keithg83 wrote: Hey wig im trying to put my banner up but it keeps locking up. I tried on differnt computers but its doing the same thing. when I go onto photo bucket what should I type in? I put in moms squadrons but nothing comes up.

If what wig suggests doesn't work ask bopes, he got mine up for me.

hey bopes I typed in MOMsquadron on photo bucket but nothing comes up for the banners can you plese help me.

keithg83 wrote: hey bopes I typed in MOMsquadron on photo bucket but nothing comes up for the banners can you plese help me.

I find it by logging into photobucket.

Username: MOMsquadron

Password: jimmythelip

If you try that and are still having trouble let me know. I will just find it for you and pm you the image text (what I did for Muck).

I won't let you down wig
Paul: there like 60 Mom planes to clean

Hey Paul, are we talking just general cleaning or full detailing? I like a bit of Armorall on upholstery and RainX on windshield. Oh, and some of those hanging pine scented air fresheners would be nice. You know, weren't we going to have new cup holders installed?

[e]Sputnik wrote: I won't let you down wig
Paul: there like 60 Mom planes to clean

You had best get started then. Don't you think?

oedius wrote: Hey Paul, are we talking just general cleaning or full detailing? I like a bit of Armorall on upholstery and RainX on windshield. Oh, and some of those hanging pine scented air fresheners would be nice. You know, weren't we going to have new cup holders installed?

Full detailing! I want NO grass stains on the tires!

And please please please pull the bugs from Paul's teeth. Looks silly when he grin's....

dentinhead wrote: And please please please pull the bugs from Paul's teeth. Looks silly when he grin's....

Hey Dent, Don't you have a Falcon and Dornier to wash before the Execs show up?? Don't forget catering! Is the blue water clean??

Sorry to bring this forward again, but I don't want it to get lost in the thread.. We write so much on here that I want to make sure everyone reads the changes and may have a comment or sugestion.


Does anyone have a sugestion or better idea? Please let Wig or myself know. Jimmy the Lip wrote these changes....

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Welcome to The Official M.O.M Thread.

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Membership in M.O.M is by invitation ONLY. We welcome all interested players to submit a request for consideration here on the M.O.M thread. NO ONE, however, is authorized to adopt the M.O.M squadron tag or in any way claim membership in M.O.M until having been voted into the squadron by a majority of the board of admissions. (or by general assent of the entire squad) If a M.O.M pilot invites you to join while in game, visit the thread, post your introduction and tell us who invited you and a bit about yourself. It's easy. Very few of us bite. Okay, that's a lie. See rule #3.

Once Authorized to join the M.O.M Squadron, go here:
www.dogfightplay.com/management/squadmgnt/
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To give yourself a Squad-Tag (so we may properly identify ourselves in game), go here .

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Looks good sheiBe. The only verbiage I might add is "failure to do so will invite the wrath of MOM" or words to that effect. [/quote]

Man, I am really in the wrong league...Sput you don't have to worry about cleaning my plane. I can't keep it in one piece long enough to get it dirty

[e]Sputnik wrote: I won't let you down wig
Paul: there like 60 Mom planes to clean

Sorry about all the sunflower seeds and cookie crumbs in the cockpit of my Albatross Sput. Killing really brings on the munchies. I think I saw a shopvac at the squadron clubhouse though!

btschuman wrote: Man, I am really in the wrong league...Sput you don't have to worry about cleaning my plane. I can't keep it in one piece long enough to get it dirty

Just use one of my favorite techniques; bailing wire & lots of duct tape. It's much nicer nowadays since duct tape is available in colors other than just gray.

SheiBe, I think the revised M.O.M. rules are just fine.

oedius wrote: SheiBe, I think the revised M.O.M. rules are just fine.

Same here.

Big move today. Since I can now transfer (bed to wheelchair) safely, I have been moved to a private rehab facility. Last time I was here the little old ladies accused me of cheating at bingo! Now the REAL work begins. Bob said thanks to you all for the entertainment & the case of "Old Crow". I told him it was from you for having to wipe my behind.
Thanks. Paul

oedius wrote: SheiBe, I think the revised M.O.M. rules are just fine.

