Congrats to our new MOMrades!

TXLAWMAN wrote: The only condition of membership for you Jerry is to become "Cake of Jerry" because there ain't no pie in M.O.M!!!

[£F] Pie of Jerry wrote:

bts wrote: Welcome to our newest MOMrade
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Sorry for the slight delay-there was a mix up in the visa dept to get you naturalised as a citizen of the people's democratic republic of MOM!!
Welcome to the mad house!

Congratulations on all the new faces, to think if I would of waited a few years I might have been a M.O.M.!
Good Luck, and hope to shoot you later!

Here's a pole of which cake is your favorite (flavor).
Just wondering, =)

My wife made this for me while we were dating. I proposed after the first bite! It's a chocoflan!

This is a test of my new generic banner.
+One

It's ok, but my plane IS red! With a +1 on the side!l
A M.O.M. Pilot,
+1
P. S. I request a redesign.

Sorry for the banner there +1. I have passed on your request for redesign to the Ministry of Redesign. Unfortunately the Minister of Redesign was recently convicted of crimes against the state and humanity. He laughed at a comment by Ghost that was clearly not a joke. We had to kill him obviously. It was tragic. After the execution, we had his trial. We watched the video, and Ghost clearly told a joke. This one is kind of my fault. This Minister of Justice thing is still new. At least I learned, trial then execution. Applications for the Ministry of Redesign are a little thin at the moment. In the meantime, enjoy some cake!

YEMX wrote: Also... About the banner.... The one that I have now, was the very last one "CRAZYWOLF" did. Life is short and this banner has a bit of meaning to me, plus I really do suffer from some kind of sickness when it comes to women in bikinis. CRAZYWOLF was the last guy me and Rick worked on together, to get over to M.O.M. To be honest I think he was the last guy I had any part of recruiting. The other thing is, I am pretty sure Cricket is the one that has my banner under his "whatever it is....? Photo holder thingy.....?". I know I know I really do need to get off the "Cricket Tit" but damn it!!! Takes to much effort, and.... I am just friggen lazy OK!!! There I said it!!!

Try as you might but you will never get off the Cricket Tit

Relax guys, it's a sweet potato and when I say sweet, I mean Sweeeeet potato !
Brian.... Brian! Come on buddy, you can do it, just pull your head up and look away, it's going to be OK.

Nice yams!

D I E S E L wrote:

Relax guys, it's a sweet potato and when I say sweet, I mean Sweeeeet potato !
Brian.... Brian! Come on buddy, you can do it, just pull your head up and look away, it's going to be OK.

I declare an official M.O.M.iday! The PDRM.O.M is officially closed!!

Hahahaha. There is nothing sweet about that potato. My milk just curdled

Cricket wrote:

YEMX wrote: Also... About the banner.... The one that I have now, was the very last one "CRAZYWOLF" did. Life is short and this banner has a bit of meaning to me, plus I really do suffer from some kind of sickness when it comes to women in bikinis. CRAZYWOLF was the last guy me and Rick worked on together, to get over to M.O.M. To be honest I think he was the last guy I had any part of recruiting. The other thing is, I am pretty sure Cricket is the one that has my banner under his "whatever it is....? Photo holder thingy.....?". I know I know I really do need to get off the "Cricket Tit" but damn it!!! Takes to much effort, and.... I am just friggen lazy OK!!! There I said it!!!

Try as you might but you will never get off the Cricket Tit

Snivelzzzzzzzzzz

(As a side note: Could you please avoid feeding in herbicidal treated areas....? Ends up being bitter at my end.......)

Must find my new banner. Where's my pencil.....hang on...,has anybody seen my specs?

Look back a few pages marko, if you don't find it, I'll be posting all banners tonight.

M.O.Mish Citizens,

I'm sorry I have been a little MIA the last day or so. As a small business owner the end of January is always busy for me. I have been busy with my accountant preparing quarterly taxes, year end taxes, payroll taxes, property taxes, W2's, new W'4s, franchise taxes, and personal taxes. It truly is my favorite time of year. Things will be back to normal for me by Thursday or Friday.

