Flyingmuck wrote: bopes, you just did, can't wait to see your next game!

Oh snap! ...

I went over all the name's in MOM again...........STAB ME WITH A F*****G SPOON......I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE...... Wait for it.......Dentinhead.....ONE HA

Just saw this in a newspaper and it made me yearn for home.....oh wait....I am home

dentinhead wrote: I went over all the name's in MOM again...........STAB ME WITH A F*****G SPOON......I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE...... Wait for it.......Dentinhead.....ONE HA

Uh ... Dent, I'm pretty sure STAB ME WITH A F*****G SPOON is an impostor. He must've hacked the roster. I swear the security around here is a joke! I mean, did we lose a war?!? ...

legendofkane wrote: OK..HERES A NEW ONE..HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN IN A GAME WHERE SOME LOW RANK NOOB,IF YOU LOOK THEM UP,STARTS HATING ON YOU,CALLING YOU NAMES,AND WANTS TO KILL YOU EVEN IF THEY ARE BLUE?..IT SEEMS NO MATTER WHAT NAME I CHOOSE,AND THERE ARE A FEW(WHICH I THINK MOST HERE HAVE) THAT YOU BUILD A REP WITH YOUR SKILLS THEY CANT FIGHT AGAINST,THEY ASK YOU IF YOU REMEMBER THEM FROM GAMES OR WEEKS AGO AND GET MAD WHEN YOU(I) SAY NOPE..AND DONT CARE. IT TELLS ME KIDS ARE SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME HATING THE WORLD AND WANTS TO BRING IT HERE,EITHER THEY ARE BEING BULLIED,OR ONE THEMSELVES AND CANT HANDLE THE FACT THAT THEY CANT INTIMIDATE HERE WITHOUT BEING EMBARRASED.

Legend you r so right about your analysis of the bully mentality... I notice that most of them r noobs without a lot of life skills (maturity) under their belt or in between their ears. They use false bravado like it is caviar. I imagine there is a swagger when they walk, with a sardonic grin. Research the phrase sardonic smile, the origins relate to a certain hot climate that will only freeze over when certain sport teams win their respective cups...

These kind are really cowards without a sail, if you get my drift. I stand up to most of them in real life as well as game life. I also give them many chances to honourable redeem themselves, interesting enough several have actually backpedalled when they realize their folly. An old manager of mine taught me a life lesson that has always stuck. Gary: always take the high road. Even though he was a fun loving reprobate I respected his wisdom and decided to learn from him, and others that reached for higher bars away from the mob below.

Legend it was a joke the one about the economy. And muck that countryside is beautiful!!!!! Cant wait till 8th grade when get to go to Germany.

bopes wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I went over all the name's in MOM again...........STAB ME WITH A F*****G SPOON......I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE...... Wait for it.......Dentinhead.....ONE HA

Uh ... Dent, I'm pretty sure STAB ME WITH A F*****G SPOON is an impostor. He must've hacked the roster. I swear the security around here is a joke! I mean, did we lose a war?!? ...

Ees ok I jus tole heem to get de fork of our lawn.

The striker16 wrote: Legend it was a joke the one about the economy. And muck that countryside is beautiful!!!!! Cant wait till 8th grade when get to go to Germany.

Striker Germany is nice, in fact some of it is downright beautiful, Bavaria has always held me in rapture, but the picture is of England, more specifically the England of Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats, Ruskin, Byron and a whole golden host of others and of course the indomitable Mr Wainwright.

Wig Re: your comment... "Until that forum enhancement occurs, just after The Rapture, we need to police ourselves"
The way this ole' world is turnin, that day may be a hastening' Look over yonder, what do I see, it's a band of Angels coming' after me"

Look up brothers, all of this world is not our home, we is just sojourners for a little while till He comes...

See how this all spin's outa control.....LMAO Muck, Bopes and Gary...hahahahahahaha

Anyone for Sunday afternoon drive before tea time chaps, hawhaw, I say jolly hockey sticks what!


