legendofkane wrote: no Muck..the economy has that honor of descretion..the government is economys antithesis of all that should BE. But all in all i myself would rather sniff out truffles,delicious and profitable.

Just gonna pop my brain back in the blender!
Wonder if sheep can hunt truffles, once found a cricket pitch not far from me, covered in these strange little mushrooms, I kid you not, I had 5 plastic shopping bags full, shhhh

striker what did you do?!?!?!?!
you dont touch MY skittles and YOU dont bake the CAKE!!!!!!!!
you clean the planes and muck the sheep but you never EVEEEEEEEERRR touch my skittles!!!!!!!!!
do it again and ill have you clean something youll regret.

[e]Sputnik wrote: striker what did you do?!?!?!?!
you dont touch MY skittles and YOU dont bake the CAKE!!!!!!!!
you clean the planes and muck the sheep but you never EVEEEEEEEERRR touch my skittles!!!!!!!!!
do it again and ill have you clean something youll regret.

Sput!!!

Muck told me to. He did he did he did. And i didn't bake the cake I can't bake it was my moms and she won't let me near the oven. But the way it tasted i think she got it a kroyers.

Can I get a list o rules I mean I post and the next thing I know I spending time with da sheep and da airplanes.

Muck told me to. He did he did he did. And i didn't bake the cake I can't bake it was my moms and she won't let me near the oven. But the way it tasted i think she got it a krogers.

Can I get a list o rules I mean I post and the next thing I know I spending time with da sheep and da airplanes.

Flyingmuck wrote:

The striker16 wrote: Ha funny Star Wars name!!!!!
I was in a game with Luke Skystalker!!!!lol
Luke is pretty good and I think over 21 but I don't think he's on the forum. So if we have one star was name y not 2????

I know this probably violates some rules so I already did 500 push-ups, cleaned the planes,mucked the sheep, and baked u guys cake and bought skittles. Wait I'm missing something… oh ya! One of my punishments was to stare at dents wife for an hour. Ill get right on that.

Oh dear, did we not mention we changed the punishment, oh dear, oh dear, well now you have to, oh deary me, now you have to stare at dent in his red angora sweater and lime green leotard while sput washes his red dress for not keeping you on a tighter leash! Oh and if you snigger giggle chuckle or have any other form of mirthiness pass your lips, you must next go into battle wearing dents lime green leotard, but not the sweater, he's quite fond of that, he likes the silky softness as it brushes against his him.

funny boys

Don't laugh at my outfit's 420...... I'm sensitive....

Referring back to a popes from Bost...I mean...a po...ah, screw it, you know what I mean...here's my advice your Holiness:

The "Hybridization" plan of Joaquin's has clearly born fruit. After months of painstaking trial and error in the lab he has finally succeeded in getting a carrier mission and a zeppelin mission to mate and cross pollinate. For two days almost every BTC or CTC (as well as many FFA) missions I've been in have also sported a snappy bonus zep! More mission for your buck! Instead of carrying on with the carrier mission do as your fearless, brainless, feckless de facto leader has done; f*ck the boats, gun for the zep. I was in one earlier today against Vamp and someone equally intimidating (IS there anyone as intimidating as V?) and lugged my bomb across the mini-map, punched through their defenses and dropped the bomb. Direct hit. And yet...NO hit. And NO points. And NO 10% decrease to their carrier's damage meter. I let Vamp shoot me down, got in a tank, hit the carrier for the death blow final shot...nump ump. Nuttin'. So I quits out, goes to a CTC with added zep killing formula...finds that it's also, in addition to CTC with control meters, a FFA where everyone is red, everyone red is spawming at the blue base, no one but I can see the zep directly above the airstrip...so while they tried to shoot me down for 50 points I ate the entire zep in a single convenient one-wig serving.

What's the old saying? "When Joaquin gives you a lemon, shoot it till lemonade squirts out the bullet holes in its eye sockets." I actually like the game way better now that these new mission types have been introduced! It's about damn time! Thanks. Z!

bopes wrote: . . . as of this writing (10/15/12) he's now at #65. Twenty-two days ago or thereabouts he was at #99. That gives him a present daily average rate of climb of 1.55 spots per day, a slight increase decrease since last I checked (when he was averaging 1.58 per day).

There are 35 spots to go. Divide that by 1.55 = 22.58 days until the commencement of the next Dogfight Baktun. Looks like it's time for another

Public Service Announcement:

If present trends continue, the new date of the Apoca-Wig-Opo-Lips is November 7, 2012.

Please be guided accordingly.

OK first the good news: I just noticed Wig (as of this writing, 11/13/12) is now at Rank 30 of the top 100. Congrats Wig!
Even better news, he missed his projected Nov. 7th target date of the Apoca-Wig-Opo-Lips! Woo-hoo! We live to fight another day!

Of course it's impossible to tell the extent, if any, to which pre-apocalyptic Hurricane Sandy impact and/or Zuperman-update impact contributed to the slowing rate of ascent. (Hmmm . . . perhaps Zupe's true objective is to halt or delay the Apoco-Wig-Opo-Lips???)

Now the bad news: We're on borrowed time folks! Looks like we need another

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Since 10/15/12 Wig has climbed 35 spots in 29 days, averaging 1.21 spots per day. There are 29 spots to go. As noted however, his rate of climb has decreased slightly over that time, by about 0.012 per day. Adding 0.012 as a fudge factor to 1.21, and if present trends continue, the newly revised projected date of the Apoco-Wig-Opo-Lips is now . . . (trumpet blast)

December 7, 2012. . . . a day which will live in infamy?

