The striker16 wrote:

legendofkane wrote: Who here thinks tanking on a ship is cheating? A pilot named whiplash called me and others out there unhonorable pilots that do a cheater and allan from the 111th agreed..i see it as tactics..i dont spawnkill and will let a player get airborne first...then shoot.everyone including junk, previous game, didnt mind. And when allan tanked in the next game.i reminded him there were no ww2 panzers in ww1..no reply..and a hella glitch..in a game my board.said btc..took off ship to get the other and it was in the grass!!.. then i saw the zep!.so...bomb or bring down..opinions?

I did that once with the tank, my own team shot me down because they thought bombing from tank was making the game boring. I thought it was strategy.


Muck the secret is walk over the side o the ship onto the little ledge then get one foot off after a while and I start back at 90. It takes practice and only Jedi can do it, do u have the force?

I don't reccomend that method. Yikes it's hard enough to keep that little soldier's head and body straight

There is a fool proof way though to extend the timer .... That works every time. The downside is while the timer decrements the slider indicator moves much slower perhaps because you ate now a soldier rather than aircraft or tank.

dentinhead wrote: Blue is my favorite....Red just throw's ya all off....

Me too dent

Wig, aren't we(the dogfight community)an island of misfits? Lol

Gary-the-pink wrote:

The striker16 wrote:

legendofkane wrote: Who here thinks tanking on a ship is cheating? A pilot named whiplash called me and others out there unhonorable pilots that do a cheater and allan from the 111th agreed..i see it as tactics..i dont spawnkill and will let a player get airborne first...then shoot.everyone including junk, previous game, didnt mind. And when allan tanked in the next game.i reminded him there were no ww2 panzers in ww1..no reply..and a hella glitch..in a game my board.said btc..took off ship to get the other and it was in the grass!!.. then i saw the zep!.so...bomb or bring down..opinions?

I did that once with the tank, my own team shot me down because they thought bombing from tank was making the game boring. I thought it was strategy.


Muck the secret is walk over the side o the ship onto the little ledge then get one foot off after a while and I start back at 90. It takes practice and only Jedi can do it, do u have the force?

Walking to the edge is to slow and you could fall off, as Gary says there is a foolproof way and no chance of falling off
I don't reccomend that method. Yikes it's hard enough to keep that little soldier's head and body straight

There is a fool proof way though to extend the timer .... That works every time. The downside is while the timer decrements the slider indicator moves much slower perhaps because you ate now a soldier rather than aircraft or tank.

I think we outa Drop the MOM tag above our name's if we change them (name's). I caused a few problem's a little bit ago when I changed my name and didn't drop the MOM tag. I don't change my name often but notice a difference in game play for a bit when I do. I just have to remember to drop the MOM so as not to cause any confusion......
Wig had mentioned this awhile back so let's try to keep it in mind...

I think it's high time we reaserted ourselves. Let's get back to basics and start treating momposters as they should be treated, with utter contempt and the toes of our boots up their imposter arses! And let's see a list of these wrong doers so we all know who to kill on sight

And if I've upset any fragile souls with the use of the word arses, well then you just go and spin on this! ooIoo

what's an arse...? snicker snicker.....



biting my lip trying not to laugh...... oh crap if I get in trouble so be it.....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

well I thought his last statement was funny...........N I'm still laughin.....

legendofkane wrote: that didnt go well for me muck,and dont listen to dent,hes nobody,,get it?..anyway i saw the economy in a game shoot sam web down twice and them him,polecat, and laffey all in a row,,just sayin,i still hate teamkillers and go after them,,in another name,with no tag of course. the imposters i gave up on,unless they are red,then i concentrate on them alone.

I apologise for gettin in a huff awhile back legend...I should have kept my cool....I was the reason you left... I think I needed Muck's sit n spin that day....

I have been banned a few time's recently....HeH HeH . I haven't see this economy yet though...

legendofkane wrote: oh btw, the economy is half way to getting to level 21..if he makes it he will be unstoppable!!!..where is the pilot called the government in all this?..usually he takes the economy down.they are just never in the same games ....i guess.

Maybe they are one and the same!

dentinhead wrote:

legendofkane wrote: that didnt go well for me muck,and dont listen to dent,hes nobody,,get it?..anyway i saw the economy in a game shoot sam web down twice and them him,polecat, and laffey all in a row,,just sayin,i still hate teamkillers and go after them,,in another name,with no tag of course. the imposters i gave up on,unless they are red,then i concentrate on them alone.

I apologise for gettin in a huff awhile back legend...I should have kept my cool....I was the reason you left... I think I needed Muck's sit n spin that day....

Did I miss something?

legendofkane wrote: no dent,,i left because i didnt want to make M.O.M look bad,i will still take a ban for teamkillers and momposters..and no one the wiser..you just opened my eyes. funny side note,,me,wig and mav was in a game and mav said i was mom material,,and wanted me to join,,,i know wig was smiling

legendofkane wrote: like what?

