beanboy wrote: In response to Richy's thread

NEVER leave home without it.

....I believe I'll let him tell the story.
As you know, I'm modest, humble and cute.
And, I play to win.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

....I believe I'll let him tell the story.
As you know, I'm modest, humble and cute.

Funny, Paul, your cuteness was completely lost on me when you blew my face off from a tank.

Sorry to have to say, while you may be humble, modest, etc etc etc...you were not unique. I got my face tanked off no fewer than three times last night. o.O

The last one was in a free for all, I was destroying a noob in a tank, got credit for the kill...then the shell he'd launched the nonosecond before my kill shot turned the front end of my stripey Albatros into something resembling a cross between a charcoal briquette and a concertina.

Tank jockeys may henceforth refer to me as "Mr. Skeet".

. Wigbomb wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

....I believe I'll let him tell the story.
As you know, I'm modest, humble and cute.

Funny, Paul, your cuteness was completely lost on me when you blew my face off from a tank.

Sorry to have to say, while you may be humble, modest, etc etc etc...you were not unique. I got my face tanked off no fewer than three times last night. o.O

The last one was in a free for all, I was destroying a noob in a tank, got credit for the kill...then the shell he'd launched the nonosecond before my kill shot turned the front end of my stripey Albatros into something resembling a cross between a charcoal briquette and a concertina.

Tank jockeys may henceforth refer to me as "Mr. Skeet".

Good morning MOM's
Good morning MOM's
Good morning. MOM's
To give you all an update, today I should get kill number 4000, my ranking number 565. Cool huh, lol.
I would like to thank all the MOM's for asking how I was now feeling after my bout with a severe kidney stone. I feel much better. My wife really took care of me, in fact she went out and bought another large bottle penicillin, she said that its possible my kidney stone could return any day. My GOD, how she must love me. She has an excellent job. She works for some company called Craigslist. It must a great company because they allow her to work both at home or in the field. She leaves the house several times a day just so I can concentrate on my Dogfight game. What a wife huh. She is also a real clean freak, every time she gets home she has to take a shower and change clothes. Does anyone else find that a little weird?
Got two pictures for you today, first one is a picture of my two children in their crib. Beautiful, are they not?
Picture number two is a picture of Mr. Roo's dog five years from now. Take care.

To answer your question Parrot Head yes I am a life scout all I need now is my Eagle Scout Prodject ( working on it almost done ) and a couple of merit badges! By the way where you a scout and what rank? BE PREPARED! AND DO A GOOD TURN DAILY.

Kanzan wrote: To answer your question Parrot Head yes I am a life scout all I need now is my Eagle Scout Prodject ( working on it almost done ) and a couple of merit badges! By the way where you a scout and what rank? BE PREPARED! AND DO A GOOD TURN DAILY.

My days as an actual scout have passed decades ago. I now have 2 boys that are scouts. One Tiger and a Star. I was in your exact situation, Life Scout with only my Eagle project to complete. Unfortunately, I was overtaken by fumes and didn't finish before my 18th birthday. Fumes... Gas fumes and perfumes. I got to busy with non-scout activities and missed out. Now as I said, decades later, not finishing my Eagle is one of the few true regrets I carry around. Stick with it and get that Eagle! You will cherish it for the rest of your life. Now hopefully, I've done my good turn for the day.

Reggae, cake and murder! Thanks Paul!

Ok, I was just reading some early day posts and was wondering how Wigs photography ended up with his model like this?




Did she request to push her face into the cake or was this the cake obsessed MOM in you that made this happen?

Great pictures either way and if you promise not to laugh at me, were the other models eyes really that colour?

Well Roo, given our geographical difference, we don't get to do together often. Love it when we do. It pained me to team up against you with a Black Eagle, but if I had to, glad it was Tony. Btw he dumped in a chase in that one game, not at take off. He was carrying most of the time.

Now, as I team(you and me)we're pretty DAMN good! That was a lot of F-U-N.

Yes she contributes to our income, almost as much as all our rentals, her company (Craigslist) is great , they even pay
Her in cash and I gets lots of loving. Also I want to know how did the above post get her picture?

ParrotHead wrote: Well Roo, given our geographical difference, we don't get to do together often. Love it when we do. It pained me to team up against you with a Black Eagle, but if I had to, glad it was Tony. Btw he dumped in a chase in that one game, not at take off. He was carrying most of the time.

