dogss wrote: Thank you for the welcome back mavrk coop dentinhead coop few others im sorry if I forgot you but thank you.
Yes I am one of the original 12 founding fathers of MoM brutally back stabbed and sent up the river by,the mad hatter snd his braindead cronies. Kopf I know u know what bopes knows I know about what wig knew about what Jimmy thought about this. I have his blessings I plan on acting on that decision. Don't pretend you dont understand what im saying.
Dogss you can't rewrite history. You can't just leave and wait for a bunch of new members to join and then try out a different story. Your long sordid history in MOM is well documented and it seems history is repeating itself with Baby-Love. Doesn't anyone remember the problems we had with Lesa?
Luckily one great, dare I say brave, MOM pilot had the courage to put pen to paper...err, fingers to keyboard...with this as the result:
www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/8-s...ead?start=3724#46647
And reprinted here:
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming...
"Last we saw on As the Bama Turns, the young and persistent Bama21 was trying hard to make a name for himself in the MOM squadron. Originally Big Tex voted "no" and gave some cryptic in-game reason for the vote all the while the real reason was that Big Tex, having had a previous affair with Lesa, feared that Bama21 was his illegitimate son. If Wig were to find out it would be the end to Big Tex in the squadron. As a backup plan, Big Tex sent a private PM to Dogss suggesting a coup was needed to overthrow Wig. Dogss would become the new leader, Big Tex promised, but he would be nothing more than a puppet. Big Tex could then promote Bama21 into the squad and after waiting a few weeks remove Dogss and elevate his son (Bama21) to a position of leadership.
The coup soon failed when Bopes pulled out and Wig, sensing that something was afoot, started playing day and night to improve his rankings. Unknown to the squad, Wig was secretly meeting with Bama21 in game promising him that if he just shot him down a 1000 times, he would get him into the squad. Bama21, having been abandoned as a baby by his real-life parents (both LSU alums), is always on the lookout for a father figure and went along with the plan. Meanwhile, Big Tex seeing that the revolt was not going to happen was forced to step up his efforts to prevent Bama from getting into the squad by playing the "I hate the SEC" card. This pulled Coop over to his side and despite not being on the voting board, Coop carries weight in the squad since he is a fireman. Unbeknownst to the squad, however, Coop is really the fireman on a YMCA cover band (yes, they only cover the one song). To hide this fact, Coop invents outings with his "fireman" friends but miscalculated when he said the next get-together was in NYC but didn't invite Wig. This caused the wheels to spin inside Wigs pee sized brain (yes, Bopes...spelling was intentional) and sensing the tide turning against Bama (get it? Tide, Bama...you can't make this stuff up) suggested that he was wearing down and would consider his application. Dogss still stunned from his failed coup now came over to Bama's side to make the peace with Wig. This caused a number of squad members to come over to Bama's side (as quite frankly everyone fears Dogss...not as a pilot but in "real life", whatever that is) but a quick PM to FlyingMuck from Big Tex brought a new voice into the fray. FlyingMuck started to analyze the Bama21 correspondences looking for things to exploit. As a former political operative, Muck skillfully latched on to an off-the-cuff remark and made it the sound bite for the anti-Bama protests. Unfortunately, FlyingMuck is not very smart and thinks he is putting together anti-Obama messages.
As we move into today's episode, will Bama be able fend off the attack by Muck? Will Big Tex reach out to Lesa to see if Bama is really his son? Will Wig find out about Big Tex and Lesa? Will Bama realize his parents were LSU alums? Will Lesa even read this post? Will you even read this post? Find out these answers and more in today's As the Bama Turns.