ParrotHead wrote: Alrighty now... There's children about. No more talk of smuggling the little fairy! Completely inappropriate ... I bet your moments away for getting booted by the infamous Wig!

Because he shot him........?

What a MEOW!!!!

Are these guy's friend's......

dentinhead wrote:

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Are these guy's friend's......

Ahhh used to be........ Oops

bellsaj wrote: Lou you're welcome to come smuggling with the little fairy.
And bring your family.

GO! HE'S A MASTER SMUGGLER!
He learned it in the war.

I've been gone for a couple weeks. A few things I have noticed. When someone is shot once they have a huge smoke trail. It looks like I hit a hydrolic line and a small fire was started. That should be a good thing but.. If I hit a line their plane shouldn't function fully. Any whooo. I'm trying to get back to where I was. And hydrolics had no part of thet. It was mostly ethanhol. Or a version of it. Ethanhol equals homegrown whiskey. Sooooo. Its still me. I'm still drinking. I still enjoy playing with youall. And I'm still starting a divorce. Any help, hints, or questions will be loved in pm form. Any advice could help all of us and should be posted on the forum.

Just for youralls info I was married to a girl from new jersy. There was a civil war a long time ago because of differences of opinion. I don't know why I thought it would work now.

And... For all you guys from up north. How do you deal with the women?

Sorry to hear. I have had mine 22 years. But I hear its cheaper to keep them then divorce.

Very true, B. And it's not just money. Depending on particular circumstances of course, a part of you seems to die as well. That has been my experience anyway. Sure hate it when a marriage doesn't work out. I am really sorry, Kasey.

Well thanks. Just a fyi it would have been 10 years july 12. I'm done bathing in sorrow. I had a great time playing a game with who was in game with me earlier today.

As some of you know I am a full blown alchaholic and at one point when I first started pkaying this game I quit drinking every day.

Now I'm still me. And I'm trying to get to a point to where I can look foward to getting off work and enjoying something. Fishinh used to be the thing.

I'm taking my drunk ass to sleep

I enjoy reading this thread

I love being able to play around youall again

Thanks.

Hey parrot while it seems most of the previous glitches have been fixed the galaxy glitch is still there got booted sry bro

Kasey, please take care my friend. No lectures or speeches from me. I enjoy a drink every now & then. I have also seen first hand what bad things it can do. Please be careful.
Oh, fishing has always done wonders for me! Many good memories of my dad taking me & my brothers fishing.

Hi M.O.M:

If I don't address something that seems like it needs addressing that'll be because I haven't read it and don't know nuffin about it. Just so's you knows.

You M.O.Ms have been remarkably supportive through what some of you know has been and continues to be a pretty rough stretch for me. For those of you who don't know, I have a rare tropical disease that causes me to be unable to type the true nature of health issues I'm compelled by health issues to describe as a rare tropical disease. There is no cure. When not lying about my health I'm convinced that I'm a cow. For this there actually is a cure...but the price of milk being what it is we've elected to let it slide.

Thanks for holding the fort.

I'm late with most everything lately, including our first of the month new M.O.M announcement:

We're fortunate to have Whiskey, (Prodigy) T man and Chocks Away joining our ranks. Whiskey is a DF veteran many of us know and respect, T man is a promising young player who'll do the ProdSquad proud or his dad, DIESEL, will double his chores around the farm, and Chocks/Chicks is exactly what M.O.M needs; another articulate wiseass. Welcome to your new home in the MOModrome, gentlemen! T man, dump that gigantic graphic thingy and make room for your official M.O.M banner coming soon...Chocks, shoot me a note with your preferred player name...Whiskey, don't do a thing, you're perfect just like you are.

All three new M.O.Ms, please PM me with your correct player name, forum name, real-life first name, city/state/country for addition to the roster.

