hey guys iam writing to ask if I can invite my best friend to join mom. Best friends since High School. He is not very good but he's trying. Goes by the name Splanman. Just wanted to get ur approval then he can contact u guys and u can see wat u think thank for the concidiration. Can't spell thnx Brian

B Strachan wrote: hey guys iam writing to ask if I can invite my best friend to join mom. Best friends since High School. He is not very good but he's trying. Goes by the name Splanman. Just wanted to get ur approval then he can contact u guys and u can see wat u think thank for the concidiration. Can't spell thnx Brian

Any friend of your brother is good with me....hell i suck and they took me...lol

Flyingmuck wrote:

Why is 420 on my emojis? I think I'm going to stay away for a little while, it's all going a bit peculiar.

I'm watching you

*420* wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

Why is 420 on my emojis? I think I'm going to stay away for a little while, it's all going a bit peculiar.

I'm watching you

OOOooo! I might like that

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: A teddy like underwear from.... a long time ago? Damn, I thought only Flymagic was that old!

Short of posting a picture I don't know what to say! Girls still wear them, it's night attire, negligè, a sort of naughty dress to wear to bed.....ask your dad, but for heavens sake don't ask your mother, on second thoughts don't ask your dad, ask your teacher, on third thoughts don't ask your teacher, ask someone here.

B Strachan wrote: hey guys iam writing to ask if I can invite my best friend to join mom. Best friends since High School. He is not very good but he's trying. Goes by the name Splanman. Just wanted to get ur approval then he can contact u guys and u can see wat u think thank for the concidiration. Can't spell thnx Brian

That's good enough for me!

Tried all night...no shirt,no shoes....NO DICE

legendofkane wrote: Who here thinks tanking on a ship is cheating? A pilot named whiplash called me and others out there unhonorable pilots that do a cheater and allan from the 111th agreed..i see it as tactics..i dont spawnkill and will let a player get airborne first...then shoot.everyone including junk, previous game, didnt mind. And when allan tanked in the next game.i reminded him there were no ww2 panzers in ww1..no reply..and a hella glitch..in a game my board.said btc..took off ship to get the other and it was in the grass!!.. then i saw the zep!.so...bomb or bring down..opinions?

I did that once with the tank, my own team shot me down because they thought bombing from tank was making the game boring. I thought it was strategy.


Muck the secret is walk over the side o the ship onto the little ledge then get one foot off after a while and I start back at 90. It takes practice and only Jedi can do it, do u have the force?

Oh iv played Splan he's good and has potential just like u said i had!!!

I didn't catch that........Sweet.....TEDDY.......Mine is actually a red flannel button up shirt missing half the button's. It's so old it's kinda see thru.....

Hahaha, striker I invented the timer reset and you are doing it the hard way!

Yes he is...lol

dentinhead wrote: I didn't catch that........Sweet.....TEDDY.......Mine is actually a red flannel button up shirt missing half the button's. It's so old it's kinda see thru.....

I don't know what the subject is at this time but this is off the subject. So, forgive me while I go off subject of the subject and I'll subject all my DF bruthas & sistas about this new subject. This will get your mind off the DF problems that's been haunting us lately. At least for a few seconds. This is an email I received from a buddy of mine and I thought I would share it. Oh btw, I hope all is well with my Atlantic coast brothers & sisters and welcome aboard Firefox!! (Did you take this name from the movie Firefox starring Clint Eastwood? Just curious.)

As we progress toward the end of 2012, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery:

- I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel,

- Nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

- I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

- I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

- Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

- I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.

- I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

- ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

- I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub Full of ice with my kidneys gone.

- I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant Freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

- I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a Water buffalo on a hot day.

- Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered If I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

- Because of your concern , I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

- I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, So a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

- I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

- And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water In the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring Me for life.

- I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a Needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

- I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug Me with a perfume sample and rob me..

- And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask Me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ..

- Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a Big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant Death when it bites my butt.

- And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a Dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

- I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.


If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in The next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land On your head at 5:00 p.m. Tomorrow afternoon, and the Fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you To grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it Actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors Ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's Beautician!
Oh, and by the way...

- A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, Has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.


