Ronnie Biggs wrote: I'm a hopeless insomniac, but you beat me hands down. Maybe its the time zones.

Yup, must be the time zones, I've had nearly six hours so not too bad, when I first started playing this i was at my worse as far as sleep goes, 3-4 hours a night and they would be 3-4 hours of crap sleep......anyway, we're in a bar, its 8:30am uk time and all you're worried about is my sleep?

This new update is garbage. I've tried everything, but I'm just cannon fodder for someone else to get points off of. I can't take it anymore. I'll come back when a new version is released. Mrs Roo can open the bar if she pleases, and Parrot has a set of keys. I'll be back later.

NOOOOO Jacklpe!
R u really going to trust a LOOOONY and a PARROT to run this bar?
But then again WHO owns this Bar anyway but a RABBIT
The service is gonna be tough around here.............
One only gives out unsubcribed MEDICATION
The other only offers u CRACKERS
Sry! But POLLY does NOT want a cracker

No worries, we hope to see you soon, sad that ou wont be about.
heyyyyy who you calling a looney..., you say it like its a bad thing!

I don't give out medication. There vitamins that they all NEED due to not eating the veg! Lol
And I love cheese and CRAKERS lol.
Parrot Head. As you have the keys and you will be there please can you give me a hand in moving the beer barrels as there too heavy for me! if that's okay?

Mrs roo I'm almost always around. And if m not here I'm next door at the asylum So anything you need you just come find me.

Hey Jack! No worries. It's all under control. Like everything... This reminds me of a Bufftett song!

But first, a little poetry...


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And now for the song!

And people say I'm crazy lol

Just giving you a hard time parrot i actually like it.

Thankyou jasonmc, will scream!!!! If I needs a hand lol.

and PH If you are insinuating you will be drinking the hole Pub dry as you have the key and have been asked to pub sit!!!! Then I am Drinking too lol. (but only when I have finished my shift )

thank you the poetry smily face for you

It's harvest time in Kansas so I'm gonna hide here. Mrs roo a pint of your coldest beer please.

Comming up quench thersting cold beer There u go quacking Quazy sorry could not resist lol. How's the wife? You may hide in here for as long as you wish! Ou not wanting to help Harvist then?

I didnt get asked to help this year and I figured out of site out of mind. Here's a pic now imagine the whole country side crawling with these.
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I think i need a bracer.
Tomorrow I'll have do dance around a big fake penis.
The bloody sacrifices are long gone but we still celebrate Midsummer.
This was done before, that the harvest would be good.
Some of our heathen rites lives on, albeit not quite as they were originally

I don't know what they did, but I finally just got my first long distance kill since the new update. I normally get quite a few, but lately I've had to be right on top of the other plane to even hit it. So, there may be hope yet. I think I'll pour myself a beer.

bellsaj wrote: I think i need a bracer.
Tomorrow I'll have do dance around a big fake penis.
The bloody sacrifices are long gone but we still celebrate Midsummer.
This was done before, that the harvest would be good.
Some of our heathen rites lives on, albeit not quite as they were originally

How did the dildo dance go? I had to strip off and dance naked around a fire holding hands with lots of pretty hippy girls, then dive into a sauna. Lol only joking, only on a full moon. Hope your harvest is full of cake.

Hey guys, want to watch what I drink lol... If you have it, can You please get me a rabbit ears? If not than I will settle for... Hmmm Bloody Mary?

Chocks Away wrote:

bellsaj wrote: I think i need a bracer.
Tomorrow I'll have do dance around a big fake penis.
The bloody sacrifices are long gone but we still celebrate Midsummer.
This was done before, that the harvest would be good.
Some of our heathen rites lives on, albeit not quite as they were originally

How did the dildo dance go? I had to strip off and dance naked around a fire holding hands with lots of pretty hippy girls, then dive into a sauna. Lol only joking, only on a full moon. Hope your harvest is full of cake.

It whent really good. We sang and danced, then we had a bbq and as you know you can't have a bbq without beer.
Then we hade whippedcream and stawberry cake. I can feel today that I could have managed whitout the 3 last beers.

Who's playing at the Jolly Roger tonight ?

These guys...it's going to be stellar

Bartender, pour me something strong and don't be stingy. A drop of battery acid to soften it up a bit. Sigh...yep...going to be with the in laws for two weeks..

Captain Noushbag wrote: Bartender, pour me something strong and don't be stingy. A drop of battery acid to soften it up a bit. Sigh...yep...going to be with the in laws for two weeks..

I feel for you. Hang on a minute. We've got something special in a jug right under here... Here it is. This'll take the edge off.

bellsaj wrote: I think i need a bracer.
Tomorrow I'll have do dance around a big fake penis.
The bloody sacrifices are long gone but we still celebrate Midsummer.
This was done before, that the harvest would be good.
Some of our heathen rites lives on, albeit not quite as they were originally

Hmmm....
Intresting, very intresting.
A need to know questions?
Does it use batteries?
U're talking BIG, like the size of a Stone Henge?
Wow! Like Davy would say "I feel like crying"

Jack If you already have the stopper out of that bottle of white lightning i will take a pull.

Anyone else staying up all night to watch Le Mans coverage ?

Think I need a little something to keep me awake at the moment ! ! !

Thanks Jack, but I meant hit me hard not try to kill me Good stuff, now I know why it's called shine...makes you dread looking at anything shiny the day after...hair of the dog's the best cure so hit me again will ya?...BTW, we should have one of the buildings with a Jolly Roger sign in the next version of the game. I'll make a suggestion thread if your cool with that. Just means more work for you here, serving up a storm of noobie drunkards...and I want my cut up front...life time supply of shine's the deal...I spit on my hand..shake?

Captain Noushbag wrote: Thanks Jack, but I meant hit me hard not try to kill me Good stuff, now I know why it's called shine...makes you dread looking at anything shiny the day after...hair of the dog's the best cure so hit me again will ya?...BTW, we should have one of the buildings with a Jolly Roger sign in the next version of the game. I'll make a suggestion thread if your cool with that. Just means more work for you here, serving up a storm of noobie drunkards...and I want my cut up front...life time supply of shine's the deal...I spit on my hand..shake?

I actually suggested that when I contributed to elite. So, I'm absolutely ok with that. Glad that shine did the trick. No charge for it either. We just keep a little around for emergencies and special occasions.

PBR stat!

PBR on its way Jacob. And...!!!! Check out what I scored for us this morning!

Do they have rum in them?

jasonmc wrote: Do they have rum in them?

Not yet.

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