Bear with me on roster, banners and such...I've had to suspend the entire Star Chamber for insubordination. All except Sput. So my workload just increased by, like, 3%. For the umpteenth time some combination of them tried to stage a coup. I'm not sure who the ringleaders were but I will get to the bottom of it and heads will roll. That Mantz character is behind it, I know that much. And his little dog, Vlesha. Coop, (All the women dig firemen! ooh, ahh...zzz.) dogss, (he lives on Staten Island, how tough can he be?) Bopes (there's not much historical precedent but take it from me; never trust a smart Pope) ... color them all gone. I'm appointing Oedius "Second Leader in Command". Which, as we've seen in other squads, is another way to say "one foot out the door."

Now accepting applications for new Star Chamber members. M.O.M: an EOE/M/F/D/V Meritocracy. (only attractive young females need apply.)

W

--30--

Great to see you here Wig,

I was going to suggest that Lou is, young(ish),very attractive (if you squint) but then I realised that she's not as articulate as other former members of the chamber.

Actually now I come to think of it, She has ten times more courtesy, manners and decency than one certain member of the ol'chamber.

Congratulations to Chock, Tman and whiskey.

About time Whiskey, T man, Chocks Away Congrats! On becoming one the most infomos Squads out there.
Smoke them hard, Smoke them dry but save some hashish for me Geezz...... Zups left a bag if supplies in the cockpit. In the game everyones smoking. What, is it a Spanish thing???

I neglected to mention, Rich; I'm also seriously considering suspending myself. I'm more insubordinate than any other nine of 'em combined.

ATTEN.... SHUN.....(I SALUTE) - All squadron members, my respect. This is an honour. Long live DF, Long live M.O.M. Hurrar! Stand easy, man hugs, a bow for ma'am, high fives, handshakes. I am officially stoked (happy) to be in. I don't want to be bashful about this so I won't. I dropped everything and made the squad some drawings with my favourite crayon set that I keep for best, as a token of my appreciation. Wig, ill sort the paperwork now in a minute. Get well soon old boy, by the way it's not contagious is it?

Congratulations Whiskey, T Man, and Chocks Away!

. Wigbomb wrote: I neglected to mention, Rich; I'm also seriously considering suspending myself. I'm more insubordinate than any other nine of 'em combined.

In these?



Or?

Congratulations whiskey chocks away and t man, had some great games with you all welcome to MOM.

Welcome, new MOMs, unofficially, that is.

Normally I would take this opportunity to recommend that you all report to Human Resources, Room 6, at 0300 for the obligatory laparoscopic M.O.M laser etching on your appendix, gall bladder or (if the latter have been removed) small intestine, sans anesthetic orientation class.

But alas I cannot act in my official capacity as Pope of personnel policies, while I am under suspension and investigation . . . But don't worry folks, I am not a crook! But then, given my present status, I am not a Pope! (And that smarts!)

And now a few words to whoever my accuser(s) is/are:

lies, all lies! In fact ...



But don't worry folks, I hired the sharpest union rep I could find on short notice, Jimmy the Lip. He'll get me out of this mess and restore my good name, you'll see.

Meanwhile, per Rule 6, I have re-re-suspended all other Star Chamberers in retaliation, pending the outcome of the investigation. I've also hired the best private dick I could find on short notice, Jimmy the Lip (he wears many hats), who will be doing a little investigatin' of his own .... Mwuhahaha....

Welcome to the firm. and stay tuned ....

Tman, whiskey and Chocks. Welcome to the club. Thank you for making me feel less junior!

I was awakened this morning to discover disturbing messages from the BookFace people. Somehow, someway, someone at sometime said I was posting "fowl" language on their chicken-shite site.
Goose feathers!
I hardly ever go to that hen-house. I did post on V's front door something to the effect of "you little chicken squat; how dare you bring your squab-ble with the most honored and revered cock-of-the walk here." (I said more that is not approved for publication.)
On top of those messages was the one informing me that I have been suspended by a mad-cow.
And, it was filled with mixed metaphors.