Dent, huff, leaving, ??? I'm nosey

legendofkane wrote: NO!! THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON!!,,THE GOVERNMENT ALWAYS MESSING WITH THE ECONOMY AND THE ECONOMYS JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE!...lol

Then let's shoot em both down and start from scratch, I'll trade you this pointed stick for that mouldy fur and I'll live in whatever cave I feel like living in and by the way do you fancy getting together for a bison hunt next Friday

Flyingmuck wrote:

legendofkane wrote: like what?

Dent, huff, leaving, ??? I'm nosey

Ya have to go back many post's.
legend was going all vigilante on us and shooting everyone down not leaving us anything but the scraps. This guy nobody got under his skin also,(I forgot to drop the MOM tag, hint hint). Nobody was one of legend's target's....(Legend was using alias's for his work...). Well Dent, (myself) decided to stick up for Nobody(I forgot to drop the MOM tag, hint hint). An argument ensued and Legend left MOM.... I and Nobody knew that wasn't right for MOM, so I waited for nobody and legend never came back....Dent (myself) cooled down, actually rather quickley but didn't act soon enough and talked to legend and He decided to come back.....I just wish Junk would come back too.

Hope that made sense.......lol

legendofkane wrote: i have too dent,,worth it though,,some moron named hamurabi started in on me as smurf,when i flew that a day ago..some no name 4th level that i shot down repeatedly,plus hes a teamkiller,,was goin after him but bunnybunny was going after me,,name change and got him later tellin everyone what he was and did in the last game,,as a third party.

Ohhh Yes, Hamurabi.....He's my favorite...I will waste every shot on him clear across the fake divide of DF. I hold the fire button just hoping my shot's will jump from server to server seeking Hammy out and knocking him down....HEH HEH

dentinhead wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

legendofkane wrote: like what?

Dent, huff, leaving, ??? I'm nosey

Ya have to go back many post's.
legend was going all vigilante on us and shooting everyone down not leaving us anything but the scraps. This guy nobody got under his skin also,(I forgot to drop the MOM tag, hint hint). Nobody was one of legend's target's....(Legend was using alias's for his work...). Well Dent, (myself) decided to stick up for Nobody(I forgot to drop the MOM tag, hint hint). An argument ensued and Legend left MOM.... I and Nobody knew that wasn't right for MOM, so I waited for nobody and legend never came back....Dent (myself) cooled down, actually rather quickley but didn't act soon enough and talked to legend and He decided to come back.....I just wish Junk would come back too.

Hope that made sense.......lol

I'll just get my brain out of the blender

legendofkane wrote: mmmmm..bisonnn..and if the cave has cable and internet,sure,but i wouldnt mess with eco or gov,best to not get killed horrifically.they may go on a mom spree,,i saw the eco going after a tank,,he shot down the vamp,desert rose,jane doe,and dianne? because he said they were too slow and he got the tank. disclaimer: the following may or may not have occured,the vamp,desert rose,jane doe and dianne are not registered trademarks and no civil penalty exists,

So they is easy meat then

dentinhead wrote:

legendofkane wrote: i have too dent,,worth it though,,some moron named hamurabi started in on me as smurf,when i flew that a day ago..some no name 4th level that i shot down repeatedly,plus hes a teamkiller,,was goin after him but bunnybunny was going after me,,name change and got him later tellin everyone what he was and did in the last game,,as a third party.

Ohhh Yes, Hamurabi.....He's my favorite...I will waste every shot on him clear across the fake divide of DF. I hold the fire button just hoping my shot's will jump from server to server seeking Hammy out and knocking him down....HEH HEH

Not met him yet, did see desert rose in a game, when I saw what she was doing to all and sundry I have to admit I went an hid behind a hill.
I should add that had there been any MOM's or friends at risk I would not have done so,I think.

legendofkane wrote: bison is,,the rest aint,,hungry now. pimpin aint easy,

Ooo! I just have to get me an outfit like that! Oh my, oh me. And with those pants I ain't gonna need no parachute. Whoops a daisy!!

Flyingmuck wrote:

legendofkane wrote: bison is,,the rest aint,,hungry now. pimpin aint easy,

Ooo! I just have to get me an outfit like that! Oh my, oh me. And with those pants I ain't gonna need no parachute. Whoops a daisy!!

Elton John or Paul Mantz Jr.?

Lol

Okay, fun's fun, especially when it's fun. Confusion, on the other hand, is...confusing. So here, let me get in on the fun by screwing up some of you allses fun by clearing up some confusion:

You will NEVER see Bigpoppasmurf AND the economy in the same mission, Kalamazoo Burger King or Texas School Book Depository. Bigpoppasmurf, the economy OR Archangel would be welcome to return to the M.O.M fold anytime. Just not all three at once...although that's the only way you get any of 'em. Clear? Good.

