Mr RichyRoo see...(he did that not me lol.) I think I need to change my password!!!!

Bellsaj it was not mud ohh no no no no!!!!!!! it was scummy diderly upshuashs chocolate, CHOC-O-LATE !!!! Lol

Hmmmmmmm

And also Congratulatings Bell

What Mrs Roo does on her days off is not of my concern, nor of my doing. She has always shown herself to be a fine respectable lady while in our employ. So, in other words... I ain't going there.

I think the Jolly Roger should have a gift shop. And t shirts for sale. There should be an official logo





This is all i could come up with....

I don't know if this is a bar or grill..... or both

Thanks Dixie. Anything to make a buck I guess. We don't get many tourists in here, cause of the location, but hey, I'll sell t-shirts.

Use eBay

Dixie, I'll even give you the profit...

Jacklpe wrote: Dixie, I'll even give you the profit...

Wow i remeber when i started working here i had to pay you to work here. Now i get payed? Wow

Great ideas Dix! Lets have a little contest. Everyone post a suggestion and we'll vote. Our fearless barkeep can decide on the final 3, 5, 10 or whatever he chooses and we'll vote on those.

Hey I don't mean to interrupt but there seems to be a new problem on the forum.....





I haven't seen him yet but you may want to keep one eye opened

ParrotHead wrote: Great ideas Dix! Lets have a little contest. Everyone post a suggestion and we'll vote. Our fearless barkeep can decide on the final 3, 5, 10 or whatever he chooses and we'll vote on those.

What was my idea?

shhhhh...... Is it safe to come out, it seems like all out war is coming to dogfight, everyone is cracking up and throwing abuse at eachother, is it safe here? Can I claim diplomatic immunity? I can't take this, can't keep watching out for the next attack........I can't stay, they're coming, black helicopters and balaclavas..... HEEEELLLPPPPPPPPPPPPLPPP

May i register here at the jolly roger? i am willing to pay... handsomely

Dixieconfederate wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Great ideas Dix! Lets have a little contest. Everyone post a suggestion and we'll vote. Our fearless barkeep can decide on the final 3, 5, 10 or whatever he chooses and we'll vote on those.

What was my idea?

Official logo for the JR.

Was mine good?

Down at the Jolly Roger





Bellsaj and Paul can enjoy a drink on me, glad to see Paul has both families back and seems on form, my magic needs topping up
Must still learn a card trick, been saying it for 20 years.. Bell, Iechyd da to you and your family Pride.

Pictures anyone?

Ahhh....It's good to be back...tea, please, Your Highness?

A round on me and get some thing special for this fellow here. He was outside and he's had a rough day deer hunting. I'll let him tell you about it as we wait for the Bambulance.

Contains bleeps.

Very good to have you back Paul. I saved your seat.

So far, I like Dixie's the best, but I appreciate all of the efforts. Feel free to put them onto clothing, mugs, or whatever you wish. Sell em for whatever you can get out of em. I just appreciate the free advertising.

Parrot, the first couple rounds are on me for being a hard a$$ to you. Sorry bout all that. As I said though, at least you guys know I'm honest.

Fuzzy, thanks for coming in man! We appreciate your business and hope you come back often.

Dixie, thanks for the Makers Mark that you got us for Gen Jacks ransom. We really like him here, but somehow he got the high falutin idea that he was going to raid us. Bad idea considering the level of armament that we keep on hand. If you missed all that, read back a few pages... You did very right by your General that day.

Chocks, thank you for your continued patronage. We would be nowhere without customers like you.

Mrs Roo, shall we keep paying you in cash, or do you prefer chocolate?

Richy, it's absolutely safe here. Who do u think those guys in the black choppers come to see when it's time to get some non traceable "tools" for their dirty deeds? I'll give you a hint.... It rhymes with Molly Codger. This is safe ground. Plus, several of the Mod's hide from their wives here too. I don't mind a good throwdown, as long as both sides are willing to rumble, but 1 sided wars don't end well here. We'll send em home with rock salt in their hind ends (unless we've gotta give em worse) and crying for their Mammas.

Ok, I think that covers it.

Carry on and thank you to all of my fine customers.

Jacklpe

In all seriousness, the "Black Helicopters" are real. When I worked on the line crew at one of the nearby airports they would stop in for fuel from time to time. The helicopters were all black (no markings whatsoever. The pilots/crew wore black shirts, standard bdu pants, and dress shoes (no uncomfortable boots for these guys), carried serious Looking briefcases, and refused to let us fuel their choppers. I've seen them in Bell Jet Rangers and Hughes 500s. Downright unfriendly bunch they were.

Most likely the helicopters are unmarked ecutive ceos chooper they do cause some are some are worth so much money

Hey Jack, I think you need to crack down on carding your customers. I ran into this belligerent fellow out on the patio a few days ago.


From the smell of things I'd say he crapped himself. Your bouncers threw him out shortly after he dropped his bottle and slapped the waitress on the behind when she bent over to pick it up. I believe he was trying to take her back to his crib.

Backatcha Dave!

Jacob, I almost pissed myself!

Hey jackie!

Mate! I know its been weeks and months now but i think im loosing sleep over this, u remember (the milk thing) I really, really need to know but does that shop really exist or has that show nightmare kitchen done by that chef Gordon Ramsey step in to try and save that lil business?
Maybe a whole new renovation plus an added menu board Hmm lets see what will he decide to increase business $$$? I think i got it, freshly squeezed chocolate milk fudge smoothie plus something new on the market Yak Balls If u're feeling peckish 1 Yak ball, but if your feeling hungry u could have 2 Yak balls OR maybe have a combo 1 freshly squeezed with 2 Yak balls IDK
have u thought that it might do well in u're Pub ?
(ps. Thanks for opening this place )

Yak... That's one was beyond me. Yak balls and milk shakes? I think the piano bar sells em... We've got a rough and crusty appearance on the outside, but our kitchen is modern and spotless. I'm not the son of a retired culinary arts teacher for nothing. No kitchen nightmares here.

Umm. I just came in to drop a nickel in the jukebox.

Willy & George

That's the guy!!!!! Tell him I want my nose Back!!!! Little bugger is tricky!
That was toooo funny lol.

Sir Paul Mantz a tea for you sir, miss you!

Hi Jacklpe.
Pay me in chocolate hmmmm that sound so gooood lol. But this week can you pay my in WINE!!!!!! If so as I am of work tonite please can I start with a bottle of WINE please with A BIG Glass I need it, and keep them chilled and keep them comming

Here ya go Mrs Roo! I'm not much of a wine guy, but with a little research I found out that these guys are putting out some top shelf wine.



As far as a glass, I called these guys and I'm having one shipped here just for you.



Enjoy!

Ohh I am loving the glass..... But you got anything bigger maybe???? Lol

As for wine..... The wine that you found is old man wine YUK I like lady wine lol
I like Rosã hmmm nice cold pink looking wine Gallo, White Grenacre

Thank you very much thou, but while we get some in I will have a archers lemonade pritty please.

Old man wine? Ok... Well, it is on top of a lot of people's lists in the $60 a bottle category... Beyond that, I have no idea. So, keep the wine and put it away to sell in 15 years or so. It might bring a dollar of two. As far as pink lady wine, I put in an order.

We sell a lot of this at the store.