Mean old Mastards, first of all Happy Holidays to everyone!

There's an awesome player named Chuck Norris who wants to join the super squad of MOM. He's got serious skills. I want to vouch for this guy. I told him to post his intention here in the forum.

He plays late nights when his crying baby won't let him sleep. So feel free to evaluate him when you see him.

. Wigbomb wrote:

bopes wrote: psst ... Wig, I think maybe you need to make the relevant type (COUGH - ABSOLUTIONmbizzi - COUGH) bigger on page 1

Maybe 24 point, with blinking lights and a bow if possible . . .

Righto, your Holiness. Was it H.L. Mencken who said, "You can never go wrong underestimating the willingness of the American M.O.M to look at page one?"

Welcome to our newest M.O.Mrade; ABSOLUTIONmbizzi !!!!!!

Whatcha think Bopes...have they received the good news now?

Such good news indeed Wig! Welcome mbizz! I'll always be a noob against you old timer.

Ender m'friend...er...I've played with Chuck Norris a ton o' times. Not only a highly skilled Dogfightster but a cracking jolly old bean of a bloke blimey crikey. (how'd I do, Muck?)

Whom-MOM-soever sees him first kindly tell'im we look forward to his post. As I recall he's dern funny cuss, too.

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Sput, take three outta four and run don't walk to the bank every time. Buuuut...now we needs to know what the fourth thing was that you didn't get. But you knew we'd need to know, now, didn't you?

Sounds good wiggy old chap, spiffing, raather, haw haw, jolly hockey sticks!

Gor blimey geezer!

Chuck Norris what, jolly decent sort that chap.

Happy holidays to yall.

As a special holiday present to M.O.M. I wish to announce my intent of becoming a member.

My name is Shqiptar (pronounced as in Ship Tar) and I live in Stockholm, Sweden - u know, where Nobel prizes come from. I'm 42 years old, a father of three, and work as an addiction counselor. Which is particularly interesting since evone here - including urs truly - seems to have developed a serious addiction to this game. I mean, really. Like, clinical addiction.

So, in addition to killing M.O.M. enemies and unaffiliated 12-year olds, I also offer counseling to any M.O.M. member who wishes to discuss his/her Dogfight addiction online, for the reduced price of two virgins and a bottle of 12 years old single malt.

The killing of M.O.M. enemies and 12 year olds shall be commenced free of charge.

Wait a mo, I thought you joined Enigma?

Ok, just been for a butchers, you didn't join, guess you figured we were most in need of counselling.

Right, deal is 2 virgins and a slice of cake, we keep the single malt! did I get that right?
Merry Christmas!

To all with kid's here.....GOOD LUCK TODAY heh heh. My daughter wouldn't sleep and got up early.....I'm tired......I think the best gift I got was an imported bottle of Sambuca.....I'm going to need it.....


Merry Christmas everyone....

Merry Christmas dent. You can have a nap after dinner and the queens speech

I got a litre of Jim Beam, all for lil ole me!

I think I like Butterfly so early vote of in from me, now I'm gonna feed the critters and get some kip, working again tonight

Flyingmuck wrote: Merry Christmas dent. You can have a nap after dinner and the queens speech

I got a litre of Jim Beam, all for lil ole me!

I'll stick with Sambuca....
gotta put the Lego's together first....
Call in sick

Hay butter didnt I recruit u for kamikazi? Well when I was with them. I can vouch he good i votes IN.

Well it's 8:43 am here cant go downstairs and wake my parents up till 9:30 so ill be playing and hopefully get a level up for christmas!

Butterfly wrote: Happy holidays to yall.

As a special holiday present to M.O.M. I wish to announce my intent of becoming a member.

My name is Shqiptar (pronounced as in Ship Tar) and I live in Stockholm, Sweden - u know, where Nobel prizes come from. I'm 42 years old, a father of three, and work as an addiction counselor. Which is particularly interesting since evone here - including urs truly - seems to have developed a serious addiction to this game. I mean, really. Like, clinical addiction.

So, in addition to killing M.O.M. enemies and unaffiliated 12-year olds, I also offer counseling to any M.O.M. member who wishes to discuss his/her Dogfight addiction online, for the reduced price of two virgins and a bottle of 12 years old single malt.

