Had a real fun game with Martin & Icarus. Three M.O.M killing squad! dreadnought showed up and as soon as he saw us he bailed...twice You guys must really be puttin the hurt on him Anyways, we had a forth(aspirant) but it was total M.O.Mination on our part!!! I hope we get to do squad wars cause that was a blast!! Thanks guys

Striker, Left Handed Louie has impressive stats, it's true, but as a person he's of questionable moral fiber at best. Frankly he strikes me as being a brick or two shy of a hod. I'm 99% convinced that he's Dreadnought using a sock-puppet account.

. Wigbomb wrote: Striker, Left Handed Louie has impressive stats, it's true, but as a person he's of questionable moral fiber at best. Frankly he strikes me as being a brick or two shy of a hod. I'm 99% convinced that he's Dreadnought using a sock-puppet account.

Wow! I am blown away. That hasn't been my experience with him. I will defer to those of you that have better and more knowledge than I on the topic.

. Wigbomb wrote: Striker, Left Handed Louie has impressive stats, it's true, but as a person he's of questionable moral fiber at best. Frankly he strikes me as being a brick or two shy of a hod. I'm 99% convinced that he's Dreadnought using a sock-puppet account.

Lol Wig I didn't think anyone else used that word hob. Are u shure ur not Scotish

I'm a Mick, not a Mac, Brian. This Wiggins is about 102% Irish on both sides. Is that close enough?

You'll enjoy this...

Beth and I coming out of the movie theater in Times Square last night. Masses of humanity from all corners of the world...as usual. We bump into a couple guys having a very heated discussion. One seems to be preaching the evils of alcohol. The other shouts back, "I'm Sottish, dude, I need a f*cking drink!!" In the time it took us to pass them on the sidewalk we got to hear the exact same exchange twice!! I love Christmas in New York.

Jimbo, PM me, your address in the player list doesn't work.

Think Dread(not) has been reformed?? Was just in a btb with him on my side, and was curious to see if he would say or do anything inappropriate, and to his credit he behaved as a normal rule-abiding player should....other than never grabbing a bomb to help the team out.

Hey had great game with Jimbo and Martin we kicked major ass. mom was showing her ass a bit....lol was great time thanks guys. Oh louie is a bum hehe.

I assumed that with the break from school during the holidays that I would see a lot more of our Prodigies in the sky and posting on our Forum. Other than Striker, has anyone see any of our other Pees? I think I saw Sput mutter something or other, but not a peep from the others.

bopes wrote:

Chuck Norris wrote: This might be a stupid question and there will undoubtedly be many to follow, but now that I am on the pending official"ness" list when can I actually join the MOM squadron?

There's a little sign on the door of the star chamber that says either "occupied" or "vacant".

If it says "occupied" then there's some kind of official business going on in there. You'll just have to wait your turn.

If it says "vacant" then you can go on in but you might want to let it air out first, 'specially if wig was just in there polishing off your banner.

Then again, HIS WIGNESS may just be playing DOGFIGHT.

Okay what the hell is the latest lace application I get a message now that says my device doesn't have the latest lace something or other anyone have a clue?

Sounds like a job for dent!

Watch out for some fool called clement plantady, if he gets shot down near his own base he will trundle along in his tank and team spawn kill, when I turned my attention to the little twat he bailed.

I'm getting the same thing, Lieutenant Coop. It started with the most recent update. The installation looked to be complete but wasn't giving me "I'm complete" as an answer. So I clicked around until it seemed to be all set. Now every time I open the game I get that same error message you're getting. It isn't "lace", it's a word that's cut off at the front, maybe even half a sentence missing for all I know. It also happens at the end of that sentence, something something something "from" but the m in "from" is cut off along with the end of the line of text. Lemme guess; when you click the embedded button in the error message you get bounced into the Google Play Store? Or the forum? Or both? All I can think to do is uninstall and reinstall the game. It's been performing so much better since the update that I'm a damn sight more nervous about losing the game than I am annoyed by the click-through boot-up process. A couple more days of the screw-up should cure me of that.

. Wigbomb wrote: I'm getting the same thing, Lieutenant Coop. It started with the most recent update. The installation looked to be complete but wasn't giving me "I'm complete" as an answer. So I clicked around until it seemed to be all set. Now every time I open the game I get that same error message you're getting. It isn't "lace", it's a word that's cut off at the front, maybe even half a sentence missing for all I know. It also happens at the end of that sentence, something something something "from" but the m in "from" is cut off along with the end of the line of text. Lemme guess; when you click the embedded button in the error message you get bounced into the Google Play Store? Or the forum? Or both? All I can think to do is uninstall and reinstall the game. It's been performing so much better since the update that I'm a damn sight more nervous about losing the game than I am annoyed by the click-through boot-up process. A couple more days of the screw-up should cure me of that.

Yes that is correct on all counts.And I did uninstall and reinstall get the same message.

Hello everyone Gav (Pffft) from New Zealand here. I would like to join this motley crew known as M.O.M! I like movies, beer, sports, beer, reading, beer,...........beer......... oh and this Dogfight thingy. I'm not afraid to throw my Kite in front of a hail of bullets to protect a fellow team mate (especially as no real harm will befall me). I look forward to your reply and until then happy hunting

If you wait 5 seconds that message disappears. No need to touch it.

The striker16 wrote: He could easily be in top 100 in a couple months.

Months!

Well that ain't nearly quick enough.

