I think Wig was having a "Rod Serling Alfred Hitchcock Jimmy Hendrix" Moment..
A mind is a terrible thing to waste...
Wig, Take two of something and call me in the morning..
But really... I liked it

cool
"No one ever hears Mr. Bubble coming until someone
loses an eye. The teacher with the ruler with the metal edge
bought us one nut each then left us to get home on our own.
The ending ran backwards before the opening credits."