The killing of M.O.M. enemies and 12 year olds shall be commenced free of charge.

Hey butterfly!! Glad to see you found a squad....to let you know, MOM has a great group of whacked out players, who can't even feed themselves.............oooh sorry, my a.d.d kicked in...sorry.......as I was saying, MOM is a great squad. Im old enough to join MOM seeing Im almost 40 (with 3 kids also)......But I would never join a bunch of dead beats who can't even pour pee out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel........Ooooh sorry again....my a.d.d doesnt usually do that twice in a row....
Merry christmas MOMS

Ender wrote: Mean old Mastards, first of all Happy Holidays to everyone!

There's an awesome player named Chuck Norris who wants to join the super squad of MOM. He's got serious skills. I want to vouch for this guy. I told him to post his intention here in the forum.

He plays late nights when his crying baby won't let him sleep. So feel free to evaluate him when you see him.

I vote in. Have played him several times and was particularly impressed with his karate skills...! And, Merry Christmas!

If Butterfly wants in and is unaffiliated with another squad, I vote in...anyone this twisted deserves to be a MOM. And besides, the sheep and I could use the counseling...

General jackson wrote:

Butterfly wrote: Happy holidays to yall.

As a special holiday present to M.O.M. I wish to announce my intent of becoming a member.

My name is Shqiptar (pronounced as in Ship Tar) and I live in Stockholm, Sweden - u know, where Nobel prizes come from. I'm 42 years old, a father of three, and work as an addiction counselor. Which is particularly interesting since evone here - including urs truly - seems to have developed a serious addiction to this game. I mean, really. Like, clinical addiction.

So, in addition to killing M.O.M. enemies and unaffiliated 12-year olds, I also offer counseling to any M.O.M. member who wishes to discuss his/her Dogfight addiction online, for the reduced price of two virgins and a bottle of 12 years old single malt.

The killing of M.O.M. enemies and 12 year olds shall be commenced free of charge.

Hey butterfly!! Glad to see you found a squad....to let you know, MOM has a great group of whacked out players, who can't even feed themselves.............oooh sorry, my a.d.d kicked in...sorry.......as I was saying, MOM is a great squad. Im old enough to join MOM seeing Im almost 40 (with 3 kids also)......But I would never join a bunch of dead beats who can't even pour pee out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel........Ooooh sorry again....my a.d.d doesnt usually do that twice in a row....
Merry christmas MOMS

Jack, this sounds more like Tourettes Syndrome, not ADD...

Merry Christmas from South Carolina. ICARUS.

General jackson wrote:

Butterfly wrote: Happy holidays to yall.

As a special holiday present to M.O.M. I wish to announce my intent of becoming a member.

My name is Shqiptar (pronounced as in Ship Tar) and I live in Stockholm, Sweden - u know, where Nobel prizes come from. I'm 42 years old, a father of three, and work as an addiction counselor. Which is particularly interesting since evone here - including urs truly - seems to have developed a serious addiction to this game. I mean, really. Like, clinical addiction.

So, in addition to killing M.O.M. enemies and unaffiliated 12-year olds, I also offer counseling to any M.O.M. member who wishes to discuss his/her Dogfight addiction online, for the reduced price of two virgins and a bottle of 12 years old single malt.

The killing of M.O.M. enemies and 12 year olds shall be commenced free of charge.

Hey butterfly!! Glad to see you found a squad....to let you know, MOM has a great group of whacked out players, who can't even feed themselves.............oooh sorry, my a.d.d kicked in...sorry.......as I was saying, MOM is a great squad. Im old enough to join MOM seeing Im almost 40 (with 3 kids also)......But I would never join a bunch of dead beats who can't even pour pee out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel........Ooooh sorry again....my a.d.d doesnt usually do that twice in a row....
Merry christmas MOMS

lololol General.....I said that to a friend once and his reply was.....I wouldn't be dumb enough to pee in a boot in the first place......That set me back a bit...

dentinhead wrote: To all with kid's here.....GOOD LUCK TODAY heh heh. My daughter wouldn't sleep and got up early.....I'm tired......I think the best gift I got was an imported bottle of Sambuca.....I'm going to need it.....


