From the Short Bus Files
emails to Zup as imagined by the Comet regarding DF ELITE
Dear Zup, I really sucked at df1. Can you change every single thing so everyone else sucks too?
Dear Zup, my mommy says that the games are too long. Can you add a gay timer? Thanks buddy.
Dear Zup, I really hate German planes. Can you set it up so that you only get allied? Thanks!
Dear Zup, can you add a box around the sun? Having a hard time seeing it.
Dear Zup, I'd love it if you set it up so that even though lots of players are on the list of who is online, only stick me in games with that same lagging South American guy who really thinks he's awesome shit, when really it's because he lags...kinda like this email. Muchos appreciated pal!
Dear Zup, can you totally change the tanks? Maybe make them so that they can't climb hills. That would be Coolio!
Dear Zup, can you ban Comet? He posted a green popsicle one day and I was offended.
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