Please be guided accordingly.

PS: anyone catch the error I just noticed in my 10/15 PSA? I mean, What's the matter with you people? What do I have to do to get a math proof reader around here? Did we lose a war? . ..

Bopes, if I'm up from #30 to #29 by December 7th I'll regard it as a major victory! Expect that rate of ascent to grind to a comparative halt. Look at 20 of the 29 players ahead of me...gulp. And hopefully I won't have a hurricane, a nor'easter, a Dogfight software meltdown or a presidential election that saw us on the brink of genuflecting to the planet Kolob as interruptions aka excuses. But thank you for the good...bad...um...thank you for reporting the news. Once I've sussed it all out and determined which is the good news and which is the bad I'll thank you in more specific terms. Or...not.

What happens after this???? Will the world end????? If so I need a girlfriend so ill have one in my lifetime!!!!! If the world doesn't end then I'm still gona be single. Which do I want no world and a girlfriend or a world and no girlfriend…… hummmmmm. I thinking i thinking. This might take a while… can someone just tell me if I need to start looking!!!!

The striker16 wrote: What happens after this???? Will the world end????? If so I need a girlfriend so ill have one in my lifetime!!!!! If the world doesn't end then I'm still gona be single. Which do I want no world and a girlfriend or a world and no girlfriend…… hummmmmm. I thinking i thinking. This might take a while… can someone just tell me if I need to start looking!!!!

Well now, if you have a world and a girlfriend, she's gonna want you taking her places, you know cinema, burger king, beach, ice cream, chocolates, flowers, birthday presents, Christmas presents and of course just presents. So looking at this problem in logical sort of manner, if you have a world and no girlfriend you can spend all that luvly jubbly sponduly on yourself, but if you have no world and a girlfriend, then there's nowhere she can drag you off to spend all that luvly jubbly on her, simples really.

So by crimble wig should be sitting on top of the tree!......where am I going to stick me little fairy?

just wanted to see if pic. Is working.

I live in Kentucky no beach to take her. Huu I could have a rich girlfriend where she buys me stuff…

Wats with the game now? I keep freezing in middle of game. Also my bomb button is stuck.wtf

1. In game with splan and he didnt have mom tag
2. In the thank u slot on first post it says [e]flymagic what up with that

yeah, have also had the stuck bomb thingy too...and had one zeppelin game where I was effectively invisible...the drop down listed all the other players but I never saw a one, never got hit, amd basically took the bag down solo....do,de,do,de,do,de,do,de,do,de,doooooooooooooooo(key the Twilight Zone theme....)

Oh, and Yakuza looks great in his MOM tag!

...except I now see he's not listed on our roster. Thought Yakuza was blessed with MOMship, or did I miss something?

The striker16 wrote: I live in Kentucky no beach to take her. Huu I could have a rich girlfriend where she buys me stuff…

In that case I think you should introduce us all before the world ends.

First time I got married, my brand spanking new wife said to me. "Now that we're married, what's yours is mine...and what's mine is my own"! went downhill from there on!!

Yakuza is in, think the illustrious keeper of rosters may be in extended talks with some first generation Mayans, or sheep, or karma, or something, I think.

wig brought up a good point earlier. How much do you think we could buy DF for?

Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza.... ???

A member of MOM ?
A brand of motorcycle ?
Japanese Mafia ?
Something worn by a Jewish man ?
A Himalayan Bovine ?
A song by The Coasters ?
One of Paul's large boats ?

Is he a member ?

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Yakuza, Yakuza, Yakuza.... ???

A member of MOM ?
A brand of motorcycle ?
Japanese Mafia ?
Something worn by a Jewish man ?
A Himalayan Bovine ?
A song by The Coasters ?
One of Paul's large boats ?

Is he a member ?

YES!! Has been for over a week now I think.

Big Tex wrote: wig brought up a good point earlier. How much do you think we could buy DF for?

Only way to find out, go ask Z himself.

btschuman wrote: Oh, and Yakuza looks great in his MOM tag!

yes Yukaza, very nice chap, played with the gentleman 1-2 days ago or today? I can't count because I have been up at odd hours throughout the day(s) or night (s) and it all starts to look the same.. oh and my daughter has my iPad . not because I lent it to her , but left it at her house this afternoon as I was helping her and her husband prepare their new home towards the next stage... flooring and kitchen cupboards, (not me) painting baseboards and crown molding and such... had to have my wee nap as well, couldn't even sneak in a game or 6 on any device, cause it was somewhere in their house 20 minutes away... and my online course is getting in the way of some serious dogfighting. even my wife suggested that I lay that down next semester to free up some time... time for what he thinks? (of dogfight)

anyways GTG to bed, driving clients into the city tommmorrow, maybe I will ave access to my iPad that would be a 3 hour treat...

Id be happy to share my fake rich girlfriend who lives in Canada.
And we would need some whole lot o moooolah to buy this game. And I don't think he sellan.
Give me thank u I have one more till 60

The striker16 wrote: 1. In game with splan and he didnt have mom tag
2. In the thank u slot on first post it says [e]flymagic what up with that

He was at my house last night. He asked I told him he was in he was wondering if we let him in. I'll tell him to get mom tag

legendofkane wrote: who made that shirt up b?

The shirt was made by Zuper. He did it for the first three that made rank of 31 I was first Mbizze was second and wat up dogfight was third.