Udder-ly outrageous! I let out a curd-ling scream!
This place IS driving me to drink (low-fat).

Therefore, until Jimmy The Lip gets all the eggs in one basket and unscrambles this omelette...I'm toast and I need coffee.

M.O.M I'M GOING OUT FOR BREAKFAST!

PS: Welcome to the new class of Buffalo wings.....
WHISKEY, CHICKS & T-BONE. Tasty!
But, bad for my cholesterol.

And a fine top 'o the mornin to y'all too... New MOMs, welcome! Glad to have ya.

As for applications to be Star Chamberererers... I vehemently refuse! I do not want or need an additional .03% increase in work load. I also object to Mrs LouRoo's proxy application. I already have one woman in my life telling me what she thinks of this game. I do not need another female psuedo authority figure involved with my childish escapism. Sexist? Damn straight! She has a Roo to push around and that's enough for any woman!

Jimmy the Lip's on the case and all that really means is Davy's gonna be setting more traps.

Rick, I'm reading this crap on my phone... Can see all that well. Did you say tropical or topical? Will ointment help? And for gawd's sake, stop scratching!

MOM of the Month? We took a vote and changed it to MOM of the Year. Kinda screws up the acronym, but it gives you 8 more months to figure it out.

Congratulations new guys. I look forward to seeing you'll in the skies.

Congrats Whiskey, T Man, and Chocks Away! Viva La Revolution!

KA5EY wrote: I've been gone for a couple weeks. A few things I have noticed. When someone is shot once they have a huge smoke trail. It looks like I hit a hydrolic line and a small fire was started. That should be a good thing but.. If I hit a line their plane shouldn't function fully. Any whooo. I'm trying to get back to where I was. And hydrolics had no part of thet. It was mostly ethanhol. Or a version of it. Ethanhol equals homegrown whiskey. Sooooo. Its still me. I'm still drinking. I still enjoy playing with youall. And I'm still starting a divorce. Any help, hints, or questions will be loved in pm form. Any advice could help all of us and should be posted on the forum.

Just for youralls info I was married to a girl from new jersy. There was a civil war a long time ago because of differences of opinion. I don't know why I thought it would work now.

And... For all you guys from up north. How do you deal with the women?

25 year's.... She own's the frying pans and makes the bigger paycheck...
The Drinking..... I grew up with a Drunk...(alcoholic). His version of raising a Kid?---- Funny all I can do is puff out some air and stare at my own words on this lit up screen... My story doesn't matter.... It has a happy now and should have a happy ending....
I think Drinking's fine... to a point...I hope your not doing it for the wrong reason's
I'm not judging, I'm not a Dr. of anything..... But I have scars.(others have worse than I do).... Ka5ey, I'm not judging... I'm worried....
I don't know the circumstances of your divorce... Hopefully your both looking deep...My wife and I have our differences....50% of the time she's right...(she's from Idaho I'm from PA). We Met and Married in england. I brought My new wife home to the alcoholic.....was pulled aside and Instructed That I need to get rid of that Bit**.....(insert F word). It took me many year's to tell her this... I finally did... I told her I just walked away and I apologised to her.. It all ended well, I gotta stop...

I can see myself sitting on the front porch drinking lemonade at 80 years old with Mrs Dent...
An old farmer I worked for told me to think about that before I ever got married.....I did...

Sry Ka5ey, I don't really know how to help...If I could, For you,,, I defineatly would...
Hang around and Keep up to date with us.

Edit: Better clarify... I'm wrong 50% of the time...

Chocks



Whiskey


Tman the dragon

Welcomed in to this madhouse you will be.
Now go out there and make us go nuts proud

Jesus! Im becoming depressed! These last posts are keeping me DOWN!

I can not be sure if/when/how you are kidding or being serious about all these issues!