Now, as I team(you and me)we're pretty DAMN good! That was a lot of F-U-N.

I realised that it was just once and I will give an apology for my comment about it when I see him next. Do you normally play around this time? (4:20pm here), would like to know, because like you said, I always enjoy playing with/against you. I must also say, I'm not usually that precise from a shoot but for some reason I try extra hard when they have M.O.M hovering above their beautiful faces.

Anyone recognize this place? I ran across it just a little bit ago.

MS.CROCKER: (may I call you BETTY?)
After the game last night, I entered another and "overhead" two pilots talking about you. They were questioning the veracity of your stories.
I assured them that they are true. So, I regaled them with your fishing trip, where the big one got away.


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Richyroo wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Well Roo, given our geographical difference, we don't get to do together often. Love it when we do. It pained me to team up against you with a Black Eagle, but if I had to, glad it was Tony. Btw he dumped in a chase in that one game, not at take off. He was carrying most of the time.

Now, as I team(you and me)we're pretty DAMN good! That was a lot of F-U-N.

I realised that it was just once and I will give an apology for my comment about it when I see him next. Do you normally play around this time? (4:20pm here), would like to know, because like you said, I always enjoy playing with/against you. I must also say, I'm not usually that precise from a shoot but for some reason I try extra hard when they have M.O.M hovering above their beautiful faces.

I usually get a game or two in at lunchtime on the weekdays. Noonish here, EST. Other than that its usually late night 10-midnight.

Really sorry for my ignorance, is that the same time zone as New York then?

Yep. NY time. Same same.

Thanks for the advice ParrotHead!! It means a lot to me.

ParrotHead wrote: Yep. NY time. Same same.

That's 4a.m till 6am gmt not sure i can handle that just for you but I do have problems sleeping so maybe, just maybe

Hey'ya hot MOMs, join me tonight as we celebrate the 400th thread, and with a remarkable coincidence, Flymagics 400th B-day . I hope to blast see you all tonight, 7 pm EST

That's why people love cake.

Im one hour ahead of you richy. But my workhours waries so I play allmost around the clock.

Richyroo wrote: Ok, I was just reading some early day posts and was wondering how Wigs photography ended up with his model like this?

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Did she request to push her face into the cake or was this the cake obsessed MOM in you that made this happen?

Great pictures either way and if you promise not to laugh at me, were the other models eyes really that colour?

Thanks for the kind words, Richard! Jessica's a combination of Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Portman and a kid on a sugar rush. If I don't think of something edgy and direct her to do it quick she's liable to do it herself before I have the lens cap off! that "dessert shoot" included cupcakes, fruit tarts and I don't remember what else, enough super-sweet junk that she had to pull over on the way home from the studio and deposit it all on the shoulder of the road. She's a trooper, I've been shooting her since she was a baby of just fifteen.

Which other model's eye color do you mean? I've shot hundreds, even though my own site is down for remodeling there's still a ton of dated work floating around out there. I can think of some astonishing eye colors I've captured...got a sample of the one in question? As a rule I don't change eye colors, I'm assuming whatever you're seeing is the real deal. Tough job, but somebody's gotta do it...

Good games fellow MOMers. Just remember I let you win. don't want to discourage you guys. seriously though was fun. Win or lose its always good playing with you guys blue or red.

Need a translation of this characters name. I need a laugh and I think this is aimed at me. May be Spanish. Slang I'd say. I can't get it in the translator. I spawned into a game with Rich. This guy was red. He saw me and said "U" I said yup me and shot him down. He left and spawned on my team so I left and spawned on Riches team. Shot him down again and he left.

Martina says 'Hi' and hopes you haven't forgotten her.

The candy lady. Could never forget her.

I would like to apologize to jay(actually i think it's jaywalker) i accidentally shot him down and hit another team mate. I then hit the wrong button and accidentally left the game. Jay, I'm sorry. That is not who I am and I apologize to you and the rest of the players.

I can't see your pic at work muck....

Yea I remember her....Her Flake Bar Got You and I in some trouble.....That was a great flake bar..... Tell her she need's to be more manly when she's pretending to eat a candy bar.... It won't cause as much trouble...... I miss those day's....

I see her