Rudolf Rednose wrote: Shouldn't us M.O.M.s be awarded free unlimited access to the paid servers, on our celebrity status alone?

Paid servers?

Maybe I missed something (I'm not the greatest forum reader) but I just ran into J4ff in a game. Great to see see you mate, as well as witness that you've lost none of your skills...glad you were on the same side. Wish you all the best for a further speedy recovery!

Hiya MOMrades, sorry it's taken me so long to catch up after a couple mercifully forum-free days. Is there any cake left?

In no particular order: (because M.O.M rejects order. Order is for sissies.)

Simon bts, welcome to the vaunted halls of M.O.MORAFdom! As the most freshly minted Mean Old Man of the Royal Air Force, there's a brunette banner banging on your billet, best bake you a cake, (bunt) she'll be by in a bit.
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Andy, gorgeous new piece. Your last few have outbeauteousnessed each other, this one and the recent image of stones are my favorites...except for all the others you've posted. My Dad got to see the first couple you shared and was duly impressed, he would have loved these latest as much as I do.
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Mac m'lad, I'm in. On all of it. Bear with me, I'll get back up to full speed shortly.
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Shawn Silver Phantom, apologies for my inverted responses, we've already emailed prior to my having seen your posts. I believe you're all caught up, yes?
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M.O.M History goes a little something like this:

Well over two years ago Chet SheiBe Kopf created a thread bemoaning the lack of "mature" players in Dogfight. He was weary of "what grade are you in?" being the general level of conversational engagement and wondered if there might be no fellow adults in the DF community. He was quickly deluged with simpatico responses. I floated the idea that a grown-up squad would be fun. Nobody said "STFU". I pitched dominant Ace Brian Strachan on joining, saying, "If you're on board, I'll pursue it. If not, it was an amusing idea." He was on board...and it's still an amusing idea. In a matter of hours we went from a two man squad to a twelve M.O.M squad, a week later there were dozens of us and the rest, as they say, is a complimentary facial.

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Simon, company's here. Put on some pants fercrissakes!

Forgot the prodigy section Wig. Can't forget about us.

Is Sput still on the forums and in game, I haven't seen him in a while.

Have I done it?

Strikester, the Prodigies were part of the M.O.M shtick from the start but they aren't any longer, we folded you lot into the other lot, it's all just Mean Old Men, even the Mean Old Young Men. (and women. Do we have more than one? Lesa, of course, but Susi Harakiri appears to be long gone and Conoco stopped playing back in 2012.)

Far as I'm aware Sputty hasn't played this year or most of last year. I remember him dropping in once or twice, and he did renew his tag when that whole server debacle was foisted upon us. I'd love to hear from him, he's missed.

What do you mean, all of it? You mean the three emails, three pms, texts, voice-mails, jumbotron message, and letter by carrier pigeon?

I stopped once I got the message about the restraining order.


PS, I'm a bit into the first stanza, but the word "fan" is giving me fits.

Wowee Simon, there's that icing I was talking about!

Wig she is awesome!!!Finally got her up so to speak now to get rid of the sheep!!!
This has made it worth all the hours!!

Ok,I'm at a loss-can anyone tell me how to get rid of that bloody sheep!!!

Congrats on that doosy of a banner bts! Goes nice with cake!
Good to see ya Rick!

Sorted I think!!Phew thought I was stuck with baaaabara as well as the sweetie below!!
Thanks again wig

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Yep that was bizarre.Not sure what happened but when I entered my profile through the app (iphone) it appeared!It went when I logged in via the web!

bts wrote: Have I done it?

Yowza! I'd say thats a big yes you have. Grats!!

Yes sur wig. Im up to par. Wont be able to fly tonight. My calevration wont set on the new ipad. Im taking it to beat buy tomirrow to see whats up.

For one last post before bedtime, I give you...

Cake



One of my favorites, by one of my favorites.

In case you missed her.......

Wigbomb wrote: Simon, company's here. Put on some pants fercrissakes!

Badabing!

Traveling for Judy.
Woke up in Boise, Idaho.
-10 they told me AFTER I left plane.

REWARD: $1 MILLION FOR 1 TESTICLE!!!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Traveling for Judy.
Woke up in Boise, Idaho.
-10 they told me AFTER I left plane.

