Attila wrote: Bitte um Entschuldigung, Ich bin 41 Jahre alt. Gruss

Bitte, ich entschuldigung...

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Woa there my Nederlandish friend. Ich sprechen ein bis hen deutsch.. But, I can speak any language that my good old pocket translator engine can speak/translate. Sorry, I did not intend to deceive.. MOM has become an International Squadron. We are sorta/kinda/a tiny bit, like the, Lafayette Escadrille of Dog Fight World.

Welkom bij MOM. Welkom bij MOM. Wij zijn trots om u bij ons te hebben. Hoe oud ben je ?

Kopf and Attila, see if you can translate this:

Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?
Austin Powers: A what?
Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.

Yeah baby, YEAH!

OH NO! The "BRADY KIDS" have to raise $20,000 in a week!?

I have to get out of here! TOMORROW!

DENT clean under you tree please?
SEAGIRL..I have lobster.

Ms. BESSE, I have a pellet gun for you to protect your birds & garden from DENT. Lead him...he's quick!

The rest of you....THANK YOU for your support!

I feel blessed to know all of you.

oedius wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

new jersey devil wrote: Hey I'm at work , these dam inmates are a pain in the ass tonight...working intake must be a fool moon..thank god only 3 hours left in my shift...

Threaten to confiscate their soap!!

Shock collars & video cameras.

He loves wearing a collar..shock is a treat!

I've seen the video! SEE: NJJAILS.COM

Hello m.o.m. . My name is Clayton. The other night I was luckier than normal and was able to blow the hell out of some of your fine members. A m.o.m member by the name of flyingmuck invited me your link and asked me to see what I thought. Your squadron seems very cool, with members from around our planet. Nice people during gameplay. I am a 36 year old beer drinking, dope smoking, hockey playing, dumb ass Canadian. I live on Vancouver island, in a city called nanaimo. That's a large island on the west coast of British Columbia. Though new at the game am developing quite a knack for blowing the shit out off nice people. Really like straight on gun fights. Like the idea of belonging to a squadron. If you want me I would proudly accept membership to m. M.o.m

Claygod, u sound like one crazy ass son of a bitch....ok ..aye...you sound like mom material...especially if Muckster likes you. he hates everyone..oh don't be blowing the hell out of us MOMs we don't roll like that....lol....mean ol devil.

Claygod, You will have to get the wig of approval by the board of crusty old men.

new jersey devil wrote: Claygod, u sound like one crazy ass son of a bitch....ok ..aye...you sound like mom material...especially if Muckster likes you. he hates everyone..oh don't be blowing the hell out of us MOMs we don't roll like that....lol....mean ol devil.

mother ducker.
i am lost in this thread, is that good?

I'm having a crappy day. I ripped my dress climbing down from my house to rake the leaves falling into Paul's garden. My cotton candy blew away. A branch fell from my house. My icy pop melted. "Nobody" moved out and took the peanut butter. My good tooth fell out. My bifocals now make everything look 3d (heh looks like I have 3 wives now). My wife changed her name to Ben. My car is now a Tricycle. All in all CRAPPY

Only the first sentence is true. anything else in this babble is fiction. If you believe in fiction call my wife Ben

If it pleases the board of crusty old men, I sez yea to clay god and dibley, thank ever so much for your kind consirdation. Your umble servant and moving target Muck.

dentinhead wrote: I'm having a crappy day. I ripped my dress climbing down from my house to rake the leaves falling into Paul's garden. My cotton candy blew away. A branch fell from my house. My icy pop melted. "Nobody" moved out and took the peanut butter. My good tooth fell out. My bifocals now make everything look 3d (heh looks like I have 3 wives now). My wife changed her name to Ben. My car is now a Tricycle. All in all CRAPPY

Only the first sentence is true. anything else in this babble is fiction. If you believe in fiction call my wife Ben

[e]Sputnik wrote:

new jersey devil wrote: Claygod, u sound like one crazy ass son of a bitch....ok ..aye...you sound like mom material...especially if Muckster likes you. he hates everyone..oh don't be blowing the hell out of us MOMs we don't roll like that....lol....mean ol devil.

mother ducker.
i am lost in this thread, is that good?

