Hmmm I worked in a big shed store call B&Q for a short time designing kitchens and bathrooms for idiots who didn't know what they wanted and had way too much money for me spend. Anyway we had this area manager who used to turn up twice a week in white furry moon boots and a big angora wool sweater also in white. And every time he would come up to me and say "walk with me" he would rest his hand on my shoulder, then he started linking arms, I thought ok I can handle this, then one day he did the usual "walk with me" saying we needed to check the new season bathroom stock in the warehouse, on our way he said he liked our little walks, once we got in the warehouse he slipped his arm round my waist......I still think they dismissed me unfairly!!

Hey Muck......We have new bedroom stock in....."Walk With Me".

Paul hasn't been around for some time....I'm guessing He's Busy doing the Humanitarian thing, sounds like he helps out when the going get's tuff....

Holy Bopes! We came that close to having President Benjamin Horne?!?! Well should it give you the shivers, B, that Romney clown (from my hometown) would've dragged us all into the Black Lodge. Where, ironically, like a Tea Party....um...tea party...there are no black people other than Little Jimmy Scott singing Sycamore Trees. Unlike Mittens' and my hometown, Detroit, where there are no other-than-black people. Curious, that...I wonder why Mittens bailed for Massachusetts?

I hope that does get some backs up.

And I hope this generates buckets of envy: not half an hour ago I was in a Dogfight mission. A player whose name escapes me - Tomcat-something-or-other - was apparently less than pleased. He was typing observations like, (Prodigies, cover your eyes) "I'm so fkin sick of these goddmn fkin fggot Dogfight missions." Subtle. Another player asked, "Why?" "Because theyre stupid shyte like this whole fkin game." Quote other player, "Many requested it." Tomcat, "It's moronic shyte, the whole game." The other player pursued the matter, "What don't you like?" Tomcat says, says Tomcat, "Every stupid a55 mission is this kill kill kill pointless American bllsht. The whole fkin game sux." To which other player replied, "But it isn't American. It's from Spain, LOL."

The other player's name was Zuperman. I flew across the map, blew him to hell, won the mission and quit.

Hear me my M.O.Ms...from where the sun now stands, I will Dogfight no more forever.

dentinhead wrote: Paul hasn't been around for some time....I'm guessing He's Busy doing the Humanitarian thing, sounds like he helps out when the going get's tuff....

Hi folks! Yep helping those that need REAL help is priority.
Also, got tired of hearing.."I'M GONNA DDDIIIEE IF I CAN'T PLAY DF!"
Dealing with people that have lost everything, have no food, or warmth (few complaining) puts it all in perspective.
BOPES & I got in a few good games. I haven't lost my touch: few kills & lots of deaths.
See you in the sky! (As I fall to the ground!)

dentinhead wrote: Hey Muck......We have new bedroom stock in....."Walk With Me".

there was a moral to the story as well.

. Wigbomb wrote: Holy Bopes! We came that close to having President Benjamin Horne?!?! Well should it give you the shivers, B, that Romney clown (from my hometown) would've dragged us all into the Black Lodge. Where, ironically, like a Tea Party....um...tea party...there are no black people other than Little Jimmy Scott singing Sycamore Trees. Unlike Mittens' and my hometown, Detroit, where there are no other-than-black people. Curious, that...I wonder why Mittens bailed for Massachusetts?

I hope that does get some backs up.

And I hope this generates buckets of envy: not half an hour ago I was in a Dogfight mission. A player whose name escapes me - Tomcat-something-or-other - was apparently less than pleased. He was typing observations like, (Prodigies, cover your eyes) "I'm so fkin sick of these goddmn fkin fggot Dogfight missions." Subtle. Another player asked, "Why?" "Because theyre stupid shyte like this whole fkin game." Quote other player, "Many requested it." Tomcat, "It's moronic shyte, the whole game." The other player pursued the matter, "What don't you like?" Tomcat says, says Tomcat, "Every stupid a55 mission is this kill kill kill pointless American bllsht. The whole fkin game sux." To which other player replied, "But it isn't American. It's from Spain, LOL."

The other player's name was Zuperman. I flew across the map, blew him to hell, won the mission and quit.

Hear me my M.O.Ms...from where the sun now stands, I will Dogfight no more forever.

What do tou mean you will dogfight no more for ever, there are many noobs to be sacrificed and I can't do it cos I can't hit diddley squat at the moment, this silence is of putting.

