I just looked up the wines you spoke of. Truckloads will be no problem at all, but we want you to be semi coherent and not seeing snakes... Figure out how much you think we're going to go through and let me know.

Nice pick Jacob. $10 a bottle range, great reviews, very nice.

Lol beer, wine, and spirits are kinda my thing.

Jacob10000 wrote: Lol beer, wine, and spirits are kinda my thing.

Yea, we've talked about that. I think I need to hire you as a paid consultant for the JR. I promise it won't interfere with your Squadly or Modly duties... It just that sometimes I don't know enough to identify the right product for a customer. As I've said before, I don't drink a
whole lot. So if you would like to help out like you just did every once in a while, and maybe suggest a new item for our bar every once in a while, we'll put you on the payroll. It won't be a lot of money, but it won't require a lot either.

Let me know. We pay in dogfight cash, so you KNOW it's legit.

Sure thing.

Very cool. If we're gonna be in the booze business then I'd better have someone hanging around here that knows their stuff. Alright Jacob! Welcome to the family, even if its just a consulting if and when needed thing.

Hey the police left a note, they found --J-- alseep outside behind the dumpster this morning. Can someone go bail him out?
Manfred

Manfred wrote: Hey the police left a note, they found --J-- alseep outside behind the dumpster this morning. Can someone go bail him out?
Manfred

Consider it done! On my way

I wonder who took my Yellow paint? They must really hate cartoons!

Jacklpe wrote: I wonder who took my Yellow paint? They must really hate cartoons!

It must have been your new squad mate, yellow belly, I have heard that if he touches the water in game the paint wears off.....

Anyway, where's your banner??

Almost Headlines In Local Paper!

Old Man Sets Fire To Crotch!

I was testing some changes on the new bike. Changed location of gas tank. Hit a bump. Fuel line came off at the tank. Over the engine! I smelt smoke. Looked down between my legs. Darn wasn't the word I said........extra strong tea, please Your Lady-ship?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Almost Headlines In Local Paper!

Old Man Sets Fire To Crotch!

I was testing some changes on the new bike. Changed location of gas tank. Hit a bump. Fuel line came off at the tank. Over the engine! I smelt smoke. Looked down between my legs. Darn wasn't the word I said........extra strong tea, please Your Lady-ship?

or... Paul Mantz in Hot Pantz!

ParrotHead wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Almost Headlines In Local Paper!

Old Man Sets Fire To Crotch!

I was testing some changes on the new bike. Changed location of gas tank. Hit a bump. Fuel line came off at the tank. Over the engine! I smelt smoke. Looked down between my legs. Darn wasn't the word I said........extra strong tea, please Your Lady-ship?

or... Paul Mantz in Hot Pantz!

Thanks to the kind and friendly mods for recovering our yellow paint. Our building felt kinda odd without it. I appreciate it.

A Brazilian trucker behaving very badly! Enjoy!

Yakuza, the drinks are on me. That was fun.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Almost Headlines In Local Paper!

Old Man Sets Fire To Crotch!

I was testing some changes on the new bike. Changed location of gas tank. Hit a bump. Fuel line came off at the tank. Over the engine! I smelt smoke. Looked down between my legs. Darn wasn't the word I said........extra strong tea, please Your Lady-ship?

or... Paul Mantz in Hot Pantz!

The Emporors Clothes. A drink for Paul, what you having? Ill have a filter coffee with creme and brown sugar please. I like a pint of bitter usually. Ill get some official glasses in if all you have are the little ones with the huge pitcher. A pint of 'Quest' on tap would be appreciated. Jacklpe one for him from THAT pub

Paul good to see you back with us all. So how many of your other family and friends, doctors, have discovered DF thanks to you? Any newbies? Can I ask, over a drink, I know you suffer from paralyses, especially your hands so your bike project intrigues me. I visualise you as pretty fully paralysed but actually I don't know! By the way, who was your poo in the pool video for? Lol

Jacklpe, cheers fellow season ticket holder, clink. Those laminates are like gold dust, don't flash it around too much it might go walkies. Tell me whats going through your head case. It sounds like you might be head hunting head cases for a special assignment of some sort? My smoking is back in full swing and loving every puff, now Im stupid, not crazy

Jacklpe wrote: Yakuza, the drinks are on me. That was fun.

