Oh Dave don't look so happy. We had to clean up after you. I never thought a passed out man could slobber like that.
Voss the way you handle that iron skillet one may think you were a woman in an earlier life.

Hello all. Lookslike you have all been having fun since I was on my last shif.

Thank you to thoughs who have replyed to my post about my son,
His in game name is Capitan useless lol
And mine in Real Tink but I am on very low severs at the mo. playing with the very rude people who have no clue how to play the game. I surpose that goes for some of the people who have played for a long time too though lol.


Well done Jasonmc and warnervoss on handling the raid good job fellas we are proud of you

I have just one very important question: why does everything around here dehenerate into skillet violence?

Because it makes me giggle like a little school girl.....

No wait doc dave just be cause I giggle like a girl doesnt no no dave look I have a beard. Dave noooooooo

VOSS!!!
Wack him again over the head and see if things fall into place again.

jasonmc wrote: Because it makes me giggle like a little school girl.....

No wait doc dave just be cause I giggle like a girl doesnt no no dave look I have a beard. Dave noooooooo

Ok. Now THATS funny.

Nobody heard me.....THAT IS MRS. DENT'S IRON SKILLET!!! GET IN THE BUNKER!!!!!!!

2storm2 wrote: Nobody heard me.....THAT IS MRS. DENT'S IRON SKILLET!!! GET IN THE BUNKER!!!!!!!

Oh yea, no worries. I think that was either RealTink's or one of the others. We keep a good supply here. Actually, hang on.... ..... .... Here we go! Now you have one of your very own. Merry Christmas!

Jason, a beard never bothered Doc too much. He is a trucker... We don't have standards.

You got to drawl the line some where. I'm mean there's ugly then there's me. Poor dave must have had a little to much to drink.

jasonmc wrote: You got to drawl the line some where. I'm mean there's ugly then there's me. Poor dave must have had a little to much to drink.

Yea, but when you giggled like a girl, you went within that line.

Like I said, it gets lonely out here... We don't have standards.

Storm, Now the lucky gentleman in your life can also live in fear. He'll be so happy!

Ha! Full body armor! And yes i have the riot gear mask on. This should protect me from all the rampant skillet violence and doc's lack of standards

[WS]HD wrote: I have just one very important question: why does everything around here dehenerate into skillet violence?

Because we grew up to Tom and jerry and the looney toons lol. Plus its a great non lethal weapon. And if dave gets near me again with that wierd look in his eye, I might smack him with the skillet again lol, knock some sense back into him

You see warner, somewhere along the line i traded my twin skillets in for twin glock 19's. Idk, call me crazy but anyone coming near me with that crazy look and ill shoot first and ask questions later... Of course then again i WAS raised in a make my day law state....

WarnerVoss wrote:

Lol thats awesome that just made the candidate list for my back piece. I love tattoos, just hate the pain involved with getting them lol

LO did I say Last night that this place was back to normal.I must a had to much to drink. Anyway this is for all of you.

CrazyWolf wrote: LO did I say Last night that this place was back to normal.I must a had to much to drink. Anyway this is for all of you.

Please tell me thats a real bottle of beer and if so where did you get it in the real world?

christmasbeer.us/jolly-roger-christmas-ale/

HO HO HO

Merry christmas fellas.


Have u been refering to me as Mr.Physics ??

HO HO HO

A man wins a hundred million bucks in the megalotto and calls his wife. "I just won a hundred million bucks! Pack your bags baby!"

His wife is ecstatic. She exclaims, "Wow we're rich!" and asks, "Shall I pack for warm weather, or cold weather?"

The husband answers, "I don't give a damn where you go, just be out of the house by the time I get home!"

Dr Dave's whore house...... I mean Clinic is closing its doors. It appears almost all the MoMs have contracted some form of STD while visiting the girls so till I can get my girls cleaned up again ill have to close my doors. The doors close at 18:00 Happy hr starts at 19:00 get em while their not infectious

Jacklpe thanks for taking me out of that island but ur zep might have some leaks from my claws now for the cat nip and milk

Dr Dave wrote: Dr Dave's whore house...... I mean Clinic is closing its doors. It appears almost all the MoMs have contracted some form of STD while visiting the girls so till I can get my girls cleaned up again ill have to close my doors. The doors close at 18:00 Happy hr starts at 19:00 get em while their not infectious

Dave, I'm pretty sure they didn't contract it... I'd say they were the one's sharing the gift. Who knows what you can pick up when your everyday girl is a sheep!?!

It's probably for the best though. It's kinda hard to criticize foul language and behavior when you own the neighborhood brothel. It's hard enough when you just own the local pub. Plus, you keep trying to come in here and hustle my customers, and that wasn't going to last forever either.

Now, I'll take all of that cash you made so quickly and go ahead and exchange it for gold for you if you like. No fees or anything, just straight up market rate. I know how you like to think long term. Me, I'm about to buy an island with Parrothead's Christmas bonus that he hasn't bothered to come and get. I need the extra liquid cash to maybe go ahead and get a freshwater well dug, and maybe a small structure built. I'm also considering my options for power. I guess a generator is the most reliable, but there is the part about keeping a good supply of fuel etc etc. Choices choices...

Call it a Christmas gift (semi truck not included)

Holy cow Jason !!! Thank you! No worries about the semi. That's the one thing I do own in real life around here.

That should do a great job on the new place. A small diesel backup, and I'm good to go!

Thank you so much.

I found this on Yahoo News...and I post this with great respect for the Ronnie Biggs in Dogfight....I think I figured out the background for his nickname in game.....It appears the real life Ronnie Biggs was a train robber and it appears he died today....

news.yahoo.com/39-great-train-robber-39-...-dies-103246397.html

Thought this was interesting...I could have posted this as humor but I have too much respect for Ronnie Biggs...hes such a good friend.

Jacklpe wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: Dr Dave's whore house...... I mean Clinic is closing its doors. It appears almost all the MoMs have contracted some form of STD while visiting the girls so till I can get my girls cleaned up again ill have to close my doors. The doors close at 18:00 Happy hr starts at 19:00 get em while their not infectious

Dave, I'm pretty sure they didn't contract it... I'd say they were the one's sharing the gift. Who knows what you can pick up when your everyday girl is a sheep!?!

It's probably for the best though. It's kinda hard to criticize foul language and behavior when you own the neighborhood brothel. It's hard enough when you just own the local pub. Plus, you keep trying to come in here and hustle my customers, and that wasn't going to last forever either.

Now, I'll take all of that cash you made so quickly and go ahead and exchange it for gold for you if you like. No fees or anything, just straight up market rate. I know how you like to think long term. Me, I'm about to buy an island with Parrothead's Christmas bonus that he hasn't bothered to come and get. I need the extra liquid cash to maybe go ahead and get a freshwater well dug, and maybe a small structure built. I'm also considering my options for power. I guess a generator is the most reliable, but there is the part about keeping a good supply of fuel etc etc. Choices choices...

Oh no you dont thats my island quit acting like the mafia. And cat the misfits sent you there for your own good you gotta come back....

Dude, I'm not trying to buy your island.... It's a nice island and all, but it's not what I'm looking for. The one I'm going to purchase, if Parrot doesn't come get his money, is on one of our "lanes". What I have figured out though is that it has clean fresh water, and a hidden deep water port that somehow has remained uncharted through history. Your island? Folks know where it is. Have fun. Mine ? I brought it up after Parrot failed to claim his bonus. If he doesn't show up fast , his giant stack of cash is going to be reinvested.



Swop, that's where Ronnie's game name comes from. He was Simmo before. Who knows what his real name is? Probably Bob.