Except "Autorized" is missing an "h". It should be "Authorized"

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

dentinhead wrote: And please please please pull the bugs from Paul's teeth. Looks silly when he grin's....

Hey Dent, Don't you have a Falcon and Dornier to wash before the Execs show up?? Don't forget catering! Is the blue water clean??

I think You pretty much Covered it...lol best is when someone pulls the cord for the biffy dump with the cap on.....You don't know it till you pull the cap off....Lmao about a gallon of blue juice and turds.....lololol.....not funny when it happens to you

bopes wrote:

oedius wrote: SheiBe, I think the revised M.O.M. rules are just fine.

Except "Autorized" is missing an "h". It should be "Authorized"

Uh oh, I'll bet that was just a test.

bopes wrote:

oedius wrote: SheiBe, I think the revised M.O.M. rules are just fine.

Except "Autorized" is missing an "h". It should be "Authorized"

Thanks bopes( ohh spelling guru of MOM) I fixed it..

Just played a game with Veidar. He's back. He said he took some time off to visit the real world. I asked him how the real world treated him he said.. He's treated better in here...

I have to work my way up to a current photo. This is about 20 years ago.. Casual day that day...

Wow! Air traffic controller? Hey, it looks like someone is trying to make sure you don't skip out on break.

Holy cow you MOMs are like a bunch of 14-year old girls texting whatever pops into your pee sized brains! (No offense intended to text crazy 14-year old girls with pee sized brains)

My last post was one week ago and it's 20 pages back! I seriously think this thread will ultimately break the forum, which would be very poetic.

Random thoughts based on recent posts:

Wig - Applaud the attempt to rain these girls in a bit. However, I do fear for your sanity...as for me I am to the point of letting their craziness just wash over me in a cocoon of warmth and (oddly) sticky fluid.

Kopf - Rules are fine. I'm just surprised the makers don't use a pick list of approved members when selecting a squad. Again, this is my software project management side coming out...speaking of which, I'll be available November 1st if EchoBoom needs me.

Bopes - Spell checking!?!? What in the wide wide world of sports is going on around here!?! If MOM had used spell/fact checking in the beginning then we wouldn't have Rule 6! Where would we be then?

Jacob1000 & Captain Jackwagon (did I get that right?) - Just join us already. You love us...we love you...it's not your fault you got married young without experiencing the world first. It happens...just ask half of MOM (of course, not me...married a fine looking Texas girl and they will shoot you if you leave).

New Members - Welcome!

Final thought on MOM on MOM action. If you have me in your sights then pull the trigger. Heck, I'll even strafe you on a runway because if I fly past you then you'll get me in the end (pun intended). Having said that, I do think we need a code to join together in a game (maybe for tank spawn killers). Anyone remember the Wonder Twins (and Wonder Dog) from the Super Friends cartoon? What did they say to unite their powers? Maybe we could steal that?

Uh, Zandor, I think you mispelled pee there...

bopes wrote: Uh, Zandor, I think you mispelled pee there...

Intended...just surprised you caught it.

What did I tell you about spell checking?

SheiBe Kopf wrote: I have to work my way up to a current photo. This is about 20 years ago.. Casual day that day...

SheiBe was that before or after Reagan fired you?

ZandorHawke wrote: Intended...just surprised you caught it.

What did I tell you about spell checking?

Uh, Zandor, I think you left out a hyphen on spell-checking . . .

That was the new tower, so that would be after, way after.. Yes I am a scab.. Hard to piss away a $100,000 a year for PATCO..




I thought things were quiet here for awhile....... Zander was MIA... Now things are back to quasi abnormal... Normal!

SheiBe Kopf wrote: I thought things were quiet here for awhile....... Zander was MIA... Now things are back to quasi abnormal... Normal!

Uh, SheiBe, I think you misspelled Zander there . . .

I guess I shouldn't mention "rain" should be "rein", Dear Zandor. So, I won't.