I think Chuck Norris is effectually sort of in already so soon...isn't he!?....is the Star Chamber actually working, pulled the chain just now and nothing happened.
let me take this opportunity to share with you all an example of 'Post Christmas Brain Functionality'
The subject is a 20 something very attractive female,
VAF.
VAF....Can I have 20 Benson and blue Pringles?
(I place 20 Benson on counter and walk out into shop, returning with blue pack of Pringles).
VAF.....(tapping the window) Have you not got the green ones?
ME.......You asked for the blue ones.
VAF......Yeah, but they're next to the green ones and I want the green ones.
ME.......Why didn't you just ask for the green ones?
VAF......Cos the blue ones are next to them, (taps on window and points toward Pringles).
This is just an example, sadly she is not alone and I think if I remain here for much longer, I shall be joining them