Hope nobody takes offence to that spare tyre so blatantly on view to the viewing public.

That's a joke, please tell me that was a joke huh

Gary-the-pink wrote: Wig Re: your comment... "Until that forum enhancement occurs, just after The Rapture, we need to police ourselves"
The way this ole' world is turnin, that day may be a hastening' Look over yonder, what do I see, it's a band of Angels coming' after me"

Look up brothers, all of this world is not our home, we is just sojourners for a little while till He comes...

That is very true, flesh eating brain devouring aliens could be on their way as we spe........aaaargh!

Flyingmuck wrote:

Anyone for Sunday afternoon drive before tea time chaps, hawhaw, I say jolly hockey sticks what!


Hope nobody takes offence to that spare tyre so blatantly on view to the viewing public.

That's a joke, please tell me that was a joke huh

Muck this looks like it be a hoot to fly down that hilly curvy thing. Kinda like how my flying's been lately trying escape bullets
Lol On second thought perhaps Joaquin can insert this landscape feature into a tank based battle epic

. Wigbomb wrote: Bomber, I love ya like a rock, but...why do I feel like you reply first and read later? (if you read at all?) Pedrinho doesn't "dislike" DESERT ROSE, dude! He writes about her because he respects and admires her game skill! No joshin', Bombbuddy, you're a swell kid and a ball to play with but, no, Von Pay is not quitting the Falcons to join M.O.M! And no, Muck's candy & magazine pics were not too suggestive! And no, Ped does not dislike ROSE! Try this, B: read something head-scratchy on here. Scratch your head. Count to ten before posting. Then forget the whole topic and post something unrelated. Maybe about your favorite candy or muscle car. Bomber, I seriously do love you like you were my own kid. The one locked in the fruit cellar since he turned 12.

Tex, yes, thank you. I wasn't saying (and I even said this) that anyone should dump Dogfight for Rise of Glory. I was saying Rise of Glory is a much much much better designed game. In some ways Pong is a better designed game than Dogfight. So RoG has jet style wingtip vortices, Jacob? So what? They work! Everything in Rise of Glory actually functions! Like a $2.99 miracle! The game is more arcade style. Agreed. The game works and Dogfight is fatally broken in at least a dozen different ways, Agreed? We're not talking about inaccuracies, of which Dogfight has, oh, let's see; unrealistic flight physics, identical flight physics models for all planes, incorrect top speeds, period inaccurate aircraft carriers, (they didn't have aircraft carriers in WW1!) unrealistic ballistics, trajectory, aiming accuracy at range, range itself, machine gun magazine capacities, total absence of gun jams, paved airstrips, conspicuous absence of observation balloons and reconnaissance planes but commonplace zeppelins?!...and on and on...we're talking about inadequacies, of which Dogfight has more than it has anything else. Remedial graphics, six cookie cutter mission types, interchangeable planes, one minuscule patch of game terrain, utterly unambitious modeling and physics...and with the bar set that low virtually none of it works correctly. Imagine Dogfight with the superior graphics, terrain maps, mission variety, plane selection and control, the generally professional design detail and stable functionality of Rise of Glory...combined with the social/community aspects of DF. I didn't buy into this game knowing it was one guy's "hobby". I'd love to discuss with him ways it could be made better, but...Joaquin has yet to answer a single email or message from me.

Joaquin, if you're reading this; why is there no security measure to prevent unauthorized players from stealing squad tags? In the past week I've encountered M.O.M players called Sky Defender, T Bagg, Bumfluff, Dogface, Im de devil and at least two others. Anyone recall voting these members in? So...T Bagg can run around team killing and verbally abusing people and they have no idea he isn't a real M.O.M member...and we have no way of stopping him...but Hoagie, who IS a real M.O.M member can't get a note from Joaquin helping him access the forum so he can get his tag. But "everything should now be fine since the update". It was one of your "updates" that f*cked up the game in the first place, chief. People are now petrified at the prospect of installing your so-called updates for fear they might lose their hard-won game stats, lose sound in DF as well as unrelated apps on their phones, lose the ability to connect to the game, lose functional bomb button and joystick control (my current personal faves)...