Merry Christmas everyone....

What kinda sambuca did you get?

Butterfly wrote: Happy holidays to yall.

As a special holiday present to M.O.M. I wish to announce my intent of becoming a member.

My name is Shqiptar (pronounced as in Ship Tar) and I live in Stockholm, Sweden - u know, where Nobel prizes come from. I'm 42 years old, a father of three, and work as an addiction counselor. Which is particularly interesting since evone here - including urs truly - seems to have developed a serious addiction to this game. I mean, really. Like, clinical addiction.

So, in addition to killing M.O.M. enemies and unaffiliated 12-year olds, I also offer counseling to any M.O.M. member who wishes to discuss his/her Dogfight addiction online, for the reduced price of two virgins and a bottle of 12 years old single malt.

The killing of M.O.M. enemies and 12 year olds shall be commenced free of charge.

I vote in played manny times good guy

Ender wrote: Mean old Mastards, first of all Happy Holidays to everyone!

There's an awesome player named Chuck Norris who wants to join the super squad of MOM. He's got serious skills. I want to vouch for this guy. I told him to post his intention here in the forum.

He plays late nights when his crying baby won't let him sleep. So feel free to evaluate him when you see him.

Also played him before he's good it's an in for me.

Butterfly and Chuck both seem like born MO.M.s

Happy holidays to all my Dogfight brethren!

Butterfly wrote: Happy holidays to yall.

As a special holiday present to M.O.M. I wish to announce my intent of becoming a member.

My name is Shqiptar (pronounced as in Ship Tar) and I live in Stockholm, Sweden - u know, where Nobel prizes come from. I'm 42 years old, a father of three, and work as an addiction counselor. Which is particularly interesting since evone here - including urs truly - seems to have developed a serious addiction to this game. I mean, really. Like, clinical addiction.

So, in addition to killing M.O.M. enemies and unaffiliated 12-year olds, I also offer counseling to any M.O.M. member who wishes to discuss his/her Dogfight addiction online, for the reduced price of two virgins and a bottle of 12 years old single malt.

The killing of M.O.M. enemies and 12 year olds shall be commenced free of charge.

You got me at the single malt! I'd like to share my triple single malt odyssey bottle with you if you get accepted!

Ok Sheibe!!! Now, you found out where I was hiding!!!.. lmao

Merry Christmas everyone!!! Damn, I am feeling like a little child been impatient to open his Xmas presents...Yayyyy lol

Merry Christmas


I have added the following to the, Pending Official...ness List:

butterfly/Shqiptar/ Stockholm,Sweden

Chuck Norris/Josh/Hayden,Idaho,USA

Pffft

RyansAce


These gentlemen, will give us our first 100 memberships...

Do we have enough Carpet Squares ???



We are supposed to have snow in the Dallas/Ft Worth area today.. Zandor, get out the shovels...!!

Snow?? In Texas? Omg this is crazy!!!!! lol The weather loosing its freakin "mind"... lol

I have played with both players(Butterfly and Chuck Norris) very good players. Always relieved when I am in a game and they are on my team.... Get IN from me...

Merry Christmas my fellow brothers!!!!!

Jacob10000 wrote:

dentinhead wrote: To all with kid's here.....GOOD LUCK TODAY heh heh. My daughter wouldn't sleep and got up early.....I'm tired......I think the best gift I got was an imported bottle of Sambuca.....I'm going to need it.....


Merry Christmas everyone....

What kinda sambuca did you get?

this one is BASILICA I usually get ROMANA. I found sambuca while stationed in europe......
I only do a shot now and then...
Some have their wine, I have my sambuca....

I have played with all 4 gentlemen mentioned above. I vote yes all good blokes. Did you know that when chuck Norris farts hangers blow up. Seriously ,saw it in a game. Remember that game wig . I got an iPad mini from Santa. Seems so weird after playing on my iPhone for so long. I don't need to squint or use my quad-focal glasses.

Everyone is getting Pads. You a Mini. DENT a box of Maxi. Does your's have wings?