Sent you a pm, Rabbit.

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Buckgeo wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Why do they get a suite and I'm still in the Outhouse?

Oh...I'm a shitehead. Never mind.

Paul,
Now I see why you are unhappy with your accommodations
Staff has been full out but we will see what we can doo about dat.

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Homemade fertilizer! Beats Rogaine!

signed,
Hairy

Buckgeo wrote: Time to beat this douchebag down. Tired of this guy's hate towards MOM members. He needs a serious attitude adjustment.
I have taken two five minute breaks and will continue to do so.

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LOL, I must have run into him after your fun. He and I were the only ones in a BTC, no reds. Out of the blue he asks me if I'm going to switch sides or teamkill like UBuck. Only had time to throw out a "?" before he bailed. I shall do my best to adjust his attitude with extreme prejudice.

darraxx wrote: what excuse does he have to drop on one or two guys when its six on two and at what ponit is sneaking on one or two when its six or seveven at any ponit good form.

Those two pilots are able to defend against six without even breaking a sweat, perhaps? Or maybe he knows that one of those six takes things a little too seriously and has an attitude not unlike a little bitch. Some of them don't play too well when they're all riled up over nothing.

Cricket wrote:

darraxx wrote: what excuse does he have to drop on one or two guys when its six on two and at what ponit is sneaking on one or two when its six or seveven at any ponit good form.

Those two pilots are able to defend against six without even breaking a sweat, perhaps? Or maybe he knows that one of those six takes things a little too seriously and has an attitude not unlike a little bitch. Some of them don't play too well when they're all riled up over nothing.

Well.id rather take on said pilots even knowing im in for a whuppin. Having to face a better pilot forces me to hecome better myself. Does davy shoot me down alot hell yes as do alot of top.ranked pilots. But the more i face them.the better i get even after four years of df. How else does one learn head on fighting if one does not try. I hope.to some.day blast my way to the base on a more regular basis and get that hanger or ship

Oh, Criiiiiiiicket. Oh, CRIIIIIIIICKET

Go Packas.

Guess who's tied for first?

Go Packas.

We're comin' for ya. Super Bowl, homeboy.

Hi Paul
Was trying to get caught up on the Forum when I ran across your post. First I noticed the word Rockies, then I-70, then (EGE) Eagle tower. HOLY crap! I have worked the ramp on the commercial side for American Airlines for the past eighteen years. I live twenty miles north of there. I could have bailed you guys out!
Take care n fly straight! Lol
Scott

Hi fellow MOMs
Only read the past few pages on Forum, not enough time to to cover the past two months.
So congrats to those who have leveled-up!
Welcome all new comers!
As the snow gets deeper, the less I have to do outside. So looking forward to more flying time. So you'll be seeing more of my (ass) tail in the air.

P.S. Rick my friend, I hope everything turns out okay. My prayers coming your way!

Dragon 800
Scott

Dragon 800 wrote: Hi fellow MOMs
Only read the past few pages on Forum, not enough time to to cover the past two months.
So congrats to those who have leveled-up!
Welcome all new comers!
As the snow gets deeper, the less I have to do outside. So looking forward to more flying time. So you'll be seeing more of my (ass) tail in the air.

P.S. Rick my friend, I hope everything turns out okay. My prayers coming your way!

Dragon 800
Scott

You are confusing me Scott.
How can you get less things to do outside as the snow gets deeper when you have a Dragon 800?

Doggy Dix wrote:

and here are my two beauties ...

J4ff I think you should move out to the shed for some time there is no place for you at the moment ...
We, my babes and I, we must get first settle in, in the new environment ...
I know you are a sympathetic friend ... so we'll see you in a week or two ... Also, I get a little fresher air in the bargain ... which is not entirely wrong.
Pssst; there's cake in the shed, especially to you, now that you do not have to think of others ...

I'll do you a deal.I'd don't think you could handle them for 5 minutes nvm any longer so just for you I'll move out for the night.I'm sure I can finish the cake.Send them outside when ya done and I'll finish them off properly for ya give me a heads up when they're on their way so I can spray some air freshener about

The failings of a good Samaritan


I was sat at home the other day and noticed two ladies walking hurriedly down my street.They were looking at each house on the way down like they were lost or looking for someone.
I went outside to ask if they needed any help.One of the ladies replied" oh,is there an old couple live round here?They've lost their dog"."What kind of dog?" I said."It's a king Charles spaniel.Someone is up near the main road keeping it safe"she replied.I knew exactly who the owners were and knew they wouldn't be able to catch it so without a second though I got the two ladies in the car and drove up to collect the dog.
They got out and I picked up the dog and put it in the car.We said our pleasantries and off I went.
Got back,walked the dog along the street to the old couples house and knocked on the door.yep you probably guessed it.Their little king Charles came running out the door.I was stuck for four hours with this bloody dog while waiting for the warden to come and collect it.
My good deed for the day turned sour.