I've hidden a bag of skittles under the bridge, they should help you find your way

SIMMO,

SORRY YOU ARE M.OM.!
Cant't leave...they won't even throw me out!

Flyingmuck wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote:

new jersey devil wrote: Claygod, u sound like one crazy ass son of a bitch....ok ..aye...you sound like mom material...especially if Muckster likes you. he hates everyone..oh don't be blowing the hell out of us MOMs we don't roll like that....lol....mean ol devil.

mother ducker.
i am lost in this thread, is that good?

I've hidden a bag of skittles under the bridge, they should help you find your way

WTf man!
They were soggy, and it was the regular size!!!!
You could atleast gotten me the king size bag.

[e]Sputnik wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote:

new jersey devil wrote: Claygod, u sound like one crazy ass son of a bitch....ok ..aye...you sound like mom material...especially if Muckster likes you. he hates everyone..oh don't be blowing the hell out of us MOMs we don't roll like that....lol....mean ol devil.

mother ducker.
i am lost in this thread, is that good?

I've hidden a bag of skittles under the bridge, they should help you find your way

WTf man!
They were soggy, and it was the regular size!!!!
You could atleast gotten me the king size bag.

Hmm, tide must've come in, king size! That wiggy size, you up to it!!!

Caught one!!!!

Gone really quiet here

Claygod..if Muck says your MOM material then you must be ...IN vot for me eh?

dibley ...in vote from me as well

Devil...for you brother a little Maiden to start my tour

THE TROOPER
You take my life but I'll take yours too
You fire your musket but I run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.

The bugle sounds - the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As I plunge on into certain death.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

The horse he sweats with fear - we break to run
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall.

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the Russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Russian gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below.

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

coop wrote: Devil...for you brother a little Maiden to start my tour

THE TROOPER
You take my life but I'll take yours too
You fire your musket but I run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.

The bugle sounds - the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As I plunge on into certain death.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

The horse he sweats with fear - we break to run
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall.

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the Russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Russian gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below.

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

(And into the jaws of death the five hundred rode)

Grey Ghost... I better not hear his name mentioned for membership. He is not a team player. We were out numbered by his team in a BTB. And he lost because he does his own thing. The next game was BTC we were on same team and outnumbered. He is yelling (large caps).. COVER ME... We had tanks all over and the carrier is being swarmed and he's yelling cover me?? We didn't have anyone to cover the carrier let alone him. I told him to cover me, so I could just takeoff. He doesn't go after the pilot that parachutes after his kill, leaves them for ??? ( there was no one behind him)

My rant is over, thank you for listening..

I have to apologize to bopes, Tex, snoopy1 and whoever else was in that BTB game. I was sucking badly I think I was the only leaf eater in there..?? I don't know why but that chatting about Superman and Batman was making things worse ( at least for me)... Sorry again.. I will try to behave in the future..

Wig, please send Meds ... ! Reds, Blues, uppers, downers, sidewayzers.. Anything.....

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Grey Ghost... I better not hear his name mentioned for membership. He is not a team player. We were out numbered by his team in a BTB. And he lost because he does his own thing. The next game was BTC we were on same team and outnumbered. He is yelling (large caps).. COVER ME... We had tanks all over and the carrier is being swarmed and he's yelling cover me?? We didn't have anyone to cover the carrier let alone him. I told him to cover me, so I could just takeoff. He doesn't go after the pilot that parachutes after his kill, leaves them for ??? ( there was no one behind him)

My rant is over, thank you for listening..

I have to apologize to bopes, Tex, snoopy1 and whoever else was in that BTB game. I was sucking badly I think I was the only leaf eater in there..?? I don't know why but that chatting about Superman and Batman was making things worse ( at least for me)... Sorry again.. I will try to behave in the future..

Wig, please send Meds ... ! Reds, Blues, uppers, downers, sidewayzers.. Anything.....

SheiBe couldnt agree more with you brother...I will use the word DOUCHE if I may.