Nobody, You MAD Bro?, Dogface or . Spork! (yeah, I was guilty of it, too) can f*ck around Dogfighttown all they like, just NOT with the M.O.M tag. There are scumbags out there representing themselves as M.O.M and representing M.O.M as...scumbags...and none of us should be cool with that or do anything to contribute to muddying the waters of who is or is not authentic M.O.M... Until every single member can pass a test identifying the entire roster as thoroughly as SheiBe and I can we need to either fly as our familiar names, drop the tag when flying anonymously, or play Rise of Glory WITH MULTIPLE LANDSCAPES AND RUDDER CONTROL JOAQUIN. It's my understanding that we lost a charter M.O.M, Junk, partly because we don't all know our own
M.O.Mrades in arms. Study the f*cking roster or don't shoot what you think is an impostor till you've checked then posted the name on the thread. Turns out one of the faux M.O.Ms I cited in a recent post is, in fact, one of our core members. So...are any of you flying around as Bumfluff? Or Im de devil? You see the problem and the position it puts me and SheiBe in, yes? Confused. Don't make us start a council on yo' ayuss.

I've been lobbying forever for security measures to prevent tag snagging. The thought that a pig like SpurtzWars could be flying around as a M.O.M makes me wanna reintroduce my breakfast to the world. Until that forum enhancement occurs, just after The Rapture, we need to police ourselves. This cannot possibly be a problem exclusive to M.O.M. If our tag is being copped so are others. And I know for a fact that we are not the only recreational name-changers in DF. But Coop and I have some prospective new M.O.Ms lined up that will blow back what little hair you have left. Exceptional people and monster marquee players any other squad would kill to have. They're mulling it over, lurking on the thread, trying to determine if we're the right fit. So by all means behave in strict accordance with Rule #6 but try not to give the impression that we spend more time digging ourselves out of the holes we put ourselves in than we do having the idiotic fun that is the hallmark of M.O.M. More people pay more attention to this thread than to any other forum thread in the whole world, put together, precisely because we are so g*dd*mned cute.

Personally, after reading all that, I'm slightly more confused. I need about 800mg of CAKE.

Good Gawd Wig how do you alway's manage to put so many word's together when I can't recite the alphabet.....

For the record, I agree/disagree with everything that's been posted since the last time I posted.

Confusion? YES! Get him/her in the squad pronto! All points bulletin on Confusion. I don't know about the rest of you, but I encounter Confusion in almost every game lately. A dominating force to be reckoned with. Virtually unbeatable in the following Skilz ^TM categories: head-on, sideways, upside down, counterclockwise, clockwise, backwards, lag (offensive and defensive), getting stuck on carrier during FFA, autodestroy, manualdestroy, dropped connection, suddenly restored connection after being in "limbo" for minutes, invisible other players texting "where is everyone?", inexplicable long-range killshots from nowhere, people saying "hey bopes!" that I don't recall ever encountering before, sad requests to "kill me" from across the map, dry lakebeds with land-carriers continuing to move about in a business-like fashion. . . . Did I miss anything?

In fact, I nominate confusion for best non-existent but all-pervasive unaffiliated player out there. Who's with me?

legendofkane wrote: TIRED OF LOST CONN.!!!!.. three times today and we were winning,different scenarios. the last one 3 minutes ago, i tanked and destroyed 5 hangars,,then that lost conn. came up.

...the gremlins are definitely loose today...think they came with the new updates...

Hammurabi-Mesopotamian king that made the first set of written laws all 272(I think).
I just learned this 2 months ago!!!!!
The economy and government aren't enemy's!!!!
The government needs an economy and all economy has a government!!! Lol

legendofkane wrote: hey muck..you were coming to america,,a copy and paste of article..In the wake of last week's presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website.

States with citizens filing include Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas. Oddly, folks from Georgia have filed twice. Even stranger, several of the petitions come from states that went for President Barack Obama.

And it looks like half of that lot tried it once before and look what happened! Seriously though the only one there you guys probably wouldn't miss is Louisiana!!

OK I just had one of those Salvador Dali games the only thing missing was melting clocks. It was ostensibly a BTC game or at least that's what it said when I started. I worked my way over to the opposing boat, scored a few kills along the way, harried some peoples on enemy shore until I ran out of ammo, then commenced the frantic dash across the water to bomb. Managed to avoid death, got close enough to bomb, then ... WTF? no bomb when I hit release. I'm thinking, did I drop it along the way? Didn't recall doing that, but not impossible. Oh well, shrug and move on right? So I starts mosey-ing around tryna get shot down near the boat to tank it. Minutes go by, I'm buzzing the boat, flying low along the shore, doing everything but saying "kill me" to the other team. Suddenly the message comes up, "one engine down"! I go wtf? Again. A few more minutes go by, I'm flying straight the other team, no ammo, no bomb, still no one shoots me down. Boat still there and planes still taking off from it. Talk about the gang that couldn't shoot straight, I'm thinking. Then, "two engines down, structure vulnerable"! Scoreboard still says it's a "bomb the carrier" mission. Every so often another player texts "wtf?" I text "what mission?" but no one responds. Finally I just land on the other carrier and wait. Then I get the "you win" message, game over.

I learned my lesson: never speak confusions name unless you want to summon it in spades to your next game.

bopes, you just did, can't wait to see your next game!