A great story, and deed, nonetheless!

Hi Bellsaj,
I have three day weekends, usually ride on Saturday bc the way I ride it takes me two days to heal up. I was more referring to the usual ranch work, mowing, weed eating and mending fence. Plus I cut nine trees down and been cleaning that mess up so that's my bad, should of clarified better!

See you in the skies

Dragon 800 wrote: Hi Paul
Was trying to get caught up on the Forum when I ran across your post. First I noticed the word Rockies, then I-70, then (EGE) Eagle tower. HOLY crap! I have worked the ramp on the commercial side for American Airlines for the past eighteen years. I live twenty miles north of there. I could have bailed you guys out!
Take care n fly straight! Lol
Scott

I sure wish we'd known!

I leveled up to air commodore!!! Im now also inside the top 3000, next stop, top 2000.

Dragon 800 wrote: Hi Bellsaj,
I have three day weekends, usually ride on Saturday bc the way I ride it takes me two days to heal up. I was more referring to the usual ranch work, mowing, weed eating and mending fence. Plus I cut nine trees down and been cleaning that mess up so that's my bad, should of clarified better!

See you in the skies

I would love me a dragon but im stuck with an old monster lake runner.
it's a formula III from 98 with an Mach 1 700 engine.
it'll probably kill me one day as I ride it. Longest none planed airride is 22 meters and that was on the ice.

TINKERBELL,

I just spoke to Jack, one of the Veterans at the house. He asked if he was supposed to mail a package for me.
(His meds make him forgetful.) I emphatically said YES! I told him where it was, then remembered that it's on Judy's desk and her office is locked. I'll PERSONALLY mail upon my return.
Sorry, I feel so bad.
First for scolding him for my mistake and second for the delay.
If Judy knew this I'd be sleeping outside.
Kiss STINKER for me and tell her I'm sorry.

Forgetful,
Paul

You know winter is just around the corner when Robins Red breast come out.
Taken at the bottom of my garden from indoors so not the best pic.

M.O.Ms, I have finally blasted my merry way into the top 400!

Not that I'm one of the game's 400 best players.

But, if you think about it, that means that less than 400 people in the world have gotten as far as I have. That just trips me out, thinking about it.

Enough egotism. This is the squad with 60 MORAFs, for cryin' out loud.

Fellas, "Un Peligro" needs some M.O.M love.

I was alone, holding off five like a champ, despite one pilot sneaking every run and another being deadly accurate like a tank.

This "peligro" punk dropped, flew high and around my base, and settled in for a spawnkilling spree.

Luckily, he sucks, and I timed my take off and dropped him once. I then cleared out three tanks, roared back to stop the sneaker, plugged up the middle... And was downed to find Peligro, bombless, at my base again.

I had to go eat lunch, but first I notified him that M.O.M would return his favors.

Shall we?

Mac wrote: Oh, Criiiiiiiicket. Oh, CRIIIIIIIICKET

Go Packas.

Guess who's tied for first?

Go Packas.

We're comin' for ya. Super Bowl, homeboy.

Eat my shorts, ya little prick.

Mac,

Can you leap a building in a single bound, too?
Super, man!

I saw the attempt at the recruitment by another squad on WC. You responded about how you'd be missed.
I'd miss you too! (Like poo on my shoe!)
Which reminds me of a true story...

Frank, Joe, Mark and I went hunting for FOO birds.
As we walked a FOO bird stirred, flew over and crapped on Frank. He wiped it off. And died.
Further along, another FOO startled, flew over and crapped on Joe. He wiped it off. And died.
Half a mile further, another FOO flushed, and crapped on Mark. He wiped it off too. And died.
Very dangerous hunting....

Just then....a FOO bird flew over...crapped on me.
I left it alone.
I survived to tell you the moral of the story :

If the FOO shits....wear it.

I'd miss you as well, MACFOOBIRD!

Wow, Paul, that may have been one of the best punch lines I've read in a long time. I spent the entire post thinking "whut?", then... Boom.

I would miss you too Paul.

Cricket wrote:

Mac wrote: Oh, Criiiiiiiicket. Oh, CRIIIIIIIICKET

Go Packas.

Guess who's tied for first?

Go Packas.

We're comin' for ya. Super Bowl, homeboy.

Eat my shorts, ya little prick.

LMAO Cricket!
And Paul, funny story....Go get em Mac!

Hi Guys,
Somehow I seem to have reached 228
Moraf is now in sight - 85% done.
Many thanks to Doggy, Bts and Cricket who have helped me on my way.
I will post again when I am within a whisker.
Cheers Goddo

The game seems to be broken at the moment. And by that, I mean more broken than usual.

So, I guess it's time for some actual human interaction.

I can't remember which is the standard human greeting. Do I shake hands, or put up my middle finger?

Forget it, off to go play some Minecraft, because I hate myself.

Could somebody pls look up yakuza and c if im on the Ranking board?...
Thanks!

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