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Grey Ghost... I better not hear his name mentioned for membership. He is not a team player. We were out numbered by his team in a BTB. And he lost because he does his own thing. The next game was BTC we were on same team and outnumbered. He is yelling (large caps).. COVER ME... We had tanks all over and the carrier is being swarmed and he's yelling cover me?? We didn't have anyone to cover the carrier let alone him. I told him to cover me, so I could just takeoff. He doesn't go after the pilot that parachutes after his kill, leaves them for ??? ( there was no one behind him)

My rant is over, thank you for listening..

I have to apologize to bopes, Tex, snoopy1 and whoever else was in that BTB game. I was sucking badly I think I was the only leaf eater in there..?? I don't know why but that chatting about Superman and Batman was making things worse ( at least for me)... Sorry again.. I will try to behave in the future..

Wig, please send Meds ... ! Reds, Blues, uppers, downers, sidewayzers.. Anything.....

Now we know Kopf's weakness ... his kryptonite as it were. Anyway Don't listen to snoopy. No question, superman kicks batman's ass.

In other news, the game immediately after that one had a player named souljaguy21 who claimed to be a MOM (no tag) who lost his password. A squadron leader he played well beyond the expected performance envelope of that rank. I complimented him on it and he said he was a MOM and he liked to play in the "lower classes" or something. I said who are you in MOM and he said souljaguy.

bopes wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Woa there my Nederlandish friend. Ich sprechen ein bis hen deutsch.. But, I can speak any language that my good old pocket translator engine can speak/translate. Sorry, I did not intend to deceive.. MOM has become an International Squadron. We are sorta/kinda/a tiny bit, like the, Lafayette Escadrille of Dog Fight World.

Welkom bij MOM. Welkom bij MOM. Wij zijn trots om u bij ons te hebben. Hoe oud ben je ?

Kopf and Attila, see if you can translate this:

Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?
Austin Powers: A what?
Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.

He ish frum Holland; ishin't dat veird!

new jersey devil wrote: Hey Big Tex, how bout them South Carolina Gamecocks....

They look to be the real deal; we'll see what happens in Baton Rouge this weekend. Think Florida showed them up as overrated...

. Wigbomb wrote: Coop, the player you're talking about is Streetsbadnews. He was invited and did accept - in fact I think it was my idea - and the shaky behavior he exhibited in your game is about what I've gotten out of him since he joined. But...I've rarely seen him. We've had members join then leave, no reason we can't have a member join then give him the boot if he proves not to have The M.O.M Stuff. This was pre-tightening up on requiring more info and input before letting someone join. I wasn't thrilled with Simmo's spawn-happy tactics and he knew it...he respectfully bowed out. He's a gentleman and I still enjoy interacting with him.

To my knowledge "Streets" hasn't contributed to the thread. I guess, well, I dunno....if you see him tell him to report to HQ? Ask him to cool it on the language or drop the tag? Why do I feel like a den-mother? If anyone in here's looking to get spanked you can jack that idea right the f*ck outta yer head. (sorry Prodigies, bad form; type as I say, don't type as I do.)

Thanks brother for clearing it up for me ..I couldnt chat with him so I just had to watch nothing major only a few f bombs other than that nothing we all have bad days so i dont sweat it I have all bad days..just didnt recognize the name ...all good coop out... by the way ive got a line on wino now he said he is in his exact words "pondering the invite" keep all of you posted

Is Gary the Pink still with us, just that I thought I saw him without a MOM tag, game ended before I could enquire, just wondering.

Flyingmuck wrote: Is Gary the Pink still with us, just that I thought I saw him without a MOM tag, game ended before I could enquire, just wondering.

I do belive he is brother but now that you mention it I kinda remember seeing him without a tag as well...

coop wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: Is Gary the Pink still with us, just that I thought I saw him without a MOM tag, game ended before I could enquire, just wondering.

I do belive he is brother but now that you mention it I kinda remember seeing him without a tag as well...

Someone should ask him next time he's spotted, can't go losing people.

So what's the word on dibley and clay god