I'm Back Bitches!!!!!!!!!!

new jersey devil wrote: I'm Back Bitches!!!!!!!!!!

do we know you?

Kidding, good to see you back .

Oh..I meant to say thank you for all the entertainment.
Strangely enough, this thread helps keep things in perspective as well.?!

You decide ...

bopes wrote: You decide ...

HAHAHAHAHAH lmao........EVOLUTION

DENT,
So you got a new outfit? Did you get new OBAMAME pumps too?
I saw your pic on last night's DAILY SHOW or COLBERT (you need to see it!). YouTube

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: DENT,
So you got a new outfit? Did you get new OBAMAME pumps too?
I saw your pic on last night's DAILY SHOW or COLBERT (you need to see it!). YouTube

I'll check it out later today...gotta go to work soon...
I still can't PM you...My Out and Inbox doesn't work as it used to...I save the PM's but there's no way to reply back anymore....no biggie....I don't have anything important to say...But I can't throw a hello smart ass in there in silence when I need to....

silence meaning not on here (Thread/Post)

PM Besse she'll get it to me.

Flyingmuck wrote:

Kptn Singh wrote: I have some pics of me eating cadbury dairy milk chocolates. can I post em in here Muck

Oh, go on then, we know your dying to show us you daintily noshing a big bar.

Ive got Tescos finest courvoisier filled mince pies!!!

Flyingmuck wrote:

your shop must be destroyed for not displaying white lion bars - sacrilidge! Lol

Hey wig message me or text 210 852 6838

Has anyone noticed that at the bow of the carriers, there are two cannons? Have they always been there ? I walked and tried to see if I could get inside and can not. But, its a cheat area. You can walk up to the front of the cannon and it resets the timer to 90.

DELETE THE LAST SENTENCE PLEASE!

That's like telling everyone about the BONUS $, SECRET plane, and instant PROMOTION. (if they can find the secret room under the building at the bridge...shoot...did I say that outloud?

Mayby mayby not.
I know about da guns.
I have a secret cheat but I'm not gona tell cause its secret and I don't want u to cheat it off o me. Lol

The striker16 wrote: Mayby mayby not.
I know about da guns.
I have a secret cheat but I'm not gona tell cause its secret and I don't want u to cheat it off o me. Lol

I already know it! Follow FLYMAGIC! sssshhhhh!!!

hi all

iam back new router turned up yesturday and new computer its taken a little time to set everything up.
new computer has windows 8 now that might not be new to some of you but for me its like learning how to use a computer all over again and i wasnt very good in the first place.

its good to see all you scoundrels are still talking nonsense
hey Muck love the story about your boss and his white booties B&Q man thats the wifes favourite shop

ktheo wrote: hi all

iam back new router turned up yesturday and new computer its taken a little time to set everything up.
new computer has windows 8 now that might not be new to some of you but for me its like learning how to use a computer all over again and i wasnt very good in the first place.

its good to see all you scoundrels are still talking nonsense
hey Muck love the story about your boss and his white booties B&Q man thats the wifes favourite shop

WELCOME BACK!
(We're trying to keep the latest MUCK story secret...ssshhhh...the bathroom..not bedroom. NO RAISE?)

right then just so i have this right we are not to mention mucks little secret
ok my lips are sealed

ktheo wrote: right then just so i have this right we are not to mention mucks little secret
ok my lips are sealed

He didn't get promoted? He, evidenly, get a raise? He got fired?




(Is that why sheep are so important?)

I got fired cos I decked him!!
Theses days he would get fired and I would get compensation

And the moral of the story, don't wear a white angora sweater if you're gonna get punched on the nose!

Flyingmuck wrote: I got fired cos I decked him!!
Theses days he would get fired and I would get compensation

And the moral of the story, don't wear a white angora sweater if you're gonna get punched on the nose!

That sounds VERY defensive.
We are hhheeerrrree sheeeepy for ewe!


(Darn..now DENT is going to wear angora!)

Flyingmuck wrote: I got fired cos I decked him!!
Theses days he would get fired and I would get compensation

And the moral of the story, don't wear a white angora sweater if you're gonna get punched on the nose!

Watch...



WHY ARE YOU WEARING WHITE ANGORA?

Muck, I kinda figured ya punched him....The difference is I look sweet in Red Angora.... Furry Boot's and a cat in the hat hat.

RED, Paul.... RED RED RED.....