck.

I made it PG 13 for the thread.

Picture war! Ok heres me doing some Yankee clubbing uptown.

Double post

Them ear rings match your eyes.

Another girl. I change looks like the chameleon.

Blue Max Young wrote: Them ear rings match your eyes.

Lol I keep double posting I can't add the other chick dammit shes a hot one

dogss wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote:

dogss wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Welcome new MOMs. T man, Chocks, Whiskey.

May change my name to toolbox in honor of you Whiskey. Sorry for the 2 spawns i gave you in that BTB. To many reds after i droped my bomb. It was more of a compliment to your rank than anything. The toolbox thing was funny. No hard feelings?

I ment to post the other day and got side tracked. Dogss and I ended our fight with one another. I think we both found out we are more alike than we care to admit. So the loud mouthed Yankee and the inbred redneck are no longer at war. The Civil War is over.

Dogss if my PMs ever work again I will hit you up.

Ka5ey hang in there bro. Bad things come and go. Always have and always will. I've been through 2 of them divorces.

Off to find the song of the weekend. Back in a bit.

Yeah mine dont work as well. I figured after our 4 or 5th pm we you were my brother or some friend i knew or some guy i had a good brawl with lol. I was like dammit i want to kill this guy but i kinda like him. anyhow i put my picture in my avatar because some falcon who was doir is doing background checks off my name in the pledge kickstarted drive and seems to like pictures of me. So heres an everyday walking around one..in the avatar I told him walking the dog shots and dinner with the gf would cost extra. Internet your not alone anymore lol wacko.

This is me after I lost a bet on the OU vs UT game last year. I had to keep this sticker on my bumper until December 25th after the game. had to send the Okies a pic for proof that I kept my end of the bet. I won't even mention the score but it was a spanking of the worst kind. May go with Texas A&M vs OU this year. They all thought it was hilarious. I snuck up on there job a few weeks earlier and stuck Texas Longhorn Mom bumper stickers on there trucks. They are OU fanatics. I got payed back. Had to put the sticker on my own damn truck.

I made it PG 13 for the thread.

Picture war! Ok heres me doing some Yankee clubbing uptown.

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Like your top Dogss, Karma bump for that one and I know she didn't make it very well out there but your lady looks a little like Cheryl cole! I would give a second bump but rules don't permit it. And I think having her on your arm is me enough of an award.

EDIT.... Incase you don't know who Cheryl cole is....

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote:

dogss wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Welcome new MOMs. T man, Chocks, Whiskey.

May change my name to toolbox in honor of you Whiskey. Sorry for the 2 spawns i gave you in that BTB. To many reds after i droped my bomb. It was more of a compliment to your rank than anything. The toolbox thing was funny. No hard feelings?

I ment to post the other day and got side tracked. Dogss and I ended our fight with one another. I think we both found out we are more alike than we care to admit. So the loud mouthed Yankee and the inbred redneck are no longer at war. The Civil War is over.

Dogss if my PMs ever work again I will hit you up.

Ka5ey hang in there bro. Bad things come and go. Always have and always will. I've been through 2 of them divorces.

Off to find the song of the weekend. Back in a bit.

Yeah mine dont work as well. I figured after our 4 or 5th pm we you were my brother or some friend i knew or some guy i had a good brawl with lol. I was like dammit i want to kill this guy but i kinda like him. anyhow i put my picture in my avatar because some falcon who was doir is doing background checks off my name in the pledge kickstarted drive and seems to like pictures of me. So heres an everyday walking around one..in the avatar I told him walking the dog shots and dinner with the gf would cost extra. Internet your not alone anymore lol wacko.

This is me after I lost a bet on the OU vs UT game last year. I had to keep this sticker on my bumper until December 25th after the game. had to send the Okies a pic for proof that I kept my end of the bet. I won't even mention the score but it was a spanking of the worst kind. May go with Texas A&M vs OU this year. They all thought it was hilarious. I snuck up on there job a few weeks earlier and stuck Texas Longhorn Mom bumper stickers on there trucks. They are OU fanatics. I got payed back. Had to put the sticker on my own damn truck.

I made it PG 13 for the thread.

Picture war! Ok heres me doing some Yankee clubbing uptown.

Attachment not found

Like your top Dogss, Karma bump for that one and I know she didn't make it very well out there but your lady looks a little like Cheryl cole! I would give a second bump but rules don't permit it. And I think having her on your arm is me enough of an award.

Lol thanks. my brother in law works six months in england six months here he loves that team gives me all sorts of gear. That chick is old news i got engaged to a new one but i cant friggin post it it wont let me.. ehhhh the saga of the internets

As I have lost my driving license for mc a couple of years ago, long story short... it's not a good thing to do and I don't recomend anyone to do it. I smashed a patrol car
BAM right in the side of it.

So I got me another ride, maybe not as fast but it's environment friendly