BAR KEEP, WHILE IM AT IT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW PISSER IN THE MEN'S ROOM.





That's just not working for me.......u/no?

Also can somebody please tell General Jackson he can land now.....






He's been up there for HOURS

Dr Dave wrote: BAR KEEP, WHILE IM AT IT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW PISSER IN THE MEN'S ROOM.

That's just not working for me.......u/no?

Stop drinking out of it Dave. Those little round white things in the urinals aren't really "cakes" either.

Blue Max Young wrote: Stop drinking out of it Dave. Those little round white things in the urinals aren't really "cakes" either.

Huh? Those aren't... but I've...

Hey guys, new menus!

Thanks for the Frog Burgers....delicious!

I'll take 2 more.....now I HOP & SKIP!

Jacob... Awesome video. I actually did "laugh out loud".

Dr Dave.... We put that in to comply with the Americans with Disabilities act. One of our customers, who shall remain nameless, had an incident shortly after birth. It seems that the doctor accidentally wore his wife's glasses that day, and how shall we say, made his a double... Just be kind folks...

Probably the cleanest, least offensive joke I know... I'm a trucker, so I'm not allowed to know many jokes that can be told in a family environment. I'll try once.

2 men standing beside each other in a public bathroom using the urinals...

First guy: Sorry to intrude, but I have to ask, were you born in Baptist Hospital in Lincoln, NE after 1968?

Second guy, annoyed but also perplexed: actually, yes I was.

First guy: I'll bet you were delivered by Dr Kensington weren't you?

Second guy: Yea! How'd you know that. I've never met you before in my life!

First guy: Well, ol Doc was a good friend, but his eyes were never quite right after that skiing accident he had in 1967. And, well, you are whizzing on my shoe.

Don't know about the "buddy system" urinals manlyfred installed here but I'll take that over the through tub at a local live music joint

Just tried a beer I never tried or heard of before.
It was suprisingly good. Lindemans apple bier.

bellsaj wrote: Just tried a beer I never tried or heard of before.
It was suprisingly good. Lindemans apple bier.

Is that like the apply-tinnys manny drinks?

It feels almost like a cider at first but the more beery taste quickly takes over.
A very fruity fresh tasteing beer.

I'm sorry Doc I have no idea what that manny drink is.

If kevy comes in make sure his drinks go on my tab he helped me with some stuff thanks kevy

Captain Noushbag wrote: Don't know about the "buddy system" urinals manlyfred installed here but I'll take that over the through tub at a local live music joint

Those tubs aren't for multiple users at once, they're just for drunks with bad aim.

I agree bellsaj, Lindemans makes some great stuff. I really like the peach lambic.

bellsaj wrote: It feels almost like a cider at first but the more beery taste quickly takes over.
A very fruity fresh tasteing beer.

I'm sorry Doc I have no idea what that manny drink is.

Manny.... aka Manfred......

I've never tried a fruit beer. I've had beer that supposedly was made with honey... Not bad... I may have to try one sometime. I've got a friend that's almost turning into an alchoholic on blueberry beer. He can't get enough.

Speaking of... If anyone around here suffers from that problem, and this thread creates issues for you, don't be afraid to let me know if you want to. I'm not sure how we'll deal with it, but we'll try very hard to accommodate. My dads best friend drank himself to death, and no, it wasnt pretty. The "bar" theme of this thread is just that. A theme, so that folks will feel happy and at ease while visiting us. Anyway, that's why we sell good food and great coffee too. We just want everyone to feel at home, and free to discuss darn near anything that's on their mind.

Have a good morning everyone.

Jacob10000 wrote:

Captain Noushbag wrote: Don't know about the "buddy system" urinals manlyfred installed here but I'll take that over the through tub at a local live music joint

Those tubs aren't for multiple users at once, they're just for drunks with bad aim.

Even squirtgun can hit one of those!

I none of you have ever had strongbow you should try it its a dry cider beer from England and is good.

We sell strong bow where I work, cans and bottles.

Jacob10000 wrote: We sell strong bow where I work, cans and bottles.

Have never seen it in bottles i wonder if i can get it around here.


I need to buy dr Dave a beer for dropping a bomb on his head while he was trying to get int his tank again sorry Dave. Ok maybe nt that sorry but alway good to have a beer. And sorry for quiting that game my phone rang then i couldn't get back in.

This is what I did today. My grandma took me to the Washington Redskins training camp. Burgundy and gold everywhere.
Since this was the camps first week of its first year in Richmond, and that is where alot of the fan base is, alot of people showed up. 15000 today alone. The actual practice was good.

One of RG3s beautiful passes



Then, some genius has the idea to where a cowboys jersey there. That was hilarious. People booed him till he left. 1000 people booing can be intimidating. Cant really get a pic of that.

Later, at the end of practice, we went to get autographs. My brother went to get RG3s and I went for the other players. He got RG3s-

And i got London Fletcher, Evan Royster and Brian Oglesh.

Jasonmc I wasn't bitching i was warning team mates you were now without bomb so they can target you 1st. It's all good i wasn't calling you out, sorry if you thought I was. But thanks for the beer...

Dr Dave I know know you feelings on droppers i just didnt want you to think I'm one. I will drop occasional but its usally when I'm outnumbered and just trying to buy time till help shows up. Anyway it was a good excuse to come have a beer.

I know your not. I will sometimes bomb a tank to if its hard to shoot. But I always let my team mates know so their not surprised It's all good. Thanks for the beer.

Scotch on the rocks please. Nothing fancy, Grants will do just fine.

Big C... Looks like a good time. I'll tell ya what. We'll even try to turn a few redskins games on in here from time to time for ya, as long as the Packers aren't playing. (Read the first few pages of the thread if you wonder why I would say such a thing)

Sounds like you have a cool grandma.

Theres the bear


And video:


And joke:

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ..................................................................................................................................................................................... soda.’ The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’


I'll have same as bellsaj, please.

It sure is quiet in here...

Hey Dave,

We're still vacationing in Seattle (but virtually still bartending lol). Found something at a shop for you today!

Manfred

Manfred wrote: Hey Dave,

We're still vacationing in Seattle (but virtually still bartending lol). Found something at a shop for you today!

Manfred

That's awesome Manfred!!! Thank you! Enjoy that vacation. They sure dont come easy in my world, so I try to make the most of every moment when I do get one. I've never been to Seattle. It looks like a cool place to go though.

Take it easy and have fun!

Dave