Flyingmuck wrote: Hangover...mouth full of cotton wool, earth spinning in opposite direction while you remain stationary, strong desire to ban all alcohol, mere thought of fried bacon sarnie makes you grab for the nearest receptible, percussion quartet insists on practicing inside your skull........ect 
Alright you drank yourself sick. You can't do that until you build your tolerance up. Now you have to treat yourself as a sick person the night you did it.
Easy stuff to digest. Toast, crackers, or soup to keep from gut rot.
You have dehydrated yourself so you also need water.
Water will keep the headache away because 90 percent of headaches are from dehydration. The other 10 comes from being married then there is a drowning option.