dentinhead wrote:

Big Tex wrote: Think I'm gonna go with Texas Duck. Some typical 12 year old boy was asking inapproprite things when I first announced the new name chage as Big Duck.

Was going to use the name Duckhead and decided against it... I kinda figured something like that would happen....

How about, DuckDent?? DuckyDentin.? DuckyDent.? LuckyDuckyDent.? DentinDuck.? DuckDressDent.? Duck before you hit your Dentinhead.?? (maybe not, on that one)

Due to the fact that ladies in bathing suits have been deemed inappropriate to view, the Newport, RI city council has just passed a law requiring that the following suits ONLY be allowed on Newport's beaches.




Thanks guys! That's just cruel.
I guess I have to wear one too.

bopes wrote:

ZandorHawke wrote: To all, I unfortunately took the download and can no longer chat. Not being rude if you see me in-game. My wife commented that it would be great if I could get the download in real-life. Not sure what she meant.

Thanks to Big Tex for his write-up a couple of days back on the squad. I felt honored to be mentioned.

I was thinking about the pilots that I hate seeing on the other team and there are a lot of them. I finally settled on EAS, Vamp, Calle and Sky Davis. Rickenfaker, EBU, Absolution and BunnyBunny would be equal to the previous four, however.

I would take any MOM pilot on my wing but give me Nazis, Diesel and Big Tex to start off with. If I'm them I shoot me down until another MOM pilot comes in and gives them a better fourth. I haven't played with Dogss much but I never have any luck with him. D_N is another problem for me and a big shout out to SB467. I still remember a game where I got schooled by this pilot. As I went down the list of pilots I was surprised how many there are (wow) and how many I never get a chance to fly with much.

If I had to recruit anyone I'd take Dawson, Calvin, Alex "Red"neck and Slender. Now, I'm not sure I've ever flown against Slender but occasionally I'll come up against a lower level that just eats me up so I always assume it's him!

And, of course, it goes without saying that Bopes is the best EVER! I only hope that one day I can be like him. "Be like Bopes" is my new saying.

Heyyyy.... What am I, chopped liva?

Hows this: in the spirit of "Age and Other Requirements for Membership in M.O.M.", paragraph 5 (bribery encouraged), I'll include on my MOM list the next three MOMs who include me on THEIR list!

So there!

As far as non-MOM fantasy league stuff: Enzo, Dawson, Vamp, Rickenfaker, Calvin, Red, Etc. As well as anyone I've ever thought favorably of (or at the opposing sight of whom i suffered fear-induced scrotal retraction) but can't remember at the moment..

Wow, that's weird Bopes!?! I mentioned you in my post but I guess it didn't show...but it was captured above. Spooky!

I also wanted to say that even though my chat is no longer working I will be chating in-game regardless. It's all really great stuff and very funny and Bopes it's all spelled correctly, two!

Just saw a commercial on TV.... A woman in a bikini (Skimpy Bikini). advertising for mayonaise....I WILL NO LONGER BUY MAYONAISE.....

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Due to the fact that ladies in bathing suits have been deemed inappropriate to view, the Newport, RI city council has just passed a law requiring that the following suits ONLY be allowed on Newport's beaches.

Thanks guys! That's just cruel.
I guess I have to wear one too.

If you look far off in the distance. To the right. You will see me bathing...

I want to join how do i do it. Im 38 & love this game

krgeibe73 wrote: I want to join how do i do it. Im 38 & love this game

Go to the first page of this thread and memorize it, get bribes ready, and wait until our recruiting guru let's you know all the real stuff.

I would like to join yall. Im older and this seems like a good team

dentinhead wrote:
If you look far off in the distance. To the right. You will see me bathing...

Did you remember YOUR suit & soap? (One can only hope!)

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote:
If you look far off in the distance. To the right. You will see me bathing...

Did you remember YOUR suit & soap? (One can only hope!)

SOAP? Oooooooohhhh no no no no no no That's ok.... I allready ate....Thanks anyway's

ZandorHawke wrote: Wow, that's weird Bopes!?! I mentioned you in my post but I guess it didn't show...but it was captured above. Spooky!

I also wanted to say that even though my chat is no longer working I will be chating in-game regardless. It's all really great stuff and very funny and Bopes it's all spelled correctly, two!

So . . . let's see now, where was I?

Oh yes, I was trying to think up my list of bold-faced MOM names I would DEFINITELY want on my MOM dream team. Hmmm . . .