REWARD: $1 MILLION FOR 1 TESTICLE!!!

Forget the reward for one million bucks you can have one of mine.

I am in a btb mission and it only me and one other team mate (no reds).
The guy fired a few shots from behind and I told him to take it easy. He stopped.
I passed him on my way back to reload and he shoots me down. I called him a prick and told him I was coming for him.
I caught him before he bombed the hanger, shot him down. I asked him to say he was sorry. He did not.
I hustled back toward my base and shot him down again as he approached me.
Shot him down two more times as he took off.
At that point I lost connection. Now is it because I was being banned or possibly just lost connection.

Don't ask me his name because have already forgotten. Just curious about the banning thing. Till now, I have not experienced that.

I really need to remember to save a screen shot when crap like this happens for recall purposes.

GAW wrote: I am in a btb mission and it only me and one other team mate (no reds).
The guy fired a few shots from behind and I told him to take it easy. He stopped.
I passed him on my way back to reload and he shoots me down. I called him a prick and told him I was coming for him.
I caught him before he bombed the hanger, shot him down. I asked him to say he was sorry. He did not.
I hustled back toward my base and shot him down again as he approached me.
Shot him down two more times as he took off.
At that point I lost connection. Now is it because I was being banned or possibly just lost connection.

Don't ask me his name because have already forgotten. Just curious about the banning thing. Till now, I have not experienced that.

I really need to remember to save a screen shot when crap like this happens for recall purposes.

The server auto-banned you, Glenn. I can never remember how many blue kills you get before it hits, sounds like four.

Welcome to new M.O.M Silver Phantom!

Shawn, we don't care that you're a veteran ace using a sock puppet account. If there's one thing M.O.Ms enjoy it's some puppetry with our cake. Just be sure to keep a few things in mind:

Never shoot at wig.

Don't be an adversary of M.O.M infiltrating our top secret inner sanctum. Or do. We're cool either way.

Don't swear at people who accuse you of being a sock puppet or a hacker. Unless you can think of creative new expletives. I'd recommend "jagweasel" and some variation of "f*ckwit" but I already have those service marked, you'd have to pay me royalties.

Never shoot at wig.

Adhere to Rule 6 (see Page 1 of this thread) at all times. Or at no times. Just so you commit one way or the other. M.O.Ms do not waffle. M.O.Ms eat waffle. Waffle being a form of cake.

Go out of your way to slaughter all adversaries of M.O.M, including yourself.

Take the silliness on the forum with a grain of salt. Most people mean well. The others are f*ckwitted jagweasels. (remind me to pay myself royalties.)

Whichever veteran ace sock puppet you are, always remember to behave with honor, respect and military decorum while engaged in never shooting at wig.

Enjoy your deep cover double agent molery, young M.O.M!

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PAUL,
I tried to send you a pm, but it didn't work.

I am not WHINING. Nothing in a video game will make me whine.
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If you accuse me of whining, I'll tell my MOMmy!

I let them fly the planes all they want. I just don't like it when I fight back by dropping, and they whine because of it.

PS. I looked up your Dad on Wikipedia for the first time today.

I never cease to be amazed at the people I meet here. I am even more amazed by your giving, kind heart.

Respectfully,

-IJ

So now I'm a f*ckweed jagweasel?

Here's 2 cents royalty.

Apply it to Fla. condo.

Just wanted to gloat on my productive day. Today I successfully managed by meeting. Then I dropped Jet12345 at swimming practice.Then I took the vacuum apart and fixed it. Practiced piano. Helped minimally with dinner. Did the dishes. And now I am drinking a tall neat glass of Makers 46 by the fire about to finish The Idiot by Dostoevsky. Tomorrow I teach conflict resolution! What dumb ass thought I was qualified for that!!!

Forgot to add that with 4 kids, I don't need my balls anymore. Paul, you can have them both for $750K

TXLAWMAN wrote: Forgot to add that with 4 kids, I don't need my balls anymore. Paul, you can have them both for $750K

I'm a bit confused TXL. To have 4 children takes balls, and you want to sell yours

Paul, if you want, you can have my third. Rarely used, and in near-mint condition.

Is that too much information?