If Rise of Glory is "like a baby's toy" Dogfight is like The Island of Misfit Toys. So...screw it. Welcome to M.O.M T Bagg, Bumfluff and Dogface!

Amazing post as always wig. Seriously - stroll by 30 Rock and tell Lorne I sent ya by to help write SNL...

dentinhead wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

legendofkane wrote: like what?

Dent, huff, leaving, ??? I'm nosey

Ya have to go back many post's.
legend was going all vigilante on us and shooting everyone down not leaving us anything but the scraps. This guy nobody got under his skin also,(I forgot to drop the MOM tag, hint hint). Nobody was one of legend's target's....(Legend was using alias's for his work...). Well Dent, (myself) decided to stick up for Nobody(I forgot to drop the MOM tag, hint hint). An argument ensued and Legend left MOM.... I and Nobody knew that wasn't right for MOM, so I waited for nobody and legend never came back....Dent (myself) cooled down, actually rather quickley but didn't act soon enough and talked to legend and He decided to come back.....I just wish Junk would come back too.

Hope that made sense.......lol

this reads like a telenovela!

legendofkane wrote: hey muck..you were coming to america,,a copy and paste of article..In the wake of last week's presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website.

States with citizens filing include Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas. Oddly, folks from Georgia have filed twice. Even stranger, several of the petitions come from states that went for President Barack Obama.

hey now,no politics

Gary-the-pink wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

Anyone for Sunday afternoon drive before tea time chaps, hawhaw, I say jolly hockey sticks what!


Hope nobody takes offence to that spare tyre so blatantly on view to the viewing public.

That's a joke, please tell me that was a joke huh

Muck this looks like it be a hoot to fly down that hilly curvy thing. Kinda like how my flying's been lately trying escape bullets
Lol On second thought perhaps Joaquin can insert this landscape feature into a tank based battle epic

Believe me it's easier to drive down than up, you can see where you're going all the way down, going up you sometimes have lean out the side or almost stand up, especially on bends and I did it in a vauxhall chevette automatic a few times.

Total change of subject. Lived in the UK years ago when we were stationed at Lakenheath (they had F-111s then, so I'm dating myself). Finally getting Ms. Tex thinking about a vacation next summer to visit England, Scotland, and Wales. NO IRELAND as she gets a case of the drools around dark Irishmen...

Any recommendations as to MUST SEE places? Figuring on a week's total timeframe.

Big Tex wrote: Total change of subject. Lived in the UK years ago when we were stationed at Lakenheath (they had F-111s then, so I'm dating myself). Finally getting Ms. Tex thinking about a vacation next summer to visit England, Scotland, and Wales. NO IRELAND as she gets a case of the drools around dark Irishmen...

Any recommendations as to MUST SEE places? Figuring on a week's total timeframe.

That depends on what sort of stuff you want to see and are interested in, but Tex, a week, that ain't long enough, 2 weeks gets you a fair bit of sightseeing, just going from say London to Edinburgh loses you a day, but let's see what my countrymen and I can come up with for you.

So come on. Mad, Dibley, Firefox, J4ff, Ktheo, ect what to see in one week! Keep it tidy!

this thread is funny

Flyingmuck wrote:

Big Tex wrote: Total change of subject. Lived in the UK years ago when we were stationed at Lakenheath (they had F-111s then, so I'm dating myself). Finally getting Ms. Tex thinking about a vacation next summer to visit England, Scotland, and Wales. NO IRELAND as she gets a case of the drools around dark Irishmen...

Any recommendations as to MUST SEE places? Figuring on a week's total timeframe.