Why, in the fine print of Rule 6 it says, plain as day: "Top 100, chop chop!"

pffft wrote: Hello everyone Gav (Pffft) from New Zealand here. I would like to join this motley crew known as M.O.M! I like movies, beer, sports, beer, reading, beer,...........beer......... oh and this Dogfight thingy. I'm not afraid to throw my Kite in front of a hail of bullets to protect a fellow team mate (especially as no real harm will befall me). I look forward to your reply and until then happy hunting

I've played with you a few times. Good sport, player and in my experience not a team killer. The Star Chamber needs, I mean NEEDS, to know about you. What's your age, sex, favorite skirt color, do you have a sister who's single (in her 30's or 40's, not really picky), are you married, and the most important question is, what's the capital of Texas (it's Dallas, don't tell Big Tex that, or else, he'll go ape sh%$ on your arse and scissor kick in the back of the head )? Until then, your application to your squad is pending approval by the Star Chamber, whoever that is.

Btw, if any of you see [NLR]Sputnik (twin of our Sput), tell him I said hi with a shower of bullets please. Scheibe you know what I mean.

I hope everyone had a great Christmas!! I'm looking forward to a better year than this one. Lord knows I need one . Cya in the skies brothers/sisters!!!

I must be leading a very sheltered life: have neither seen nor heard of this left handed loopie person, but if SheiBe feels that strongly about it I see no reason to vote in. Fortunately, stats aren't the full measure of MOMliness...

Ahem! Being serious for a moment about left hand louie, I think, feel that as striker has bought the subject up, we should let him run with it, if he can find out from louie that he has mended his deviant ways and is now an honourable player, then striker should be set the task of reeling him into the ranks of MOM.

Flyingmuck wrote: Ahem! Being serious for a moment about left hand louie, I think, feel that as striker has bought the subject up, we should let him run with it, if he can find out from louie that he has mended his deviant ways and is now an honourable player, then striker should be set the task of reeling him into the ranks of MOM.

I guess this has gone on long enough.. I posted on this thread (earlier) that I would be flying around as my alter-ego Left Handed Louie.. Because of dreadnaught.. I got him several times last night and he is probably looking for Lefty now, because old Lefty would not leave him alone. Lefty is now safely tucked away in an old hanger and often has a stogie with Jimmy the Lip..

Thanks Strike for thinking Left Handed Louie is worthy of MOM and sorry I was joking with you, in-game. Forgive me Strike? I don't want to cause you any emotional problems in your, "Informative Years" of growth..

Does this mean I don't get any Carpet Squares???

bopes wrote:

The striker16 wrote: He could easily be in top 100 in a couple months.

Months!

Well that ain't nearly quick enough.

Why, in the fine print of Rule 6 it says, plain as day: "Top 100, chop chop!"

Left Handed Louie and I have moved from 138 to 122 in the last 7 days.. I lost 13 spots while I was gone on vacation.. So bopes, whats my chances of ever seeing the Top 100?? In anyones life time...?

Wig, Coop,

I have a Nexus7 now and I am getting that error message. Wig, I can not read all of what it says either and same problem with going to Google's site..?? Should I re-install the game??

Zandor got a Nexus also.. I asked him how it was going and he said "not well" and was on his phone playing. It is taking me awhile to get used to it. Going from an iPad to the Nexus. So far so good.. If I can ever get this Game in IMAX I may be able to see the target....

Aww, I wanted to see how he did in getting him/you into MOM

If the Star Chamber has convened, or indeed ever actually star ted, I would like to see a reinvitation go out to cubanoloco. I've been watching him in a few games and have just come out of one with him and seen nothing to give any concern, in fact quite the opposite, in the last game we were on the same team along with Yakuza, it was a long game and a damn good game, with plenty of fun and banter including Cuban, so lets get a reinvitation out to him, I really don't think we should hold his past misdemeanours against him. After all if he screws up we can expell him or feed him to the sheeps. that's all.

Oh and I came across Oppi for the first time in I don't how long, he was on form, would make a good addition.

Three quick ones.

1.) I'll just go ahead and consider myself a M.O.M. already. Pls forward all possible complaints to Star Chamber, I hear they need something to polish their banners.

2.) How do u get a screen shot on SII?

3.) How do u get a screen shot on iPad?

Flyingmuck wrote: If the Star Chamber has convened, or indeed ever actually star ted, I would like to see a reinvitation go out to cubanoloco. I've been watching him in a few games and have just come out of one with him and seen nothing to give any concern, in fact quite the opposite, in the last game we were on the same team along with Yakuza, it was a long game and a damn good game, with plenty of fun and banter including Cuban, so lets get a reinvitation out to him, I really don't think we should hold his past misdemeanours against him. After all if he screws up we can expell him or feed him to the sheeps. that's all.

Oh and I came across Oppi for the first time in I don't how long, he was on form, would make a good addition.

I have seen nothing from cubanoloco to suggest he has not reformed from his earlier trespasses...I've read page11, but that is not the player I've seen over the last couple months...no evidence of spawnkilling, teamkilling, or otherwise foul behavior. I can only go on what I've seen, and I think loco has earned an in with MOM...and as Muck suggests, if he backslides we can always send him up before the firing squad!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Just wanted to share my favorite Christmas present.

Just where did you ever get a centipede that big and how does it taste?

Omg shie y I ought to… AHHHHHhHHhHhHhHhHhHhHhhHhHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Wow how many other people knew this if blob was one the next time I c him he'll he dead. No wonder he wasnt saying anything!!! Ahhhh I should have know when u went "what's a schibe?"

Urgggggg I was doing that at 12:30 Am(past midnight) wow just wow.

Look out I'm kinda sorta deminately might be mad!