HERE IS THE NEWS AND WEATHER FORECAST FOR TODAY AND A BIT LATER ON
AMERICA HAS TODAY VOTED FOR A
PRIME MINIS...oh wait that's wrong

The United States of America voted for a President today. So they may or may not need removal vans at the, what's that big house on the hill called, oh, The White House, that's it for local news.
In world news it has been a bad time for dog fight pliots world wide as many have come to the conclusion that it sucks and is generally broken world wide, there are indeed some academnics who feel this may be the first rumblings of the long awaited and dreaded apopawiglips as foretold by the first generation Mayans of some time in the past, whom it is thought by many, could see some time into the far off away with the faries future.
The weather forecast for today according to random casting of the rune stones, by a random member of the senate council, is as follows.....one side of the world will experience sunshine, the other side will not, it will rain on and off in some places or continuously in others, in places where it doesn't rain, it will be mostly dry, lunch time will occur at midday wherever you are
That's it from me and that's it from him, say goodnight Dick, goodnight Dick
I can't get on a game I got bored