Jacklpe, it has been far too long since u and i had a game together. The pleasure was all mine.
As for u're nice peice of work out there, U're the BUNNY
Hope ta c u more in games mate!
ps. By the way I've installed a mini bar in the plane U might c me sit up lil higher.

Jacklpe wrote:

Yeah! That darn little BRAT
All i told her was "busy, Go Away"
As i was on DF the next thing i smell SMOKE.
Wait till i get my hands on that lil PUNK

CHOCKS,
The bike gives me freedom. I can walk again, but the hands feel asleep. Numb. I'm worried about driving a car because the paralysis can re-occur and I don't want to endanger the public.
Luckily, where I live the speed limit is generally 25 mph. Lot's of narrow streets and one-ways. I can go around traffic and take short cuts. There is "Ocean Drive" a ten mile circuit near the ocean that is scenic and I can get there taking the back roads. Most of it has been repaved so I can open the bike up. Being a bicycle (engine assist) I won't get a speeding ticket. And parking is a cinch.
A coffee would be nice...thanks.

Paul
P.S. Judy flys some times, she uses BIRDBRAINBESSE's account and another fellow, named John, is currently doing the practice missions and will be joining the multiplayer soon.

Jacklpe wrote: I got bored and made you guys a video about what an uninteresting life I lead (most of the time). I thought I'd let you guys be bored with me.

JACK! What are you doing? Your giving away trade secrets! People think we really work for a living, We can't be telling them the Truth.... Man you'll have the Secret Society of Crazy Ass Truckers all over you for this. Dude you gotta pull that video now and post one that looks like we're working.... yeah that's gonna be a hard sell but hey, you can do it.... .... I hope... ... Oh and REALLY passing a Tanker at night taking a video??? Man DOT would skin you alive.

Dr Dave wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: I got bored and made you guys a video about what an uninteresting life I lead (most of the time). I thought I'd let you guys be bored with me.

JACK! What are you doing? Your giving away trade secrets! People think we really work for a living, We can't be telling them the Truth.... Man you'll have the Secret Society of Crazy Ass Truckers all over you for this. Dude you gotta pull that video now and post one that looks like we're working.... yeah that's gonna be a hard sell but hey, you can do it.... .... I hope... ... Oh and REALLY passing a Tanker at night taking a video??? Man DOT would skin you alive.

Video? What video?


And how is the society going to remain secret if you tell everyone about it? C'mon Dave!!! I'll cover for you this time though.

Put a tune ion MrsRoo, I wanna show these ol'gits how us LOON'Z move it on the dance floor

Richyroo wrote: Put a tune ion MrsRoo, I wanna show these ol'gits how us LOON'Z move it on the dance floor

Richy... Thank you so much for the laugh.

Karma's gone, so I hereby bestow upon you One Giggle.

One question though, doesn't that doily interfere with watching the tele (Telly? Tellie? Or whatever the hell y'all "English" speakers call it).

Erm.....first of all us 'ENGLISH' call it a telly, T.V of 'the box'. Secondly, either I'm dence, your too american or I'm too young (surely the latter) but I had to ask Lou what the hell I Doily was?!?
GIGGLE back at ya!!

You ladies giggle...and titter...and snigger.

Here's an old fashioned guffaw!! GUFFAW!

Jacklpe wrote:

Dr Dave wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: I got bored and made you guys a video about what an uninteresting life I lead (most of the time). I thought I'd let you guys be bored with me.

JACK! What are you doing? Your giving away trade secrets! People think we really work for a living, We can't be telling them the Truth.... Man you'll have the Secret Society of Crazy Ass Truckers all over you for this. Dude you gotta pull that video now and post one that looks like we're working.... yeah that's gonna be a hard sell but hey, you can do it.... .... I hope... ... Oh and REALLY passing a Tanker at night taking a video??? Man DOT would skin you alive.

Video? What video?


And how is the society going to remain secret if you tell everyone about it? C'mon Dave!!! I'll cover for you this time though.

Oops I forgot... sooooo how's the weather...

I know alot of people say grace before dinner, in our house this is our evening pre dinner ritual