That depends on what sort of stuff you want to see and are interested in, but Tex, a week, that ain't long enough, 2 weeks gets you a fair bit of sightseeing, just going from say London to Edinburgh loses you a day, but let's see what my countrymen and I can come up with for you.

Feel the exact same way - a week is not enough, so maybe see if I can get two weeks. I am a history buff and we are both fairly well versed in English history. I wouldn't mind taking in a match at the Kop at Anfield, and Highbury, errr Emirates stadium.

[e]Sputnik wrote: this thread is funny

Lol Sput, which chapter?

Hey Tex what year's..... I was at RAF Bentwaters/Woodbridge in the late 80's....Woodbridge side...I think that's about the time muck started sheep farmin....I think he sheep pharm's...do you sheep pharm muck.....I dunno.....talk ta da wall....I'm off ta bed.... cya fella's.....

Hey fellas, I invited Jose one konobi to check out are thread, he is 40 from Phoenix had a chance to chat him up in a 4 person game seems like a good guy. See if he checks out the thread.it was quite fun we kept shooting each other down and having parachute gun fights.

Reading post about rose, I am happy to announce tonight I shot her down twice tonight

Hmmm..., the government told you this and not long ago I do believe wig did make mention of the government was a friend in disguise or incognito, some such words to that effect. Now muck, that is being me, me being muck has an enquiring mind, a suspicious mind and will sometimes find little things, a word here a phrase there, will set him off with his little nose to the ground to ferret away and upturn all lose stones and worry away at little bits and pieces of this and that and the other. Hmmmm...

Flyingmuck wrote:

The striker16 wrote: Legend it was a joke the one about the economy. And muck that countryside is beautiful!!!!! Cant wait till 8th grade when get to go to Germany.

Striker Germany is nice, in fact some of it is downright beautiful, Bavaria has always held me in rapture, but the picture is of England, more specifically the England of Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats, Ruskin, Byron and a whole golden host of others and of course the indomitable Mr Wainwright.

I know it's of England but Germany is the closest ill ever get probably. But hay always hope ill win a free trip to England!!!

Ha funny Star Wars name!!!!!
I was in a game with Luke Skystalker!!!!lol
Luke is pretty good and I think over 21 but I don't think he's on the forum. So if we have one star was name y not 2????

I know this probably violates some rules so I already did 500 push-ups, cleaned the planes,mucked the sheep, and baked u guys cake and bought skittles. Wait I'm missing something… oh ya! One of my punishments was to stare at dents wife for an hour. Ill get right on that.

The striker16 wrote: Ha funny Star Wars name!!!!!
I was in a game with Luke Skystalker!!!!lol
Luke is pretty good and I think over 21 but I don't think he's on the forum. So if we have one star was name y not 2????

I know this probably violates some rules so I already did 500 push-ups, cleaned the planes,mucked the sheep, and baked u guys cake and bought skittles. Wait I'm missing something… oh ya! One of my punishments was to stare at dents wife for an hour. Ill get right on that.

Oh dear, did we not mention we changed the punishment, oh dear, oh dear, well now you have to, oh deary me, now you have to stare at dent in his red angora sweater and lime green leotard while sput washes his red dress for not keeping you on a tighter leash! Oh and if you snigger giggle chuckle or have any other form of mirthiness pass your lips, you must next go into battle wearing dents lime green leotard, but not the sweater, he's quite fond of that, he likes the silky softness as it brushes against his him.

The striker16 wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

The striker16 wrote: Legend it was a joke the one about the economy. And muck that countryside is beautiful!!!!! Cant wait till 8th grade when get to go to Germany.

Striker Germany is nice, in fact some of it is downright beautiful, Bavaria has always held me in rapture, but the picture is of England, more specifically the England of Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats, Ruskin, Byron and a whole golden host of others and of course the indomitable Mr Wainwright.

I know it's of England but Germany is the closest ill ever get probably. But hay always hope ill win a free trip to England!!!

Work hard and save the dimes and dollars lad and who knows, you might yet wash up on these windy shores.