P.S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet..

That's a true MOM if ever I read one! Get him in here now!

Q

Blue is my favorite....Red just throw's ya all off....

Thanks go out to Ktheo who tried to take out all comers, protect my tank and bomb in one run - it was unsuccessfull but by gid did he wear his heart on his sleeve - well done fella

I can't stop thinking.......If I was 16 today I'd be smarter that I was 30 year's ago and now.....

dentinhead wrote: I can't stop thinking.......If I was 16 today I'd be smarter that I was 30 year's ago and now.....

If you time traveled from when you were 16, 30 years ago, to now, you would have the same intelligence as 30 years ago. Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, I'm thinking here and nothing is coming out. Ok, if you were 16 today (now I'm going out on a limb here): (1) be spoiled to no end; (2) your vision is deteriorating because you've been on the computer or watching tv or playing DF or texting for a minimum of 6 hrs a day; (3) muscle atrophy, caused by excessive in-door activity, i.e. computers, watching tv, playing df, or texting for a minimum of 6 hrs a day; (4) you would start buying red mini-skirts because that's how you roll; (5) and last but not least, you would be gathering all the sheep for muck, cleaning all the planes for wig, scheibe, big tex, oh what the hell, all the MOM adults (because at this point your just a prodigy under rule 6, subsection A-9), and making cake!! As you notice, intelligence didn't play in this hypothetical scenario. In my opinion, if you were 16 today, you would still be the same ole Dent as your were 30 years ago. Minus the tv, smart phones and DF.

Mavrk12 wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I can't stop thinking.......If I was 16 today I'd be smarter that I was 30 year's ago and now.....

If you time traveled from when you were 16, 30 years ago, to now, you would have the same intelligence as 30 years ago. Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, I'm thinking here and nothing is coming out. Ok, if you were 16 today (now I'm going out on a limb here): (1) be spoiled to no end; (2) your vision is deteriorating because you've been on the computer or watching tv or playing DF or texting for a minimum of 6 hrs a day; (3) muscle atrophy, caused by excessive in-door activity, i.e. computers, watching tv, playing df, or texting for a minimum of 6 hrs a day; (4) you would start buying red mini-skirts because that's how you roll; (5) and last but not least, you would be gathering all the sheep for muck, cleaning all the planes for wig, scheibe, big tex, oh what the hell, all the MOM adults (because at this point your just a prodigy under rule 6, subsection A-9), and making cake!! As you notice, intelligence didn't play in this hypothetical scenario. In my opinion, if you were 16 today, you would still be the same ole Dent as your were 30 years ago. Minus the tv, smart phones and DF.

CLASSIC!!!

A few points to consider:

ALPHA: PRODIGIES CLEAN PLANES!
BRAVO: PRODIGIES MUCK SHEEP!
CHARLIE: DENT, QUIT PEEING IN THE GARDEN AND MOVE INSIDE? There are no leaves on your tree. The tourists can SEE YOU!

HAHAHAHAHA Mavrk12, stop making sense it's not allowed for older people....

Paul....Tarp's going up today....found a red one since you didn't like the blue....

Well its official....I will be retired Nov.18th 2017 if the Myans are wrong ,I signed my drop papers today that will give me 26yrs in the fire service

dentinhead wrote: HAHAHAHAHA Mavrk12, stop making sense it's not allowed for older people....

Paul....Tarp's going up today....found a red one since you didn't like the blue....

Move inside. Won't be home for a while. RED room is yours.

COOP CONGRATS! That's wonderful!
....(now that you're old & lazy.....do the pics for me?)

Sheep's dead.
Blame the prodigies (striker) for scrubbing to hard.

[e]Sputnik wrote: Sheep's dead.
Blame the prodigies (striker) for scrubbing to hard.

Just checking in to see that y'all are still just as crazy and irreverant as when I last checked.


Yup, still completely hopeless!

Hey all was in a game today with Half-Life I thought you guys voted him in he was confused ....didn't know if he was in or not...I say in great guy....Dannydroller / ktheo and Av8 had a great tie today...

Hey Coop I'm done in May 2015.. out of here South Carolina bound brother...Jersey Sucks!!!!!!!