Ka5ey's posts, Wig's health mistery, SC member's unclear statements, and this end-of-DF-world are really bringing me down, Im serious! And PMs dont work... Could someone email me to explain whats going on?

Meanwhile, I will take a break of a couple days from this forum - to try to recover my humor.


Edit: Belsaj, were you serious or kidding about leaving Mom????

Pedrinho wrote: Jesus! Im becoming depressed! These last posts are keeping me DOWN!

I can not be sure if/when/how you are kidding or being serious about all these issues!

Ka5ey's posts, Wig's health mistery, SC member's unclear statements, and this end-of-DF-world are really bringing me down, Im serious! And PMs dont work... Could someone email me to explain whats going on?

Meanwhile, I will take a break of a couple days from this forum - to try to recover my humor.

Depressing.... Hell I jumped out of bed this morning, Right foot landed square in cat puke....I think it had some hair in it.... I am not a cat person.... I have 2 women in the house... I lost the vote....

dentinhead wrote:

KA5EY wrote: I've been gone for a couple weeks. A few things I have noticed. When someone is shot once they have a huge smoke trail. It looks like I hit a hydrolic line and a small fire was started. That should be a good thing but.. If I hit a line their plane shouldn't function fully. Any whooo. I'm trying to get back to where I was. And hydrolics had no part of thet. It was mostly ethanhol. Or a version of it. Ethanhol equals homegrown whiskey. Sooooo. Its still me. I'm still drinking. I still enjoy playing with youall. And I'm still starting a divorce. Any help, hints, or questions will be loved in pm form. Any advice could help all of us and should be posted on the forum.

Just for youralls info I was married to a girl from new jersy. There was a civil war a long time ago because of differences of opinion. I don't know why I thought it would work now.

And... For all you guys from up north. How do you deal with the women?

25 year's.... She own's the frying pans and makes the bigger paycheck...
The Drinking..... I grew up with a Drunk...(alcoholic). His version of raising a Kid?---- Funny all I can do is puff out some air and stare at my own words on this lit up screen... My story doesn't matter.... It has a happy now and should have a happy ending....
I think Drinking's fine... to a point...I hope your not doing it for the wrong reason's
I'm not judging, I'm not a Dr. of anything..... But I have scars.(others have worse than I do).... Ka5ey, I'm not judging... I'm worried....
I don't know the circumstances of your divorce... Hopefully your both looking deep...My wife and I have our differences....50% of the time she's right...(she's from Idaho I'm from PA). We Met and Married in england. I brought My new wife home to the alcoholic.....was pulled aside and Instructed That I need to get rid of that Bit**.....(insert F word). It took me many year's to tell her this... I finally did... I told her I just walked away and I apologised to her.. It all ended well, I gotta stop...

I can see myself sitting on the front porch drinking lemonade at 80 years old with Mrs Dent...
An old farmer I worked for told me to think about that before I ever got married.....I did...

Sry Ka5ey, I don't really know how to help...If I could, For you,,, I defineatly would...
Hang around and Keep up to date with us.

KA5EY,
Hey bud! Here's me and my story......
Ethel and I??? Well we were connected at the hip! She was my best friend and worst enemy for many many years. She put me in the ER, Jail, unemployment line, and real close to divorce court. As of today? Well, been sober for for 4 years. As a matter of fact i just got home from an A.A. Meeting a few minutes ago. I read your post last night and you have been heavy on my mind. Low and behold I wasn't the only one thinking about you!!!!! ( Thanks Dent and ahhhh sry cant see who all else posted, Paul and others) Dang funny little world we live in huh? I see more care and concern for people on this Game/forum in one day than i do in a month around work and most (except A.A. and Home) of the rest of the world.
I am not saying your situation with Ethel is as dangerous as mine, just letting you know that you have people out here that care. Hit me with a PM if you want my number and would like to talk!!!

Hope you and everyone else have a great day!

P.s. my wife is from PA. If that helps???