There will be a big push tonight to catch up on a few things. There will be an update to the roster, a banner recap, new banners for new members, and solutions to issues I'm working on for any individual member.

Marko99 wrote: Must find my new banner. Where's my pencil.....hang on...,has anybody seen my specs?

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

FLASH

ATTENTION M.O.MRADES,

HERE ARE YOUR BANNERS…..

THESE ARE ONLY THE FIRST 20 FOR THE CITIZENS WHO HAVE BEEN ACTIVE ON THE FORUM SINCE THANKSGIVING… THERE ARE MORE TO COME… QUESTIONS? ERRORS? ANY MISSING? LET ME KNOW

END FLASH

Now we are back to the days of old..... You guys are killing me !!!!!!

All of the new banners look great.

Mine has 3 mistakes:

1: Misspelling of magical-finger magic....mmmmm
.......mmmmmm....she said.
"Pressmydigitoher".....she whispered.

B: My planes need "hanging space". At my age...3.5 ft. ground clearance needed.
Metal cup requested. Please extend. Landings make me feel drag with no flaps.

Last: My plane is black...my eyes are blue..my balls hang low...
....and yours will too!

M.O.M !

Paul

Paul, Brian,

There are repaired versions of your banners. I fixed it with my magical mod powers, so look above.


And, since KA5EY did half my work, here are the rest of the banners. Everybody put them on please. Im tired of seeing you old coots just running around naked.

Roster is updated. More banners Friday or Saturday.

I played a few games today and rusty doesn't even come close to describing it, I can't even see them small specks, need higher power cheaters...

D I E S E L wrote:

I played a few games today and rusty doesn't even come close to describing it, I can't even see them small specks, need higher power cheaters...

I've played a few over the last 3 days. Today is the first day I felt good about things. Gotta find that comfortable spot. I spun a few turns with gunzz and after that I was OK for today. Its a noob feeling... Stuff don't work like it used to. Dogfight needs to make a little blue pill too.

Hell my banner don't quite make me feel as good anymore...

What in the world. Help my lost soul

[e]Sputnik wrote: What in the world. Help my lost soul

Ummmm.... Where to start? Lots of changes. When were you last here? I'll try to fill you in

You have a lot of explaining to do in that case buddy . I'll just see what I can make up myself but if you care to help that'll be appreciated

[e]Sputnik wrote: What in the world. Help my lost soul

Well one M.O.M got the boot for some crazy stuff. Then The M.O.M of all M.O.Ms got the boot for some even crazier stuff. Then M.O.M wet into a state of "Dazed and Confused" for a while and now I think the "Hangover" is finally wearing off. At first we thought the whole thing was "Up in Smoke" but now, looking back on it, it seems like "The Fast Times at Ridgemont High". And then "Friday" rolled around and we seemed like a bunch of "Mallrats", "Half Baked". After that flying muck asked me "Dude Wheres My Car?" And it turned out that Jay and silent Bob where striking back. Harold and Kumar went to white castle, and Ben Stone got Alison Scott pregnant and the next thing you know we had the "Pineapple Express".

Well, Harold and Kumar had to escape from gitmo and "The Wackness" continued in "Humboldt County".... "Your Highness" had "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" after that and "Ted was also around.

"This is the End"

My banner seems to be missing.....
This is not at all good.....

KA5EY wrote: My banner seems to be missing.....
This is not at all good.....

KA5EY I'll put my best dog SNIFF on the task of finding her, don't you worry buddy, we'll find her.
I've get three young ones just wait for a chance to help out too, still a little wet behind the ears so they're hanging out to dry a little...

Haha. So I haven't missed much in that case! The lost car and pineapples sound just about right. I heard that there are a lot of newbies flying around. Have yet to try out the new app.

So, shall we get you tagged up, banner-ed out and on the roster?