Well, any such list would HAVE to include Zandor [gush!] Goes without saying. A sterling chap in all respects. (Psst: coupon for 10% discount on your next three Papal Dispensations* is in the mail Zandor.)

Let me think now, I know there must be some others . . .

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I live in san antonio to. Well right outside of Floresville.

krgeibe73 wrote: I would like to join yall. Im older and this seems like a good team

If you go back into our thread ( you may need a time machine to get there) You will see that we all (most) gave a Bio about ourselves. Age, Occupation, Interests, why we love MOM and Wiggy!.. Anything we could think of or make-up about ourselves. Did you read the Home page of MOM? (page 147 or maybe 148 by the time you read this). Our Rules (or lack of). Did you pay homage to Jimmy the Lip? Do you like CAKE ? You can see joining MOM is quite an extensive process.. and there is RULE 6..

So krgeibe73, welcome to the preliminaries of joining MOM..


I forgot to mention that: Big Tex, Zandor Hawk, oedius and myself give preferential treatment to Texans.. There are some east coast guys if you would rather say you lived in New York. But, Rule 2 would apply.

Hehehe
This thread is confuzzled.

Luna6 wrote: Let it be known that on this day, October 4th, 2012; three climbers by the names Kptn Singh , Hoagie, and Luna attempted the first Duckwing Challenge.

The Duckwing Challenge requires you to climb to the peak of the newly established Duckwing Mtn completely by foot. Expect impassable gaps, steep hills, all the while being shot at by other players. Challenging? Certainly. Impossible? Maybe. But if there was anything Duck has taught us, it's perseverance.

The three climbers mentioned above never made it to the peak of Duckwing Mountain. Kptn Singh fell down the span of the mountain, Hoagie fell asleep and quit, and Luna was shot by a tank shell.

Perhaps someone one day will complete the Duckwing Challenge. Remember who you are climbing for. And never look down.

EDIT: Kptn Singh attempted the Challenge once more, and beat it. Congrats!

Beautiful just beautiful Luna.
I'll try this challenge today.

I have really been quacking myself up in games today. I have tried to come up with the corniest duck one liners... To say the least it has been quite fowl. I think Jon would rather us remember him with a smile, then having such a long face. The only problem is this I spend too much time typing and end up ducking dead. So who can come up with the cheesiest one liner... I'll buy the winner a beer or two... But of coarse they will just put it on my bill.

DUCK! It's trigger

Wow that is even worse reading it a second time

Hi all.was told a while back that it would be ok to join MOM.i have been to the manager page and selected the squad to join.what happens now.do i just wait for verification.Or should i pm Wig?
Im from Newcastle UK,39 years young,enjoy flying r/c helicopters,love a good hoon around the twisties on the motorbike and this game obviously but nothing comes close to my princess Sofia(my daughter).
Probably more grumpy old man than mean but wonderin if theres room at the inn.i can try to put a mean face on in battle

I vote J4ff in!!!
Played with him yesterday and he was smoking the reds, big time. They fell, one after the other after the other. He gets my highest recommendation.

... and a boost of karma for J4ff for good measure!

And what does "hoon around the twisties" mean in English, please?

Kevin

Hi J4ff,

are you the other "player to be named later" on roster? If "yes" or "no", i'll defenetly vote for "in" ...
Just my vote, im sure there are others, too ....

Allan

Sorry allan i dont understand.Roster?havent seen one.

Thanx junk for the karma boost lol.Hooning must be a biker term.its just a good paced ride through the twisty roads,scrapin knees and being borderline hooligan i know its a touch childish but bikes are so quick the grin factor when you pin the throttle is like nothing else.

I say "in" if I can vote

I most definitely add my vote to get J4FF into MOM...deadly, and judging from the holes he put in my Albatross better with ya than agin ya... seriously, a quality player with serious skills...

krgeibe73 wrote: I live in san antonio to. Well right outside of Floresville.

You're right down the road from me!

J4ff hell yes its about time bro.....were u been hiding.

I don't know if I've ever encountered J4ff in game. That being said, I have to vote IN solely based on his introduction into the thread of the phrase "hoon around the twisties."

That's solid gold banter material, that is.

I've been ingame with J4ff many times....yes. I'll say in....

junkhole61 wrote: ... and a boost of karma for J4ff for good measure!

And what does "hoon around the twisties" mean in English, please?

Kevin

Driving or riding mentally around twisting country roads, sometimes at night, not that I would do that sort of thing
Did take off once in a Volvo 245, oh. Oy did it bounce on touch down!

hello may i ask if my squad and your squad can be allies once squad wars starts??